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The dam must be High on Kai-kai and burutanshi

Chai! Seun has offended someone oo with the way these ppl are spamming every thread on FP

YUCK

Chillisauce: I remember days in the university, reading and preparing for exams, so no cooking because if I do, my friends will finish everything one hand. So I was just eating out and indomie once in a while.

It got to a point I wasn't feeding very well but I must finish my exams first. Most important. After exams, I went home and I know my house to have food all the time, whether you have someone in the house or not.

I got home, saw this yam and fried egg stew sauce, omoh! I just started munching the thing ..

I ate and ate and ate...all the ones I didn't eat during exams, ;Dafter eating I then took water and lay down for digestion.

Hmmmm, the wonders began, my stomach went crazy, I couldn't breathe, felt pains and I started screaming, my dad was home so he tried taking me to the car for hospital, I couldn't even get up, I was almost dead. He asked what I ate, I said maybe the yam was poisoned, they want to kill me o, pls, check my account in intercontinental, I have so so so and so money inside, jane is owning me 2 k blah blah blah. All because I thought I was dying,

Got to hospital, was diagnosed and the doctors said it was my intestine, during my exams, my intestine shrunk a lot and I then ate the bulk of yam so it was usual. Gave me some medicine and I stayed in bed for sometime and voila I was fit again .







Anyway, didn't get any pocket money for the next month because my dad already knew I had so so money in bank ..

I had to try and make up for asking more for furthermaths engineering handout by David Can. (Does it even exist?) that's how I got back on business again in money saving

OMG!

Haha You dey form superhuman now oo...Use style dey gather money for your surgery.

SpicyMimi: so u wanted Mr. Cork to join u right?
i hope they continue showing d cartoon till am thru wid my skul session.

Cork ko, Kanta ni I watch SpongeBob almost everyday. So you don't need to worry about that. Want some candy ?

Linoversace: She's beautiful,smart,intelligent and hot!

#TrueStory!

With her silion/plastic breasts, fanta legs and coke face huh ?

Bitch really got served

SpicyMimi: awwwwwwwwwwh....my favourite cartoon of all time! I miss waaatchn this cartoon on Nick channel by 11pm every night...
i miss spongebob and patrick...also Mr.Krabs and his Krabby Patty sold at the Krusty Krab.

Really ? I'm watching it right now as we speak

I am waiting for the mentally unstable bytch to respond

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]




..Pleas advise! [/quote]Please go and watch SpongeBob Squarepants

OP! YOUR AN E-DIOT OOO

Lifebender: You forgot to add igbo(it's good for giving the body more dan enof confidence)
you will feel like amaechi..sorry Shekau

Hahahahahahahahahahaha *falls from mango tree*

I just pity him

#SPEECHLESS@

netbrilliance: Dreamer...u r third joor...na so u be dey lie to ur papa say na u carry first for class when u dey primary school........anyway let me dance azonto cos fifth position no easy.

As for the pictures....its and old gist, i hv already seen it on whatshot.com.ng.......i comment my reserve

Who asked you?

Dem don collect iyanya waist? Why is he standing like that?

Coke legs, Fanta body

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]She's f-ucking hot!
The big question is..... How many Nigerian women go to the gym?
If most Nigerian women have this shape, why will a man cheat on his wife??[/quote]

Joavid: men will alwys have/find reasons to cheat

Not in this case sweerie

effisyman: person we buy wetin he no see, na wetin him get he go take.

True talk bro.. Who no know no go know

Agimor: Tecno p3 just two weeks old is for sale, anyone who wishes to buy should contact this numbers. 07083575582 & 07036157858. Just 12k exclusively to those that live in delta state.

U don dey madt

VAMOOSE and cross to the other side of the road.