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Did i just hear someone say there's no job in nigeria? Shine your eyes bro,there's job everywhere..or better still,something might not be too cool with the grade you came out with and might need some buttressing.

Damn funny....that ikeja ehn..especially when its raining..if you dey form porsh,you could spend like four hours at the bus stop i tell ya.

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Too funny to be true...april fool things i guess...but then Op ,thanks for the good laugh this early mawmaw

rezzy: I like it. Im using it currently.

and you still get your 10mb per week for a #100 recharge?

poshdiva: Would spend my day doing something productive instead of draining some guy's pocket somewhere

cool....you're gona make such a darling!!!..

Igbayi!!!....av a friend who bears that....i tell ya,most women still bearing that name are in their 60s/70s..

Gentle Naaz: Am gud in managing anger. If u want 2 knw, just arouse my temper. Wateva i do 2 u is d best way of managn anger

seriously?!!!...Hehehe...and if u kill me in the process?...that'll be the best way to get grip of myself when am angry?...

She fine small sha...am i on first page:-O..yipeeee!!!..

#dancingalingo

[quote author=let it b so]b/c u de se yash to chop.[/quote]so thats ur main reason of getting married someday..go to a brothel and get ur d. 1ck serviced instead of someday raising up kids that are not supposed to be in this world in the first place..
It is you gan gan that shouldn't ever think of getting married!! Smh

Oops....sorry i forgot...here's ma number ladies incase ur interested....0 8 0 3 8 3 7 7 5 0 3...won't mind flashing but not too much of it..

Jst that NL is studded with old mamas...wondering where the lil pretties at..

Moi single o...freaking single and seriously searching...am a final year student so am on the look out for a young,sexy, pretty lady...ya mind?..

carmelion: I ve so many turn offs but since the thread says the biggests,mine are as follows
1.Bad Dentition!(As in when you say Hi,I wony even say hello)
2.Talkative(especially the type that makes all his friends listen to me when they hang out)
3.Poor dress sense(anyways I don't need to hammer too much on this cos you need to access the person you re even coming to meet)
Lastly,Fair guys(I wish I can help here but sadly,am the fairest of all so you see..we can't blend.its not when am looking for something to fight my pimples with,you will be looking for yours too,mtcheeeeew!.Dark guys melt me.I mean the very dark ones.

hmmmm yummy!!!

Yeah right, u've not slept wit any actor,just a couple'a producers and movie directors have had ur punany serviced

[quote author=uprigt_d]na wa[/quote]yeah, for u...must you comment sir?
#mck#

[quote author=#80million]*speechless*
LAUTECH!
DID I MAKE TOP 7?[/quote]supercool!!!...so ur a fellow LADOKITE?sweet!!!...but u no dey try wit this ur first to comment thing o..rep us real cool Mehn

Revolva: Ave always said it -- if e wan end make e end jare I have nothing to loose - that friday go be the happiest friday in ma life - hiss!!!

don't worry ehn..i pray ur story changes pretty soon for good and u get to have stuffs(things to loose)..then u come bak and tell us if u still have so much passion for the end of the world!..
#mck#

Chai...see traffic. Check out the number of ppl viewing this topic..wonders of testimony!

I love my smile..people tell me its so cute..oh my dentition?..mwash!!...and i love my complexion(dark and slicky smooth)

You just got us confused mr op. Who's sandy hook, and how's he connected to those pictures? :-s

Cool...when the rest of the world is getting more innovative and inventive, Nigerians are busy dealing wit corruption..tsk tsk

Ehn..and what joy and satisfaction do they derive from the fact dt their prophecies of dooms day come thru..even after telling us to pray an avert the evil u see, u still secretely wish the evil happens,and wait for the bad news to come?...PROPAGANDA i say...all just to have crowd flocking to their church..smh

Trust me, its cool being single and having a couple'a friends with benefits around...if u knw what i mean

Mods!!...try and help this ppl re-edit there funny gbagauns before posting them on front page. Imagine seeing smth like 'WHERE u at the experience...' on great Nairaland's front page. WHAAA!!!

Its cool seeing y'all share ur experiences experienced at the experience!...

Kinda stale...heard abt this stuff since last year..cool innovation though..ma gurl loves her fart noisy and it sometimes get me pissed off.

HeheheHeheheHehehe....nairaland no go kill me tonite wit laughter o....as if the story of the fat man trapped in the prison wall cos of his big tummy while he was tryin to escape was not enough..RFLMAO.

WHA!!!..i don laugh so tey ppl around me dey ask if i dey okay..bwahahahahaha

[quote author=God2man][/quote]chronic stu..pidi..ty,why quote the whole shyte..Mtcheww ..

Fell foolishly in love once and felt foolishly stupid in the end, turns out she didn't care half as much as i cared for her..EVER SINCE, I BEEN A SMOOTH NICE PLAYER...not too proud i am though..but then its cool playing their punanny as u wish