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Mitt Romney and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Romney in his chair reached for the aftershave. Romney was quick to stop him saying, No thanks, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Obama and said, 'How about you sir ?' Obama replied,

'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

Gaggi: Very preety chic but her mouth wide small o.

beneezy: Where are these buses gonna ride on?
The roads in Warri and its environs are as bad and bumpy like his head!

Mad Cow: Just incase 'OUTSIDE NIGERIA' where you live is DARFUR or PAPAU NEW GUINEA, Here are more pictures of 'OUTSIDE NIGERIA' people celebrating with cakes;
1. Obama Birthday (P.S: I was there)
[img]http://4.bp..com/_C1iEUG2c9Ks/SnoBeo5ZviI/AAAAAAAAAjE/tHuo2qjMpcE/s400/obamacake.jpg[/img]

2.American Independence Cake
https://images.politico.com/global/2012/07/120704_6_4th_of_july_reut_328_605.jpg

3. United Nations Anniversary Cake
[img]http://www.yokota.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/web/111129-F-PM645-003.jpg[/img]

4. Kim Jon Un
[img]http://jamesboard.files./2012/02/kim-jong-un-cake.jpg?w=627[/img]

5. Funeral Cake
https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/7/30/13/enhanced-buzz-15890-1280510061-0.jpg



[b]_{PS: Cake no get enemy}

chucky234: You are as dumb as your username,idi:ot.

lalaosky: Tiwa Savage is one of Nigeria’s most talented singers and songwriters.That she is beautiful is no news. She is an embodiment of sexiness and has a captivating aura and personality. Until recently Tiwa Savage had not been linked romantically with anyone, except if you count the rumoured -but - vehemently-denied relationship with Mavin Records boss Don Jazzy.

Is that is about to change? The Mavin first lady was seen at the Elite Model Look 2012 recently held in Lagos in company of her beau Manager Tee Billz, and the pair looked like an Item – eye witnesses say they both stepped
on the red carpet in style as they posed for photographs. Tiwa is usually alone on the red carpet so it really was a big deal this time, since she had company, as all attention quickly shifted to the couple, and the cameramen kept clicking away.

Tiwa Savage and her manger Tee Billz seemed to enjoy all the attention, and he may have used that opportunity to pass on
a message as she planted a soft kiss on Tiwa’s cheek, whose face lit up instantly. We’re told they did not spend a moment away from each other during the event and the after party. Is this a confirmation of what many have been suspecting? Or just an innocent PDA between two people who work very closely and are fond of each other? We’re eager to find out!

http://thenetng.com/news/tiwa-savage-and-manager-in-public-display-of-affectionare-they-officially-dating/