Short of words .Hang him by the dick,or use razor to give him small cuts and pepper it.

During this recent covid-19 pandemic I've come to realise something .....
Arguing with an ignorant or illiterate Nigerian who has an established set of ideas is equivalent to fetching water with a basket.
No matter how accurate,sincere, or plain you are the results are same

Fajemz001:
But this virus really fall hand o....Station of Christ procession and drama for don dey make progress now but God knows best Sha.....

The way critics and naysayers will flood this thread with their fangs ehn....smh

I rep the Roman catholic church anyday


Peace!!!!!

anytime,any day,anyplace.

Booked . I really don't know what to say

scoundrel:
It’s obvious this person missed the Islamic ruling on posting comments as a Christian.

educate me

Whenever you want to comment on a Muslim subject you must make an Islamic declaration .but the same doesn't apply to christains .so should we all have an alternative moniker just so we can comment on Islamic threads?

Donjazzy is wrong ., which guy in his right mind will marry a woman who does know how to cook ? Anyway he is entitled to his belief as i am to mine . Answer as for me cooking is a must .. I know those girls that can't nil Eba will be masturbating orn this

usmanktg2:
On the other news...

When did u know is ''Mr Mark Anthony riding on a bicycle'' and not Mr Macaroni? �

just now

It's not hard I can also twist my tongue like that no big deal

Emilokoiyawon:
A goat and a cow were taking a walk together in the village. You see they are friends so they take walks together. The goat ask the cow "...why are you so big...?" the cow scratching its head says "...well I don't know. I have always been big." The goat says "...no. I knew you as a baby, you were quite small as a baby...I don't understand why you are now so big..." The cow scratch his head again and says "...well I don't know...you can go and ask my mother."

Now, when the got back home, the goat went to the cow mother and ask..."cow mother why is your son so big?" The cow mother replied "...cows are big..." The goat responded "...I know cows are big, that is why I am asking..." Then the cow mother thought for a few seconds and said "...you know I don't know." But the goat will not leave the cow mother alone. He kept asking and begging her to tell him the truth. But you see the cow mother does not have the answer but she was tired of the pestering from the stubborn goat. So in order to make him stop she said to him:- "so you want to know why cows are big?" The goat shook his head in affirmation. The cow mother continued "...you see, cows are big so that goats can have someone to look up to..."

What is the moral of the story?

vagina is there so man can Bleep it

Ebenezar2020:
and when it is Implemented and successfully executed I won't hesitate to quote you to your shame

Misbrain .

Nekr0N:


Then don't summon me mortal

So what's ur position in the underworld ?

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

your voice

BankyGee:
What again?

My bad wrong thread

Op two things is involved ; either you are a misbrain or you are not a Nigerian . If the government agree to your plan to give us all one million it will only be lip service ; they will only write that the money was shared to us and that's it , then they'll squander everything . You'll be wondering where you and the people around you were when they shared the money. #whereisabacha'sloot#

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- He wrote "Your exact weight" on the piece of paper

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
theenchanter!
Ayanfe29!
Mcuzy!
*Claps, cheers*

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- He wrote "Your exact weight" on the piece of paper

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
theenchanter!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*

Not even half Bankygee u're wicked . Just because I spoke about ur baby

BankyGee:

Bro, you won't understand, it's between me and Nekr0N

Hope u are not planning to use Ayanfe29 for ritual? My hand nor dey oo

BankyGee:

OoH, BuT yOu DiDn't TeLL mE nAH, i jUsT StARtEd mINe tODaY

Which ritual

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

he wrote "your exact weight" orn the paper .

Slymonster:


That's what dss is suppose to be doing but instead they are busy chasing recycled phone number of the president daughter

I tire sef for dis country .

And captors are being rehabilitated , if I were the govt I'll create a special , secret intelligence service which will infiltrate terrorists , get their weak points and send feedback information . Bokoharam will end in two months . But what do I know am just a nyamuri.

See the way dem attack us like say na only we think like that , hmmm.....

Theenchanter2:
though d riddle has been answered... but one yeye dirty mind just made me see another answer to this riddle.

It was the first answer that came to my mind ,..... I just kept quiet .

If Nollywood is the Nigerian film industry then what is Kannywood? And if it is a movie industry from Northern Nigeria , why the separation ?.
It just doesn't make sense.

Iamstrange oya come tell us

Nigeria is made up of two parts north and south . Cattle rearers are mainly (if not fully) from the Northern part of the country .
Recently the price of garri soared in the south_ south (450 to 800), the price hike waka because of two reasons ;flood and "headers" . These cattle people will come to your farm,destroy ur crops with their cattle and (the height of wickedness) they will look for matured casavaas root it and feed to their cattle . Looking at the map of Nigeria one can't help but notice the North is way bigger than the south . The North has more land mass than south , and have more farmers than south and more vegetation . The question here is if the North has more landmass than south , what are fulani cattle rearers doing here instead of their hometown that is more cattle friendly?

greygoblings:

Well, I cannot say more than I have said. I guess we are all entitled to our opinions and beliefs. I guess the pages below will aid your knowledge.

https://www.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/sleep-paralysis#2
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/295039.php
https://www.sleepfoundation.org/articles/what-you-should-know-about-sleep-paralysis

interesting topic

kunlesmiles:
do u av any reoccurring dream among d scary ones...

No . I don't think there is anything to my dreams , I like scary and dark films.

kunlesmiles:
Never believed stuffs like dis happen, until I had mine own experience, started around June last year until September, and I was seeing things everyday, had no choice than to find God... OP, how is ur dream life?, for it to have manifested physically, u must have been seeing things in ur dream.

my dream life is normal (in my view) I've had scary and good dreams too. But mostly scary , they kind of intrigue me