₦airaland Forum

YeyeGbami:
Nice one bro. As you no gree me join your convoy go flex. God dey o.

my r design dey house dey sleep sha.

YeyeGbami:
Absentee of cat … you people should carry us along o. Wh con be rat bayi. Mejai i dey suspect you cos you know more than you’re telling


Baz001 no chase 1M but you no go hear.

komodapson:
Sorry bro...E dey pain me whenever I here say you enter gbègé...sorry bro...
majority of those Corolla boys are ill mannered , uncultured and their actions is being propelled by a reprobate mind. Rare light N500 dem no buy, dem go dey chook head enter little space , they form Italian job...
Similar incident happened slightly to me on Sunday around LCC , lekki...one short dude, so short, like a midget...you kon dey reverse, wound up all windows without looking back physically, kon stiff neck like crocodile looking at the inner mirror, dey reverse ....forming 007 tabi vastapen.

I slammed the horn behind him ó ...the idiot no hear .. Till I struggle to speed off behind a steep bend, the idiot scratched my car...

Came down and looked the guy like? Walai ...e~hailing platform need they conduct physical verification. I can bet it, hardly could the guy see his rear side while sitting. A pillowcase can't help his matter sef, I kon dey wonder say this ehailing na all comers affair ó...gbogbo èró...

Bro just be careful, try embarking on long distances avoid intra street and ensure you travel against traffic... Most important - no chase N1m.... #safetrip

Barbiturate:
Na wa o! My panel beater is fixing it now. I'll manage it like that for now.

Meanwhile it's 08 not 2012

Barbiturate:
One of una defensive driver just destroyed my side mirror. The worse was that he ignored me like nothing happened. The rider begged me and said he would give me 3k to fix it. This guy still told him not to give me up to 3k.

All these Corolla rough drivers, make una dey take am easy!

Felicity0001:
We re too gentle and foolish and impoverished in this country reason we can't speak up for our right as a people.

IFSHR:
Guys aviod trip to ojodu berger, isheri and ogba for now ..

Trailer killed some school student and retaliatory attacks is currently going on.

KingAzari:
POLICE, CUSTOMS, ARMY, FRSC & EXTORTING OF S/EAST TRAVELLERS DURING CHRISTMAS.
30 Checkpoints from Lagos to Onitsha.


1. Ilisan - Police checkpoint in front of Babcock University.
2. Ilisan 2 - Another police check less than 300 meters after Babcock
3. Ijebu Ode toll gate - Customs
4. Ijebu Ife - Police
5. Ijebu Itele - Customs, FRSC and Army
6. Ijebu Itele 2 - Police and FRSC
7. Ijebu Itele 3 - Police
8. Ajebandele - Police
9. Ajebandele 2 - Police
10. Ajebandele 3 - Police and FRSC
11. Ajebandele 4 - Army, Police
12. Ajebandele 5; less than 100 meters - Police
13. Ajebandele 6; less than 40 meters - Police
14. Ajebandele 7 - Police
15. Ajebandele 8 - Police
16. Ajebandele 9 - Police
17. Akinfosile - Police
18. Omotosho - Army
19. Omotosho 2 - Police
20. Obatedo - Police
21. Orilewo - Police
22. Orilewo 2 - Customs
23. Orilewo 3 - Police
24. Orilewo 4 - Police

ORE To BENIN...25 CHECKPOINTS.

1. Ore 1 - Police
2. Ore 2 - Customs and Police
3. Ofosu - Army
4. Ofosu 2 - Police
5. Ofosu 3 - FRSC and Police
6. Ugbogui Town - Police
7. Okada - Customs and Police
8. Okada 2 - Police
9. Okada 3 - SARS
10. Okada 4 - Police
11. Okada 5 - Police
12. Okada 6 - SARS
13. Okada 7 - Army
14. Okada 8 - SARS
15. Okada 9 - SARS
16. Okada 10 - Police
17. Okada 11 - Police
18. Okada 12 - Police
19. Iwinosa - SARS
20. Benin toll gate - Customs, FRSC, SARS
21. Benin By-Pass-1- Police
22. Benin By-Pass-2 - SARS
23. Benin By-Pass-3 - Army
24. Ugoneki - Police
25. Ugoneki 2 - Police

BENIN TO BRIDGE-HEAD ONITSHA...11 CHECKPOINTS.

1. Abudu - Customs
2. Abudu 2 - Army
3. Omumu-Agbor - Army, FRSC, Police and Customs
4. Agbor - Police
5. Ekwuoma - Police
6. Issele Uku - SARS
7. Issele Uku 2 - Police
8. Akwa Ukwu - Customs and Army
9. Ogwashi - Customs
10. Okpanam - Customs and Police
11. Onitsha Bridge head - Mopol

Through intimidation, blackmail, threats, gunpoints, South East travellers during the Christmas will lose over N150million as bribes, seized cars, confiscation of foodstuffs to the Police, Army, Customs and FRSC.

THE IG OF POILCE, CUSTOM DG, ARMY CHIEF HAVE A DUTY TO REMOVE THESE MONEY COLLECTION CENTRES BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

Jones90:
Good evening all. Please i urgently need your advice. I'm about joining bolt hustle. I just collected my temporary DL today. And i collected loan from three different source to buy 07 Honda civic (Nigerian Used). But my problem now is that i just learned driving and I'm totally new to Lagos roads. I'm gonna depend on google map for directions. So please i really want you all to advice me as:

1. Someone that is new to driving (though my hands are kinda of strong)

2. Someone that is new to uber/bolt hustle. I want to know how i can maximise my time for a better profit.

3. Someone that is new to Lagos roads. How reliable is Google map etc.

Please i really want to achieve something through this hustle and more importantly to be able to clear the debt on my head. If there's any ant group, i wouldn't mind to join. Pls kindly assist me with any advice you know will be of help. You can DM me too if you don't want to drop it here 09019412826... Thanks in anticipation

mejai:
New compressor loading... That car and ac wahala are tight friends, that's how its wahala starts. And if care is not taken, u may end up with manual compressor.

IFEBARBIE:
Please, who knows the price of complete CV joint aka Shaft, for Camry 2012. Need to replace mine.

ictplotter:
Funny and every irrational . So heaven is just made for 144000 people, among the trillions of people God hav created both dead n life?

Felicity0001:
Abeg oh any wey no be enjoyment, chopping of life and drinking of hennesy make anybody call me o. Na only celebration, naming ceremony, wedding, birthday and enjoyment parties IV I won dey attend o I no get strength for anything wahala. this life too sweet for wahala abeg so make anybody no call me for wahala matter.

Bro sorry for what happened ok just let it go the guy will meet his Waterloo soon, what ever a man sows he'll reap in due course.

Let's all endeavor to avoid problem. If somebody looks for your trouble especially in a late hour and an unfavourable environment please use wisdom or jejely let it go.

I carried a rider about 5days ago and we got talking, he then gisted me how his friend went to jail for more than 6months, what happened? An okada man scratched his car and out of annoyance he came down and pushed the okada man asking him "you no dey see?" The okada man fell and hit his head somewhere and died instantly. If not for the fact his parents are wealthy who knows if he would have come out by now. After spending about 6-months in jail they still compensated the family of the deceased, buried the body and other things. Till now the young man has not got himself due to the trauma.

So as I dey like this so enh I dey see wahala dey run o.

BAZ001:
It’s just a scratch no dent but two visible lines that can hardly pass inspection and my bolt inspection will be due next week.

God dey, d little money I don save for 1Million,
I go bring small to paint the two doors just becos of two straight line but if it will pass inspection Na to dey rugged am dey go.

I will try aboniki 2mro

northbird:
ONE WAY ALERT. MARINA.

If you are coming from Eko Bridge, before getting to apongbon, there is a slight detour by the right that leads you to Marina/UBA roundabout.
Once you take the detour,you take your next left to proceed to Uba Roundabout.

Note, that road is a two way single file. this means once you descend from Eko Bridge, you must be on the extreme right side of the road leading to UBA roundabout. it's not a double lane, the other lane is usually free

private cars who are probably rushing to work in the mornings fall prey to this.

Lastma guys are waiting with their phones to fleece unsuspecting private cars. Please share it to all the people you know, even if they are not on ehailing. One shouldn't be on this platform n suffer from those stupid lastma traps. (BTW, they just put the signage there like 2 weeks ago.)
Where I grew up, there's a saying
"Ipa ti a pa ogberi a gbodo pa Omo awo be." literally, you shouldn't experience what a layman or jjc goes through on Lagos roads.

An illustration is attached for clarity

pocohantas:
I am a ManU fan.

My sugar daddy is an Arsenal fan.


Today, it is either I win him or he wins me.

unbitchable:
Ronaldo na very stupid guy na. wetin concern am with this year BallonD'or?.. wetin?... Lewandoski wey come 2nd no dey disrespect Messi, Jorginho sef wey be 3rd never disrespect Messi. Na one stupid old fraud wey no even reach top 4 dey talk anyhow. What did he do in the year under review?.. Pendu is stupid- facto.

ReadaDream:
Hoodlum everywhere

BAZ001:
Sir Felicity001 you too much
You be talk and do no time for audio money , 419 scamming , no long thing.
Once the Hennessy comes I will hand over to you to share it for us
I know you will know when it’s on the way

localfrank:
Price 5 million.