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Either stop corruption or give me equal opportunities to participate in it :-)

Angry girl- y d hell u gave me football on my b'day, u know i don't play. "Well, u gave me books on mine, u knew i don't study either"

Ladies love too much and Men love too many.

I've just seen some1 update their status on Facebook to "I Wish Every Guy Was Like Jack From d Titanic". What, Dead at d bottom of d ocean?

I Dislike People who complain all damn day, attempting to depress you with their depression.

Prostitution is a job with a lot of interviews.

I'm graduating with honors in being a good man. Can you hire me? #MyWayOfaskingAGirlOut

I ain't a killer but don't push me. Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pu33y - Tupac

U never know how creative ur thought process is until u sit on a wet toilet trying to convince urself that it is something other than pee!

Whoever says patience is the key to success, must never had experienced a slow internet connection .

What is the difference between Liability & Asset ? A Drunk 'Guy' with u is a Liability and A Drunk 'Girl' with u is an Asset ;-)

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Don't feel bad, there are lots of people like you out there who don't have talent :-)

Harpesin:
I want to open a saloon where male and female can have a neat shave both up and down with good treatment to avoid any bumps, rashes enzema etc, pls will this biz move in Lagos here and hope there is no law against such , Also all my staffs are ladies of under 30s, Your candid advice pls.

eh eh eh

:-x :-x :-x

poster, love sucks, it does not exist. the only thing that matter is the attraction. if its mutual, both of you are good to go.dont fall in love buh make a whole lot of.

pepperless:
please i need clear replies to this, if me and my bf are walking together, must i greet everybody he greets

WOMAN AND PRIDE. WHAT DOES IT TAKE OFF YOU EH?

a great woman is always a cheerful giver

let all wait and see if those you rejected at the polls are now confirmed as ministers by the cueless one before we crucify him

1025:
those of us are law abiding citizens get no amnesty nor any amnesty package hence the need for us to turn to militants to get the attention of pdp.
ladies and gentlemen, i have declared myself a militant henceforth so;
I NO GO GREE OO, I NO GO GREE.
I NO GO GREE OO, I NO GO GREE.
I NO GO GREE OO, I NO GO GREE.
I NO GO GREE OO, I NO GO GREE.
I NO GO GREE OO, I NO GO GREE.
I NO GO GREE OO, I NO GO GREE.

blow pipeline before we recognize you

Imanuelle:
i am gudluck jonathan, I have no books,

I am gudluck jonathan. . . . I have no gud class,

He*z 4gotn all dat rite??

what do you expect? time for politicking has elapsed. what remains now is the continued cue less ness

this is what you get from collecting bribes and brown envelopes

dustydee:
I was surprised to hear that it cost N400 per bag in China. One importer Mr Iweta lamented the monoploy being enjoyed by dangote as killing the competition. He said he can sell at a lower price if allowed to import into Nigeria.

i am surely you will be the first to shout substandard when such cement are brought into the country,

Lagos_Boi:
please more

naija no they carry last

qualifier aint the problem, make them go make impact for there

hi guys. just wanna share this with you. i read em on a friends wall and it really cracked me up.

Uncle: ah!ah! Jr long time! how re U doing?

BOY: am OK thank u. I came 2 look 4 admission 2 realize my dream of becoming a doctor! & wit your help i can secure admission.

UNCLE: I see,how was your O'level?

BOY: fine O! Two credits Igbo & Agriculture.

UNCLE: laughing!! U can still be a doctor but a native doctor Use your credit in Agriculture 2 look 4 herbs & Igbo 2 chant incantations!!

in coherent right and mischious right from the headline, what exactly is the writer trying to say?combing so many issue just to express his sentiment.

sentiment and bigots, where is your education

see physic like man.

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