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You don't want to loose her because her vigina is sweet.
This is virtual rape.
Hope I won the 10k.

On another note avoid toxic ladies

Invest in Nigeria and have BP over night.

If electricity don't frustrate you then it's bad roads and if you can survive that then it might as well be kidnapping just to name a few things that can frustrate you

peppermint7:
As a don quote you now wetin u go ft do

On top say we loose una no get human sympathy. Una want still rub am to my face

Compared to Edo state bus drivers I am 100% sure Lagos State drivers dey learn for driving in opposite direction.

Edo state bus drivers na masters for one way or driving in opposite direction.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
No permanent friend or enemies in politics, it's all about business of give and take

The Almighty name Jehovah Emmanuel works miracles, try praying in Jehovah's name and see positive miraculous wonders come your way.

Immediately I get a TV I will hence forth start watching Prophet TB Joshua non stop at every given opportunity.

Thank You Almighty Jehovah Emmanuel.

Chelsea to win and haters should not quote me.

I am Chelsea for life

You must call out government officials who are making it difficult for people to do business.”


After calling them out what next so that their business can be victimized the more.

Police your government yourself as we Nigerians have accepted the situation and any extra stress in doing business will be added to what the customers pay

Chelsea to win today's match.
We love Mourinho and Tottenham

Now it's 2-0

Invasion USA,
Charles Angels,
Night mare on Elm street,
Nagin
The promise
Dahram veer
Good the Bad the Ugly
Some mother do have em
Go kill and come back
She is better the he
She who must die
She who must be obeyed
Diamonds are for every
Octopossy
Live and let's die
Voltron
Space 1999
Doctor who
Mad
Number 10
Snake in the monkey shadow
Let me stop here if not I go continue reach tomorrow.

When you watch chines films then you will hear comments like_

Master master the enemies are coming, the master will laugh hahaha let them come na power dey shack them.

Master master one boy just beat me, and the master will reply, one boy just beat you , why don't you go and meet him let him just kuku kill you finish.


Chines film that year no get mate

NBC dodge the matter, it's obvious NBC is afraid of the hisbah also could not thank their stars enough that there was a way out. Lol

Hisbah get power sha.

No wonder NBC have so regulated NTA if not Hisbah for don sanction NTA, that it has now become the most useless station in the world.

etrouble:
The thing pain them, useless creek idiots.

Amaechi completed Abuja-Kaduna Railway

Amaechi completed 30 years abandoned Ajaokuta-Itakpe-Warri Railway and named the main terminal after Goatluck Jonaddaft to shame his generations

Amaechi has almost completed the Lagos-Abeokuta-Ibadan Railway.

Amaechi has started the Ibadan-Kano Railway.

Amaechi will soon start Katsina-Niger Republic Railway.

But Amaechi will never build any rail in South-South or South-East. That’s how to humiliate your enemies. No talks, just action.

This Amaechi get money not to small.
Na only him waka come dey build all these rail waysssss

I shudder to imagine the Innocents the military must have killed back in the day when smart phones were not available.

MTN and other mobile network will copy this and start charging customers who make calls not knowing their credit is finished as charges for reminding you that "you do not have sufficient credit to make this call"

Wetin I know self,
Being a NOAH no easy.

Ahsat:
Know

Guy don't be sentiment. Is it only the Southerners that are facing challenges of high Commodities price? Is it only in South that herdmen enter farm with their cattle and destroy crops? We are talking about Nigeria in generally not a specific region.

Guess you are right but then I can only talk of the South South because this is where I farm, while my co farmers in the North have complained of having to settle bandits before they can harvest their crops.
It's really sad having to deal with these chalenges not to mention those I call touts in almost all states of the federation who extort transporters who convey farm produce to various markets there by adding to the price increase of food.

Most customers must pay N1000 for every basket of tomatoes they buy and it is the same in all markets all in the name of IGR and we are here complaining of price increase. It's a vicious circle that affects us all

Farms were destroyed during the planting season by herdsmen and their cattles in the south.

Very funny Fulani herdsmen was not mentioned as one of the problems of food price increase.

Ok, please I still want to know why as I did not watch the video.

Imagine all unions and establishments toeing this same line including all other government bodies not to talk of native doctors association, ministry of health because hospitals and doctors do feature in some movies, religious bodies also making their own demands abi is it vigilante or Edo witches.

Let's see how it all end

Gandollaar:
The world is waiting for the direction of US election, after that work begins.

Guess ur right, no wonder Lai, the military and Nigerian government is trying iits best to change the narrative with claims and counter claims

Even if CNN is saying the truth there is absolutely nothing we Nigerians can do about it.

By now I was expecting to be hearing sanctions flying from different corners of the world against the actions of the military after all what Sudan did to warrant sanctions from America is child's play compared to what happened at Lekki

Nigeria need to borrow more money to see if it can still get oil in commercial quantity in the North.

The drilling must continue if not the money spent since 2015 will just be a waste .

Let the prospecting of oyel in the North continue pleaseeeeee

beylinko02:
Jesus. A whole live fish?Wait a minute, how possibly can that be?
You mean the fish jumped from the water and enter straight into the man's mouth

READ AGAIN

Nigerian military should learn to be proactive and not always reactive.
I don't mean proactive like the Lekki massacre because na the matter we still dey settle

Guess yahoo boys are more dangerous than these bandits. 270milla, see office

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Ogbe stadium Benin where the first leg of this contest was decided, compared to this stadium which one better pass?

Even when it was Ogbe Sandine it was still better than this shit stadium in Sierra Leone.

GodWrites:
Cannabis is now legalized in most countries and definitely wouldn't have landed him into any trouble, unless he traveled with more than the recommended ounce.

And what if his destination is in most of the assuming countries that are yet to legalize canabiz? Like Malaysia etc

Treckers Association Fee Northern chapter have just increased their registration to 2M from any destination to Abuja.

Unless you are a bonafied member who has been trecking for over 30 years with no biscycle or donkey or even boris before you will be allowed to participate in 2023 treckers events.

James4358:
I may consider trekking in 2023! I'm hoping i wont trek in vain

Treckers Association Fee Northern chapter have just increased their registration to 2M from any destination to Abuja.

Unless you are a bonafied member who has been trecking for over 30 years with no biscycle or donkey or even boris before you will be allowed to participate in 2023 treckers events.

Police are looking for office because of the #ENDSARS that resulted to many police stations being burnt.

Why not donate it to the. Nigerian police as a police station or barracks.

It would have looked nice as a police headquarters.

What ever, what am I even saying

Mr prof come try mark
Lala and others English for nairaland whether you no go die of stroke.
Lol