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Slimzjoe:
So what does she want us to do?? Approach her?

Maybe she get Body Odour sef

exactly my thought, its possible she is oozing...

Make e be say she no snatch village guy babe

acunon:
Na wah oh, n i was planning to board d plane self.

Guy me too ooo, but e be like ABC transport go better.

CeceezKollecti:
Still waiting till it gets to a better deserved price....
Meanwhile Thank God for adding another year to my age today. Am Grateful Lord... [b][/b]HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

I think it's subtraction and not addition. Your time on earth has just been minused by one year. Thank God for giving you the opportunity to exist and witness the earth, and also the freedom to choose who to worship and follow. Again, ask him to give you the grace and more time to reach the righteousness level.

..lol...I don't even know what I am talking about but it looks like I am making common sense. Well, I just want to make common sense (Ben bruse).

If to say the water fall is stable with strong potential energy, na to install a turbine and generate constant electricity for the village..

amdoyin82:
Scam alert!

i dey tell you + no plate number

jimmy4x:
so, are u insinuating I have limited myself by not fvcking around?? wow!!!
If that's what u really mean, I'd rather stick to that, I love to limit myself.
Tell me, after the sexcapades, what do u get, long life and prosperity

Have you noticed that the woman is still ruling your world. Your question is, how safe is LDR? I advised you that it is not safe at all bc it makes you limit yourself. Now, bc I said "limit" and you digressed it to se*x, well you are on your own. I will not talk further

sosanova:
the guy smoke Auchi Weed

When we say, weed is bad, we are serious but its worst when you add other drugs to it.

I h@d he told the vc to tell the students that there is no more free education and the vc refused.

jimmy4x:
abeg I no follow ds ur idea jare, even if u are both in d same skul nd same state, deres gonna be a point in tym where u av to be away from each oda.
take my case as an example, we stay in d same place, same skul, she's still in skul, I got posted to far away kebbi state from Osun state.....we r in love nd av to cope wt d fact dt we won't see for many months at tyms....Kebbi is too far, roads are bad, u can't just be flying up nd down unnecessarily.
Camp has finished now, I came home to see her, we make sure we trust ourselves, chat everyday, calls are once in a yl, show ur love by not stopping wah u did yl wooing her....reassure each other of ur love.

The craziest tin I agreed to do was taking an oath of not cheating at all, with better curse for whoever cheats, we both agreed, wanted it nd gonna stand by it....
I enter camp, started crushing on a girl, once I remembered d oath I took nd my lovely gf back home, I had to delete d girls no nd started avoiding her...told my gf, she laughed nd was happy I deleted d girls no.
staying faithful in a rel isn't so hard buh guys no dey fit hold body, na we useless nd wicked pass,only few ladies wud mess up wen she knows her man loves her silly nd ready to be faithful.

Any serious-minded couple should be able to take an oath of nt cheating....its no big deal buh most guys will keep chasing different pvssies like say e different pass anoda one, one fit just tyt nd better pass, pvssy na pvssy, once u av a sweet girl, y fvck around nd break hearts.??

Bros you don enter one chance...dont let a woman rule you your world and lead your life. You are limiting yourself by takin the so called oath. Life is unlimited and if you are really in love, why not get married instead of oath. Well, thats ur own cup, the truth is some guys might have dealt with ur babe. You dont trust anybody apart from God but if you believe in the oath then good for you.

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How I wish my money is complete, I for come carry the car, but where is the location of the car?

presh247:
I get scared whenever I think of been in a long distant relationship. You never know what the other person is doing behind you.
Can you keep a long distant relatioship and how?
Any real life experience others could learn from?
How safe are they?
Just curious...

E no dey work and that is simple. If by any means any of you have to depart, just say bye to the relationship and continue with another person.

6) that they cheated, 80% of women in relationship cheat on their guy but will never admit it until you catch them red handed then they ll start crying

folabayo1:
I hope say jazz or juju no dey the hand sha?
I don't trust the pple around gej

Jazz and juju respect important people and people wey God don bless.

Oseigha:
Hello everyone,
I need your suggestions on the best proposal setting to adopt. I recently started dating this lady who was my good friend before I asked her out. we were more like family friends. I had to battle so hard to overcome the inertia I had to tell her about my feelings for her. she accepted to date me after much efforts from me and her elder sister who also happens to be my friend.
But right now, she is insisting I propose to her 'formally', and that I make the setting romantic enough to make it a memorable day for her.
The problem is that I have no clue what setting to adopt. Please I need feasible suggestions on this matter. I need to propose within the weekend. Thank you in advance for your suggestions.

Bros don't allow a woman to push or decide things for you. Honestly, if you continue dancing to her tone, she will soon dump your sorry ass.

MAYOWAAK:
Prof Yemi Osinbajo SAN, (Vice President - elect), the Attorney General of Lagos State(as he then was) and Chief FRA Williams SAN (The Doyen of the Nigerian Bar),at a conference on Justice Reforms in Lagos State.

The Reforms in the Justice Sector was so successful that virtually all that was done was copied by both the Federal Government, and all states across the Federation. Judicial Officers renumeration was increased by 300%; both Civil and Criminal Procedure Rules were reformed; organs to take care of the poor like the Office of the Public Defender, and Citizen Mediation Centre were established. Today, every state in Nigeria including the Federal government have replicated the Lagos example.
A tip of what to expect from May 29 , 2015.

so which of them is osibanjo...if its the man in black suit, then the wife really dealt with him.

KingTom:
This was when Baba smoked a lot of weed, I just respect this man for his sincerity and honesty. When asked in a 2012 interview about his life then, he said he had many girlfriends but did not drink, that as young soldiers IBB and co. we're escaping to see girls, while girls were escaping to see him My best quote was
"I smoked a lot, but I stopped all that when I got married, I had to be responsible, but I lived my life to the fullest"

Muhammadu Buhari my hero

Girls were excaping to see him bc they believe with his height and skinny nature, he would have more than a 15inches jabulani

bukit05:
Load over effort

Mechanical advantage

Survlas:
This is a photo showing the stupendous mansion of President of the Nigerian Senate, Senator David Mark in his hometown, installed with an helipad, with an actual helicopter parked. The multibillion Naira home is fitted with bulletproof windows and door, so that the poor around him can’t have access.

Former National President of Nigerian Union of Journalists, Comrade Lanre Ogundipe shared the photo of the Senate President David Mark’s home in Benue State on his Facebook page. The house has a N80 million car parked in the front. Apart from being a Senator, where else does he make money?…

http://newsrescue.com/david-marks-multi-billion-naira-mansion-exposed-goes-viral/#ixzz3bFPGL83v

this one dey learn na...where rochas own dey

She wasnt more intelligent and thats all.

...but how come Niger delta never do anything up till now. We get crude flowing all over the south south na, is it not to just blow the fu.king pipe and cook the fu.king crude. We nigerians are lazy ooo....

Look at this breathtaking object recently caught by the NASA/SOHO photos 3yrs ago when I was surfing, makes NASA think that only two possibilities could explain this sighting. First, this could be a UFO in the shape of an angel headed directly into the sun…probably harvesting its energy. Second, it is an angel who's size would be bigger that twice Earths size. What they call a light being which may live in or be part of the sun itself. Also note that it leaves a trail behind it which tells us the direction it was traveling at the time of the photo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOYLpupbkV8

reminiscing:
Please say what you wish to say to me,maybe It will make me shed all the tears and never make me repeat such mistake....
I met with this guy online and we just clicked,it was as if we had know each other for ages.He called me every morning and we also spent enough time chatting online.it was great,I felt I had finally found Mr right.He asked me out but I turned him down with much excuses that I don't want to be broken hearted again.To cut the story short,I gave in and it was wonderful,he invited me to his place and I did.
He warned my sometime ago when we were chatting that he could be touchy,we did kissed and a few touches.After like a week again,I went visiting and I don't know what came over me but I gave in and we had sex.When I left,He didn't bother chatting with me again and has changed the way he talks to me,As I type now I can't control myself because my tears are just giving way
please advice me,scold me,just say something that will make me think straight cos I don't know what to do.

Swear that you never chop a guy money before run away.

Sile12:
Actually I don't know, but my question is, can we replicate and couple this thing perfectly without them/whites?
Even if we do, how many Nigerians will have the mind to fly a plane constructed in Nigeria when we even find it so difficult to patronise the local car manufacturers?

ME, enter Niger made flight...? That would be sucide bombing

phyllosilicate:
Too bad, any male teacher teaching in a school should be careful. Some of those small small girls think they can do more than what a matured lady can do. Some of them will be the one to seduce their teachers. If you see the kind of sms these little girls send, some even send their unclad pics.

Having taught in a school, I know what I am talking about. Na God nai save me for their hand.

Why dem no ask the girl why she no shout for inside the toilet?

Somehow, this is true. Girls are getting matured quickly these days and I suspect Indomie. Their homones are now raging more than the boys testosterones. An average teenage girl is ready to have se.x more than 4 x a day and I think the solution is to go back to child marriage in a modified way. A 15yr old girl should be called an adult and ready for marriage.

why are there jersey always like this?

falconey:
were you forced to sex? You know how to ask for money right? If you don't want guys to ask you out stop puting on those exotic and attractive piece of cloths.

Yes, how can they be puting on a mini skirt on a big nyash, then coquestishly pass and say we should not look with solendibity.

The romantic neighbour, everyday is se.x

importexpert:
thanks for the share. which receiver is ses?

Google is ur friend...op thanks for the info...just that i hate when the channels are eventually scrambled, it becomes Big time wasted.

ephpaul:
Pls mecussey I v been following ur post for some time. Pls how do I receive ctl channels with my strong decoder and dstv dish. D dongle they gave me with sim card for dstv is not working. Pls I will appreciate ur help with these matters. I'm in ph. Tnx

Not possible at moment bro...