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Hw many odds. the exact odd

is that an excuse or a form of?

na d solution?

I wan relocate to Singapore

JudgeOGBUNABALI:
The spirit Succubus lives in most of these Pastors. Making them develop ultra high libido. Meaning that most pastors last very long on bed and most women love that. But issue is that the high libido makes them prone to SUPER SONIC PROMISCUITY AND HYPER SEXUAL BONOBO GYMNASTISM.

what is communication?

tot 1- 2 liv. ft

op don't you have term paper or seminars to present next week, that should preoccupy your mind not this okay. moreover, your parents won't be happy if they are told you are the one posting this, try grow up and be a gentle man or lady as you claim.
thanks for your anticipated cooperation

I think I need this top especially the one made in Biafra by Biafrans

is he now a prophet

bello is just a compound mishap

I think I am beginning to like this Lady

wash, no need looking at a split tin of milk just move on

are u sure this is not movie

anyone who plays 90min cannot be a 40sec man u know

our mad sister. u again

nothing wey I no go see, that mirror has some other things to it

I think I just love 1 and that is over morrow

the chemicals used in washing that skin will soon come hunting you

all these rubbish starts erupting because Regina Daniels got married to one old folk and perhaps may be divorced within the next 30 months as hers is not the first neither will it be the last. tonto akwuna-kwuna is awaiting and ready to coach.

you will look like ahh

fire for fire. but no power tussle equates that of the eight Senate

Osagyefo98:
With statement as false as anything I believe IPOB has nothing to offer.

They are terrorists as labelled.

If you need long life desist from IPOB, they are as useless as anything and have nothing to offer.


If I had not got the first hand information, I will believe this guys as usual.

please how are they terrorists

op may the terrors of your Fathers come for you. y this useless news or post

Marley is fraud even let the hair be skin you are still you

the drugs are gradually releasing her senses

damton:
Best of luck.

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this guy is a genius

hollah123:
Many people don't understand the logic behind this sit at home, it's not that people are pleased with it but they are afraid they can b attacked by hoodlums if they go out. N its due to the threat by nnamdi kanu that anybody who goes out on that day deserves to be stoned to death. I imagine how autocratic this biafra will b am sure North Korea will b child's play

not as you will think though

this guy should be paid hardship allowance before month end biko he just needs one month and he is settled for life