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Most Nigerian girls no be am.
They love easy life. Criminals!!!

GeneralZodd:
Abeg wetin I do Bolt, Then don block my account. I was planning to hit 6Ok today and meet up with 50 trips promo, then run block am. Na wa O! Which kind wahala be this for this New year. Nah to switch to INDriver and Uber continue work.

They no dey fear o. Even ur battery dey 100% and they still get moral block am.

They should have kept the rating at 4.0 or 3.5.
Driving mad people in Lagos no easy o.

yommie007:
Dru23 is who you're looking for... be sure to state the type..... 5w30 abi w20?

Hmmn! U wan detonate bomb this early 2022.
Reverse ur car few pages and u will see caveat emptor on Felicity0001 from dru23.

AyeMoJuba:
Hello @ all,
I need a car to be used for Bolt Transport service urgently. I am a complete gentleman who is levelheaded. A man of his words who has the penchant for keeping to promises and agreement.
kindly reach out to me on 08161116238 if you have a car for hire purchase to be used on Bolt transport service.
I live around Ogba, Lagos.

Thanks in anticipation.

In the beginning....

Dru23 is back. This thread don miss u.

peeps4u:
You are new here but you came here with coined names Uberian and Boltarian for the pilots?

You are a legend already

He even added cone head

As person complained about Bolt not giving bonus for some time, bolt agents, staff, eagle eyes wey full here, go do one thing one thing and bonus surfaced.
Hmmm! I dey fear this thread.


E be like Uche na registered member here o.

Who I go dash the bonus? This people no wan make we flex now and work later.

Ur car is celebrating Xmas with those Xmas lights. Leave am till January. Abi no wan make ur car enjoy too?

Musty4ahmed1:
Thanks for sharing your experience. I intend to travel from Abuja to Benin on 24th Dec with my Toyota camry 2001. I serviced my car a month a go, it just covered about 800km after the servicing, I don't intend to change the oil, hope I will be fine with it. Tnx

If I were u.... Travel on 25th. Most people want to stay at home and eat rice and chicken with alcohol. 24th, many will travel to catch up to flex on 25th.

BAZ001:
Dis season Na serious season no time for distraction at all.
No argument
No fighting or getting angry

Once I hear where are you ?
I just no it’s a block head [/b]rider but will wait to see [b]if it’s hollow or solid ?

Me: I’m at the gate
Rider : are you at the gate ?
Me: yes I’m at d gate
... no problem I can keep repeating d answer to their stupid question untop 1.9 surge.

U like trouble ooooo

Comrades!! See una next year. I don hang boot today after inspection. River Niger is calling ..... 3months plus in the hustle worth it. E dey pain me as I dey hang boot. Well, January is around the corner.
Wishing u all a bountiful season. Make out time for family... Married or single ( u still get family).



Next yr we move!!
GUO transport calling..... Me responding by wknd.

agoodman:
Hi guys. I use a 2008 Honda Accord which I got toks two months ago. I serviced it 3 weeks ago with Mobil 1 and engine oil life is already at 50 percent just under 3 weeks. I want to know if I can reset it back to 100 percent when it gets to 20 percent because Mobil 1 is expensive and I can't be servicing the car with Mobil 1 every two months.

This is the reason I question those oil rating and oil change interval. Those oils are damn expensive in this part of the world. And Honda requires u change @3000km (by then oil percent is @ 5%). Then u are expected to Change the oil again?
Na wa o.
@Dru23, what do u have to say considering extended oil mileage/performance?
Can one neglect the oil reminder? ASsuming one decides to use extended Mobil 1, 5w20 or whatever.

Felicity0001:
Oga just go and get ur drivers license, if you already have a car just carry am enter road.
Press the pedal on your right feet t9 move while the gear is on D then press the
left pedal to break, slow down or stop.

To reverse pls press the left pedal down then move the gear stick to position R then release the break gradually then press the right pedal gradually to move/accelerate.

Do all of this using yiur right foot.

To turn left
Push the traficator stick beside the steering wheel down
Push up to turn Right.

Makenuse of your rear mirrors to view cars, bike keke or korope behind and beside you.

Be confident and stay hold to yiur steering wheel while you maintain your lane by sticking right on a two lane. Maintain right also on a one way road or express.

This tutorial is worth 50k but i give you freely for being a member of the hoodlums riders and also of this great thread.

You can contact our president for cherfulgiver for defensive driving pattern

His first time after trying ur teaching

Felicity0001:
We need to initiate you into our hoodlum group to become a hoodlum rider

Next time just cancel Immidiately you see him then reorder again but note, you maybe be unlucky oh especially if the 1st request was surge free so price may be higher if you request again... You may also be lucky as well tye price may drop. You'll get him since he's closest to you

On the aspect of "where are You" question.

That was how one id.iot requested andbthe first quest was
"Oga where are you?" I was then wondering weather bolt has added "Oga" to the phrasal question?! I didn't even answer her till she called.

Another thing that annoys me, why is it that most of you riders will request and won't call instead will be texting, do you expectbthe driver to be replying to text while driving?

You have data which can as well serve to call if you don't have airtime but most will prefer to chat you u... I don't even bother reading it.

u be spirit o. Exactly what I was thinking today. Very wicked people.

This story no end well like typical naija story. Mtchewww, I think say una marriage don scatter. U Bleep up joor

Abraham adesanya to VGC don tie wrapper and rubber band together. So early

73O9:
Does it mean your block head can't comprehend how to use the app?
Money was spent to build that app intelligently yet people like you are making that to waste.


Last Last, you should also go to baba mukaila since your block head doesn't need the technology.

They are explaining things to you to make a change but people like think a driver is of low class to you, hence no reason to take a correction from him.

Haba! ! Block head this morning. Na solid or hollow?

Felicity0001:
Lol...

Guyndey para but why e b say na Benz you come use as analogy and not tye popular Corolla Benz in ur mind i guess.

About the question where are you [/b]I think I'm beginning to get over it because it's seems [b]it's a default on the bolt app because that's the same question these riders use even when they chat you up. So tye thing no dey bother me again

Na computer from bolt.... U are right

ping2ping:
All is now set for the journey from Ibadan to Agulu in Anambra State tomorrow December 21, 2021. Details:

Route: Ibadan - Ijebu Ode - Ore - Benin Bypass - Asaba - Onitsha - Nkpor - Nnobi - Agulu
Estimated Distance: 376Km
Type of Car: Toyota Camry 1999
Estimated Speed: 100-120km
Fuel in Tank: 70litres
Estimated time of departure: 5:30am
Estimated time of arrival: 6pm(considering projected heavy traffic on the road)
Odometer reading before departure: 261251

I will update us here as I get the opportunity.

Sit, relax and follow the this thread for happenings on these highways.

Safe bro! Wear a happy/smiling face at checkpoints.... Show them love(#200), season greetings

VaselineCrew:
Sometimes it just seems like asking them to wait is a waste of my time and their time, because I know some legit transfers can take a while for whatever reason, but it seems this is the better approach. Or best yet, I will only collect cash.

Anyways I have been paid now. Yay!

I don’t know if it’s cause I reported both rides to bolt.

Riders need to understand abeg, it’s not easy to drive someone up and down for free. Then still pay for petrol and pay for bolt commission out of pocket because you didn’t get paid.

One of them was telling me to calm down, and I usually am calm. I once let a guy pay me after two days no stress and I let a lady out the next day.

But sometimes you need that money like NOW!!! Like even to buy petrol!

Anyways matter resolved, but men[b], I was nearly hypertensive cause of just 3k[/b] but it was my sweat abeg!

Easy bro! Hypertension treatment is more than that amount oooooooo

How about one paying like 10k to bolt on Friday against weekend? Na to dey debit u while u work without hindrance. Just thinking!

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Apongbon to VI... No go area for now.

Bia, all these money una dey pack, una wan end d year without buying beer for each other? I remembered last year, it was being organized but the outcome was unknown.

Make una choose venue, 1k -1500 no go bad, on a Tuesday-Wednesday, from there una go continue ur work. Maximum 1hr, make una continue chasing money.
If u come, write ur moniker for paper. At least, most of us dey reach lekki( neutral ground).
Na 1hr break.

Dailyparrot:
They answered but yet no effect. Starting reporting since Monday that I made the transfer.

How far?

Even red Sea no red like this

rapheal5:
yes we have bolt in abeokuta but I'm planning on moving to lagos next year... Bolt isn't profitable here like lagos...

dey der nah! We don full for lag joor


Na joke o

YeyeGbami:
zazoo! ZeH. Baba owo ti wole. You think say after you collect 10,500 dem go rate you 5 stars.

BAZ001 the cheat, abi cheater
Next time no forget to keep wheel spanner handy in case of...

Every pilot should brace up for next year, if fuel price increase. After ending trip, both driver and rider....

Rider: I talk say u be cheat

Driver: na bolt app and goggle map + uche do am

dTransporter:
That one small. The one I saw today shock me.

Person dey use groudnut oil as brake fluid... I just weak as I see am. My mechanic say that one na small thing...say e don see worse things.

Jeez!!

People dey this life o, I dey workshop, Car owner wants to sell his car (Rav 4) and the gear oil needs to be changed. Guess what? He wants to buy oil of #2,000 for the car. Meanwhile, recommended oil is around 14k.
So buyer go buy the car and after sometime, gearbox go kaput. Then it will be expensive to maintain. His mechanic no gree sef make him use the 2k oil.

I no blame who no wan buy naija used.
I just dey look them. I even told the man e no good o.

Lush100:
Sir,
Pls I don't know the fault but pls do not drive if ur power steering oil is draining,
A vehicle i boarded got burnt because of this.
I jumped out of the vehicle (sienna) when it caught fire
cc: mejai

Thanks bro.
I dey mechanic already. I no dey joke with that kind thing.

When the gods are angry and decided to mess one up with the village people. Igbos call this one... Ono nso eru aka ( something wey dey near abi close, but u no fit reach am/ get to u)

Just on my 1st trip by 6am... Steering pump begin to throw away oil. Even bought oil to top up say make I manage am complete today's waka. Pump no gree o. Even throw away the cover, I used rubber band and nylon tie, still scatter am. Chai! No way to manage the thing.
Come be this week, I say make I playfully test drive the bonus. Mechanic never show.

Devil is a liar!!!

Yesterday's traffic from lekki phase 1 to Abraham adesanya needs a scientific appraoach o. A journey of 20/30 mins, at least 1hr +, due to rush hour, taking almost 3hrs no good men. Last night was hell. Tufiakwa!!