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I took the pain to read through your thread from page one till the last and in fact checked your profile and your signature, and you know what I infer? you are probably suffering from depression, might be regular or bipolar disorder, and that has most likely led to psychosis and hallucinations, if left unattended to, I fear for you sir. you need help, therapy. so you speak to yourself thinking you are speaking to spirits no thanks to your delusions? you should really get help please.

good day people, I just graduated and just started my service year, I studied computer engineering in school and by God's grace came out with a second class upper, though I have pretty little idea in A+, but right now I'm a little bit confused on what certification could be most reasonable for me and at least guarantee me quick enough employment. I would be really happy if someone could advise me on what to do during my service year and after..I am so confused and really need your advice, thanks in advance.

all join I rep Lautech... a computer engineering graduate.. computer engineering in lautech is indeed next to none... die if you wanna, that's the simple fact!!!

worry359:
Please read the UK regulations very well!
You can only work limited hours while studying and that will not be enough to pay for everything.
You must think carefully before making your plans.
Also if you can't meet the financial requirements you will be refused a visa.
If you get a visa and turn up at the school without funds they will report you to UKBA and cancell your visa.
These are the UK regulations.

alright thanks a bunch.

sorry to diverge a little. but can you guys please help me with name of a school in UK that's offering MSc in health and safety engineering and at an affordable fee. my second question is I see part time And full time for most of the postgraduate courses, the former is 1year and the latter is 2/3years, which is preferable for someone who would still have to work there to sponsor his feeding and the rest of the tuition fee?.. would be really glad if someone replies me.

12views and no comments.... ejo Biko now..

Hi nairalanders, I am a young guy who just graduated from a university of technology here in Nigeria, computer engineering, and I am hoping to go further in my career pursuit by going abroad for my masters degree in telecommunications or safety engineering right after my service year, now the issue is I am confused as to what countries in Europe are the easiest to go and what schools are the cheapest, cause I'm not gonna say I am all that financially buoyant, would in fact have to work my ass out to be able to survive through, now the thing is I need people who have done this before to advice me on how to go about it, on what schools with tuition fees not more than 10k Euros I could put in for, on how to go about living out there successfully, and in fact, if there's a scholarship out there that could help.
would be greatly glad if y'all could help. need clarity....
erm..biko no bashing, just help a brother ehn..pls

mods I won't mind if this could go on front page as there are people like me out there who are confused on this and need to be enlightened.

aite aite I'm in... ...here's my number 08038377503...

I smell SCAM!!!

my guitar feel the heat when I'm angry....I play till my fingers hurt...and by the time I'm done, I'd be good to go...

iheanyi40: Obama said dis on sunday and its making front page on wednesday ?

God knows what Nairaland is turning into lately...stale news is now what we're fed on front page...you'd rather see funny silly lists than sensible stuffs news...one can hardly rely on Nairaland these days for news updates.

mehn babes I see you really need to be screwed....ya mind me helping?

ѕωєєт σρρσʀтυηιту.... ησω ℓαɗιєѕ, ωнσ'ѕ gσηηα αѕк тнιѕ уσυηg нαηɗѕσмє gυу συт...

just checked it now and they told me I don't have any subscription whatsoever....Wha am I supposed to do?

:Pabeg who belong here let's chat mehn

Holla peeps...could someone please explain how I'm supposed to go about making. my gravity box make my notification lights come on and d steps involved in making it change my phone interface and backgrounds...thanks in advance mehn

curtain: IF YOU ARE A STUDENT AND WATCHES PORN AM SORRY FOR YOUR G.P AND PERFORMANCE, BECAUSE BUT FOR PORNoGRAPHY, YOU CAN DO BETTER. So don't come complaining that you can't concentrate or you are hearing voices or music playing in your sub-conscious mind or you easily forget things. All this are the symptom of pornography. Go and do some research for your self.

LIE!!!...TRY USE SOMETHING ELSE IN DISCOURAGING PEOPLE ADDICTED TO INDECENCY..thanks

GeneralShepherd: Atheism is dismissing belief in gods for lack of evidence and not proving gods don't exist!

We are all atheists just that I believe in one less god than you do!

As you dismiss Amadioha,Shiva, Ogun,Sango,Allah that is how I dismiss Yahweh!!

Then yahweh is the only God you dismiss and you probably believe other gods exist..if one is gonna be an atheist, be an atheist for real, but just hating and trying to disprove yahweh aint so cool..

Sarah a: Hmmm things are really happening. Have live in such devilish environment, if not for God I wonder what would have happen to me before we park out of the house. I could recalled a guy called Niyi who moved In to the compound with his own cars ,having a comfortable job and rest. But with in a year everything was gone.you need to see the. Way this guy would be begging for Garri to drink even wsithout sugar or groundnut.

Yoruba or pidgin english is so allowed ma

Khalessi: Yep! says the hoodlum without a profile pics...sorry I don't answer ïdiots anymore, just wanted to let you know.

Whoa ma'am, are you pained? Sorry sweetie, was just trying to say the simple truth....shefowl like you!!!

Khalessi: True that, I look really ugly when I pose for pictures, but if you take a pic of me when am not aware it looks nicer.

Chai... Just checked your pic now, and all i see is ayamatanga!!! Mind you , you didn't pose for that pic o

Obinnau: when the sun sets in the west and the seas dry up

Someone still thinks the sun sets in the 21st century?
THE SUN NEVER SETS

See?!!! I knew better mike would steal the show atlast, everything the dude's been saying is just on point,he clearly has my stance on this whole ish,standing up and facing it head on instead of shying away and seeking sympathy is just the IN thing.... Trust me, @depressionkills and co, y'all would be fine if you could follow what bettermike's got to say in the long run...

Ps
I have a girl that's suffering from this same issue and was diagnosed for manic depression by a doctor(don.t know if the doctor's quack though) cos i googled it and stumbled on a site where you'd be asked questions and you'd get result that would show if you're merely suffering from normal depression or from bipolar(manic) depression, told her to answer the questions, and the result said she's suffering from mere everyday depression...anyways, i.ve just be wondering on how i could help, though for some reasons, i'm beginning to think she deliberately gets herself sad, cause she worries about even the 'silliest' of things, hence why i'm here!

Miner13: faith dat agreement shud nt b kept. Let dem vomit 4rm d numerous dey av saved in local nd foreign banks
strike continue joor!

You mind stopping the lies?
you'd never have said this if u'r really in your final year and have a final project that was ongoing before the strike started..ya mind sparing us the shyte? Thanks in advance

God help us, i love your english mrs Op. Kai!!!

Hmmm...wise men from the east? Chai.. *mouth sealed*

Am i on front page? Whoa yeah!!! (in james brown voice) i feel Good yeah!!! #Skelewutins

Source!!!

And now, just last night,he's scored again and i think someone has died again,an actor who committed suicide

Artificial intelligence in action

Idowuogbo: When una w@nk comot all ya future pikins, u gon con navigate babalawo dey hope for calabash baby.Smh!

Wait sef, na Vaseline or engine oil una dey use?

Lmao.... AREA MAMA!!! I too dey feel you..