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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 5:25am On Jan 27, 2022
SHOOPSYN:
BAZ001and Felicity001 are like: grin grin
What are u saying? Some of u like parables ooooo.
Are u saying that Felicity001 carries oil drum in his Benz too, for topping oil?


Una no dey tire for here? grin

Next thing, na to ask feli, to show us his boot to confirm something.

This thread eh grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:18pm On Jan 26, 2022
Gentlelife50:
I dey tell you, 10k miles no be here.
na Giant..... grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:01pm On Jan 26, 2022
mrjaydee:
grin na mumu dey fight oo... dont get me wrong. Ha! No wonder, meeting anyone here no be for fight oo.. wetin we dey fight for?

The meeting na to Size u up.. we flex oh... na only one moniker here I really wanted to beat up (jworld) or something.

Bazoo no fear, I no be fighter cheesy I just want to see if u tall reach my elbow grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:49am On Jan 26, 2022
Why una dey butcher BAZ001 like this?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:57pm On Jan 25, 2022
Felicity001:
Those of you thatbwas saying I was lieing and exaggerating about doing 35min from Ajah to Abule Egba now c wat I did today to MM2 from VI.

27minutes on a busy 3MD plus traffic at Oshodi and airport rd.

The 2nd screen shot was some nights ago on 3MD... Yet I still couldn't get to 120mph.

All of these speed are with a defective mass air flow meter ooh... Mind you my movement is retarded.
Omo na roughly 200km/hr u wan blast.....
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:34pm On Jan 25, 2022
BAZ001:
I dey feel you. Kimmmooonnnn

They will say you are a lazy driver or
You are deceiving intending drivers
Or
It’s not that bad, it’s exaggerated winter ,
There is no job out there appreciate it ,
Pessimistic lazy man
Or There is a strategy to do it easily week in week out.
The list is endless.
Dem don shut me up with attacks jabs and shadings.
Recent one Na to block me for road

I’m dancing


[img]https://media1./images/88e19dfe2dba7c01735a49748a1d1bd5/tenor.gif?itemid=24467181[/img]
Shoot at sight... No time! U no dey hear word grin
Me: na ur low mileage Camry engine I go shoot Sha angry grin

Autos › Re: 2022 Model Benz S500 4matic Full Option Brand New by mejai(m): 9:27am On Jan 25, 2022
SocialJustice:
Name 2 Toyota, Honda and lexus cars with this interior. If I slap you, you go stop to talk any how for public.
I go tell buhari to call u o grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:07am On Jan 25, 2022
XGhost:
Enugu airport... Only 1 taxify ride in sight.
Everything here is in slow Mo
U don reach Enugu? Na request carry u go der?
Autos › Re: You Can't Believe This Incident Happened Yesterday In Gowon Estate by mejai(m): 8:41pm On Jan 24, 2022
Majority of northerners riding okada move with daggers. For a very long time, I have known this.
Autos › Re: First Body Toyota Camry 2004 Model@ N1m by mejai(m): 8:36pm On Jan 24, 2022
Xscape1993:
Blacks and wickedness are inseparable.
grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:09pm On Jan 22, 2022
IFSHR:
I used felicity for yours, but since he picked it up his number has been off, and na offline trip o huh huh embarassed lipsrsealed

Politics › Re: Tinubu Visits Senator Sani Musa by mejai(m): 3:17pm On Jan 22, 2022
See the story they sold to us 2015... Today, are they still using the same satchet Milo? What is the price today? And tinubu wants to continue from where they stopped 2023?
Are we cursed eh!

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 12:50pm On Jan 21, 2022
Welcome back cheerfulGiver.... No dey dey dis scarce again. Forget what is happening here. At least pop in and say hi make we no say u dey alright, bro.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:52am On Jan 21, 2022
BAZ001:
Dis early morning after coming in peace grin
Of all the ill mannered guys here Na only me u come single out as a “child” shocked
You no see Felicity001, mejai, donfortune48, komodapson, gentlelife50, yeyegbami.
And I was going to call you codedly to ask for strategy to run korope cos u get mind pass people driving Corolla delivering 25k weekly.
Yours Na double 50k.
Though many people are doubting you.
Johnnybegood12 and others can you see what you’ve caused ?

Let me carry my bag and run cos bad belle people will capitalize on this and finish me today grin


[img]https://media./images/78a61344f00a4344a002150a6961696c/tenor.gif[/img]
grin

Upon say u even wan give am ur [s]low mileage, drinking abi sipping oil, oil drum in the boot [/s]Camry.
It's well!
Na now u go imagine wetin Jesus suffered in the hands of those he wan help grin
Wey Gentlelife50 sef!!

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:44am On Jan 21, 2022
komodapson:
Abeg who else received this email from Uber, 'cos i dey begin to feel like Nnamdi Kanu now ó.... "I'm on top of the world" - in Kokomaster voice...

"Amazing Drivers'' indeed, una no see Ushe for there, he is more than Amazing...Incredible!!!

Please Oga Felicity, you get plug supply for " women of easy virtues" from Ebonyi&Imo axis, reasons being that they are far more prettier than their counterpart, 'cos renovation work is almost completed @ the brothel.... New signings would be far better than enrolling lagos old hag's...
Bia Felicity001, u don dey do pi..mp too? shocked
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:41am On Jan 21, 2022
komodapson:
Shot fired, everyone back off....I repeat , shot fired, all heads stays down shocked
Ahu! Ahu!! Ahu!!!

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 1:53pm On Jan 20, 2022
Pearl1910:
Wetin happen wey u no fit pay Bolt? Abi ur App still dey hang? grin
Na wa ooo
BAZ001... Why u resurrect this?

U making heaven, don dey get ?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 11:19am On Jan 20, 2022
IFSHR:
Why you carry cutlass come razor blade fight....u no see say him just dey wyne u grin
Na we we nah. Catching cruise grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 11:18am On Jan 20, 2022
Felicity001:
Mumu... So na ijebu u build hux then drive to Lagos daily to work... see where ur sense reach?

Calculate 70km daily blowing empty in a week and a month then for all the years you've worked and see how foolish that isgrin

No be ur mate dey live for chevron drive? Watin do ur life? My guy hustle oh make ur children no go use ur compare chevron drive driversgringrin

Even okada driver self dey buy land for phase 2 u dey there dey talk of ijebu Epe...


Shame no dey catch you?

Bros hustle ooh hustle...
Una go kill person here o

Car Talk › Re: Can The Peugeot 504 Outrun The Mercedez Benz W123 230e ? by mejai(m): 6:25am On Jan 20, 2022
Benz
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Associates Split Over Osinbajo’s Alleged Presidential Bid by mejai(m): 6:05am On Jan 20, 2022
Tinubu go rest nah!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:00pm On Jan 19, 2022
Vitalurch:
Good evening good people of God. Please i need a vehicle for e hailing services. I have 2 mini busess running for me in ajah. I saved to buy the Honda civic but i lost my savings when i had surgery ending of last year. Who ever will help me will never regret. I am ready to pay 50k per week. 07037181502
If uche increases commission to 30% or 35%, we go hold u responsible o
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:54pm On Jan 19, 2022
Felicity001:
Do we have anyone here that resides in Surulere?

Can one get a 2bed apartment for 300k pa?

Hit me up if any can assist with a plug
Why don't u try epe or ijebu ode, u fit get. Moreover, the road from there to ajah dey good and it is a good opportunity to fire ur Benz to 120 km/m/pH ( anyone u choose).
I bet u, within 15/10mins u don reach sangotedo where red surge starts or eputu town. Leave house( epe/ijebu) by 4:45am, by 5:00am, u don enter on app. No be lakpa lakpa Corolla oooo. Na Benz!!!

See, whenever I see good advice to give, I no dey waste tym.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 11:37am On Jan 19, 2022
Pearl1910:
Lolz...
Don't u know in chemistry = is not used
And u can't have an element or compound being equal to another element or compound. Because every element or compound is unique. Except u say A + B --> C
In Chemistry, there is nothing like A = B and then reverse it with "not equals to" except u r talking philosophy or psychology.

That craze man they talk of folly, I just they look the mad man dey laff.
Pearl1910 on the beat..... Dishing out inorganic chemistry. Make una no go organic side oooo.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 11:34am On Jan 19, 2022
Pearl1910:
Try and understand what I am saying first.
If u do, all this nomenclature would not be needed. If u don't then u ask what I really mean. I will gladly explain again and again so I don't pass d wrong message and u don't misunderstand me further.

Let's not talk about a million and one circumstances that living ehailing for can be unfortunate.
Omo! Na science students full here o. IUPAC things grin
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Promises Free WAEC Fees For Every Nigerian Child If Elected by mejai(m): 11:30am On Jan 19, 2022
Na so! Thank sir. Don't encourage laziness and free sex to born children.
Let's pay or reduce the price, but no rule us joor grin
Autos › Re: 2022 Model Benz S500 4matic Full Option Brand New by mejai(m): 10:31pm On Jan 18, 2022
Nice whip! But Benz should maintain traditional design and leave this flashy designs for ndi Toyota, lexus, Acura, Honda and the gang.

Especially this S-class!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:13pm On Jan 18, 2022
BAZ001:
Uche is on vacation,
surge resumes when he resumes
I hear say na February his vacation go finish grin
I dey tell u. Men just dey idle with cars dey throw lectures this period, week in- week out.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:00pm On Jan 18, 2022
https://www.nairaland.com/6945280/lagos-bus-drivers-pay-800

When lagosians think bolt is expensive.... Fares go rise
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:44pm On Jan 18, 2022
So far, in summary:
Police experience

Physics class about speed, distance and time, with respect to 3MB, ajah-abule egba, different tyre sizes.

Not forgetting speedometer/odometer

Interesting times.

Uche bring back surge grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:41pm On Jan 17, 2022
sbot:
This is not true.

I think Bolt takes that off the customers, not drivers or so.

My point is: some people here condemn the business vehemently but same people goes behind hitting the road as early as possible.
If they’re not exposed, they wouldn’t tell you they’ve got some side hustles.


The fact that you said some have ported to indriver shows people would always find their way around situations as indriver is also an ehailing app.

The business isn’t as bad as some persons paint it here. Someone here shared their strategy of 8 - 5pm or thereabouts and still making something reasonable.

Nairaland isn’t real life sometimes. No job is that easy.

Let’s keep pushing the hopes alive.

Cheers!
I dey read their names now grin

Car Talk › Re: Honda Civic 2008 Refuses To Start After Panel Beater Burn Some Cables. by mejai(m): 5:52pm On Jan 17, 2022
diportivo:
I'm very angry at this thread

the whole story no just gel

e dey worry my belle dey gimme headache and omicron vibes at the same time

undecided
Calm down.... U need these and ur symptoms go disappear.

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