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CrimeRe: Man Who Invited Friends To Have Sex With 15-Year-Old Daughter In Imo Arrested by Mcuzy(m): 8:13pm On Apr 14, 2020
Short of words .Hang him by the dick,or use razor to give him small cuts and pepper it.
CelebritiesAn Amazing Discovery by Mcuzy(op): 3:43pm On Apr 12, 2020
During this recent covid-19 pandemic I've come to realise something .....
Arguing with an ignorant or illiterate Nigerian who has an established set of ideas is equivalent to fetching water with a basket.
No matter how accurate,sincere, or plain you are the results are same
Christianity EtcRe: Timothy Ofoegbu: Why Catholics Don't Eat Meat On Good Friday (Video) by Mcuzy(m): 8:33pm On Apr 10, 2020
Fajemz001:
But this virus really fall hand o....Station of Christ procession and drama for don dey make progress now but God knows best Sha.....

The way critics and naysayers will flood this thread with their fangs ehn....smh

I rep the Roman catholic church anyday


Peace!!!!!
anytime,any day,anyplace.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo: I Will Fight For Nigeria’s Unity Till I Die by Mcuzy(m): 11:07am On Mar 01, 2020
Booked . I really don't know what to say
Christianity EtcRe: Religious Favouritsm In Nairaland by Mcuzy(op): 3:05pm On Feb 28, 2020
scoundrel:
It’s obvious this person missed the Islamic ruling on posting comments as a Christian.
educate me
Christianity EtcReligious Favouritsm In Nairaland by Mcuzy(op): 11:57am On Feb 28, 2020
Whenever you want to comment on a Muslim subject you must make an Islamic declaration .but the same doesn't apply to christains .so should we all have an alternative moniker just so we can comment on Islamic threads?
CelebritiesRe: You’re Wrong, Don Jazzy Replies Pastor Adeboye. by Mcuzy(m): 2:28pm On Feb 18, 2020
Donjazzy is wrong ., which guy in his right mind will marry a woman who does know how to cook ? Anyway he is entitled to his belief as i am to mine . Answer as for me cooking is a must .. I know those girls that can't nil Eba will be masturbating orn this
CrimeRe: Cultist, Sikiru Samuel 'Samora' Arrested In Lagos by Mcuzy(m): 10:48am On Feb 18, 2020
usmanktg2:
On the other news...

When did u know is ''Mr Mark Anthony riding on a bicycle'' and not Mr Macaroni? �
just now
Nairaland GeneralRe: Girl With Weird Tongue Causes A Stir Online by Mcuzy(m): 5:11pm On Jan 31, 2020
It's not hard I can also twist my tongue like that no big deal
CrimeRe: Youths Beat Homosexual Mercilessly In Makurdi(photos) by Mcuzy(m): 10:49pm On Jan 29, 2020
Emilokoiyawon:
A goat and a cow were taking a walk together in the village. You see they are friends so they take walks together. The goat ask the cow "...why are you so big...?" the cow scratching its head says "...well I don't know. I have always been big." The goat says "...no. I knew you as a baby, you were quite small as a baby...I don't understand why you are now so big..." The cow scratch his head again and says "...well I don't know...you can go and ask my mother."

Now, when the got back home, the goat went to the cow mother and ask..."cow mother why is your son so big?" The cow mother replied "...cows are big..." The goat responded "...I know cows are big, that is why I am asking..." Then the cow mother thought for a few seconds and said "...you know I don't know." But the goat will not leave the cow mother alone. He kept asking and begging her to tell him the truth. But you see the cow mother does not have the answer but she was tired of the pestering from the stubborn goat. So in order to make him stop she said to him:- "so you want to know why cows are big?" The goat shook his head in affirmation. The cow mother continued "...you see, cows are big so that goats can have someone to look up to..."

What is the moral of the story?
vagina is there so man can Bleep it
PoliticsRe: FG To Reduce Fuel Price To N97 by Mcuzy(m): 4:36pm On Jan 28, 2020
Ebenezar2020:
and when it is Implemented and successfully executed I won't hesitate to quote you to your shame
Misbrain .
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 1:03pm On Jan 26, 2020
Nekr0N:
Then don't summon me mortal
So what's ur position in the underworld ?
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 1:00pm On Jan 26, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
your voice
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 9:33am On Jan 25, 2020
BankyGee:
What again?
My bad wrong thread
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 7:11am On Jan 25, 2020
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: What If We Spent N1.7T On Power Like This? by Mcuzy(m): 8:28am On Jan 24, 2020
Op two things is involved ; either you are a misbrain or you are not a Nigerian . If the government agree to your plan to give us all one million it will only be lip service ; they will only write that the money was shared to us and that's it , then they'll squander everything . You'll be wondering where you and the people around you were when they shared the money. #whereisabacha'sloot#
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 12:08pm On Jan 23, 2020
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- He wrote "Your exact weight" on the piece of paper


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
theenchanter!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
Mcuzy! grin

*Claps, cheers*
cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 8:11pm On Jan 22, 2020
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- He wrote "Your exact weight" on the piece of paper


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
theenchanter!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]

*Claps, cheers*
Not even half huh Bankygee u're wicked . Just because I spoke about ur baby cry
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 5:26pm On Jan 22, 2020
BankyGee:
Bro, you won't understand, it's between me and Nekr0N lipsrsealed
Hope u are not planning to use Ayanfe29 for ritualhuh? My hand nor dey oo shocked
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 3:59pm On Jan 22, 2020
BankyGee:
OoH, BuT yOu DiDn't TeLL mE nAH, i jUsT StARtEd mINe tODaY sad
Which ritual huh
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 3:54pm On Jan 22, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
he wrote "your exact weight" orn the paper .
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Beheads Lawan Andimi, Rejects N50 Million Ransom Offer by Mcuzy(m): 11:02am On Jan 22, 2020
Slymonster:
That's what dss is suppose to be doing but instead they are busy chasing recycled phone number of the president daughter
I tire sef for dis country .
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Beheads Lawan Andimi, Rejects N50 Million Ransom Offer by Mcuzy(m): 7:29pm On Jan 21, 2020
And captors are being rehabilitated , if I were the govt I'll create a special , secret intelligence service which will infiltrate terrorists , get their weak points and send feedback information . Bokoharam will end in two months . But what do I know am just a nyamuri.
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 7:16pm On Jan 21, 2020
See the way dem attack us like say na only we think like that , hmmm..... lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 4:25pm On Jan 21, 2020
Theenchanter2:
though d riddle has been answered... but one yeye dirty mind just made me see another answer to this riddle. gringringrin
It was the first answer that came to my mind ,..... I just kept quiet .
CelebritiesNollywood / Kannywood by Mcuzy(op):
If Nollywood is the Nigerian film industry then what is Kannywood? And if it is a movie industry from Northern Nigeria , why the separation ?.
It just doesn't make sense.
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is Imes. by Mcuzy(m): 7:25am On Jan 21, 2020
Iamstrange oya come tell us
PoliticsThe Big Question !!! by Mcuzy(op): 8:25pm On Jan 17, 2020
Nigeria is made up of two parts north and south . Cattle rearers are mainly (if not fully) from the Northern part of the country .
Recently the price of garri soared in the south_ south (450 to 800), the price hike waka because of two reasons ;flood and "headers" . These cattle people will come to your farm,destroy ur crops with their cattle and (the height of wickedness) they will look for matured casavaas root it and feed to their cattle . Looking at the map of Nigeria one can't help but notice the North is way bigger than the south . The North has more land mass than south , and have more farmers than south and more vegetation . The question here is if the North has more landmass than south , what are fulani cattle rearers doing here instead of their hometown that is more cattle friendlyhuh?
Christianity EtcRe: I Need Someone To Explain My Experience Last Night by Mcuzy(op): 7:21pm On Jan 17, 2020
greygoblings:
Well, I cannot say more than I have said. I guess we are all entitled to our opinions and beliefs. I guess the pages below will aid your knowledge.

https://www.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/sleep-paralysis#2
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/295039.php
https://www.sleepfoundation.org/articles/what-you-should-know-about-sleep-paralysis
interesting topic
Christianity EtcRe: I Need Someone To Explain My Experience Last Night by Mcuzy(op): 4:51pm On Jan 17, 2020
kunlesmiles:
do u av any reoccurring dream among d scary ones...
No . I don't think there is anything to my dreams , I like scary and dark films.
Christianity EtcRe: I Need Someone To Explain My Experience Last Night by Mcuzy(op): 3:15pm On Jan 17, 2020
kunlesmiles:
Never believed stuffs like dis happen, until I had mine own experience, started around June last year until September, and I was seeing things everyday, had no choice than to find God... OP, how is ur dream life?, for it to have manifested physically, u must have been seeing things in ur dream.
my dream life is normal (in my view) I've had scary and good dreams too. But mostly scary , they kind of intrigue me

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