₦airaland Forum

ikp120:
Definitely not ALL about that. But definitely NOT about making babies.

We came together to make each other happy and fulfilled in every way possible.

Dont pray for such...marriage is not bf gf...chidren is one of the things that will make u more happier in marriage and its a blessing from God.

DIKEnaWAR:
Life is too short. Why kill yourself when you will eventually die?

some things are not just very clear to me...someone who wants to comit sucide will likely dress well and how come her hand is still holding the rapper when she could had struggled with rope at the point of death.

i wan pay 230k...you know in 20yrs time...it will be less than that so I want to fastword life to 2037...you go sell?

Adaowerri111:
A guy that hates condom and last week he visited owerri....wettin you expect before

Yea...they forget say him come Owerri. If he mistakenly rock Owerri for 2wks, he will go back to Lagos with patial stroke.

martooski:
ABEG HE ASK FOR COMMODITY...

E be like you be Nepa man....commodity can be anything...just convert electricity to commodity and people will buy it.

chrissy3:
Good day everybody, my name is Chris and I'm a graduate engineer from Nigeria. My reason for opening this thread is to gather info on ways I can get venture funding for a theoritical machine I created.
For the past couple of years, I've carried out research and experiments based the possiblity of generating electricity from a certain material ( for personal reasons, some details are confidential ) that has an energy source that loses 5% of its ability once every century and can be restored by simple methods . Through the grace of God , rigorous thinking and experiments carried out , I was able to create an engine design that's unique in many ways.
Here's what this machine can potentially achieve from a business point of view

1) it can further bring fourth the age of the electric vehicle in the sense that the vehicles won't have to charge their batteries at charging stations because the engine generates electricity withing the vehicle that can be stored in them and used. This would eliminate the need for the owner to plug his or her car for hours at charging stations like the current breed of electric cars do .

2) The current crop of electric car available looks like it doesn't use fossil fuel but here's the thing . The charging stations make use of Gas which is fossil fuel and if you understand law of energy which states " energy can neither be created nor destroyed but can only trasform " you would see that the current electric car is just having its fuel tank not present in the car but at the gas stations which produce electricity which makes no difference from the fossil fuel consumption we currently make . This machine helps cut down fossil fuel consumption which is very beneficial to our environment cause it has almost zero exhaustion .

3) assuming all vehicles ,homes and businesses making use of the engine is 2billion worldwide and each is forced to pay $2 every 6hour use . That would be $4billion every 6hours.

2) A biometric/social media data base can be created that has the profile of everyone who wish to make use of the machine . That way you can make money from ads and many more

These are the few benefits you can get from this machine going live but it still promises so much more .

NOTE: This is a theoritical machine that has shown great signs of success on the calculations made , the practical (test phase ) might bring up unforseen challenges so every consideration must be made from both the success and failure scenario.

Any information on how I can get venture funding of the tune of 5million would be highly helpful. Thanks and God bless

Everyone has an idea...but only few put it to practice or make it become real. Do not be one of them who has numerous ideas but can't execute one. No one will be willing to invest unless they see progress already. Again, if you can't take any step forward with your idea, then share the idea for others to follow and make the difference or invest with you. In Europe, any progress that is been made in science is been shared

elixir001:
Hello Nairalanders,
I'm looking for opinion polls on commodities that people are using in Nigeria but are always scarce or low in supply.
I will be waiting for your opinions.
Thanks in advance guys

Electricity is scarce in Nigeria.

ZarZar:
How? Did you know that when a baby cries, the breasts react naturally by releasing milk all by themselves? Ask any breastfeeding mom.

Yea...its either way...when the milking is pumping out...knw that ur baby is crying somewhere.

Divay22:
Then you do yours.....even add earpiece to it
Laugh so loud even if what you are reading is not too funny When he's around.......
Discuss things he likes with him,just make sure he talks.

Sometimes people don't learn what they are doing to others hurt them so much,Until same thing is done back to them...

Is he introverted?

Childish.....simply change communication to whatsapp. Talk more with him on whatsapp and if he still ignore you, then tell him bye bye. If you now tell me, u cant back out ...then u wowo.

nnadychuks:
See my house, see cubana. I didn't even know Davido came.

..lol..my man, as money no dey, na why u no no...if to say money dey, u for know.

GogetterMD:
Goes out with man, slumps and dies! Whoosh? Voodoo must be involved!
Bloody Nigerians!

Not really, could be bleeding due to heavy strong and hardened jabulani.

Driftingking:
When God blesses you it doesn't end there because God' blessing is a continuous process, blessings begets blessings.

Remember Olajumoke the bread seller? Well, like we all know, she's no longer a bread seller but
a model. Her photo bomb pic was rated on a Tv show in Germany as the 6th best picture in the world. The happy 'model' took to her Instagram page and wrote

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"Aunty TY @tybello look what I found!!! My photo bomb picture was voted number 6 best picture in the world yesterday on a TV program called Galileo on Prosieben TV in Germany , while my story was told to inspire people.

Thanks to @berveleen.m for taking pictures/videos and sending to my inbox.
God bless you.
Grace found me!!!
Thanks to my management @qtabyevents for constant work.
#olajumoke #smallgirlbigGod #grace "

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BSFvghTA1ws/

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/03/gods-grace-olajumoke-photo-bomb-picture.html

if God pick your and your credit finish, he will still call you back.

Thepasserby:
Christianity is a race which does not belong to the swift but to those who are knowledgeable about whom they follow. In Christianity, relationship is very vital and important, that is what builds up your faith. I have read a good number of comments on what people think about Christianity.

These are three things that can kill your Christian Faith.

1. Building your faith around a fellow man

No matter how annointed a man or woman of God is, s/he is still a human being with weaknesses and capable of falling into sin or temptation.

It is a good thing to have a spiritual father but it is a bad thing to base your christinity on the vision of a fellow man. He might be more spiritual than you are but take this from me, you are both equal before God. The difference between the two of you is the level of sacrifice and commitment to God.
Listen to what God is telling you and not what others have heard from God.

2. Refusing to submit

The major seasoning our belief lacks is not faith but submission. We are too stubborn that we don't want to hear God anymore. We are so educated that we think our pastors can no longer tell us what God is saying about our life. Lack of submission is an act of rebellion.

3. Absence of a good relationship with God

Christian race is all about relationship. If your relationship with God is bad, you are just wasting your time and energy.

This should be the first step in every Christian race.


The laws guiding christianity are simple and true. Follow them and receive life.

adapted from palmchat #religion

www.palmchatnow.com

Devil don use pride finish human race...but if u remove pride, u will be able to worship God,

Everything we need is here with us and even around you. The day some Africans we discover this, the same day they will seize to rush to abroad for stay but for only vacation.

Tiny23:
Will gladly wash them.It's not an herculean task


Moreover,washing of plates is my hobby.

Ha, thats how my gf use to meet it every weekend then and suprisingly, she was enjoying it. i imported her fully, to come and be enjoying what she like best...and she still enjoys it...3yrs gone already and she still enjoys it. I just tire for that matter.

NoToPile:
So sorry OP

So she gets around 30k as pocket money every month, and you pay all the bills buy everything needed and pay fees and school stuffs.That should be okay for her manage for personal effects I think, people earn 30k as salary nau.

That aside I see a lot of"I" "I" "I" in your statements its not all about you bro, You also mentioned the primary duties which you say is baby sitting, cooking your dinner during the week and both dinner and lunch during weekends, its quite a lot of work not as easy as it looks.

Not giving her her pocket money as a form of punishment translates to you not taking up your responsibility as a husband , you are meant to provide for her and take care of her and that should not change because of a misunderstanding especially since she has no source of income yet, where do u expect her to get money from if you seize her allawee.

Its better you communicate (not confront) to her let her know you were not happy with the extra she added on it, ask if she needed some extra stuffs at that time, ask why she did it was the 30k not enough for her that month?
Its not easy being in a position of being totally drpendednt and not having any money of your own, you need to see from her own view point too. She may have had extra need (you didn't mention she has inflated stuffs for you before ) and didn't want ti tell you about it since you already think she's not satisfied with the 17.2%





I don't know if its just me but I found the repetition of 17.2% in your narration quite amusing. OP no vex oo lool. How did you come to the conclusion that its 17.2% she's entitled too loool.

that Op look like akpo...watch osofia film called calculator....he might be the op

Pieromania:
Bro sori to tel u this,bt u are on a long thing.I see that marriage breaking anytime soon......why on earth wil a man pay his wife salary,what is the rationale behind such absurdity is what i can't fathom out?A STUDENT for that matter,u pay all bills,pay her fees and yet pay her salary.Very soon she wil start cheating on u,if not already started it.
Sori bro,ur case is different

Yea..woman not matured for marriage...poster you will be broke as soon as u leave work. She is lost, bring her back and advise her on what marriage is all about. As she dey she is not concerned if you broke or not, save ur side now. Save your money and tell her how much you guys need to manage everymonth. If u get broke today, she might be forced to leave you.

Yes...the idea is good but religion, tribe and hatred will not allow it work. The only way is to use ponzi style. MMM nearly broke that jinx and differences by having one mind...and using that slogan...together we change the world. Suddenly, the youths were happy and were acting like brothers and sisters calling themselves mavrodians, that was very close to changing Nigeria before, the tower of babel was disorganised. If you remember, you could see the panic from the FG and house assembly. They knew if youths come together, they will render there govt useless and evil plans might never work again. Your idea will only work, if you use the mmm style or get cbn to buy the idea and host it themselves.

Tickles001:
Bottom line is that you'll find it frustrating to mine crypto currencies in Nigeria, because no steady power and the cost of capable machines are very high, I don't want to mention the data and network part of it.

My advice: don't have high hopes as you may be getting like fourty naira (N40) after a month of stressful mining.
Finally, be careful with the link in everything about this mining

..lol..in Nigeria.. U dont pay electricity bill do u?, a smart person knows what to do. Nigeria is the best place to mine crypto...trust me.

kayzat:
Where is your location Sir?

I dey Umuahia at the moment...but will be in Owerri next wk.

kayzat:
How much will all this cost Sir?

15k or less depending on your vendor.

haryomikun:
For gtbank? Nah.... GTB has always charged 320 bro

You are right...paid 320 to Amazon but paid for shipping at the rate 465 to a Nigerian fright forwarder.

yoddy:
What Bank's naira Debit card still works for international payments?

Mastercard GTB

Dont believe it...just paid 465 yesterday.

ovokooo:
Nigerian comedian, Chief Obi who is know for his comedic skits on Youtube has just gotten an endorsement deal from VomozFlex worth $1million.

See below for the pictures of the signing:

Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/us-based-nigerian-comedian-chief-obi-gets-endorsement-1million-pictures/

Chief Obi...remember us bc, I follow dey promote your video comedy.

it does not mean, there are no sperms in the semen. Erupting once in a month will surely come with lots of semen. The only way to confirm if your sperms are enough is to go for test.

HenryQuest:
Hahaha. Anyway, He is being forced by Buhari to be a Nigerian.

Lol...Nigeria sweet ooo...imagine somebody forcing somebody to belong to Nigeria even though he belong to nobody.

megrimor:
Hmmmmmmmmmm,
They should just split this country and give me my share.
I'm tired already

Simple...just divide it by 200m people...at least 10m naira go reach my hand.

Tazdroid:
See strong strong pako faces


Some of them look old enough to have kids in universities but their football ages fit no pass 25

..lol..i no no why they no dey allow small boys to play.

veekid:
No good news ever since Buhari don come baq

Funny but not funny man....e don dey reach 1 month yet nothing..

Thats what happens when u mistakenly kill Jesus or his good apostle.

EternalTruth:
dexarcorten indirectly contributes to renal failure and infertility??/
chai see brainwashing.

I'm currently taking dexamethosene for weight gain and fat cheeks..
I don't care the side effects

Why take drugs for fat when carbohydrate full everywhere. Beer self dey, take four bottles a day and check urself after one week. Me wey dey find way to reduce fat and another person dey find am...na wa for this life.