MrCork:


U shold be ashame drinking garrrrri in front of women...are u a driver sir?..juss askin?

I drink Garri with peak milk and groundnuts. Can I tell you it's very sweet? Be yourself young man and stop disgracing us.

Roll with real homies and learn what being a confident man is. It's one of the things that make women Hot. A man that is confident and do his things his own way, is one of the attributes that turns women on.

Even if you want to form, come on, don't form for a woman. They will chop you clean mouth and still go and fvck your confident homie right in your bed room.

Forming? Don't do that shit. It sucks badly!

Snowx:
From this..I can deduce that OP is not more than 22years

Very obvious. Na one mumu small boy him be. Even if it happens that he is in his 30th, then I can put it to you that he grew up with inferiority complex and has very low self esteem.

From his write up, you will know he is still in his 20th range, probably between 20-25.

He will continue to impress women all his life. He has no balls. No manly attributes, except using money to trade sex with ladies. Na one kind ozuor boy who will always use money to get women. Zero confidence. Zero charisma.

He can never get a woman without flaunting money. When he grow up, that's when he will realise that there is difference between attracting a woman with your natural attributes and using money and material things to get women.

This is one of the reasons why children need good fatherly care in their lives when growing up to inculcate real life lessons in the male and female children. It helps in shaping how they view life and the type of mindset they will grow up with.

I can't train my male child to grow up to be like MrCork who lives to impress women all his damn life. He doesn't really have love for himself. Whatever he buys with his money, it's simply to use it to impress women.

Practically he is living life for the females out there. What a pity for such a low thinking toddler with a male genital!

It's quite a pity!

MrCork:
M.O.D...FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!

Please advise? (no oofencsece)

MrCork is still a kid who is always trying to impress the female counterpart.

Grow up cork and be a man who doesn't give a damn about what one ugly female thinks about you.

Do you know that some of those beautiful "in quote" ladies you classify as beautiful don't have anything upstair? Majority are not smart order than being materialistic. Are they the ones you want to be impressing?

Some are dirty inside and only care about their outer appearances. But try and check their level of hygiene, you will discover it's a big mess inside and at home. Are they the ones you want to be impressing by not drinking Garri with peak milk and groundnuts?

I put it to your damn face as a challenge to grow up this year and learn from us the real men in this Nairaland who don't live to impress female baddies and Gen-Z of this generation.

It's ladies like Mosses Bliss new wife who have groom themselves so homely and grow up being so respectful and loyal and not showcasing their nudity on social media platforms, those are the types of ladies we do have respect for and can move mountains for. Not the type you chase.

Stop embarrassing the brotherhood of men MrCork, I beg of you. Stop disgracing us all the time.

Queenmama03:
I applied from Canada and paid 30k online. Got it in less than a week.

For those applying from diaspora, how did you capture your biometrics?

Lalami3232:
We keep on wasting trillions yearly without seeing the result. A country like Nigeria wey dey blessed with brains, good climate, natural resources etc go still dey suffer wetin small countries like Seychelles, Gabon and co no fit even dey suffer, all because of our poor choice of appointing leaders. Nigerians will boldly vote incompetent people to rule them all because of tribalism, religion etc.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

ogbonti voted for APC in the last election. And now he is planning on relocating to his village to live like a king using solar power. Can you imagine?

flexyrule:


Baba rest. Tithe is a mystery!

So giving to the orphanage is not misery right? Don't let anyone deceive you, church tithe is a scam. Go give your tithe to the orphanage. That's the best tithe a man will ever give. At least you know where your money is going to.

blackbriar:
FBI bro, you did not even care to understand my post. Hence i think you will make a very fine MI6 Officer. *winks*

Don't worry, we are all coming to Australia. No be only you like better things. Wink wink.

eepeepook:
Abuja suppose dey the list. I lived in a house wired all the way from the financial district. We had steady electricity all through my two year stay. The voltage was low whenever the national grid was down, however no blackouts of any sort. Living there was no different from being abroad. I completely forgot how it felt to sleep in darkness.

This is what I won't agree with you on. Don't even console yourself with this. What a joke!

AgentGoat:
This thread is a testament to the low living of most nigerians mostly the youths. lol. They taught 200k is a big money.

You said it all. But people like ogbonti and pansophist will still tell you that Nigeria is heaven on earth where people enjoy and live like Kings.

They believe people are enjoying in this Nigeria, living and doing pretty well like Kings and Queens. Little do they know that many are suffering and dieing inside and can't even eat a square meal a day. Some go to bed with empty stomachs.

And yet, you will still find some persons that will always turn a blind eye to the hardship, kidnappings and terrorism that is plaquing the whole country and will rather tell you that those living abroad are suffering and living miserable life.

How heartless can some humans be!

lokoventurex1:
It is not easy in Nigeria even before this present administration, talkless of what we are facing now. I run a POS business and was making over 300k monthly in 2021 till 2022. In 2023, my monthly profit reduced to 240 something, i was still managing it. As at Nov., 2022, marriage came. Wifey got preggy and we had our child in 2023. Still making more than 240k every month.

Long story short, it has not been easy, but we are doing fine, maybe because of my past savings though, but past savings don even finish now cos man has done a whole lot with money. Monthly profit has even gone back to 175k this month. Last month was 153k. But i still save ooo cos how i will pay my 300k yearly rent if i don't save and my wife and baby eat well. My baby monthly expenses for now is still 25k. We dont use 12kg gas, but 6kg. My prepaid metre no dey pass 4k in a month. Last time i bought half bag of rice was last year November, but we dey eat well to the glory of God and have never ran out of money. And still pay Tithe. Na only project i no fit do for now, but we can feed and do some basic things with some agidi. If wifey start work, we go balancw again

OP you can cut unnecessary expenses. You dey make more than me now sef..

It's well. Na man you be. Surviving in this Nigeria with family is not easy.

Please, I want to ask, I will like to start this POS business and employ someone to run it for me. How much can one use to start it?

flexyrule:
The people saying that the OP isn't prudent are either residents of Osogbo or they're still between 22 to 26 years living with their parents or a relative.

As a family man with say 6 years work experience, living in a city. 200k is nothing.

Tithe - 20k
Gas 15k
DSTV - 10k
Your parents - 50k (Worst case)
Fuel for car - 80k (As in you dey drive less than 50km to and back from work be that)
Feeding - 50k

You're already in a deficit....
Rent nko?
Light bill?
Data/Airtime?
Laundry nko?
You no go chill?

How much be 200k abeg?

Anybody who says N200k salary is plenty money hasn't earned 200k...

Brother abeg, reduce from that your tithe. Instead of giving tithe of 20k a month, do it this way. Share that 20k into 4 places (5k each). Add 5k to your saving. Go to an orphanage home and give them 5k. That is the best tithe so far you will ever give. Then the remaining 10k should go for your church tithe.

I will rather give more to the orphanage than to give such for church tithe. You will feel fulfilled cutting out of that huge church tithe and give a portion to an orphanage children in an orphanage home.

abobote:
We that womanize have really suffered, is it why money doesn't last in our hands

Of course! Womanising na your mate? That thing will put very big hole on your pocket, especially those that don't use eyes to see woman and yansh.

Stop womanising and 60% of your financial barrenness will disappear.

advanceDNA:


Why do we like to blame the victim of infidelity for the bad behavior of the unfaithful.... Is this sarcasm or what??

Take advice from women at your own peril. I have never seen the most biased human beings than ladies/women with few exceptions.

See this one blaming the innocent man for the promiscuity of her fellow woman. You will never see them condemn the behaviour of the woman rather, it is the innocent man that they will be condemning. They are all over Facebook showcasing their stupidity when something that involve a man and a woman comes up.

Is this not day light witchcraft from LilMissFavvy?

Edimina, let me tell you; never take advice from ladies/women in this thread. Women are self centered and biased with their judgements with the exception of few with good home upbringing.

The best advice you will ever get is the ones from guys and men. This is because men think logically while the so called women think with their emotions. Hence, they are always biased and self centered with their mode of judgement and reasonings as portrayed by LilMissFavvy.

Only few ladies with good home upbringing will see what their fellow counterpart done something wrong and will boldly condemn it. What does this tell you?

Heed to the advice of guys and men only as they are always unbiased. If something is black they will tell you it is truly black and not white.

But you see some Nigerian women and ladies, no matter how black something is, they will tell you it is white and also blame you for being black.

Now, LilMiss is blaming you for the infidelity of your wife without condemning her behaviour. You see?

What a world!

Will ogbonti ever see this? They are now denying one another.

These are the people who will see black and call it white.

Bunch of idiots.

Sangoamadioha1:
Peter Obi is the patron saint of Yahoo Yahoo.
He is telling his boys to ride on since there is still corruption in Nigeria.

Mcslize come and see your mentor.

You together with this bad APC government, una mind no go touch ground this year, trust me.

uvie66:
I concur, the operative word is enabling environment which include stable power supply and checkmating security challenges.

Exactly. Omo I don tire for this country. Nothing is working since 1960 Nigeria gained independence.

I have given up on this country. I doubt if things in Nigeria will ever be better just like other Africa country. I am not even talking about the west.

Basic amenities that will allow businesses to move are not available.

What about insecurity? Farmers cannot go to farm due to insecurity, killings and kidnapping. Now, foods are very expensive. The masses are suffering.

Nigeria will.mever be better. with the level of corruptions? Not in this generation. Maybe in the future generations or after they share the country.

The government know what to do. It's Foolishness to be fighting bureau de change operators. That won't help the naira.

What will help naira to appreciate is the government should create enabling environment for small and medium size businesses to flourish.

The government should focus on production and export order than consumption. Those exported goods should be paid for with naira and not dollar.


Produce produce produce produce. That's the only solution for naira to appreciate. Order than that, they are just wasting their time trust me.

ogbonti:


😁😁😁😁 be clowning away your life on nairaland - when your mates are making using their valuable time money, you are spending your time trolling Ogbonti on nairaland who does not give a fvck about you-

tomorrow when you fail in life, do not say I caused it because you have demonstrated here numerous times that love playing the victim card, blaming an anonymous online character like Ogbonti; who you do not know and you may never meet in your life - i pity you family 😂

I laugh at you in 3D buhahahahahaha. You must be such a stupid fool.

Permit me to laugh at your stupid ignorance. When people were being created with brain, yours was created with a leaking hole in it. You think I am like you who has failed both in life and in family?

ogbonti your stupidity is too glaring.

Ozuor! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ladies like that are chronic Cheaters. She will always remind you how much she loves you and ask if you ain't cheating on her. If a lady is acting that way, just know she is cheating seriously. She won't give you breathing space.

I have been with one. They will gaslight you and make you feel you are the one cheating on them. They are narcissists and emotional blackmailers.

Raalsalghul:


Majority of homeless people in developed countries fall under illegal immigrants without papers and hopeless addicts whom the state have given up on.

So why would you use those as examples?

Don't mind pansophist. He will never mention the professionals that are doing well abroad, Engineers, doctors, Nurses, Social workers, Pharmacists, Technicians, and the rest. It is the one or two persons that are drug addicts that roam the street or those that are illegal that roam the street he will always use as a bench mark to qualify that people in Nigeria are doing way better than those in saner climes who are legally there with their complete papers and permits.

Sometimes they cook up all these stories. I don't know how someone who migrated legally and have sure permit to stay and work will be roaming the street homeless.

And if they find such people, why not interview them to find out what could be wrong? They won't do that. Most are illegal people that neither have no papers nor work permit. Some are drugs addicts. What do they expect from such people order than to roam the street?

Show me one person whose papers are legit and has the right to work that is roaming the street abroad, and I will show them 20 legal people that are doing very well.

Most of these anti-japa people are just liars.

tosinhtml:


You're living in a mirage. For the record, most of the mansions in Lagos are empty, owned by either politicians and foreigners who invest their money back home.

A big man salary of 500k now in Nigeria is only an escape over the poverty line, using an iPhone in Lagos is now a luxury coupled with other electronics because they are purchased in dollars.

Nigerians are really suffering now, the embassies are filled up. You don't know half of what you are saying, I promise you.

Trust me, pansophist had never tasted a bit of suffering. So, it's easy for him to be speaking about how nice Nigeria is and how much people are doing so well in Nigeria.

If he experiences what some persons are passing through in this Nigeria, trust me, he won't survive it. He will be hospitalised. Nigeria is hard. Not just hard, the common man can't live comfortably.

Sometimes when they make reference, they just use one or two persons who are doing well in Nigeria to draw their conclusion. But they forget that there are millions of poor people who can't even eat one square meal a day. Whenever I go out I know how many grown up men do beg me for money.

But pansophist will still tell you alot of people are doing very well in Nigeria.

It's just a pity most persons turn a blind eye to the loads of people that are suffering in this country as far as they are doing well for themselves, they have no problem, they will classify Nigeria as a paradise and let the rest people go to hell.

Nigeria is heaven on earth.

tctrills:

You see mansions in Nigeria and that's evidence that Nigeria is doing well?
To know if japa is an achievement, just look at the yearly remittance to Nigeria. It's over 22 billion. People don't sent money from Nigeria to their families abroad unless a student. But people receive money from their families abroad. That is why Japa is a big achievement to the average Nigerian.

Mind you, many of the mansions you see are owned by the japa community.

Leave pansophist alone. Pansophist is a mummy boy. You don't need to be told. He hasn't really experienced the hardship of the Nigeria as a failed country.

Most of these people that grew up being fed for right from childhood till adult, don't really know the situation of Nigeria. So, most times they speak out of ignorance.

ogbonti your food is ready. Come and assume your chieftaincy title in this thread.

Please, let's welcome ogbonti the one and only A.P.C clown of our time and antagonist to the japa movement.

Please, kindly take your seat your excellency.

Sangoamadioha1 will never be affected by this. He is enjoying himself. He buys fuel at a lesser price of ₦200 per liter. He has nothing to worry about except Peter Obi who has always been his nightmare.

Tinubu 2027 in his mandate we stand.

Sometimes the way some ladies reason baffles me alot. You slept with 3 grown up men just to prove what? You think you are done with them huh? When they run into you later in the future looking all wealthy and flashy, you think you won't sleep with them again?

Let me put it to you, the lady lacks sense trust me. All reasonable ladies should be ashamed of her.

magoo10:
Tinubu got into this mess because in his brain 'shey na statistics we go chop'
Surrounded himself with every chop I chop political criminal.

The man literally didn't care about Nigeria as long it was his turn.
Now that he has gotten into a big mess he is finding it difficult doing the right things which he ought to have done from the beginning.

Sangoamadioha1 will never agree with you on this. They will rather die on hunger than to see the truth and adopt it as it is.

People like Sangoamadioha1 and ogbonti are the problem of this country trust me.

Sangoamadioha1 go to school you said no. You said it's APC tout you want to be. I doubt if you will understand what's in the written note up there.

Dieing on hunger and still campaigning for APC, is the most stupid and foolish thing any sane human being like you will ever engaged in.

Tinubu tout and Nairaland rogue Sangoamadioha1 will not like this news. They will rather die on hunger than to campaign for good governance.

cescky:
hmm...

land of terrorists.....

if and when you leave nigeria, youd know how much life has cheated you...or how unfortunate youv been staying inside Nigeria

ogbonti will never agree with you on this. He has always been a propaganda of Nigeria is a paradise. You must not leave Nigeria for abroad. People are struggling in abroad packing white men shits.

ogbonti who I thought has sense, I never knew he has none. And to think he has been an APC tout and rogue, has really baffled me a lot.

The only hope of the common man now is God.

IntelChief:
Met this gril recently, so beautiful it was almost like a miracle she accepted we date.

After some time she started coming over to my place and she is a very good cook and house keeper too.

She turns out be quite good too in the other room. But I observed one single and unpleasant fault in her. Her down there stinks like hell. At the beginning I thought it was because of her monthly visitor that makes it stink. But it turns out that it smalls like that all the time, a rotten fish kind of smell.

To make matters worse, she now want me to go down there with my mouth. I really cannot do that to be frank. I've been stylishly avoiding it (sooner or later she will observe that)

I seriously dont know if I should draw her attention to it. I tried using A.I to check if it is a diseases or something and if it can be cured but am not getting a straightforward answer.

Does anyone has an advice on this issue?
I love the girl by the way.

Tell her to use this simple natural solution. This will eradicate the odour completely if she follows the instructions.

Tell her to get enough clove seeds. They sell them where they sell spices.

Soak enough clove seeds in a 4-5 liters of water for 3 days. On the 4th days, she should stir the water then use a bowl or cup to take out a potion and use to wash her Vijay after taking her morning and evening bath. And then keep the remaining water for the rest of the days. Soak in enough water that will last for 7 days. So u have to get enough clove and soak in 4-5 or even 6 liters of water cuz after use, she should keep the remaining clove water for the remaining days.

For example, after bathing in the morning, she should take a potion from the clove water she soaked for 3 days and use the water to wash her Vijay very well. Just the water, she shouldn't use soap. Repeat same in the evening for one week (that's 7days) and she will never have Vijay odour again. That will be the end of that Vijay odour.

I am recommending this to you cuz you said the girl is good and can keep a home. This is something that can be eradicated and I just showed you. Thank me later.

Please, come back and give me feedback after trying this recipe out.

I will be waiting for your feedback. You can do it for her and monitor her to make sure she follows the instructions. Don't forget to come back to give me testimony of this recipe.

ObalendeCMS:
Osimhen just bought multi-million naira val gift for his girl.

ON WHAT GROUND?!

On good manners, virtuous character, loyalty, supportiveness, respect, understanding, wisdom and not based on big boobs and big buttocks. I hope this answers your question.

blackbriar:


Thanks for the info.

everyone does CDR to migrate.
I am not wiriting in the visa section , which means i am not looking for a visa.

You're welcome but let me address something I noticed very quickly. I just noticed some discrepancies in your claim.

If you said you are not looking for visa, that means you are in the wrong thread. But that's not the point. Going by your initial post, it doesn't seem like you are among those that speak good about japa to others. More like those that specialise in discouraging people with wrong information.

I saw your initial post as an attempt to intentionally pass out wrong information. I presume you know a bit about the whole process but intentionally trying to pass out wrong information. You ain't trying to seek for help here, rather you are here to pass out as an antagonist to the japa movement.

Moreso, you said in one of your replies to bligs that you have assessed your degree with EA as shown in your reply below (the bolded).

bligs:

If you are referring to Skill Assessment from EA then your are mixing it up,
You can actually assess with EA with an Engineering degree of 5years duration from Nigeria through CDR path way.

I used my naija degree for EA assessment.

👆

blackbriar:


I also used my Niaja Engoneering degree for EA assessment.

I never said you could not assess your Nigerian Engineering degree of 5years duration from Nigeria through CDR path way.

So what was your assesment result from EA?
Please kindly care to share?

That's you saying you also used your Niaja engineering degree for EA assessment.

But how come you are claiming you are not looking for visa but end up undergoing assessment with EA? Does that means you are already in Australia I presume, but trying to pass out misleading info to discourage others here? Just an assumption. I don't know if you are in Australia or not.

I hope you can now see the glaring discrepancy in your posts.

This makes me think you are just here to pass out wrong information to discourage people. You are not here to neither help nor seek for help.

The japa movement is here to stay and I believe no antagonist of any kind against the japa movement can stop the force behind it.

Let's learn to be our brother's keeper. If you are already abroad and you specialise in passing out wrong info to intentionally mislead or discourage others, then desist from it, because the sky is big enough for every one to fly.

That's just my FBI observation from the whole of your posts and I believe I have been able to prove beyond any doubt that you are among those who don't want others to japa on Nairaland. That's why I took my time to bring out all the evidence and point out the glaring discrepancy in your posts.

If this seems like a bad FBI move, then kindly pardon my post.