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life na wao...when organs are weak, no matter what you do to sustain it, will still continue to dwindle. Presido, organs don tire, just resign and rest. Oyibo go dey wonder what kind of human beings africans are....oyibo man no go try this kind things.

HungerBAD:
Wow.

He ordered thousands of Bibles to be burnt?Christianity is indeed a very tolerant religion.

If he had ordered that a "Crayon" should be used to write something on top of the Quran,the Country as a wbole would have been burning,and there will be a World wide Protests from Nigeria to the UK,And from Yemen to Pakistan.

But again,I do not blame him. I blame the 15,000 people that this Pastor hoodwinks every Sunday.

And while he is busy burning Bibles,Why don't he also help us write one? Since he is not pleased with the ones around.

christianity no get problem men, na pure democracy

toluxa1:
We see cars driving the streets of Nigeria with UK and US plates too so the reverse should be possible. I guess they give a maximum time allowed to get new plates. But it's still strange, did he/she export the car from Nigeria to UK?

Yes, but the reason Nigerians export car to UK is to park dollars. Just park dollars inside the car and export it, if custom oyibo open am, give am one bundle. Thos pple dey collect bribe pass Nigeria sef.

oyinkinola:
....op you didn't have wistle there?

Dont mind the OP...simple whistle him no fit blow. Blow whistle and change your life forever.

laribari:
See what I have been saying? I told these people that biafra is a myth and only wishful dream.

Go and tell that man about biafra and hear what he will tell you. Biafra has just be FOUNDOUT and MOCKED by this appointment. Truth!!

Do you know that the entire family of this new igbo director will not support biafra? I mean his immediate family, extended etc.

So who is fooling who? This is why I always say the elite don't care about biafra a these are the people that have influence and power, yet they don't care.

A house divided against itself cannot stand according to the bible.

Biafra is just a dream, even in the next 100yrs unless the north decides to detach themselves may be due to religion or whatever. Igbos are not in unity and an average igbo man is not ready to die for nothing. I challenge igbos to forget about Nigeria mentally and develop themselves like china. When you assume you dont have father and mother and work on yourself, you wont believe how high you can fly. With my internet and solar system, I dont care where Nigeria is and who the president is.

OPCNAIRALAND:
See this iboman as he dey roll for ground to thank the first family for elevating him. Chei!

Thanking him for giving him the opportunity to loot his share instead of assuring Nigerians for good services irrespective of the hard labor ahead. They see appointment as opportunity and the fg sees it favour to the appointee. Nonesense country.

Atlantian:
Why do Nigerians address death as if it is a human being. Statements like, "Death, why did you take our brother#", Death, you are wicked. What the Bleep, people. You are destined to die except you crystallize your merkaba and ascend with it, so a journey that will end in death shouldnt be taken as a shock. Whether you die today or die at old age, what difference does it fuccking make. You are a resource and its either the Gods feed on you or Mother Earth recycles you.

There is no resting in peace, Earth is a temporal heaven or hell, how ever you make it. Outside this matrix, trust me you wanna come back to Earth, so Enjoy while it lasts.

That should be our strength.

Free thinker...lol @ either the Gods feed on you or you are been recycled. Yea, thats what I see also, every living thing dies, go back to mother earth and recycles/reproduce/germinates new life. I dont even know how death became very scary, i wish it wasnt.

Realdeals:
All structures under electrical cable should be demolished. Only that Nigerians will complain

You may be leaving in far away australia. In Nigeria, Nepa passed all wires over people houses. In Africa, God didnt bother to create natural disasters to reduce poplation, the people are already the natural disasters. Any place you are in Africa and Nigeria, there is a time bomb near you, just check well and pray make the time of explosion come when u no dey.

smartty68:
Why do I get this feelings that even after they've been found guilty of this allegations, they'll still walk freely on the streets and their properties won't be confiscated

Anyway, our stringent laws are written only on papers and never practiced.

*sits and watch*

No...Nigerian laws are made for the poor and nobodies...the rich are above the law in Nigeria. If that money was found in a nobodies house, the house must have been burnt down by now and the owner will be the most wanted in all the news especially nta.

uzoclinton:
don't believe everything white men say

Yes my bro...in Africa here, we don care...we have seen too many asteroids...physical and spiritual...so its no new thing.

VickyRotex:
33 gini?

Sun re o!

I think say na only me see that part...that is 11 children from each wife. This man na iron...i hail you sir. Upon that, him still be billionaire. Lesson to those waiting for when they will become millionaire before dem go marry. Wife and children no dey make person poor. na lazines or curse dey make person poor.

pweetychyka:
Which eva rocks ur boat is fine!

Buh den, do u know only a matured person will confront such kinda gal? Her response will help go a long way! If she too is matured n sincere, she's gonna tell u all u need to know! Her response will help u decide if both can remain hi hi pals or strangers that has neva met one anoda in a lyf tym!

The bottom line is that, u 'll neva go into a relationship wit her again after her response!

well, no mature girl will flirt with her guys friend, so why ask her a fruitless question.

phpfx:
Please, I'm dating this girl since about January. she loves me and I like her too. but the problem is she seem to be giving much attention to my 'not too close friend' whom I feel they've developed feelings for each other. it makes me feel im standing in the chance of something great. I recently stumbled upon his inbox and was wowed with the kind of chat history they had. but I know they aren't dating yet.

im thinking of a break up now cus I'm not sure my emotions can stand their friendship and plus I get so jealous at every slight thing.
but the other me seems to say I might lose something great.

pls drop your candid opinion.

My man see how it works...you know i be pro for this department. You can check my signature, you will find your solution there however, let me brief you. Dont ever get jelous, flirt with other girls too, treat her like you can replace her easily. Simply, man up, forget about love and keep searching. Honestly, u dont need a flirt as a wife. Use her while she lasts and flirt and search for other reasonable girls. Trust me, as soon as u dump her, ur friends will run from her and she will learn her lessons.

pweetychyka:
I 'll advice u to confront her!

Ask her wats between she n ur friend! If she wants to pick up a fyt about it, bro pls break up wit her! Ur relationship wit her is still very fresh n it's beta now dan later!

Story...me confront a woman bc of her emotions. I will simply start looking for another babe while using her, eventually she will lose. Those guys just want the flirt and may be steal some meat from her but if na date...lie lie. As soon as the OP dumps her, all of them will run.

SillyeRabbit:
Using money to buy love. From the story, that guy is not a man.

Wrong move by the guy. I advise my students to take you gf as your employee during courtship. The same way you treat your employees, do the same. For christ sake, she is just a gf not your wife. Perhaps, she did not ask for the goodies why rant when she moves on? Fkkk wussy guys, thats what they deserve. Money does not gurantee love, just find love first and lace it with money.

firstking01:
Smh, y'all are getting it wrong...i prefer to be in sober reflection my brother and with the conciousness that He went to the grave and rose for my redeemption and salvation of mankind....celebrating it is part of it tho, but don't be carried away with the meriment like i see some people do....club houses now host easter bash, really??...atimes i ask myself if they really understand the reason for the season...nigerians, we can abuse a thing i swear.

Only if you know deaply what Jesus did, you will celebrate with Champaigne bro. Just wish they will kill Nnamdi Kanu and set Ipod free and settle them and after like one wk, Nnamdi Kanu come come out say him no die, that na only coma, that he is alive again. Guy Onitsha go block that day.

Senipapa:
I stay in Iyana-ipaja axis of Lagos, Alimosho to be precise, and for the past few years the love we get from Nepa is crazy, we can boast of 18 hrs electricity supply in a day and most times more. Where do you live and how many hours of power supply do you get in a day?

U don implicate nepa man leaving for ur area...watch how the thing go drop

funny how women find married men more attractive.

firstking01:
Was easter meant for eating and drinking??

Yes my dear, is a day of joy.... @ OP...ur topic is misleading. A buharised easter should be like this...since money no dey, just make una contribute, go buy ram, label am Buhari in bold and then put knife for throat. Warning, no play that kind play where DSS go see you ooo, my hand no dey.

banjeezay:
chai, God have mercy..



meanwhile whenever hazard sees Herrera

..lol...Herrer checked Hazard bc there were no team support first half. You know current chelsea na, you check one person, other wings go leak. Chelsea just dash ManU this one out of circumstances jawe.

anwulica:
Abeg OP thunder has never killed anyone in history except lightening!

Unless she died from shock of the sound

Thunder is the lay man's language and I can still say, we got the msg. You can say HIV killed someone even though its AIDS, but we got the msg.

space007:
https://cdn1.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Junaid-Mohammed-tell-buhari.jpeg

SOURCE: http://dailypost.ng/2017/04/16/buhari-speak-48m-nigerians-doubting-corruption-war-serap/

Watin Buhari dey think now is more of his health than Nigeria.

Not trying to paint the president black but sincerely, electricity has gone down to almost zero. I think there is something the president is not doing right with Fashola which VP managed to handle.

RaptorX:
Which America is 6hrs, Lagos to Atlanta direct is 13hrs.

took London for America...

1Rebel:
He would not have survived the trip if that plane was america bound.

..lol and his aim was to fly to America 6hrs journey ...40k feet above see level. I wonder how he even survived atmospheric pressure @ 33k feet from Benin to Lagos, he should be bleeding before landing.

Teenagers always want to try something new but I wan advise una. Try to start small on any new thing. Weed.. test with half tab, no matter how dem force you to continue. Alcohol and trams the same. Test only one bottle or one tablet. Gradually, u will know what the effect is like. However, it is better not to start drugs at all, they are enemy of life

yanabasee:
It isn't a sin to drink...but it's a sin to get drunk....

This place look like a ceremony to me....

Nairaland mods are not been sensitive....bloggers will construct anything and they push it to FP. Possibly ceremony and closing prayer or even serious prayers for the celebrants.

Diorin:
https://i0.wp.com/www.livingvibes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Wedding-Couple.jpg?w=653
MOST OF THE TIME, FAT WOMEN EXPERIENCE BOTH THE STIGMA OF UNATTRACTIVENESS AND THE STIGMA THAT THEY LACK CONTROL.
They are heavily judged on the basis of their looks and sizes rather than their intellect. They are considered to be weak and lazy. In fact, they get teased even by strangers due to their health….which is worse than even teasing. ‘Who will marry you’ is common taunt hurled at them.

Although marrying fat women is a thing of choice with many reasons. But a new study suggests that men who marry fat women tend to have a happy life. Men who married fat girl tend to smile more and be better at dealing with problems than men who are in relationships with thin women.

The chubby women are more likely to anticipate their partner’s needs. They make their men ten times as happy as thin women that make them (men) have a longer life.

The study also suggests that thin women tend to be more reserved, more unfriendly and less expressive with their emotions.

The research was conducted by Dr. Filemón Alvarado and Dr. Edgardo Morales at UNAM’s department of psychology.
source: www.livingvibes.com

They no dey too give wahala...but not this kind of fat up there.

dukeprince50:
BY NOW JUDAS GO DON RECEIVE ALART

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Na bitcoin dem pay that guy oo....by now the value of that money go don reach 50B usd