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E dey pain u? E yes
Make i comot am?
No i go manage am so!

acidtalk: How can a confirmed Secretary General of Association Kidnappers of Enugun (AKE) stoop so low to take up the job of a cheap and hungry yahoo boy.

"L̳MAO. Odi egwun. Biko gbafuooo hahaha

[quote author=190-the-clown]Abeg my people make una help me answer one question



IS SHE NIGERIAN [/quote]"L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​.. She comes from Panya.

Callotti: If a man decides to make love to a woman EVERY night, how many women can oblige? NONE! Not me. ESPECIALLY with the kind KINKY/SATANIC se-xual habits ALL Nigerian men have in this day and age? AN- US chopping and all? TUFIAKWA!!! Make dem dey go abeggggio!!!! Before one KRASE man come jaga-DAGGER both my poohsie and anoooose! Twa!!!! My hand, leg and Nyansh nor dey dia o! I will gladly pay a hooker to satisfy such 'escapades'! Na who go gif me money for early retirement I dey fain o! 30 years of phocking!!!! Toto don taya abeg!!!!

So, what options does a couple have? Quarrel and fight constantly because of poohsie and d-ee-k? TUFIAKWA!!!!! Mgbeke-Alatika life!!! Not my portion!!!! I did not marry my husband because of pehnis!

The love quadrangle matter. . . .
Is he in love with her?

What is my business? I could care less! His cross, not mine. The problem with women in general. .
Wetin consain you with you man's runs?
Your ONLY job is too be quiet and watch for signs of potential danger as in the wrong choice of girlfriends. I see none. If I did, GAME OvA!!!! He knows his girlfriend is still in love with her ex-husband and father of her children. Not my business.

My only business is to wish them good luck!
As you can see, no one is being deceptive.
I don't deal with such juveniles. OPEN MARRIAGES do not have cheat! It is a prerogative, a privilege and a PERK!

Free world. Not my business.
I have my on married boyfriends breathing down my neck my own corner!

Welcome to Nigerian marriage!!!!

Very interesting. I love it!!!!

Jealousy is only possible with insecure, jobless and petty individual.

For a doggone pehnis I have eaten for over one day, only a stoopid woman will get jealous when it decides to take a piss in another bush or forest! I have waaaaaay too many hot-dogs in my bun and oven to worry my sweet life with just ONE!!!

TUFIAKWA!!! That is for RELIGIOUS novices!!!!

LWTMB!!

Very sad and heart-breaking.Like they say "U won't know the value of what you have until you lose it". He caught you the first time and he pardoned you and still you didn't learn from that but rather you continued. He gave you a chance to change but you blew it away. It's people like you that end up in their parents house thinking they are on top of every game they play but regret it later on by blaming the devil whereby DEVIL sit down him own jeje u dey accuse am. U are nothing but a F-ing Biatch..

I doubted the story too on other threads but instead they called me all sort of names. Our media reporters are just creating tension here and there while watching us blast one another instead of uniting us. Thunder Fire VANGUARD!!

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Isaactop9: *I must comment* read the post well na police dem kill?

I meant to say 5 police informants dude. Stop being sarcastic here..

Yesterday 20 ladies were killed by unknown gunmen in Maiduguri between 1am- 2am and now they killed 5 police at same time. Which one are we going to believe?

MULTI LINKS CDMA FONE- The first fone I used. A bully collected it from me and smashed it.

VISAFONE: Gave it out.

Itel chinko; Gave it out

Nokia XpressMusic; Gave It Out

BOLD 2: Sold

LG GT540 Android; I'm thinkin abt it

Curve 4 and Bold 5: Phones I'm using currently

azimibraun: Werin be indecency star? I say I go do d job of acting blue film, mojowood. No try 2 gv am anoda name? Any co-woker in d land? Holla @ a player.

Your own HELL FIRE go blue well well oh..

BlackPikiN: Barely 24 hours after over ten people were slaughtered in Maiduguri, twenty ladies who were prone of wearing mini skirts and trousers were Friday slaughtered in their separate homes in Maiduguri Metropolis by yet to be identified gunmen.

This ugly development is one of its kind, as many believed that most of the daily killing in Borno are only targeted at men and security agencies.

The slaughtering of about twenty different ladies our Correspondent gathered took place in the early hours of Friday precisely at about 1 to 2am when most of residents were still asleep in their houses due to 6am to 9pm [/b]Curfew imposed on the state in the past five months.

More details soon

http://www.vanguardngr.com [b]/2012/11/20- ladies-in-mini-skirts-slaughtered-in-maiduguri/

There is something fishy about this story

Lordave: Abeg do come fix dis our transformer

LOL! Make i come do work when i never get license?

I wish to be an Electrical Engineer

Nwa oguta: Shoe shinner

Attached with a Gate-man to keep you company & So shall it be. AMEN!

NONSENSE!! Recycled Topic that doesn't exist.. Mstchewww

Oh Gosh! Anytime i see any topics like this i feel as if needles are popping out of my body. MTN sucks!!!

adsamsom: Topic is Picture of Obama Biscuit Topic is Picture of Obama Biscuit

Lmao. This post has been hidden.

Hahahaha! Obama biscuit dey drag who go first reach front page..

Sirmee: I wish he was arrested by lastma

Haha! Those guyz are not smiling @ all.

fapcrook: I dont h even have one, I rely on my X2 and has ever dissapointed

Ghen ghen

All in thee name of religion. #SPITS#

lacasa: If Islam is for Terrorists, then i Gueess Christianity (right from time imemorial) has been/is for -

'Terrorism, Homosexuals, genocide (serbia/bosnian war , Anders brievik, Lra, KKK, Hitler, Crusades), Sodomy, Ritualists (sele church), Militants, armed-robbery, Italia connection, Drug pushing (ask Ma Biafran brodas and sisters ), Fraud/embezzlement/Mafia/PDP jets ), impoverished followers, raping/sleeping wt the female congregates (warri ηo dey carry Last)..

Infact, the Sins are ENDLESS.

And, i rather be a MUSLIM Anyday than Join thαt MOFO Religion called CHRISTIANITY

Ur brain has been infected and need to be fixed immediately by throwing you into the dungeon where your mates are at Yaba Left. Stupid HEEDIOT!

Les: me no call anybody name kwa o, can u imagine religion?? Omg

Nwanne,They r cannibals in human flesh

Wsdm: And this confused president has not deem it fit to declare these hot spots state of emergency. Honestly, it is becoming glaring that Mr president is benefiting from all these unwanted lost of lives hence the larkadiasical attitude to curb it.

Too much GRAMMAR! Please review before submitting.

Psylas: shotup!!! ISLAM MEANS PEACE! MUSLIMS ARE PEACE MAKERS

I don hear. Oya face your front!

[quote author=*Kails*]If you don't want to kill them then just send them to Pagan_9ja's hut.
He'll have some supper and you will have a clean conscience! [/quote]Hahaha that's a gr8 idea. Pagan_9ja, can I send them to your hut?

Les: This long bad tory dis early mor mor, na wow o. *That person we de shout allah akbar, na God go punish u and ur kind!!*

Allahu Akbomb!!
No b me talk am ohh
Hehehehehe

Decryptor: I have always said it and will continue sayin it: a sovereign national conference should be summoned and Nigeria should DISINTERGRATE! we are tired of living as one nation. if greater countries like Russia did same, why shouldnt we? how many more would die before enough will be enough

Who will start the revolution?

otokx: The one wey tire me pass na the honorarium and sitting allowance; so after they have eating and are using toothpick to arrange their teeth, brown envelope will now be shared amongst them for a job well done? Chai

Hahahahahah NIGERIA is a JOKE!