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Wish this could make front page, maybe the world would be a better place indeed without the religion of pc (so to say)

oluwafreshkid:
This came in midnight. Who's with me on this?

Same here... lord let it not be a bank teller job

I got a text from peopleplus now saying they recruit for zenith bank and I'm invited to come write a test slated for Friday at the zenith bank's head office, don't know if it's in response to the application I made to this particular recruitmemt . ...

Can only hope it's not the gnld's again.

bxcode:
Lolzz.... that would be a waste of the blood, I quickly looked for a cyber after initially ignoring it and resuming my work, as God may have it, the whole thing turned out to be simple, no graph nor all those numericals, just verbal reasoning, antonyms and synonyms. Finished the whole thing before the stipulated time. Hoping for the best now.

Yeah cool, mine too was pretty simple, albeit had some numerical word problems in it.. hoping on God all the same.

bxcode:
Been trying to open my link but to no avail and the time for it to expire is 1pm, did anyone experience such?

Hmmm...village mamas might be trying something funny..Plea the blood of Jesus on the system..

ENIMONEY:
me that don't know maths! Tswww. Not funny at all. Beht thank God.

You've written yours too?
Howdy go..the numerical test questions were as hard?

danyy:
NO , they are CONTRACT recruiter that need to service their factory call BANK or any firm. Well u just abt to wast ur years, but still if u young and hv age to wast, than take the offer, no need to buy any Questions, no body can faill that exams, and not all will take the offer after ur training. Hnmnm YONG nigeria graduate , may almighty God help u all to no. The real Jobs in NIGERIA and hw to get them.

But sir I hope you know there are hardly jobs in Nigeria for fresh graduates hence why an average fresh graduate might happily accept whatever these guys have got to offer. But then, that part where you said "well u'r just about to waste ur years " scared me..got me pretty much confused.

1dorzine:
Has anybody done the test?? I'm about to do mine

How did it go bro? ..could you please fill us in? How tough is the numeric assessment.

Gydion:
Drop ur email add and I send to all.

Bros I'm interested too...olaifakayode01@gmail.com..thanks in advance

linusnneji238:
mine is an online test on Monday 16th of November 2015....

Mine too..

Harmvirus:
I doubt that too. What role did you apply for

Engineering...you?

Harmvirus:
I am. Wrote on Wednesday too. No link yet

Don't know if we should think we failed the sjt... I strongly doubt that though.

profeoo:
I'm still waiting for the numerical test after completing the SJT since Wed. I'm gonna be banking on this as Shell just gave me the regret mail.

Same here.. Wrote the sjt on Wednesday too and I'm yet to see any mail inviting me for the numerical test... Lord help us..Any one else experiencing same?

Hehehehehe.... ...see original tramadol hand falling... Reminds me of the first day I used it too...it was a case of "when the deliverer becomes the deliveree... Na only the babe dey pour me water as I just odee on the drug, almost puked my guts and nearly passed out..

misspicy:
no be by cloth abeg,is your friend rich and caring :p





if you like forget to pray

See her mouth..

playboy99:
fiction:when a girl came to ur house then entered your kitchen to eat raw garri wtf even a village girl cant do dat. Fiction:when d girl asked for a drink and you had 2 diff flavours of that drink and u a student wtf thumbs up on dat fiction:she entered ur kitchen to steal indomie and sardine.wtf u didnt tell us she brought a polybag along but wuld she teleport wen she is leaving. 4 fiction u tried waiting 4 d final saga

Nice one brah, sanest post so far..... Some people are just born serious. Where's this guy I'm feeling your story, come finish it.

Click LIKE if you finished the numeric test, and SHARE if you didn't..

Estharfabian:
Smile...
Brains...of course! *this should actually come first*
Sense of Humor...""
His playfulness...*I'm a dog* still Love hide and seek games!

his Wits.. *He has to be strong* Like really strong...


Ps...I really do not care about His looks.. i could date someone that looks like a GORILLA, It's all About chemistry...""

loved your comment for know reason. , got curious about your person, went to check your profile and that shii gat me tripping in <b>Love</b> swear down

Lool..... front page things jwo, let people have a good laugh..

biko is there any for a web developer?

biko can a computer engineering graduate apply too since its almost same as electrical engineering?

quinine though, yet guys clamour its super cool to take a couple of bitter kola prior to sex and it enhances performance... mind you bitter kola is said to contain quinine, now how do we reconcile these facts..

proud of my state...
wonder why UCH didn't go any where near...

hikmojj:
terrorism and Islam are incomparable.... Allah says 'But whoever kills a believer intentionally - his
recompense is Hell, wherein he will abide
eternally, and Allah has become angry with him
and has cursed him and has prepared for him a
great punishment' Qur'an 4vs 93. Alhamdulillah ala nimatul Islam.

koshi, so what happens to who kills an unbeliever, I'm beginning to think that book is f.ucked up.....

kendo12345:
Which version of ppsspp are you using and PES20 what?

the latest ppsspp version I think, and PES 2014

hi people, somebody please help, the ish I have is, my ppsspp keeps exiting itself each time I try playing PES on it no matter how much I free the ram, I even free the ram as far as 67% of DX tool's calibration, yet it still exits, only mortal kombat plays on it fine, please what can I do?

LasgidyPort:
I just like this Amaechi of a man

So down to the earth

So resolute in his convictions

So in-tuned with the people.

Rt Hon, Rotimi Amaechi, the incoming Secretary to the Federal Government of Nigeria.

He is also a thoroughbred gentleman. When the shepoppotamus embarrassed him, he held his peace, didn't utter a word at her, believing her hubby will call his untamed water loving mammal to order.

Hmmm if only you knew him really... This man is a bloody killer, don't ask me how or where I know the man, but I know a major hit man who kills and does dirty jobs for him in pH..the man is freaking rich and claims to be one chairman honourable..... Okay I know no one would believe me, I don't expect anyone to believe me. My point is , politicians are all the same, killers, ritual killers, money laundering experts and think of the vilest thing a man can be....pains me they use silly gimmicks like this in buying people's heart.. IRONY OF LIFE

haitto99:
front page...hmmmm. although I hv a b.tech degree in engineering,but to be sincere HND graduates are more practical oriented than b.sc holders,talking from the engineering point of view

Ologbeni henry.... Whats up with you now...I hope you know who this is..how are you doing?!!!

this age thing ehn...e dey fear me.. thought it used to be below 30, noe its below 26..hmm

please can someone help me, my techno m3 don't go anymore to its homepage after I uninstalled the go launcher I was using...I uninstalled it while it was still in use..And now I can't get access to my application lists...all I can do is pull that short cut down and through there go into bbm... so bbm and, calls, and snapping of pics are the only things I gain access to on my phone now.. please somebody help...