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Genuine #Change is here…
– First Party to elect a Female Governor in
Nigeria #APC.
– First Party to win re-election in Oyo #APC.
– First time Lagos shares the same Party with the
Federal Government #APC.
– First Party to unseat a sitting President. #APC
And you all thought we were joking when we
were screaming #CHANGE
Add Yours!!

Jimi Agbaje is now know as Governor of Amuwo Odofin.

Oworoshonki Unit 023, APC 121, PDP,106. Agege Unit 071,
APC, 136, PDP,48. Mushin Unit 035, APC 102, PDP, 40.
Alimosho Units, 053, APC 244, PDP 176, Unit 50,APC 180,
PDP, 131. Unit 51, APC 183, PDP, 131, Unit 041, ward D,
APC 243, PDP, 105. Agbado Oke-Odo Unit 075, APC 137,
PDP, 48. Ojota, Unity Close, Unit 067, APC, 130, PDP,105.
Orile-Agege Units, 28, governorship poll, APC 99, PDP, 89.
House of Assembly, APC 101, PDP, 65. Unit 29,
governorship, APC 121, PDP, 71, House of Assembly, APC
105, PDP, 71.
In Kosofe, Arikawe’s Polling
Unit 044, governorship, APC, 136, PDP, 56. Polling Unit 042,
Olatunji Ige Street, Ketu, governorship, APC, 110, PDP, 51.
Polling Unit 043, Olatunji Ige Street, governorship, APC 92,
PDP. 59. APC House of Representatives member, Femi
Gbajabiamila, Surulere, governorship result, APC 93, PDP
89, House of Assembly, APC, 107, PDP 73.
Bolodeoku, Ogba Polling Unit 051, governorship, APC 116,
PDP 78
Bogije in Ibeju-Lekki, governorship result is APC, 531,
PDP,317. House of Assembly, APC 562, PDP, 279.
Shangisha Magodo, Polling Unit 008, governorship, APC
160, PDP, 93.
Senator Ashafa’s PU result
Result in Senator Gbenga Ashafa’s Polling Unit at Lagos
East Senatorial District, Unit 001, Bogije Ward F. Ibeju-
Lekki, Governorship APC -531 … PDP – 317 Assembly –
APC – 562 , PDP – 279.
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/update-on-lagos-early-results/?hootPostID=d8c83394729427757afb0ec1bfbcbb6a

Blizzyblinkzy:
Hmm... Its hard 2 tell.. Bt 4rm look. I think the one putting on green is d mom.. Same thing with my mom, u will think am her immediate younger sista.

lol... So mumsie is still young..

One is the mother of the other and she’s in her
40s. Let that sink in. Some people just don’t age
at all. It’s hard to tell who the mum and
daughter is, right?
Over to you, Tell who is the Mother and who is
the Daughter.
Drop your comment.

Baba won snap selfie Upload for Instagram
Guys! Keep your Babe well ooo, Obasanjo can
Snatch ur Cute babe.

According to the Country Representative of
WaterAid in Nigeria, Michael Ojo, “About 63.6
million people in Nigeria do not have access to
safe drinking water, while 103 million do not
have access to sanitation”.
In virtually all urban Nigerian cities, it has now
become a routine to see most women and
children roaming the streets in search for clean
water.
Abeokuta, the capital of Ogun state, is not left out
in this menace and it seem it is even worse in
the rock city.
Residents of the city are always in search of
water and when they don’t see, they make do
with water from different unhealthy sources.
Naij.com photographer went round the city and
brought back pictures of women and children
hustling for water.
See more pictures below:-
Last year, two children of the same parents
drowned in a pond at Enwugba village in
Abakaliki Local Government Area of Ebonyi state
when they went to the pond to draw

Lmao, someone here says if you didn’t spend
these notes then you shouldn’t be on the internet.
Lol smh..
For those who spent them, what do they remind
you of? Good old days I guess. I remember we
could use that N10 to buy 7up, buy sweets, buy
biscuits and still have some change left in the
90s. I was pretty young but I can still remember
a little. For people who would want to form and
say Ladun you are old, taaar don’t bring that
‘formness’ here at all, I was born in the 80’s and
yes I spent them. Lol.

The Oba of Lagos, Chief Rilwan Akiolu, has
finally issued a personal statement regarding
his recent outburst where he threatened any
Igbo who dared vote against his candidate with
drowning in The Lagos Lagoon.
The Outburst, which made waves on the internet
yesterday, where the Oba threatened that igbos
saying “if you don’t vote Ambode that i picked,
you will all drown in the water”, has not gone
down well with a lot of people in the country.
But in a recent turn of events, the Oba has issued
an apology to the Igbos and everyone offended by
his tirade, blaming his actions on the popular
Alcoholic drink, ORIJIN.’
In his statement, he said;
“I want to offer my unequivocal apologies to the
Igbo people for the things I said. I am sorry. I
was drunk. I was drinking some Orijin just
before the meeting. It was my 1st time, it was so
sweet, I did not know it would be so intoxicating.
I have ordered that all Orijin Bottles and Cans
should be thrown into the Lagoon Instead”.
Meanwhile, Boys in Lagos are planning to protest
the Oba’s move to throw all the Orijin into the
Lagoon. They have paid a Twitter Trender to
trend the Hashtag #DontDrownOurOrijin.

www.amazonherald.com/news/oba-of-lagos-confesses-i-was-high-on-orijin

This is not to bring down Unilorin but only to
share with you what media will never tell you
about unilorin.
If you are a unilorin student or alumni, i’m sure
you can add to this in your own way.
• It’s only in unilorin that you will see a prof.
telling an undergraduate student to pick dirts.
• It’s only in unilorin students that put on their
ID card in Ibadan.
•It’s only in unilorin a department will not
produce 2.1 student in 16 years.
•It’s only in unilorin faculty of Engineering and
Education is called “FACULTY OF BAD BOYS”.
•It’s only in unilorin you will see students
reading for 18hours and annointing PC
before,during and after CBT exams.
•It’s only in unilorin your girl friend will report
you to the authority and you get instant
suspension.
•It’s only in unilorin student eat bread and akara
at Kiosk 12 and call it burger.
•Only unilorin denies student from carry out
project research and uses lab equipments and
apparatus as DECORATION.
• Only in unilorin will you see students serving
purnishment in front of the class. grin emoticon
• Only in unilorin you will see father and
daughters lecturing in the same faculty (science).
•Unilorin has the highest number of student
serving extra year in Nigerian.
•Only in unilorin, SUG and faculty presidents are
synonymous with extra year.
•Only in unilorin lathe machines were imported
without operating manual and has been in work
shop for 6 years without any operator.
•Only in unilorin students are being forced to
carry their ID cards on their chest. unsure
emoticon
•Only in unilorin an engineering SCHOLAR will
argue with you that gold is more expensive and
less available than diamond that is diamond is
cheaper than gold.
•Only in unilorin will you see just One “Bar”
meant for Staffs alone.
•Only in unilorin you will see lecturers begging
students to CRAM, learning has been crucified
and cramming is embraced.

I think the Oba should quickly hold a press conference
and make amendments. Some people helped GMB earn
more votes through their comments on GEJ and PDP.
Ambode, Fashola and Tinubu should meet the Oba asap
and discuss how the Oba will make public declaration
and correct the statement. I know it is not easy for any
of Ambode, Fashola or Tinubu to go on air now and
disgrace the Oba but they should quickly do the needful
to ensure votes are not lost through this action. This
may even have multiplier effect on other Yoruba states
where governorship elections will be held because
many people believe that APC is Yoruba/Hausa party.
God bless Nigeria with more peace and success.

The governorship candidate of the All Progressives
Congress, Akinwunmi Ambode, has promised not to
discriminate against any tribe if he is voted into office, a
statement on Monday said.
Ambode was quoted as saying this barely a day after the
Oba of Lagos, Rilwan Akiolu, reportedly threatened the Igbo
voters in the state to either vote for Ambode on Saturday or
be drowned.
The APC candidate, while receiving 20 buses from a group,
Nigeria Progressive Ambassadors, in Lagos, said, “Every
group in Lagos is safe in my hands as governor. I will not
discriminate against any religious or ethnic group. It is our
Lagos and we must build it together.
“In my acceptance speech after the primaries I made this
note that I will be a governor for all and Lagos is safe in my
hands. I want to build on the foundation of unity, peace and
progress and development laid by my predecessors.
“I am your best choice for a Lagos that must continue to
thrive. And though tongue and tribe may differ we stand in
brotherhood in Lagos from the smallest ethnic groups to the
major ones. We are all stakeholders”.
General Secretary of the NPA, Miss Vuakpor Ojo, who spoke
for the group, said members were made up of young
persons who strongly believe in the future of Lagos and the
country as a whole.
Ojo said, “We are body of forward-thinking Nigerians who
are ready to partner with people who have the ability to
give an enabling future to this state and sustain its
excellence”.
“You are one of us, and these donation of 20 buses depicts
our commitment to the cause to make a detribalised leader
like you, who understands the cosmopolitan nature of
Lagos, govern the state starting May 29.
www.punchng.com/news/i-wont-discriminate-against-any-tribe-ambode-2/

The wife of the President, Mrs. Patience Jonathan, has not
been seen in public since President Goodluck Jonathan lost
the March 28 presidential election to Maj. Gen.
Muhammadu Buhari (retd.) of the All Progressives
Congress.
The President had last Tuesday conceded defeat and called
Buhari on the telephone when it became clear from the
results released by the Independent National Electoral
Commission that he had lost his re-election bid.
Some dignitaries including serving and former government
officials had visited Jonathan to commend him for
conceding defeat and solidarise with him on his loss.
One of the visitors had told our correspondent that Mrs.
Jonathan also received visitors inside the President’s
official residence same day.
“After meeting the President in the new Banquet Hall
located within the premised of his office, I also visited the
First Lady inside the President’s residence before leaving.
She was in high spirit when I met her,” the former
government official said.
But since then, the President’s wife had not been seen in
public.
He did not attend the Good Friday service held inside the
Aso Villa Chapel with her husband neither did she attend
the Easter Sunday service inside the same chapel.
Mrs. Jonathan and the President’s mother, Eunice, had
always been accompanying Jonathan to such services.
The last time she was seen in public was penultimate
Saturday when she and her husband voted at their polling
unit in Otuoke, Bayelsa State.
While many believed however that she must have been too
devastated by her husband’s electoral loss to appear in
public so soon, our correspondent’s investigation however
showed that Mrs. Jonathan might have travelled out of the
country.
A Presidency source who pleaded anonymity told our
correspondent that Mrs. Jonathan travelled to the United
Kingdom during the week to sort out some domestic
issues.
“She is in UK. She may use the opportunity of the trip to
visit her children,” the source said.
President’s wife would come back to the country.
Mrs. Jonathan’s spokesman, Mr. Ayo Adewuyi, did not pick
the calls made to his mobile telephone line on Monday.
Adewuyi did not also reply a text message sent to him on
the mater.
It will be recalled that Mrs. Jonathan had during one of the
presidential rallies she organised ahead of the elections
claimed that Buhari would send her to jail if he was
elected.
www.punchng.com/news/presidency-silent-on-patience-jonathans-whereabouts/

Though it may sound harsh or interesting to you
depending on your perception about life, but the
truth is we should sometimes ask ourselves
questions like this.. ‘ If Your Life Ended
Tomorrow, Would You Be Proud Of What You
Left Behind? What impact have you created?
What do you want to be remembered for?
Lets share some motivational moments together ..
please matured answers only…

1.Prof.Attahiru Jega
2.Sen.Bola Tinubu
3.Gov.Kwankwaso
4.Gov.Rotimi Amaechi
5.F.Vp.Atiku Abubakar
6.Ebele Jonathan
7.Fani Kayode
8.Gov.Sule Lamido
9.Ayo Fayose
10.Godsday Orubebe
11.Mujahid Asari dokubo
12.Dame Patient jonathan#
13.Abubakar shekau

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A former spokesman for four United States Ambassadors to the United Nations, Richard Grenell, has said that if former military Head of State, General Muhammadu Buhari, emerges as the next president of Nigeria in next Saturday’s elections, it would be a disaster for the entire African continent.
Grenell, who made the declaration in a piece titled: Nigeria on the brink, and which was published in theWashington Times,a US based publication, of Thursday, March 19, 2015, described Buhari as working tirelessly to enthrone Sharia law across the country, which he said would further pose a major challenge to the fight against terrorism in Nigeria and the continent at large.
He said, “Western foreign policy observers pre-occupied with the rise of ISIS in the Middle East should wake up to the reality unfolding in Nigeria. Opposition candidate General Buhari wants Sharia law throughout Nigeria. In fact, he wants it everywhere.
“Is this an indication that Buhari supports violence because the end goal of the terrorist attacks throughout Nigeria and Africa is an Islamic state? It is a legitimate question that should be asked by leaders of the Obama administration.
“Boko Haram has pledged its allegiance and support to ISIS. The Northern Nigerian based Islamic terrorist group wants Sharia law throughout the country and beyond. They are also actively terrorising Chad, Niger and Cameroon with their goal of an Islamic state.
“Buhari has also spoken sympathetically about members of the terrorist group Boko Haram, has cautioned against a rush to judgement on its members and has personally been selected by the terrorist group to lead its negotiations with the Government of Nigeria.
“Buhari’s election as Nigeria’s head of state would be a disaster for Africa. It would also signal trouble for the West’s fight against ISIS and terrorism throughout the Middle East.”
According to Grenell, incumbent president and Buhari’s main rival at next Saturday’s election, Goodluck Jonathan has made commendable inroads in strangling Boko Haram to submission in recent weeks and so deserves the support of the Barack Obama led United States administration and the rest of the world.
“The Nigerian economy has been growing faster than South Africa’s. Imagine what Nigeria could do for Africa if it was also free of Boko Haram’s violence. The Obama Administration should be doing more to ensure Africa’s most populous country doesn’t slip away,” he said.
Speaking further, Grenell said that with the election in Israel over, the West must quickly turn its attention to Nigeria where the outcome of next Saturday’s presidential elections could have a profound impact on the future of Africa.
“Islamic radicals have Africa on their target list and young Nigerians are reported to be interested in ISIS’ messages. Nigeria is at a tipping point. The West, and specifically the Obama Administration, needs to wake up to the growing problem,” he said.
In October 2014 during an interview with TheCable, an online news platform, Buhari had said that he was not a religious fundamentalist or extremist as his opponents had alleged and that all those trying to hang such malicious tag on him were merely attempting to demonise and tarnish his image.
“Nigerians will always uncover impossible room for manoeuvre for politicians. In 2003, I chose Chuba Okadigbo as my running mate. He was a Roman Catholic. He was an Igbo. In 2007, I picked Edwin Ume-Ezeoke. He was a Roman Catholic. He was an Igbo. And in 2010, I chose even a pastor, Pastor Tunde Bakare.
“Honestly, what do Nigerians want me to do? If they don’t believe I’m not a fundamentalist, what else can I do? The era of short-changing people in the name of religion should stop,” he had said.

www.punchng.com/news/electing-buhari-as-president-disaster-for-africa-ex-us-envoy/

Mine is no 12
Choose yours

na wey dey smoke weed, How true is
this Statement?
Drop your comment.

13-year-old Texas girl, Ariel Tolfree who
placed her Samsung Galaxy S4 under her
pillow while charging it and fell asleep
has explained how she woke up to see it
burnt.
Tolfree said later that night, she smelled
something burning, but never thought it
could be her phone.
“ I didn’t think much of it, so I went back to
sleep and then I woke up again and it was
more prominent ,” she said.
Tolfree’ s dad however believes the phone
overheated, causing the battery to swell
and ignite a small fire.
In another development, Holly Hewett , 25 ,
plugged her phone in to charge while she
slept, but she was later woken up by a
sizzling sound and the smell of the
burning phone. She explains;
‘I woke up at 4.30am when my
boyfriend got up to go to work and
looked at my phone to check the time.
‘I noticed it was running low on battery
so I plugged it in and put it on charge.
‘At about 5am I checked the time again
then rolled over and went back to sleep,
but within about 10 minutes of that I
heard a sizzling sound.
‘Even though it was dark I could smell
the smoke. I picked it up and the screen
sparked.
‘As I walked to the bathroom the battery
fell out of the casing at the back onto the
floor.
‘I didn’t burn myself but there’s a hole in
the carpet where it scorched it. The smell
was awful, so I opened a window.’
‘I was on my own and panicked because
I’d got no house phone so I didn’t know
how to contact anyone to let them know
what had happened, she said.
See photo below:
i hope this serves as a warning and a
lesson to everyone charging phones and
gadgets all trough the night, it is very
dangerous. please take note.

Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, has described the
declaration of support for the All Progressives Congress
presidential candidate, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.)
by former President Olusegun Obasanjo as a political
somersault.
The Governor asked Nigerians to ignore Obasanjo
because he was more of a liability than a gain in the
ongoing political scenario.
He asked if Obasanjo had any electoral value as a
politician since he had been consistently defeated by
the opposition parties in his own place before and after
he left office as the President of the country.
Fayose, who spoke through his Chief Press Secretary,
Mr Idowu Adelusi, in Ado Ekiti on Wednesday, said
Obasanjo’s endorsement of Buhari had clearly shown
that he had lost wisdom.
He said, “Leaving President Jonathan and vote for
Buhari is like to abandon the road and enter the bush.
God forbid we enter the forest which we may not come
out from for years.
“How can you follow somebody who because of old age
is senile, but being propelled by his followers to fly the
plane at all cost. Won’t that plane crash?”
The governor said only gullible minds will obey his call
that Buhari should be voted for saying that Obasanjo
should not be trusted for anything.
According to him, anybody that follows the word of
Obasanjo is doing so at his own peril because the
former President is no more in tune with modernity.

www.punchng.com/news/dont-trust-obasanjo-fayose-tells-nigerians/

Alubarika Hitmaker, Patoranking amazed the crowd on Thursday January 1st 2015 at the 2014 Lagos Countdown powered by Star lager, which held at Eko Atlantic City, VI Lagos.

The Headies 2014 next rated winner stormed the stage dressed like a secondary school student to perform hit songs like Alubarika, Girlie O, Emergency, amongst others.

Can we say Patoranking misses his school‎ days or was this just a publicity stunt?

See photos below and judge for yourself:

- See more at: http://www..ng/2015/01/05/photos-patoranking-dresses-school-uniform-star-lagos-countdown-2014%e2%80%8e-performance/#sthash.YN5rJGXc.dpuf

The Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), on Wednesday said that though Nigeria is a rich nation, its people are extremely poor due to bad governance.
He also promised to involve serving and retired military generals to devise an effective strategy to crush insurgency in the country, if elected as President in 2015.
Buhari, in his Christmas goodwill message signed by the Director of Communications, Buhari Campaign Organisation, Mr. Dele Alake, expressed displeasure at the security challenges in the country and the poor state of Nigerian roads.
He said his administration would focus on how best to “make the condition of living of the common man the index for the assessment of our policies and not the amount of billionaires our administration would have made.”
Buhari felicitated with Christians in the country as they celebrated Christmas, assuring Nigerians that they would have better reasons to celebrate the festival if he is elected in 2015.
He said, “On my part, I intend to initiate consultations with serving generals and those who have served our country and distinguished themselves on the battlefield across the world to work out an alternative and effective strategy to crush this insurgency within the shortest possible time if elected president on February 14, 2015.
“I have said that I live the life of a pensioner. I share the burden and anxiety of majority of our poor, powerless people. I have offered myself on the platform of the All Progressives Congress, the party of change, because I desire to give back to a country that clothed, fed and trained me to be what I am today. Our people are poor. But our country is rich.”
The former Head of State, who berated the President Goodluck Jonathan administration over rising poverty in the country, said, “In a nation where a few individuals could raise N21bn because they wanted to make their friend President, millions of citizens, who truly own the resources being accumulated by a few, are left to suffer in sorrow, tears and blood.
Buhari said while many Nigerians travelling towards the eastern part of the country would encounter “the failed promises of the Second Niger Bridge;” those travelling through the South-West would “have to bear the gridlock on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.”
He noted that millions of Nigerians would celebrate the Christmas season in poverty and misery because “the system of production and distribution of national resources has been rigged against the vast majority of our people.”
He said, “We promise that, by Christmas 2015, our administration would have brought out efficiency in management and allocation of public resources to make the inter-state roads smoother and easier to ride.
“Christmas is a season when we all embark on journeys to join our brothers and sisters in our native towns to hold town hall meetings, inaugurate community projects and exercise our cultural rights.
“This year’s celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ symbolises peace, love and togetherness to mankind. It reminds us, once again, of the exemplary life of Jesus Christ and the ordinary yet spectacular circumstances of His birth. His life enjoins all of us to follow his path by offering to sacrifice our selfish desires for the good of our country and mankind in general. This event, however, is taking place at a period of serious security challenges across the length and breadth of our dear country.
“The right to life, guaranteed by our constitution, is under savage assault. The stories of murder in the print and electronic media make you shiver to the bones. The daredevilry of the Godless Boko Haram, which penetrated battle lines in the North-East to commit suicidal blasts in the north central capital cities of Bauchi and Gombe, demonstrates the crucial need to review the military strategy of our defence forces.”
Buhari also promised to initiate policies that would ensure the empowerment of the masses, adding that his presidential ambition was borne out of the need to alleviate poverty and establish a system where the rule of law prevails.
He added, “Certainly, there will be changes in policies. We cannot continue to enslave our country to those who tell us that we are in economic crises because of loans.”

www.punchng.com/news/ill-meet-other-generals-to-draft-anti-terror-plan-buhari/

The Okoye boys and their wives pictured at a pre-Christmas dinner today. Another pic after the cut...

The Lagos State Government, through operators of the Bus Rapid Transit (BRT) and Bus Franchise Scheme (BFS), will provide free bus ride to Lagosians on December 25, 2014 and January 1, 2015 respectively.
According to Daily Independent, Mr. Dayo Mobereola, the Managing Director of Lagos Metropolitan Area Transport Authority (LAMATA), said the free bus ride would enable Lagosians move around the city smoothly.
He noted that the free bus service, which started in 2008, has assisted in reducing congestion and accident on the roads during the festive periods, adding that the free bus services to be provided by the First BRT Cooperative on the Mile 12 to CMS Bus Rapid Transit system corridor and the Ikotun-Igando-Iyana-Ipaja-Maryland Bus Franchise Scheme corridor, would run between 7.00am and 10.00pm.
He also said the First BRT Cooperative, operator of the Bus Rapid Transit (BRT), would offer free services on Mile 12 – CMS, Mile 12 – Obalende, Ajah to National Stadium, Ajah – Obalende, Mile 12 – National Stadium, Mile 2 – National Stadium, Oshodi – Obalende and Oshodi – National Stadium routes.
On the Bus Franchise Scheme (BFS) corridor, he said free services would be offered on the Ikotun – Ikeja – Maryland, Iyana Ipaja – Maryland, Ikotun – Iyana Ipaja, Igando – Iyana Ipaja, Igando – Ikeja, and Igando – Maryland routes.
Mobereola appealed to those driving, to drive with care and observe all traffic rules.
He also reminded road users of the existence of the Lagos Traffic Law and warned against disobeying the law under the guise of the public holiday.
While wishing all Lagosians merry Christmas and prosperous New Year, Mobereola called for moderation during the festivity.

www..ng/2014/12/22/lagosians-take-note-theres-going-free-bus-ride-christmas-new-year-days/

Around12noon today,armed robbers invaded Access Bank in Agbor, Delta state. They engaged in a gun battle with the military who managed to kill one of the robbers. Pics from the incident after the cut

www.lindaikeji..com/2014/12/exclusive-photos-from-armed-robbery.html