Crime › Re: Man Who Invited Friends To Have Sex With 15-Year-Old Daughter In Imo Arrested by Mcuzy(m): 8:13pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
Short of words .Hang him by the dick,or use razor to give him small cuts and pepper it. |
Celebrities › An Amazing Discovery by Mcuzy(op): 3:43pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
During this recent covid-19 pandemic I've come to realise something ..... Arguing with an ignorant or illiterate Nigerian who has an established set of ideas is equivalent to fetching water with a basket. No matter how accurate,sincere, or plain you are the results are same |
Christianity Etc › Re: Timothy Ofoegbu: Why Catholics Don't Eat Meat On Good Friday (Video) by Mcuzy(m): 8:33pm On Apr 10, 2020 |
Fajemz001: But this virus really fall hand o....Station of Christ procession and drama for don dey make progress now but God knows best Sha.....
The way critics and naysayers will flood this thread with their fangs ehn....smh
I rep the Roman catholic church anyday
Peace!!!!! anytime,any day,anyplace. |
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: I Will Fight For Nigeria’s Unity Till I Die by Mcuzy(m): 11:07am On Mar 01, 2020 |
Booked . I really don't know what to say |
Christianity Etc › Re: Religious Favouritsm In Nairaland by Mcuzy(op): 3:05pm On Feb 28, 2020 |
scoundrel: It’s obvious this person missed the Islamic ruling on posting comments as a Christian. educate me |
Christianity Etc › Religious Favouritsm In Nairaland by Mcuzy(op): 11:57am On Feb 28, 2020 |
Whenever you want to comment on a Muslim subject you must make an Islamic declaration .but the same doesn't apply to christains .so should we all have an alternative moniker just so we can comment on Islamic threads? |
Celebrities › Re: You’re Wrong, Don Jazzy Replies Pastor Adeboye. by Mcuzy(m): 2:28pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Donjazzy is wrong ., which guy in his right mind will marry a woman who does know how to cook ? Anyway he is entitled to his belief as i am to mine . Answer as for me cooking is a must .. I know those girls that can't nil Eba will be masturbating orn this |
Crime › Re: Cultist, Sikiru Samuel 'Samora' Arrested In Lagos by Mcuzy(m): 10:48am On Feb 18, 2020 |
usmanktg2: On the other news...
When did u know is ''Mr Mark Anthony riding on a bicycle'' and not Mr Macaroni? � just now |
Nairaland General › Re: Girl With Weird Tongue Causes A Stir Online by Mcuzy(m): 5:11pm On Jan 31, 2020 |
It's not hard I can also twist my tongue like that no big deal |
Crime › Re: Youths Beat Homosexual Mercilessly In Makurdi(photos) by Mcuzy(m): 10:49pm On Jan 29, 2020 |
Emilokoiyawon: A goat and a cow were taking a walk together in the village. You see they are friends so they take walks together. The goat ask the cow "...why are you so big...?" the cow scratching its head says "...well I don't know. I have always been big." The goat says "...no. I knew you as a baby, you were quite small as a baby...I don't understand why you are now so big..." The cow scratch his head again and says "...well I don't know...you can go and ask my mother."
Now, when the got back home, the goat went to the cow mother and ask..."cow mother why is your son so big?" The cow mother replied "...cows are big..." The goat responded "...I know cows are big, that is why I am asking..." Then the cow mother thought for a few seconds and said "...you know I don't know." But the goat will not leave the cow mother alone. He kept asking and begging her to tell him the truth. But you see the cow mother does not have the answer but she was tired of the pestering from the stubborn goat. So in order to make him stop she said to him:- "so you want to know why cows are big?" The goat shook his head in affirmation. The cow mother continued "...you see, cows are big so that goats can have someone to look up to..."
What is the moral of the story? vagina is there so man can Bleep it |
Politics › Re: FG To Reduce Fuel Price To N97 by Mcuzy(m): 4:36pm On Jan 28, 2020 |
Ebenezar2020: and when it is Implemented and successfully executed I won't hesitate to quote you to your shame Misbrain . |
Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 1:03pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
Nekr0N: Then don't summon me mortal So what's ur position in the underworld ? |
Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 1:00pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 9:33am On Jan 25, 2020 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 7:11am On Jan 25, 2020 |
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Politics › Re: What If We Spent N1.7T On Power Like This? by Mcuzy(m): 8:28am On Jan 24, 2020 |
Op two things is involved ; either you are a misbrain or you are not a Nigerian . If the government agree to your plan to give us all one million it will only be lip service ; they will only write that the money was shared to us and that's it , then they'll squander everything . You'll be wondering where you and the people around you were when they shared the money. #whereisabacha'sloot# |
Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 12:08pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
BankyGee: Answer to Riddle - He wrote "Your exact weight" on the piece of paper
Winners of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! theenchanter! [color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color] Mcuzy!  *Claps, cheers*  |
Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 8:11pm On Jan 22, 2020 |
BankyGee: Answer to Riddle - He wrote "Your exact weight" on the piece of paper
Winners of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! theenchanter! [color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color] *Claps, cheers* Not even half  Bankygee u're wicked . Just because I spoke about ur baby  |
Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 5:26pm On Jan 22, 2020 |
BankyGee: Bro, you won't understand, it's between me and Nekr0N  Hope u are not planning to use Ayanfe29 for ritual  ? My hand nor dey oo  |
Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 3:59pm On Jan 22, 2020 |
BankyGee: OoH, BuT yOu DiDn't TeLL mE nAH, i jUsT StARtEd mINe tODaY  Which ritual  |
Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 3:54pm On Jan 22, 2020 |
BankyGee: RIDDLE ME THIS  he wrote "your exact weight" orn the paper . |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Beheads Lawan Andimi, Rejects N50 Million Ransom Offer by Mcuzy(m): 11:02am On Jan 22, 2020 |
Slymonster: That's what dss is suppose to be doing but instead they are busy chasing recycled phone number of the president daughter I tire sef for dis country . |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Beheads Lawan Andimi, Rejects N50 Million Ransom Offer by Mcuzy(m): 7:29pm On Jan 21, 2020 |
And captors are being rehabilitated , if I were the govt I'll create a special , secret intelligence service which will infiltrate terrorists , get their weak points and send feedback information . Bokoharam will end in two months . But what do I know am just a nyamuri. |
Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 7:16pm On Jan 21, 2020 |
See the way dem attack us like say na only we think like that , hmmm.....  |
Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 4:25pm On Jan 21, 2020 |
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Celebrities › Nollywood / Kannywood by Mcuzy(op): 4:09pm On Jan 21, 2020*. Modified: 6:04am On Oct 25, 2020 |
If Nollywood is the Nigerian film industry then what is Kannywood? And if it is a movie industry from Northern Nigeria , why the separation ?. It just doesn't make sense. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is Imes. by Mcuzy(m): 7:25am On Jan 21, 2020 |
Iamstrange oya come tell us |
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Politics › The Big Question !!! by Mcuzy(op): 8:25pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
Nigeria is made up of two parts north and south . Cattle rearers are mainly (if not fully) from the Northern part of the country . Recently the price of garri soared in the south_ south (450 to 800), the price hike waka because of two reasons ;flood and "headers" . These cattle people will come to your farm,destroy ur crops with their cattle and (the height of wickedness) they will look for matured casavaas root it and feed to their cattle . Looking at the map of Nigeria one can't help but notice the North is way bigger than the south . The North has more land mass than south , and have more farmers than south and more vegetation . The question here is if the North has more landmass than south , what are fulani cattle rearers doing here instead of their hometown that is more cattle friendly  ? |
Christianity Etc › Re: I Need Someone To Explain My Experience Last Night by Mcuzy(op): 7:21pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: I Need Someone To Explain My Experience Last Night by Mcuzy(op): 4:51pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
kunlesmiles: do u av any reoccurring dream among d scary ones... No . I don't think there is anything to my dreams , I like scary and dark films. |
Christianity Etc › Re: I Need Someone To Explain My Experience Last Night by Mcuzy(op): 3:15pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
kunlesmiles: Never believed stuffs like dis happen, until I had mine own experience, started around June last year until September, and I was seeing things everyday, had no choice than to find God... OP, how is ur dream life?, for it to have manifested physically, u must have been seeing things in ur dream. my dream life is normal (in my view) I've had scary and good dreams too. But mostly scary , they kind of intrigue me |