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lefulefu:
ok wat of a date wit me.At least i have clean white Volkswagen beetle with AC inside

lol

Wouldn't you rather invest 1k today and let me handle the rest for you?

folasayolyn:
oh it's okay for you to judge me but I can't judge you. smh

My point is that 10 mins is too short to conclude on you or me

folasayolyn:
where do you go hunting for babes moreover chatting with a babe for 10 minutes should give you a clue.

Sounds more like judging ASAP

chiraqDemon:
This cannot be true
Maybe recession has not hit her cos anybody that has experienced recession will know the cause......afterall there is no day u will go out of ur house n not hear the name buhari at least 5 times in this economy

Some girls no care or send sef....you never jam

AnodaIT:
I wonder if someone can really pretend for me.

Those that fall for the pretenders are mostly those who watch how they cook, greet, dress, respect etc. For me those are not part of any test.

My best test is to make you angry and see how you handle it. No matter how a girl can compose herself, when she is angry, all emotional attributes are unleashed

NICE ONE but she is human too

folasayolyn:
so because I am a Nigerian lady I automatically watch zee world and telemundo #wrong. and no I wouldn't like to go on a date with you

Not all but Una too like Zee world ehhhh...........fire

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Ariel20:
I don't understand this your No woman can bring him down

Please ask Samson, David , Adam and Abacha here in Nigeria who brought them down.

Ask lindy the destroyer

Mimzyy:
Is your life usually this pathetic? Or are you just tryna make an extra effort today? Smh.

I got you again.....Olodo keep balling

So happy for him. No woman can bring him down

Mimzyy:
Is this English language?

I purposefully put it that way to get your comment. Are you that cheap?

Mimzyy:
Is this English language?

I purposefully put that it that way to get your comment. Are you that cheap?

CorGier:
Surely the best gauge of a girl's character is the way she treats you?
Una get time sha.


I never finish with wahala way dey my head na to dey test woman.

Any Jezebel can treat you good until she gets to her final destination and show you the incarnate

Mimzyy:
You have not met a born pretender and I pray you don't. Then you'll understand that some people are experts at hiding their true self until they get married then unleash the inner demon.

This reminds me of a friend that tried to test her boyfriend with another friend. 'Twas planned that the other friend will try to seduce the guy to know if he will fall for it. She ended up losing the guy to the lady.

While it is ok to wana test your partner, we should be careful with our approach.

True talk

Gaara101:
I agree with the last line but I believe the test should go both ways. You could even surprise yourself.
Let me post a link about what I mean. It's an answer posted by Prof. Richard Muller on a similar topic.
How can you be sure the person you’re going to marry is the one? https://www.quora.com/How-can-you-be-sure-the-person-you%E2%80%99re-going-to-marry-is-the-one/answer/Richard-Muller-3?srid=wkDE&share=58f77a08

Tests are good both ways. My woman tests me and i always know when they come. Sometimes i fail and she just pardons me probably because i pass more than i fail. I once failed a test and she was like;- you know i can just flog you right now for that answer right?..giving me a stern look
We laughed it off and we were good. It becomes a problem to her when i keep failing woefully and uncontrollably. If she later decides to dump me and move on, then i have learnt my lessons which is to think before talking

Gaara101:
I agree with the last line but I believe the test should go both ways. You could even surprise yourself.
Let me post a link about what I mean. It's an answer posted by Prof. Richard Muller on a similar topic.
How can you be sure the person you’re going to marry is the one? https://www.quora.com/How-can-you-be-sure-the-person-you%E2%80%99re-going-to-marry-is-the-one/answer/Richard-Muller-3?srid=wkDE&share=58f77a08

Tests are good both ways. My woman tests me and i always know when they come. Sometimes i fail and she just pardons me probably because i pass more than i fail. I once failed a test and she was like;- you know i can just flog you right now for that answer right?..giving me a stern look
We laughed it off and we were good. It becomes a problem to her when i keep failing woefully and uncontrollably. If she later decides to dump me and move on, then i have learnt my lessons which are to think before talking

folasayolyn:
at least she knew the president oh.

Sai baba right?........its more like telling you that the name of her counrty is NAIJA.
Wonderful

Diplomaticbeing:
It's either that you didn't read well my comment or you don't know the difference between attribute and attitude.

ok sorry about that but both can still be hidden under the cloak of deception

Gaara101:
Oh, he tried hiding it, but it got the point where he just couldn't do it again.
The marriage is officially over.

too bad for him.....
He needs to re-evaluate his values about women and be serious with it.
Its a hard life being a divorcee especially when you pass through character betrayals from the woman you married.
He should learn to call the bluff as early as possible. No woman hides completely. If only you can wear your thinking cap and watch her closely.
Tests are good and it saves alot in the future

Mimzyy:
Lol. Thanks. I don't intend to go down that lane.

And i had made a mistake clouds your brains after 5-15 years of marriage. sorry from the other side

Gaara101:
I liked your post just because of the first line. The mistake my uncle made was that he fell for someone who pretended to the point that we all thought she was an angel.
Barely two months into the marriage, she showed the true colours. I won't even hesitate to call her a devil.

She must have been desperate without your people or uncle knowing it. Anyway if your uncle doesnt complain about it, then let her be.
She won but might not always win all the time. Such ladies change back later to regret after everybody abandons her.

Eddodoh:
Yeah!!! They might end up fvcking each other.

I don't even subscribe to my woman going to meet my friends when we have disagreement.
Women are too emotional and that's an opportunity for conny friends to hit on her.

on point you are

Diplomaticbeing:
@OP

These types of testing you listed here in particular and any other type at large makes no real sense (no insult intended toward your person). This is so because any girl that has intentions of retaining you as her final bus stop from the inception of meeting you would put up maximum pretiontion regalia to outsmart you with such tests.

Why testing someone when you can know their attributes? I mean, attitude - which represent passing or failing of a temporary test can be faked. Whereas attribute - which is the main thing to look out for - is innate.

Any highly sensitive and analytical mind don't need more than few times of physical and oral correspondences to know another's attributes.

My dear the truth is that anybody can fake any attitude too.
The weakness of women lies in their tongues. Are you a learner?
Just ask her simple questions and watch her fumble if she is the bad character type

Eddodoh:
Seriously, I can't even imagine doing it.

My cousin brother ones hug my gf while greeting & I saw that the hug was intense. I got angry deep inside & quickly requested that we leave.

In another case, my friend got her number & do call her but he never told me that they always talk while she travelled. When she came back, she told me my friend do call her & I asked her how he got her number, she said that he requested & she felt we were close, she gave him. Immediately, I asked her to delete his number & she should stop all forms communication with him.

Test my babe with my friends ke? I don't want a situation where I will end up in prison cos I fear the consequences of my actions If anything goes wrong. It's better someone I don't know browse my woman instead of a close friend.

Browse?
Nice one though, LOL

Mimzyy:
You have not met a born pretender and I pray you don't. Then you'll understand that some people are experts at hiding their true self until they get married then unleash the inner demon.

This reminds me of a friend that tried to test her boyfriend with another friend. 'Twas planned that the other friend will try to seduce the guy to know if he will fall for it. She ended up losing the guy to the lady.

While it is ok to wana test your partner, we should be careful with our approach.

The girl went too far na. Besides simple IQ tests aint bad at all.
Nobody falls in love like a fool these days. Remember that whatever you ignore today can come back tomorrow to hunt your hapinesss.
A word is enough for the wise

jelil01:
To test ur gal make shaaa.


I have a neighbour, during his youthful age, he dey flex like kilode. When he was about to marry, he was dating three ladies. In other to pick d best among them, he gave dem a test.

He loves giving his gfs sweet sms card [those card dat used to be in white envelop]

So on different occasions, dis ladies ask him for money. In return, he gave dem d envelop. Two of the ladies got angry thinking it was another sms card. Not knowing it was the money they asked for. Only one Lady passed the test. And of course they marry.


I have knw dis my since i was a child. For once, no beef with his wife.




NA D MAN GIST ME OOO

Nice one.
Same with me when i tried going out with a girl my friends warned me that her type looks too materialistic. i ignored them but still decided to give her a very little test. I went to meet her purposefully without my ride. The first question she asked me on sighting me from afar was;- where is your car?...i was like Jeez..is that a morning greeting or how are you that i deserve from a lady?

Nutase:
Are u by chance the olodo so that I can marry you and divorce you before the two months?

NO worry bros, your matter still dey Yaba left.
Are you a gay. lol
I cover myself o

Nutase:
Crap.

Na your type go marry olodo come still divorce am after two months. Mr crap

pomide:
it's still all crap bro.

ain't nobody got time planning tests and all

who are you to be planning test on a fellow human?

are you going to be a better bf or husband yourself?

If simple IQ tests isn't important, then why not dash beauty queens without brains the crown for free?
As a guy I knew I have been tested too and I knew the times I failed and moved on but smarter