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So all the billions will now be left for one ganja man to squander. Well, its better to die as a billionaire

everybody sees bob...but I see Jesus christ.

Any woman who talks this way have been jilted many times fu+cked and dumped severally hence, the locking up. We know her type.

PapaNnamdi:
the painful thing is dat i used my last 6k to buy it, and i am currently unemployed, may God purnish the producer, the distributor, the importer, the marketer and the seller
AMEN

May be this is fake, but the surface area of the bank is big enough to produce at least 5v and 2amps. I don't see the reason why it won't charge any phone under the sun.

pofolo:
language barrier I guess. canalsat is French.

watin i wan use language do....do you know how much?

pofolo:
yes

So how come pple are not using it in Nigeria, I am sure its not up to half of the cost of dstv premium

Does canalsat show all the league matches?

SirJeffry:
This thread is specifically for guys that have wasteful spouses.

Mine is horrible. She is a youth corper, has her federal alawi of 19k, state alawi of 10k and 50k(sometimes 100k) monthly allowance from me yet she is always broke. She just spends money the way she sees it. I tried to teach her some lesson by delaying some months' alawi from me but my love for her couldn't let me. She's unrepentantly faithful and that's one of the reasons I can do anything for her to be happy.

I have changed her phone like 4times this year 'cos she kept breaking their screens due to frequent drops.

After she passed out of orientation camp recently, I bought her a car for her convenience in the course of her NYSC and she just called me earlier today to inform me she bashed the car.

I can't wait for her to finish this nysc and join me so she can see how I pluck this money on trees.

Honestly I'm tired but one can fire a girlfriend, not a loving wife.

Guys, share yours, let's have some fun.

She is faithful because, you are meeting up with all her needs on time. Just form broke for 3 months see how another guy go bang the hell out of her just for may be 5k. I don't mean any insult, but even an olosho will repent immidiately she finds a father xmas. In my own case, I send mixed reaction, when she thinks I have, i go show her empty wallet but when she list expect it, I suprise her. Therefore, to her money comes and goes and that's the fact and the correct message. Even when I don't have, she is just happy and patient.

Confussion2:
Guyz there is this lady av been dating for like a year + . We have been going soo well, planed for marriage next year. Well from the look of things we both love each other. Shez a very nice person.The issue is that my babe told me something that kept me awake till dis time. Imagin !! 1.05am and am still awake.

She blotted that I loose myself whenever shez around me. Like WTF. She said I act like shez way above me, like shez too beautiful for me. She actually said I shudnt take it d wrong way but she just has to let me know cuz it might make her loose her head. Walahi I swear down it got to my bone marrow. Thing is av always tried to be a good person to her.Treated her like rare gem she really is. She actually said it that I luv her more than she loves me. I know how to play this game of not showing ur woman hw u love her but I felt since this is not some hit and run relationship there shud be no holds barred in terms of showing her love.

Av been ruminating over this issue since we ended our call.I feel like a wimp. Av dated somebody more beautiful than her soo is not like av never met someone like her. Guyz how do I handle this. My pride is soo wounded here even though I acted like all is well as she was dropping those yarns. How do I get my mojo back without coming off like a jack.

You get luck say somebody never dey lash her already. Ur mumu level still dey bsc but no carry am go masters ooo otherwise, ur name na sorry. If u care, read every nonsense of the blog in my signature...and u go say wow.

Aminat508:
[b]Moimoi is one of my best food, and i love it


Ingredients


Beans
Vegetable oil
Peeper
Crayfish
Onion
Salt
Maagi
Uma leaves (ewe moi moi)


Procedure

About one hour before cooking the moi moi, soak and wash the beans to remove the coat. When the entire coat has been removed, place the beans in a bowl and pour enough water to cover it. Leave to soak for three hours. This is so that the best consistency will be achieved when you blend the beans

Wash the peeper, Cut the onions into pieces, then blend the beans,onions, crayfish, peeper all togethr

After that pour the mix into a big enough bowl.Add the vegetable oil and the fish (if this is what you have chosen to add to your moi moi).

Slowly add the remaining water and stir the mixture at the same time till you get a good mix of all the ingredients.

Add Salt nd maggi to taste and stir very well.

Pad the base of a big pot, pour some water and set on the stove. The depth of the water should be at most 1 inch

Dish the Moi moi into the leave one by one nd put it in the pot to cook for at least 1 hr

It is advisable to cook your Moi Moi for at least 1 hour, before checking it. Confirm that it is done by putting a knife through it, if the knife is stained with Moi Moi paste, then the Moi Moi is not done, but if the knife just has a slight smear of Moi Moi, then it's done

Am eating my own moimoi with Eko(agidi)

See the pictures below:[/b]

Can our usual electric blender blend the soft beans after soaking for 1hr?

550k

ifyalways:
Lol. Quite funny but good for him. Religion, spirituality are spiritual races, each man to his own.

Where did you come out from...hope u no jail since 2009?

jamex93:
wife wey him go don too go flog like small pikin

They are almost the same age, honestly that girl just discovered she married a boy and now she know marriage is real and quite different from bf and gf. Possible, all her side toaster don cut connection and attention limited to only her hubby. She never knew what she was into until now.

Both MTN and Etisalat increased the cost of Mb by 500% . They did not increase the price in Naira, rather they increased the consumption rate. I.e if 1kbps was 1 Naira, now its 10 Naira therefore, if they give you 10Mb, what they actually gave you is 1Mb and I think the FG has a hand in this.

Sabrwahaqqo:
The fact is girls really don't have appetite to resist badboiz

So, they stick up wt him , cry their ass out when he fukcs out, run to nairaland for advise , but never really follow the sensible advises . So, they get fukced over again till they age and get dumped. Then they get holy and start looking out for innocent/ God fearing men to settle with.

That's the life cycle af an average Nigerian girl up there

You get A1 for this analysis...so but as a sharp worry boy. U play the baddest boy to teenagers, nack them to a full, play holy and innocent to the advance and nak them to satisfaction. Then select one and throw others to the trash can. Dont reserve any conscience for any woman, bc devil don collect their own conscience tete for garden of eden.

kennyman2000:
Nice one from the woman.. Barman should give the woman one orijin for me..


Need dhl or fedex to parcel this orijin and letter to that woman. Letter reads ''Mama, no shaking. U've defended yourself well. Responsible men association of Nigeria are proud of you, President Buhari is also proud of you and behind you''

somebody should wake me up when courier officer gets here.


Check my signature for ur customised wristband

I will be so glad if it was my wife and proud of her as well. Some friends are just pure enemies in disguise..

signature2012:
Na so nah,if dem say dey bad,one need to tell them say hin bad pass dem,but na legitimate badness I get.

but how come fufu dey inside and u use am watch ronaldinho...i no no say fufu dey also serve as battery.

ladyF:


Its not by wife or gf. Learn how to cook and enter the kitchen!!!!

Bad wife in the making....if you carry bele, ur hubby go hear am. If I be him, I go just carry one carton of schnapp keep for house, as u dey nag I go dey drink am and the whole world will look beautiful instanta.

BoboYekini:
Ehn you for go buka na. I never see rubber band inside amala shitta before o.

Yea me too, I never see rubber for Ewedu, and the flies and cockroaches wey I dey see is digestable.. Infact next time, straight to mama Iyabo at least I can chew those ones.

fromnigeria:
Wooh!!

This is just one reason I don't eat out. Be it Mr biggs, you never can tell how and where the meal was made.

Mehn, this is very serious..but I don't whine too much about errors I made, I just look for solution sharp sharp. Honestly, I will be very careful next time.

braine:
It is well. One should get a wife. But there's none anywhere.

If money dey, wife must show...even if wife no show, just get a she goat and put a brazilian hair on top and thats it.

wizkelly:
lol op u cleared the plate 1st before u realised??

As you can see.. Nigeria is still under rehab... but there is hope

BoboYekini:
See as you chop the plate nothing remain, you come chew the rubber sotey the thing expand. Na wa o.

My brother na hunger, no money in Niger but man must wack.

Moral lesson, do your meals, or get your wife or your girl friend to do it. I was chewing this stuff thinking that it was meat like, when I discovered it was un-chewable, I vomited the shi*t only to find out it was rubber. I wonder how my intestines could have handled it and suddenly suddenly, person fit just kpai and this is a very costly restaurant. The sorry wey the manager tell me today full bucket.

jayjayjay:
Please HELP!!! How can one rectify JAMB REG NUMBER DOEE NOT EXIST?! My school is totally not responsive.

The same with me ooo, my school just dey do like say the thing no concern them.

forix4u:
Sometimes I want to regret going to school because arguably I still fail to see the reasons or benefits of going to school. Yesterday a friend of mine whose parents took him to learn electrical on cars after primary school, went to withdraw 1.5m to purchase a jeep. His story building is near completion, married and blessed with 2 wonderful kids. We all know what it takes to have a story building in Lagos. This my friend barely reads a simple sentence.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not envious of him rather I'm happy but today, I'd to take a seat and remembered how he convinced me to join him in learning this same handiwork that has made him the prospective landlord and car owner that he's today while I chose to go to school to acquire a certificate only to have graduated and served fathers land without a job to even make boast of. I also have some friends who dropped after secondary school, today they are all married and living good...

It's kinda annoying and I don't know if to say regrettable for going to school because it has not even paid off. The annoying aspect self is most jobs today can't even foot one's expenses and bills due to the hash economy and almost every job you get today is contract base, so one begins to think what is the purpose of spending several years reading without any tangible benefit awaiting stresslessly.

Moral lesson, learn the hand work while you are schooling. Most of you guys waste the five years in school partying, banging women, and scamming your parents. Now, this is the real world, you need to be educated and enterprising as well.

Catalyst007:
Egusi, otherwise known as Pumpkin Seed or
Melon, is most common in West Africa.


Egusi soup is a type of soup thickened with
ground Egusi i.e. after the dried melon seeds
must have been peeled and powdered in a
grinding engine (usually a hand-operated one).


INGREDIENTS & PREPARATION:

Though the styles of preparing this delicacy may
differ from home to home or different geo-
political regions, the components required to
cook this meal are the same. They are: Meat
and/or Fish, Ground Egusi, Palm (red) Oil, Salt,
Maggi (preferably Know cubes), Stock Fish
(optional), Green Vegetables (Ugu, Spinach or
processed bitterleaf), Onions, Seasoning (Onga &
curry powder), Water, Dawa-Dawa a.k.a Locust
Bean (optional), Pepper (fresh or dried), Crayfish
(recommended).



I am going to briefly tell you how I personally
prepare this soup.


WARNING: I am a guy, my method may not be the
best. Please refer to your Grand-Mother for more
advice (LOL) .


Since it doesn’t take long for this soup to be
prepared, I first season and boil the meat &
stock-fish, to soften them.


Next, empty the meat & stock-fish into a
container so that the cooking pot is empty. Then
dry the pot and pour in the appropriate amount
of Palm Oil. When hot, pour in the fish and fry it
(i.e. if you are using Iced-Fish). After frying the
fish, take them out of the oil into a plate; they’ll
be re-united with the soup later. If you’re using
meat only, it’s not advisable to fry it; you can do
that when cooking stew.



Now that you’re done with the meat or fish, fry
the onions and the powdered Egusi for just 1
minute (Egusi gets burnt easily). Add a little salt
(while still frying the egusi and onions), then, stir
it constantly and do not fry it at the highest level
of your stove or gas-cooker! Infact, the other
method of cooking Egusi soup does not involve
frying it, so just do it mildly. Pour water to it
immediately the 1 minute frying is done.



Make sure the amount of water you just poured
in gives a fairly thick mixture (not too thick nor
watery). Add your Maggi, pepper, seasoning,
cray-fish, dawa-dawa (remember, it’s optional),
then pour in the fried fish and/or meat & stock-
fish, then cover the pot and allow it to boil for
like 5 minutes or so (Egusi soup should not take
too much time cooking). Next, add a little more
water if necessary, then check the level of salt,
seasoning and pepper and add more of them as
required. Allow for another 1 minute.



Finally, put in your chopped vegetable(s) and
turn-off the stove or cooker after 30 seconds of
doing that. This is so the vegetables don’t turn
yellow. The whole process should take roughly
about 15 minutes, and you have a steaming and
mouth-watering, aroma-ridden pot of delicious
Egusi soup ready to be devoured! Serve it with
any of these: Akpu (called Santa by most
students), Garri, Pounded-Yam , Tuwo (made from
powdered corn), Semovita or Amala (made from
yam peels that is dried and ground).



How do you prepare your Egusi soup? We’d love
to know. Drop your comments below.


Also, which of these do you prefer to accompany
your Egusi soup: Akpu, Garri, Amala, Semovita,
Pounded-Yam or Tuwo? Feel free to share and,
see you next time. Gotta go chow…


SOURCE::: http://onlineshopping-productreviews..nl/2015/09/nigerian-foods-egusi-soup-how-to-cook.html

Bro...next time dont use vegetables, just use Oziza leaf...men u go bite ur finger, the aroma alone can cause accident on the road.

jemir000:
we need to teach this bubu of a guy a lesson...

what's their business with what happens in our land?

They use their groundnut money on themselves, then try to tell us how we should do with our oil..

Why can't he make the refineries legal and let the boys employ themselves..

But no, he doesn't want to see that happen...Even the ogoni cleanup is still on paper..This man doesn't mean well for south south..

Anyway, he should enjoy it while it lasts...

When we are ready for him, he will know that an abo.ki is fit just for cattle rearing and nothing else...

Exactly my mind...why not make the illegal refinery legal. So we have guys who can build refinery and we have been helpless for years. Shame on Nigerian Govt

mclechelle:
impossible in Uyo but yes in Aba

Yes you can use a dish to track ctl if you can locate the focal lenght with the downconverter. The freezing you are experiencing could be reduced to zero with a very good down converter anyway.

babalola2010:
My so called girlfriend used to come my syd twice in a week & we do av sex almost everytime , d funniest part is dat whenever i tell her dat I dnt feel lyk avin sex - she will start accusing me dat av been seeing some1 else & moreover whenever we do indulge in our sexual activities , she hardly get tired and if I do complain dat am tired dat will bring up another argument -so I alwayz try to please her which is affecting my health inwardly , I used to avoid her whenever she makes d attempt of passing d night in my auz cos I dey fear say I may nt wake up alive in d following day , my problem wit dis girl is dat she won't just let me b , always stalking me , plz I need some1 to give me a FORMAT to make dis girl change her wayz cos she just too fond of sex . Although I do love her bt na dis sex b d WAHALA

This is when a girl loves you more, you go know say men's testosterone na joke. The girl will be ready to make love to you 10 x a day. The only solution is to put her in family way, and her head go cool down.

This topic is scary men...some guys wey dey plan to marry self go suspend am.

Ranchhoddas:
you be ode...so if robbers attack you or your ship sinks the money goes back to CBN.Our country is finished.

If you fast foward your brain small, you go understand. You know some of you 9ja arts students don't think further reason, why Africa is backward.