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Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Shares "Biafra Liberation Army" Video by Medicalstudent: 8:34am On Oct 13, 2023
Dialpad:
Pity those guys .... when they unleash operation python dance, they start crying
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Politics / Re: Abati Counters Rufai Oseni On Live TV by Medicalstudent: 4:01am On Sep 09, 2023
Throwback:


Your work to desensitise Yorubas who fell for Igbo propaganda is well appreciated.

You are inadvertently ensuring that in any future election, Peter Obi would never achieve the kind of non-Igbo support he achieved in 2023.

I am the last that would be decieved by Igbo propaganda.
At least now your uncle don win ,you dey buy Ur own fuel@N80 per litre abi?
Politics / Re: Rufai Oseni Clashes With Jesutega Onokpasa On Live TV by Medicalstudent: 5:48pm On Sep 07, 2023
fnep2smooth:
Failed nation..... All those people supporting this bad government are living below UN standard. But here on Nairaland they live like King and Queen but in reality they are low life MFK
Oh really? But I thought jagaban's supporters have their tickets they use to buy a litre of fuel at N80, free transport, regular power and water supply. Also I had they're provided with special security for their safety.
Crime / Re: Bishop Felix Okpara And The 16-Year-Old Girl He Defiled (Audio Chat) by Medicalstudent: 1:46pm On Jul 29, 2022
PandoraObi:
BISHOP Felix OKPARA, is that not an Igbo BISHOP that might be shouting Obidient on the pulpit, one of the yusless so called BISHOPS that are supporting Pandora Peter Obidient, the same BISHOP will also be part of those that will condemn Bishops that attended shettima unveiling, Yusless set of criminals
Bro U sure ur not one of Shettima,s bishops
Romance / Re: Sex: This Is What Men Think About Mostly!!! by Medicalstudent: 3:03pm On May 24, 2022
Islandlady:
Seriously! Sex is what most men think about everyday of their life! Men think about sex all day long undecided even the so called redpillars

Most times, I'd have different male friends I wish to remain good friends with but all they will be thinking about is how to have sex with me, too bad embarassed

It is not unnatural or preposterous. In as much as men should apply caution, neverthe less, their biological clock has been programmed to keep and maintain the principle of "go yea into the world and multiply". Any day men become lazy and less concerned about sex,then their would be a great tendency for human de-population in the face of the earth. But men shld tame their libido after all

Men pls think about something else apart from sex!!! T for thanks grin
Family / Re: My Stingy Elder Brother by Medicalstudent: 10:07am On May 23, 2022
This one will never make it in life

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Family / Re: Chimerism & DNA: How True Is This Condition? by Medicalstudent: 3:29am On Mar 15, 2022
afonjabreed:
I was going through the internet like I do every night when I came across this write up.
Is this phenomenon true?
To what extent can it be proven?
How common is it?


'DNA is really so crazy. Have y'all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband? When he got a DNA test done, the results determined he wasn't the father.
The mother insisted he was the dad so much so that they repeated the test numerous times. The results remained the same, so the couple got divorced and the man refused to be in the child's life.

It later came out that based off the DNA results, he wasn't the father but the uncle of the child. Which was impossible because he was an only child. After a more extensive DNA test, they found out the husband was actually a chimera, which essentially means he had a twin brother that he ate in utero, essentially absorbing his DNA.

So basically the unborn twin brother was the father, even though the husband bore the child.'

Yes...but for women that will be start thinking of taking their engine for servicing and maintenance, the road is not yet clear because in chimerism,there are two distinct types of DNA or more. There should be more number of DNA,not one.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Britain Will Go To War With Russia If Putin Attacks NATO - Sajid Javid by Medicalstudent: 3:17am On Mar 15, 2022
Comradewhy:

That's not hell,I mean the one with fire.

Oh...u already no d place nah.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Britain Will Go To War With Russia If Putin Attacks NATO - Sajid Javid by Medicalstudent: 7:38pm On Mar 14, 2022
Comradewhy:

The hell is here already,once you die you get buried nothing else.
Stop stressing yourself over nothing,show me where the hell is,let me pay the place a visit.
It is at no 3 sambisa forest avenue.
Travel / Re: How To Get Asylum In Germany by Medicalstudent: 12:19am On Mar 08, 2022
gaby:


I no sure say your papa don meet your mummy when I japa sef...

I dey give you tori wey go help your life according to your request you dey form google.

Oya, go meet your google na cheesy

Oga e don do nah ..You just dey vex like FFK
Travel / Re: How To Get Asylum In Germany by Medicalstudent: 11:09pm On Mar 07, 2022
[quote author=gaby post=110839523]

So, you knew about Google all this while but decided to come here to ask how to " chop Aduro"...

Enjoy yourself...[/quotu
U be my guy o....u no wan come support Ukraine for fight. U fit follow dat way japa leave naija for bubu make im chop am
Travel / Re: How To Get Asylum In Germany by Medicalstudent: 10:50pm On Mar 07, 2022
gaby:


I no know " google" oh...
then Google "Google"
Travel / Re: How To Get Asylum In Germany by Medicalstudent: 10:40pm On Mar 07, 2022
gaby:


Lol

Oya make I help you formulate tori...

Tell dem say na you reveal the secret to MNK say the original Bubu don kpai say na Jubril from Sudan come dey rule Nigeria.

As DSS come arrest MNK na him come confess to them say na you tell am the tori so dem come begin look for you all over the country until you come find yourself for Ukraine.

Dem must ask you how you take reach Ukraine, just tell dem say you no know. If dem too question you to give dem response just tell dem say na Horse you use enter.

If dem ask you say where the horse dey, just tell dem say Putin seize the horse na him e dey siddon on top without shirt dey threaten Ukraine.

Tell dem say as Putin collect your horse with ogboju eye na, you no fit follow am argue na so you jejely begin trek enter Hungary but when hungry wan finish you there na him you run enter Germo.

Tell dem say make dem save your life abeg.

As you dey give dem all these tori, you better maintain yourself and keep a straight face. If you go laugh na you sabi...work don tear be dat.

I wish you well bro...make I send my account number?

Thanks,but Bro, abeg just Google "word salad", and tell me what it means
Travel / How To Get Asylum In Germany by Medicalstudent: 9:33pm On Mar 07, 2022
Urgent! Urgent! Urgent!
Please I am about to leave Ukraine for Hungary,then to Germany principally because of the war. Please I need ideas from the experienced gurus in the house � on the do,s and don't s that will help me to gain asylum and proper documents to stay in Germany. Please stick strictly to the topic. Thanks.
Romance / Re: I'm In A Fix... HELP ME! by Medicalstudent: 1:42pm On Mar 02, 2022
;Dthis guy...
Exkandayee:
Dis one na story porn,as I'm reading my dickk was ticking, before the end,is fully erect, I'm begging my dickkk to calm down that is just a story..not babe
Romance / Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Medicalstudent: 10:34am On Feb 21, 2022
Means u,ll be very careful and observant about the grandmother and great grandmother because it's very much likely the grandmother will be looking early 30's,the great grandmother; late 30's.
Romance / Re: My Dick Is Too Small I’m Ashamed Of Having Sex by Medicalstudent: 1:57am On Feb 19, 2022
What yo guys don't know is that p*sy has different sizes aswell. You as a man have to look for a corresponding size of p""y that will match ur p*n*s. Look for a tighter one. If u don Gerrit , forgerrabourit
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Her Dogs' Birthday, Wears Matching Outfits With Them (Pix) by Medicalstudent: 10:50am On Feb 18, 2022
Lol...you stood with them
Romance / Re: Masturbation Is One Hell Of An Addiction by Medicalstudent: 7:19am On Feb 17, 2022
If you want to fight masturbatory practice. Figure out that aspect of your life that is always negatively affected,then think of how a better human you wld have been without masturbation,no be person go tell to japka. Me na when I go come school, others go dey answer questions for class up and down,me my body go dey like person wey drink sleeping tablet,my head go dey feel light,my sight blurry,I can't even answer questions to teachers satisfaction, sometimes they will just embarrass me. Omo no be person tell me say mek I respect myself. U won't even need a motivational speaker to talk to u if u can figure the exact inconvenience masturbation causes to u and ur body. Wish I all good luck in ur bid to say no to masturbation. Congrats in advance.

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Romance / Re: Masturbation Is One Hell Of An Addiction by Medicalstudent: 10:18pm On Feb 16, 2022
Omo..that nonesense go drain ur memory like where ur data dey drain where u dey download Nigerian movie.That thing go do u,u go read finish,ur head no go retain one thing.

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