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Before I have sex with anybody I make sure there's a camera in the room. I just position my laptop which I carry around everywhere anyways for my cryptotrading and put on the webcam while the browser is on so that it will stealthily record, then I save in a gigantic hard drive. Never trust a daughter of eve.

Emerald04:
last time I check, it wasn't you that I quoted, My message maybe way rude, but damn, the girl I'm even talkin to, understand the message I'm trying to pass. so kindly get the Bleep outta my DM.

Lol you must be very delusional.. Is nairaland romance section your DM boy? Pls go get the help u need

Lol pls in all you do, don't allow your breasts to settle down before you.

Emerald04:
You should be between 23 to 26?
I'm not surprise B, you're still in your wh*re... ing stage. Go for the new guy. Once he drilled your hole for good three month, you gon meet another guy, the feel what you got for the formal is just infatuation. Then the circle continue like that till you're almost 30.
I'm assuring you, you won't be needing our advice then, cos your brain will automatically be back to factory reset.

I don't understand your annoyance... Is it your hole? Is the hole yours? Does the hole belong to you? Do you belong to the whole? Haba. Who knows maybe the pastors son is always on the mountain praying for corona to end and this daughter of eve has other ideas as per the cold weather. Pls let her make her choices.

Let me talk about financial standards. You all want a man that will be extravagant, throw parties, buy all the buyables and all that. A man that earns a lot of money and has a lot of money and also willing to spend a lot of money while u lots, well nothing really to write home about. Things is there are only 3 categories of men that can do that at boyfriend level.

Men with no sense of responsibility to self and to family.

Men with ill gotten wealth

Men with inherited wealth.

The standard of men Nigerian women want therefore becomes stupid men, thieves and scammers, and men from wealthy, not even rich homes. That's it.

Ask your self, how many of these men are in Nigeria? Wake the fvck up.

ModestGal:
Yes babe, don't ever date guys that would give you children that won't be pretty

This one is stupidity to the moon and back.

Ordinary a job of 50$ a month, the politicians want to be given slots. They should give them sluts join na.

Rich4god:
Jokes apart... If Nigeria wants to take this bandits heads on... Number to number, personnel to bandits, without the help of air force, then it might take the mobilization of the entire Nigeria Army to be able to face them. The only advantage we have as a nation is the airforce power, without which winning the war against bandits will be difficult.
It may surprise you to know that these guys are almost in every state of Nigeria, hiding in forest. If you have any friend who is a mopol, ask him to tell you what happened in one of the villages in Niger state around march this year. Mopols across Nigeria especially from Kano were mobilised for a mission to fish out bandits in one of the villages in Niger state. Few days later, where the mopols camped came under heavy attacksl by these same bandits numbering over 500. The came on bikes, and unleash terror on them and the mopols suffered heavy casualty. I lost about two mopol friends in that attack. Funny enough, the govt nor media didn't talk about it. Every one acted as if all is well.

These bandits keeps getting stronger both in terms of weapons and number. Most of the kidnapping and robberies going on on our highways are been perpetrated by them. The proceeds from this evil mission are not used to buy cars, they are not used to buy houses or get married. They are used to buy more weapons and recruit more hands. And with the level of unemployment been faced by the neighboring countries of northern Nigeria, it means enough foot soldiers for them. And despite all these issues, the presidency is still bent on giving visa on arrival to these guys. The presidency can't give a matching order to out their influx in place. Even governor Ganduje have called in the FG to put a ban on movement of herdsmen into Nigeria from other countries.

One thing I have noticed is that these bandits are out to wreck havoc on the entire nation. And from the look of things, it's like the will succeed as they are using "divide and fight" method to defeat us. When the attack the north, the south see it as a problem of the north. Then when the attack the south, miyetti Allah will spring up and start defending them. Now the south sees miyetti Allah as a northern body, making it seem as if the north are behind the attack. This is the tool they use to bring division between the north and the south. That way, both region can't present a common front to fight their enemy.

Very correct. The bolded na my greatest fear and there seems to be no stopping them.

Men need to be careful with these deranged and bitter things. Why exactly would u call this bitter leaf when there are other millions that will jump upon u before u say jack provided u smell nice.

Arrewa:
free your mind from hatred and bigotry!

You are a well known fanatic here on Nairaland that is always scouting for any negative news from any part of the Northern state to post on Nairaland because you know that it must surely hit the front page.

That Gov masari made the mistake of negotiating with bandit for the betterment of his people and for everlasting peace without shedding of blood which leter failed doesn't make him a bad governor.

His intentions were Genuine... Even American government do negotiate with terrorists to achieve peace and save lives.

Posting his pictures negotiating with bandit to castigate and reducule the north is now becoming childish.

There's no day you people won't publish negative news about the the north in other to have something negative to talk about the north

Stop deceiving yourself...

Peace has fully returned back to kastina villages and zamfara villages, People are living their normal lives.

All these attacks have been happening in in villages close to forests which is a soft target.

Borno villages is also yet to be free from Bokoharam attacks.

Stop making it look as if the killings is all over the northern states.

North is not a state but a region.

We have 15 core northern state....

Our of these 15 northern state we only have 4 state that is affected by insecurity.

Kastina village, southern kaduna, Borno villages, zamfara is now almost free

Raccon you are the only person here on Nairaland that is always scouting for negative news about the north online just to post it on Nairaland cos you that it will surely hit the front page.

They has been killing in Anambra lately... Your people have been killing each other over two hectare of land.... But I never see you comment about the issue

Na northern matter you carry for head like Gala.

Free your mind from hatred and bigotry

When Arewa consortium warned the Igbos, the true sons and daughters of God called by HIS name to flee from the northern region and never come back, they expected that these bandits they're brewing and growing will wage war against the children of God in the north but now it's a different story.

The United States Govt negotiating with terrorists in the far middle east because by and large it's cheaper than having to use taxpayers money to move military warfare across continents and you're using it to justify a callous and brainless govt which negotiates with sewer rats terrorists operating just one fence away from the govt house. You all are unbelievable but make una wait for the anarchy that's looming. Why not say u.s govt is negotiating with terrorists operating in Wall Street or in Delaware or in Cincinnati. Nonsense and Clueless nothing Nigeria

Razzness:
If only banditry was treated with the same urgency as covid-19.

Which covid-19 was treated urgently? By locking down when infection was less than 100 a day and replacing it when infection grew up to 600 a day?

Haha , the government don loot all the donations and everything. Now the public hospitals can't continue testing and somebody like u is expected to pay 50k for test not minding your dead meat business has been closed for a long long time.

tightpussy156:
@op be honest if there is any fixes.i bought a clean EOD February for 750k,a.c na cold room,gearbox was ok,engine sound after 1wk of purchase gearbox start develop fault, compressor started problem,over heat an some fault.it was just as if the fault was there before but it was not steady.it use to come an go before owner sold it.if not such thing don't suppose to occur one week of purchase.i later got tired of the car and sold it for 300k.i lost 450k after spending some cool cash for maintenance.total money I lost will be about 570k.that why sometime one have to be careful in buying cars once the seller is honest you are good to go.so op kindly tell me the fault because ur car look clean straight.

Best thing is to buy abused car from the owner and not an agent. The owner will be honest enough to afford u luxury of full inspection and payment once satisfied. Most of these car agents are liars and mere looking at this corolla advertised here u can see signs of abuse but agent is calling it buy and drive all at 1.25m. Nigerians don't use cars, they abuse it, be careful next time.

Lucyspa:
Well, all i know is that i NEVER want to encounter or be with someone like my dad. NEVER and by the way, we still practised a traditional family setting cos my mum still did everything including all the CHORES all by her self. Sometimes, i sit and wonder how she did all these and i know that it can never be me. I would have left a long time ago without my children. My mum is so strong and i hope i will finally complete the book am writing about her. The worst that could ever happen to any woman of African descent is bad marriage because they will the ones to pain whatever shit that comes their way. Most Nigerian women are trying. I am really hoping that i get out of this country and find me a white responsible dude i can marry and that my beautiful kids would look up to.

I can't imagine some men not living up to their expectations. I grew up in an environment where my dad gave his all for all of us and it helped gimme a good headstart for my dreams. He paid my fees in school till 6th year while I took over for the remaining 2 yrs. Now he started building a bigger house for us 4 boys so that when we start getting married we will live there with our wives. I know say na to keep all of us 4 brilliant boys busy and financially prudent till the house is completed and not even to live there.

This is quite different for some ladies I've met. For some their dad left everything and absconded. God bless those women with long life and good health, it's never easy. I even heard a classical case where I just concluded the man was bewitched, I couldn't imagine it. My dad is not very perfect, had his flaws, one or two side chicks from his job as a banker in a top position. In all however he was a solid solid dad that put his family first and I'm proud of him. He's not very much of a talker but everything we expected from him, he automatically made them available. From school, feeding, housing, everything.

Men need to be men and I will always be a man, a shoulder and a pillar
Let angels guide your quest please.

P.S. These 2 sewer rats by name Anuoluwa1234 and Ariza when next u both come here to quote me and insult me or talk trash when I'm talking to another I will make sure you both are banned for a decade. You both need serious help

Thank you for this great piece. Men should be men. There's no better way to state these facts. Ever since I woke up to this reality I became a tremendously improved version of myself. When loyalty is bankrupt, wisdom becomes the only currency.

I have issues with the"never date a bro ex". What if it's a babe they're just passing around? In my undergraduate days I had this tight friend we share sane birthday and birth year. He's into women big time and he will always snap naked women in his room and send to me with user manual on how to get them over too. Some I caught, some I didn't.


Unless u can say the code is exempted because he wasn't romantically involved with them anyways just a fling. The last one took me long time to bed and it took him just weeks for which I concluded that women love lies and bad guys.

This leads me to another bro code.

When a Casanova bro wants to help his non-cassanova bro get laid, he sends him a user manual.

kiddkash:
that is measles and whitlow

Woaahhhh

[quote author= post=91190287]This criminal is still pained the way Tinubu the Kingmaker (against all odds) sent him and his Ineffectual buffon packing, despite BILLIONS of dollars they used to rig the election via Dasuki the human ATM machine!

Jagaban himself, the nightmare of PDP and its thieving gangs who took our darling nation 100 years back.

Mofos everywhere!

Get ready for 2023 Prof Yemi Osinbajo, the next president of our darling nation...BGG.

God bless Nigeria.[/quote]Hehe someone just received 30k from NPower for subscription, junk feeding and tithe to prevent illhealth

Pedophiles deserve death penalty. I do not think I will allow any man or woman that nonces my minors to be alive and witness the courtroom. I will take them out no questions asked no news on TV.

Lucyspa:
Almost everything.

That means ur dad was not up and doing but in a traditional family setting, these are the man's call. You're wrong when u said "most" women do that. These are fundamentally what we mean when we say a man has to be the man of his home but when a man is lost, can't find his way out except maybe just knows how to get women (women love this kind of men then complain later) it's a rare exception.

Ariza:
Oga alaye o kun agbon. Just calm down and wait. Till then....

No vernacular here. Only English.

U be Yoruba self, no wonder

The worst part is all these demented freaks way be useless boys need not see the person picture self. Once they see "f" at the username, they're all hoorrny running to comment and dm with erect penis. Lol

Lol once girl post like that delectablegyal you see them run in with their erect penis writing nonsense. This one got me aswear hahahah..this very delectablegyal go don get thousands of emails from these useless boys since she's talking about sex and nonsenses hehehe she be real deal but all na load of shit.

Ariza:
I hope by the time I dish you your own question you won't run to the mods on realizing how "non derogatory" it is. Parents wey dey rest their heads jejely , you will be dragging them here and you see nothing wrong in it.

Nonsense!

I don't even know what your problems are. Wait till when I ask you questions then maybe you can throw your non-derogatory conjectures abi na remarks at them. But u have to wait till I ask you. Don't come when I ask another person, it will only make u appear silly. I hope you find peace within u to sleep. She said all those challenges facing men in their homes are inconsequentials as because women also do them and I asked how many has does her mum do and this little girl no go allow me rest.

Anuoluwa1234:
Shut the hell up, you are blurting nonsense.

I'm not sure who you're referring to but...

Ariza:
Don't worry, someday you will get same non derogatory question that will make you cross examine your own family and give appropriate answers. Then we will have to visit this again.

I don't know why some of you find it easy to drag people's parents on Nl. Most especially guys. Haa!

Why do you have problems with my input? Are you a witch? Pls whatever that helps you sleep tonight.

Ariza:
Must you bring in her mother to make a point?

Nawa ooooo

Pls I didn't expect you of all to quote me, kindly read my input and pass just like I would read yours and pass. I asked my question in the most non-derogatory manner as possible so she could cross-examine her own family and answer if she wants. I don't know why you have problems with that.

Vickho6:
How can this kind statement come out from a responsible father.... He's a shame to fatherhood...

Your name said it all,, bulldog begat upcoming prostitute....


Maybe d prostitute stuff is heridetry in their lineage

If your daughter says she wants to be a prostitute, what will you do? Kill her?

You brought this on your self. Can you just listen to yourself? You supported her in her hard times for what intents and purposes? Come to think of it you're even petty. "I know you've enjoyed his dick well". This is inconsequential. You borrowed money to give her and now u don't use your account anymore because the loan is still hanging in. While u were helping her you had no means of damage control. You were blinded by stupid nonexistent love.

salisuammy:
Most women do all of the above and even more

How many of these did your mother do?

kiddkash:
have your child been vaccinated for measles?


from my medical experience, that is measles

Measles goes with intense fever. Are you sure about this? Measles do not just stop at dermatological manifestations.