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Dubby6: Oboy...if this is correct which I suppose, then I think I have a friend who won't have sperm at all talk more of low..

Why are you exposing me nah?

Bossforeva: 3rd to Comment: coming up! Buh 2 d question, the answer is quite simple
TEMPORARY BLINDNESS
Causes: EXCESS DRINKAJE OF GARRI!
Prevention: STOP DRINKING GARRI EXCESSIVELY!
Treatment: IF U MUST DRINK GARRI, ADD LESS SUGAR,EXCESS MILK, CHOCOLATE, GROUNDNUT AND LESS PEPPER!

DRINKAJE? Bros, abeg stay away from that garri you are drinking

Mstcheeww

thareta: Are you gay?

You are pretty

GTB did not send me any message. Damn!

Trendy247: IN DEVELOPED COUNTRIES IT IS PRIMARY SCHOOL PUPILS DAT INVENT SUCH THINGS AND THEY WON'T BOAST ABT IT, WHY CAN'T WE BOAST OF INVENTING SOMETHING BETTER. nO WONDER WE ARE CLASSIFIED AS UNDER-DEVELOPED COUNTRY.

What did you invent during your primary school days?

My hands are being forced to buy a car now

[quote author=don_sola]Send the vin number and the mileage.... Is it clean title or accidented?[/quote]Whats the mileage?

My Dad

Lollipop - Lil Wayne

Ba Ba Ba Ba Banana- Despicable Me

Life goes on! The killers must be brought to justice.

How much can I get the 1999 Honda Baby Boy Coupe?

May their souls find eternal rest in Christ Jesus.


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sexkillz: [color=#000030]They'll go to church today, their pastors will Rob them silly in the name of offerings, but dem no go protest against the theiving pastor. [/color]

I feel like punching your face

Bolony: No one would ever think Blackberry would fall from its high status in the Mobile Market to what it is today, No one would ever think that NITEL would become what it is today, No one would ever think Myspace would become so neglected as they are today, No one would ever think Nepa would become PHCN and in a few days time become a private investment....When the high and mighty thinks they have grown too big to be curtailed from their bad attitudes the unexpected is bound to happen, just as every hustlers dream of Success, without good calculation/management failure becomes inevitable

There is time for everything. What goes up must surely come down. It is bound for one to fall so another can rise. Seun and his puppets can do whatever they like.

sanniemoe: I missed that show and I cried so much.

Who cares

Super Story

MJ looks even more prettier in the pictures

yuzedo:

Nwanne, i don tire for all these yeye unilag and ajebo babes wey go just lie down, nack dem no sabi. everytime na bed/room dem wan do am. with their yeye fake moans. after dem go wan make u give dem 20k for natin! nna u see dis kain nack wey okada man dey enjoy?? ordinary okada man dey enjoy wetin oga like me no dey see! Chai! mature ikpu n'ime ofia! i need to buy jincheng and move to owerri, i go grab one "ndaa" we go dem gimme weekend discount 40% off N500!

ABEG NA JOKE O! I'm a born-again virgin christian brother, i was typing for a friend.

I need a handkerchief please

Lovetinz: Bend down small, close one eye, you go see am.

You no well

I can't even remember the last time i had 5naira notes in my wallet

Samgreguc: Am tired mehnn! All I wanna hear from Faggae is "the strike has being called-off"

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Who has time for such? Just click "I agree" and LIFE CONTINUES

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Can 700k fly this baby?

Religion of peace

Nonsense

Serves her right!

yuzedo: My story is many..

God wil punish ALL girl worldwild (esept my future wive) amem!

No wanda chief sweetus yuzedo amuneeketo 1 of Nairaland wans to yansh all d girlz with big yansh, big brezz and ice cream lapz lyk Rita Dummynik