₦airaland Forum

mainman7:
[b]One igbo guy told me that they are intentionally manipulating BokoHaram to ensure that they continue killing pple in the North to reduce their Numbers; voters. Are the truly innocent Northerners being massacred not Nigerians? Did they tell GOD that they wanted to be born in the Northern? Those born as igbos, did they tell GOD that they wanted to be born into igbo family? I wonder why igbos are so SENSELESSLY Myopic! I was so negatively wowed that I couldn't close my mouth for a while. So, they encouraged and ensured the lackadaisical and lassivaire tackling of BokoHaram then, to encourage the killing of Northerners just to perpetuate their stealing is not corruption? Also, they were controlling the military and making so much Blood Money by ensuring that enormous money and massive security votes are constantly being chunked out by the Govt. igbos controlled the military then and were profiting so much from BokoHaram slaughtering of innocent pple; GOD shall judge all of u making blood money. [/b]
Suddenly just before election and because they wanted to convince Nigerians, they started defeating the hitherto "invincible" BokoHaram and taking back territories. I've always wondered why the mighty Nigerian Military has pretended to be unable to crush the Boko boys all THESE WHILE. Simple, igbo are the most evil pole on planet earth!

Mr, go and take your drugs and leave commenting for sane minds.

Yeah! "Game of thrones". And if they succeed in winning the election, they will this time triple the fees. Government deceiving Nigerians since 97BC.

Was he thinking through his anus when he sky-rocketed the fees initially? Refund ko, students' interest ni.

Jeez! Do people still do self service? WTF! What is David Mark waiting for? The senate needs to pass the NSS bill (no-self-service).

AllBusiness:
My Advise For Mr Clueless Otuoke Ebele Azikiwe Osita Okechukwu Jonathan

If you know the above name, tell him to stop wasting his time and Nigeria money because he can never win the following STATES in Nigeria.


(1)KANO
(2)BORNO
(3)BAUCHI
(4)KOGI
(5)OSUN
(6) JIGAWA
(7)KATSINA
(ADAWAMA
(9)NIGER
(10)GOMBE
(11)TARABA
(12)YOBE
(13)KWARA
(14)NASSARAWA
(15)KEBBI
(16)ZAMFARA
(17)KADUNA
(18)FCT

My dear president Otuoke Goodluck JoNothing, the above listed states will definitely vote for Buhari, so stop dreaming and stop wasting your time and Nigeria money.

Remember we also have state like LAGOS, OGUN, ONDO, BENUE, PLATEU, EKITI, AND OYO. Remember also we are going to share RIVERS and EDO STATE with you, the reason why I did not include those states among the 18 STATES is because I am 900.99% sure that you can only get 30% / 40% in those few STATES, but those STATES above the highest you can only get 20%.

CONCLUSION: If you like, postpone election till December 2015 and visit Songo, Obatala, Shopono, Lakaye oshimole, e.t.c, you will not win this election even with rigging. Mark my word.

Chai! This one don drink scatter.

agabusta:
See this one oh. To the white man he is just another funny accent English speaker just like the Yoruba man, igbo man and other Africans.

Ok. You mean like Prof. Wole Soyinka or Chimamanda Adichie?

jingh:
Seriously did u just type dat

Lol....i dey come. Let me google it and check whether i did.

jingh:
Na my ex bf friend get am.
Am nt lying

Hahahahahaha. Lwkmdh. Aunty abeg wake up oo, na 10:30 a.m be this oo.

Ladies shaa, dem too like better thing.

dammytosh:
So you have contributed to the post ?

When you stop being partisan or petty, you will engage your brain and think twice before you post.

Pending that time,


Receieve temporary brain to function in Jesus Name !

And this makes you any better? Mtchewww! Some people claiming what they can never be even if given a millenium.

Receive your own temporary sense first.

dammytosh:
This Jonathan enh ?

Even after the leaked controversial conversation, he still presented Obanikoro as Minister and somebody says GEJ till 2019.

Who does that ?

In a sane environment, President will stay clear of any form of controversy. Extremely dumb move

Like Obasanjo said, he is just reigning and not ruling.

I am surprised that up till now, some people are still not seeing why the best destination for him is Otuoke.

I weep for this country if GEJ has to stay for another 4 years.

Lol....You'd better order in advance for a 10ft tall consignment of handkerchiefs only because weeping for the next 4 years is no mean feat.

Molz:
QUOTING ME IS MORE SENSELESS.... YOU KNOW?

Lol.....and even more pathetic still is your continued ignorance to your already obvious senseless statement.

LastProphet:
See what home video has done to the psyche of Ibo people?

Indeed, common sense is really not that common. So it's only igbos that school in FUTO? Keep on parading stupidity with reckless abandon.

bebe2:
*ignored*

Ok.

bebe2:
IgBo pple and their *********

Dat day na miracle river , now na miracle tree.

Make una dey use sense naaahhhh

Hmmm! Na wa oo. People always claiming to be smarter than their dull brains are only to end up exhuming sheer senselessness. See your own sense nah. So na only igbo people dey school for FUTO? Abeg try and get sense first before looking out for who to advise same.

Molz:
All this ignorant igbo students sef....
acting foolish sice 1960

Most senseless comment of the century.

doctokwus:
Beautiful and bold editorial from the punch.
This is no time for every right thinking Nigerian to sit on the fence.GEJ is hell bent on hanging on to power by all means and at whatever cost.
Its time Nigerians make him aware we are all aware of his schemes and won't stand for it.
As it even stands,GEJ cannot win any kind of legitimacy again because having shown his hands and cards early,if per any chance or scheming he is returned as winner in the election,rightly or wrongly, it wud be viewed as having been rigged and thus a blood letting worse than that of 2011.
There are 2 safe options for GEJ and Nigeria now:
-GEJ steps down from contesting the elections and thus restores any dignity he still has.
-The elections are made as transparently free and fair as possible and GEJ accepts the inevitable defeat that awaits him.
Otherwise,having miscalculated badly with this move, any outcome that sees GEJ being returned as the winner would be interpreted as a contrived outcome and thus unavoidable turmoil.

Keep on dreaming. By the time you wake up, it'd have already been far past dawn.
Turmoil ko, turmfat ni.

Chai! Na wa oo. What a young and handsome guy. May God accept the brave soul of Captain Oni. He fought for us all! He was killed by Boko Haram on Sunday in Maiduguri while standing firm to protect the city. He fought galantly for the peace, security and tranquility of this nation.

Chai! Anyways, he died a heroic death. God surely won't allow this course he laboured and lost his life for to go unfulfilled. RIP a true and galant Nigerian soldier.

free2ryhme:



hope patience Jonathan kiss is the result of this theoretical jargon





Only idiots will contemplate voting for Mr Jonathan. He is a perfect example of failure!

No. Only cretins will contemplate voting for Buhari. He is forgery and lies personified. Deeply rooted in what he claims to fight against. A hypocrite is more honourable anyday than Buhari.

Cool. Why were you asked to go online and submit? Ain't you a BSC/HND holder in the said field? When's the deadline for the hard copy submission? What job position is on offer?

Please kindly elaborate on this a little more. Thanks.

Hmmm.....what is Oyegun? this one na news?

Zico5:
I pity the future of this country if drastic step is not taking on corruption. I have been saying and will continue, south south and south east will never make good president because of their mentality. These people do not bother about others well being so far they re ok. The best way to move forward is to do all it takes to take the mantle away from their hands or this country will finally bankrupt. They know that the game is up and that is why they re rooting for postponement of election. Even the pressure is on Jega to resign so that Gej can appoint someone he can control. Their forum is already in disarray and they re ready to do all it takes to remain in government.

You are a shameless ethnic bigot. Which set of persons has been ruling this country for the past forty years plus before 2011? What have they achieved if not series of setbacks, crippling the economy and impoverishing the populace? How have their ruling the affairs of this country for well over forty years yielded any dividend of note to this country? People that have failed us for well over forty years still have the guts to criticize others who've spent less than 6 years in what they handled for almost half a century and failed woefully.

Mr, you are indeed a seasoned hypocrite. Next time, if you don't have meaningful contributions to make, sit down and read the contributions of others and learn from them. Mtcheewww!

smilenow:
can't find Open Uni

My dear no mind them jare. How open university that has campuses littered all over the country fails to be there is what i don't know.

I4cu kor, ranking ni. When they mean business we will know.

Infact open uni should be number one. Nationa Open Uni of Nigeria reps joor.

Make una no quote me oo. I dey vex for this una ranking oo.

Not really

THE CHEMICAL REACTIONS OF THE 2015 ELECTIONS

The chemical reaction between conc. PDP and dil. APC has so far against all odds exhibited all forms of chemical reactions yet refused to attain any form of chemical equilibrium.

The (political) chemical reactions kicked off with the DIRECT COMBINATION REACTION of CPC, ACN and ANPP to form the APC. Not long afterwards, the heat applied to the surroundings became so intense and we started witnessing the DECOMPOSITION REACTION of PDP into mPDP and nPDP.

Ever since then, APC has been sccheming and plotting on how to effect a DISPLACEMENT REACTION at the zenith of power. They decided to use amongst their various reactants, GMB/Osinbajo for their targeted displacement reaction. However, there has been so much REDOX REACTION all along between these parties with PDP (in most of the cases), being the most active donor and so massively exhibiting its high electropositivity by donating so freely several valence electrons, and APC, the happy and ready receptor. Yet, none seem to have attained an octet/stable state. (I still wonder why)

COMBUSTION REACTION also has had her fair share of this chemistry as there have been quite a lot of it witnessed in the campaigns with some northern states and Rivers state very prominent in this reaction.

ACID-BASE (NEUTRALIZATION) REACTION has however been the most outstanding reaction thus far with the various attacks and counter-attacks from the two camps fighting for dominance. I no sabi which camp be the acid and which one be the base shaa oo as none of the two camps has thus far given a sharp result in our LITMUS TEST (though the test continues as we are working so hard to verify).

There has even been the organic aspect of it lately as CATENATION has been occurring between PDP and some less fancied political parties like APGA and Labour Party hence forming long chains of whatever to make them stronger.

LOOOOL.......E no easy o, even for Ezekiel sef. But i see the intrigues and reactions continuing and even getting more volatile till February 14 atleast.

THE CHEMICAL REACTIONS OF THE 2015 ELECTIONS

The chemical reaction between conc. PDP and dil. APC has so far against all odds exhibited all forms of chemical reactions yet refused to attain any form of chemical equilibrium.

The (political) chemical reactions kicked off with the DIRECT COMBINATION REACTION of CPC, ACN and ANPP to form the APC. Not long afterwards, the heat applied to the surroundings became so intense and we started witnessing the DECOMPOSITION REACTION of PDP into mPDP and nPDP.

Ever since then, APC has been sccheming and plotting on how to effect a DISPLACEMENT REACTION at the zenith of power. They decided to use amongst their various reactants, GMB/Osinbajo for their targeted displacement reaction. However, there has been so much REDOX REACTION all along between these parties with PDP (in most of the cases), being the most active donor and so massively exhibiting its high electropositivity by donating so freely several valence electrons, and APC, the happy and ready receptor. Yet, none seem to have attained an octet/stable state. (I still wonder why)

COMBUSTION REACTION also has had her fair share of this chemistry as there have been quite a lot of it witnessed in the campaigns with some northern states and Rivers state very prominent in this reaction.

ACID-BASE (NEUTRALIZATION) REACTION has however been the most outstanding reaction thus far with the various attacks and counter-attacks from the two camps fighting for dominance. I no sabi which camp be the acid and which one be the base shaa oo as none of the two camps has thus far given a sharp result in our LITMUS TEST (though the test continues as we are working so hard to verify).

There has even been the organic aspect of it lately as CATENATION has been occurring between PDP and some less fancied political parties like APGA and Labour Party hence forming long chains of whatever to make them stronger.

LOOOOL.......E no easy o, even for Ezekiel sef. But i see the intrigues and reactions continuing and even getting more volatile till February 14 atleast.

xpac01:
It's very obvious your are jobless bro. Not your fault sha, I blame it on GEJ.

Really? But atleast not as jobless as you who stalk the assumed jobless fela. Grow up kid.

It was just yesterday, i decided to go and chill out in an exclusive lounge. I saw this guy with his sweet looking babe enjoying themselves. Not too long after, in front of them was the waiter with the bill which was about 28k. To my surprise, the girl quickly opened her purse brought out 30k, paid and told the waiter to keep the change (i stared in awe of the girl). After the waiter had left, the guy started asking her "baby why didn't you allow me to take care of the bills"? The girl then said something that impressed me, she actually told the guy that she is not after his money that the only thing she needs from him is his love, care and attention. I was like "OMG! This nigga don hammer. This dude don catch real diamond walahi". I was already getting jealous of the guy and wishing i was this dude when i just heard a voice ''cut! cut!! cut!!! cut!!!! That was the movie director and right behind me was the camera man. It was then I said to myself "okkkkk, so na movie una dey shoot sef, no wonder!! I for say na". Because the last time this kind thing happened for real was in the late 70s during the time of Shagari. Lolzzzz. Nollywood always giving us false hope with women.

But i wonder why the ladies have refused to learn this singular good act from Nollywood. Hmm! God help us with women oo.

It was just yesterday, i decided to go and chill out in an exclusive lounge. I saw this guy with his sweet looking babe enjoying themselves. Not too long after, in front of them was the waiter with the bill which was about 28k. To my surprise, the girl quickly opened her purse brought out 30k, paid and told the waiter to keep the change (i stared in awe of the girl). After the waiter had left, the guy started asking her "baby why didn't you allow me to take care of the bills"? The girl then said something that impressed me, she actually told the guy that she is not after his money that the only thing she needs from him is his love, care and attention. I was like "OMG! This nigga don hammer. This dude don catch real diamond walahi". I was already getting jealous of the guy and wishing i was this dude when i just heard a voice ''cut! cut!! cut!!! cut!!!! That was the movie director and right behind me was the camera man. It was then I said to myself "okkkkk, so na movie una dey shoot sef, no wonder!! I for say na". Because the last time this kind thing happened for real was in the late 70s during the time of Shagari. Lolzzzz. Nollywood always giving us false hope with women.

But i wonder why the ladies have refused to learn this singular good act from Nollywood. Hmm! God help us with women oo.

KoloOyinbo:
Well I read your two attempts at a rejoinder (the second made little sense) but none of them even attempted to address the issue of fake pastors and their nonsense prophesies.

This is quite typical of the standard of a certain type of person here. I don't need to say more on that.

Can you justify these charlatans in AN shape or form?

You've actually made no sense here either. When you do, i'd sure respond.

KoloOyinbo:
Drivel from an uneducated mind that flits everywhere except to justify the false prophesies that were the original point because you cannot do this!

YOU brought up France not me. And you keep referring to it to deflect from your failure to convince anyone of these lies from the mouths of fake pastors..

Now it would be too easy for me to insult you and I don't feel the actual need to even try unlike you who must rush to a foolish and impossible defence of their false human idol and their meaningless utterances.

Sigh. I weep for my beloved Africa if you are an example, but fortunately I know that you are way below the norm.

Of course you've been the one tossing to and fro in your inability to give backbone to your cretinous utterance.

You've chosen to always talk about France/French in every post you come up with since i made mention of being in France. Of course you lack constructive arguments to your claim, hence your foolish hobnobbing with my being in France. Clearly you are hurting but of course you can't do anything about it kid. You tried to deflect the discourse with your claim of "who pays you, why they pay you etc", i discarded the thrash and brought you back to your senses. You tried the trick again with your "going to wherever and acclaimed busy schedule etc", i again threw that to the cleaners. You've always schemed to derail this discourse due to your inability to make and hold intelligent arguments. Your idols would sure be cursing you for being such a FAILURE.

Insult? You are sure as always to get its commesurate when you let one slip. Meanwhile, you can try again to appease your carved and moulded idols.

Hahahaha. Talk about role reversal. Africa surely is the one weeping for you. An african at fi**y-whatever denting her image rather than pronoucing her beauty and glory.

Lmfao!

KoloOyinbo:
Well if the fake pastor wants to justify them ok but I thought I was talking to you. Wow. You are so dumb!

I have substantiate MANY time my position but you lack the intellect to understand.

Lol.....and i thought i was talking to you all these while you kept directing the PROOF to the pastor. Hahahaha! You see how foolish you are? You are indeed such a cretin. I keep telling you, you lack the intellect and logic to make and hold arguements. Gosh! Seriously your imbecility has no equal. It's so so pathetic. Hahahaha. Geez! Did this thing really say he is fifty-n**e?

Lol....you "have substantiate MANY time....." indeed. English! Hahahaha. Trainer abi Teacher. Please which one again? OLODO!

Spew your PROOFS oo. Run around all you want, but you must do that oo. Hahaha!

phransix147:
Only if u know what damage this ur small lie could cause... Look am a christain and come FeBuhari am Voting for Buhari, I was once blinded by religious sentiments like you but the desire for change liberated me... Retrace ur steps! **warning**

hahahaha. Chai! Uncle you can lie ooo.

KoloOyinbo:
Good now you understand the word idol better I am happy you have learned something despite your reluctance to do so!

You possibly struggle to see your hero worship of these fake pastors as what it is!

I know you have visited France and never implied anything other than you as a visitor (legal or illegal ). Why you mentioned it in the first place I don't know for sure - perhaps to give a false impression of travel and experience otherwise lacking in your inane ramblings?

I have justified my statement many times "These 'prophesies' are meaningless - fake!" You just refused to understand.

Sorry it is upsetting you so much. The truth does hurt.

Please come back with some more attempts to insult as they are quite amusing. I can probably manage a reply tomorrow and also one (perhaps two) on Fri but then leave early Sat for Lagos so will be offline for a few days and indeed online only occasionally for the next two weeks.

Please include some more justification attempts for these 'prophesies' or if you really want to entertain some of the 'fulfilled' (heh heh) prophesies from last year.

Good you now can clearly see how you faltered once more with your FRENCH and FRANCE ramblings. It's nice you are trying hard to learn and make corrections. More power to your elbow.

You DEFINITELY struggle to see your UNRESERVED IDOLATORY RIDDEN MIND as what is.

Hahahaha. Now you no longer doubt if i've even been to France? You now KNOW i have visited France. Hahahaha. Your Stupidity surely can never be rivalled.

And i have justified many times that your claims are unproven; purely baseless. You just are dumb to unsettle my discrediting of the poo you spewed out.

Of course i owe you no apology for contending the fallacy you intended spreading. You sure thought you were gonna have one of those your easy sails. The truth does hurt, but no matter how bad you hurt, you'd have to learn to live by it.

Hahahaha. Insults? Of course you know you'd be in for yours should you throw some out. Lol. You really didn't need to preach about your schedules to me. I have my VERY BUSY and TIGHT schedules and have been and still managing them effortlessly. So keep yours to the confinements of your chest, it adds NOTHING here.

Hahahaha. I'm now the one to justify the prophecies? No longer your usual insistence that the pastor should justify them. Lol. Seriously you are such a confused human being, being drifted to and fro like a feather by the wind. Abeg substantiate your accusation that those prophecies as false. "See as this simple thing dey hard you".