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Idowuogbo:
Since u no she b gal , so y u acting like eze was gay ,how i tek odd , cus u jus dey chat kabloose, jus tell me sey your pocket no fit afford even star , chikena !!!

I don talk say u be odd gal wey dey bulldoze 5crates of beer.
Anyway if you wanna get laid just give me the green light. Chikena!!!

Atreides:
*sigh*. . In the immortal words of P.T Barnum,"I don't care what you say about me,at least spell my name right". Atreides isn't really that hard to type.
And yes,I am Mama Chike's eeeevil daughter. . (insert maniacal laughter here). HaHaHa,HaHaHaHaHa. . (kinda like Mandark)
.Or better still-Muahahahhaha. . My reign of eeevil will be long and merciless. .

eww! This is really cracking me up. Besides who is P.T barnum and mandark?? Chai I have a long way to go,

kech:
Yes it should be BANNED! Since I no get person wey go do val for me. *evil laugh*

oya throw me the green light,

Idowuogbo:
simbi was a gal
u no go school
5 na odd number , how u bin even

simbi is still a gal
5 na odd number
and you're an odd gal, quote me wrong olodo.

Idowuogbo:
haba i look like thirdhand babe to u , 5star
i do 8stars boo , u garra b even bobo

yepa! U think say na follow come babe u be, sweery u beta wake up and lets do that 5star, before it too late. I'm being even jhor!

Atreides:
Egbon mi,he wouldt dare. . He loves his life naa

stop being sarcastic,I know you have my interest at heart.
(¤_~)

Idowuogbo:
are u tryin to b rude
oh boi dont bother wiv it o

aah! Noooh! Ok infact do you care for a sumptous meal in a 5star hotel? No worry I go fit d bill

Nah, dats a very gud course apart from LAW economics comes handy but I think statistics is rather mean.

Atreides:
You wan scare am?
Dem no tiff my puff puff-na school runs. Registration wan start and my document no complete. . Den my phone pafuka,so i dey run go Nokia office up and down. . Chineke biko. .Awww. . Sweery a hug wont solve matters.
But i suppose it wouldn't hurt.

u got me thinking[d last paragraph].
Wats you studying in school?? I guess chitchat will calm your nerves. Lets hit off.

Idowuogbo:
^hmm watch your steps she never ripe

you wey don ripe finish wetin you gat to show for it¿¿ Busi bodi

Atreides:
I'm totally stressed out!

why? Pls. U shouldn't be.
Come let me give u a hug.

Whats up¿¿

@Atreides. I see ya!

Idowuogbo:
your wizard hmm , u a cult boi
i wasnt referring to u hommie but if u do anyhow u go chop anyhow , cus my malware don arrive and she no dey send virus oo

yep, gud to hear that,now my oscillating temperature needs to stabilize now, ermm but did anyone mentioned Meklex and Cult?? I'm boiling up,

Idowuogbo:
ha dat aba laptop no even get spell check na , so its mission impossible for u my dear

hehehe unfortunately for you my little wizard never disappoints it brings out results as it is. Even nairaland spell check isn't left out.lma0

Idowuogbo:
hehehe ten gbosa for u jare my friend d poster tink hes d only amalagusted wit d way dis abokis he calls juveniles dey behave
mrs raga muffin am always a peace maker na , na dat deluded clown run put hin mouth for my kabloose, so as a good samaritan , i endeavoured to save his soul

hopefully I'm not the one. Cheers!

Show me a beautiful woman and you will see me right beside her!

Idowuogbo:
[b]
hehehe humour u got i see , use your own bars jare
ajibole , weel decode d oda half from my name if u familiar wiv d user name
kai do i have to teach eze goes to school again

u making me derail bobo folow topic joor

@op
such juveniles are meklex tell him to free me jare

[/b]blushing, anyway I gat a software for decoding strange primitive looking(sounding)name: here are the results
DECODING COMPLETED!
NOTHING DECRYPTED!
DON'T BOTHER TRYING AGAIN!.

Yeah, probably he's strategizing a plan on how to maim and kill while using his mobile for cover, seriously we need those as undercover agents in the armed forces.

Idowuogbo:
olodo rabata , dint  u finish grammar school 
hehe who and who today , u beta pour fish water 4 face to wake u from dat dream , i no dey do beauty and d beast o
babe am half igbo

I just did that and it workd trememdously, just that literally I'm the beauty whilst your the beast, albeit I love dem igbo girlies, hmmm, but being half igbo, ermm wey your oda half??

rhymz:
. . .na true na . Can you claim in all honesty that you understand all that hokum?

I tried my bestie to but the words are to voluminous to really understand it just sounds like one of wole soyinka's novels I've neva read beyond chapter one!.

Idowuogbo:
^but it could clear d whole atlantic ocean am half sha
NExt!!!!!

atleast we are still in the terrains of naijaland so if atlantic ocean wan dry up make oyibo people worry abwt that cos na me and you today. Oya wetin you mean by HALF.??

rhymz:
, you come off like Hon. Patrick's wanna-be with all that verbosity and jejune style similar to a child making an attempt to impress. What could be more childish? Your writing style or your complaints? You pick one!

just when I'm about droping off my DIC. na so dis one bring wahala come oya where V nah, abi na verbosity I go find am today.

Idowuogbo:
nna dat na off topic queshun

offcourse it is but answering it won't dry up river niger and benue.

Idowuogbo:
ok i hai u
NEXT!!!!!

you don't have to be skeptical about dis, really I love girls who still bear their maiden name not all this half baked witty names, seriously are u Igbo?

Idowuogbo:
eeemh excuse me , do u think evry ones gran is as famous as urs fadeyi oloro aka amadioha aka shopona , pls face your business o
he blew grammar , and i fired my own bcus we wan eradicate juvelinistic spirits

but really my great grand father was the chief priest in my kingdom. as a prince he advices me on the problems of the society pointing out that being a juvenile isn't really bad but behaving like one.

Idowuogbo:
kai u tink sey na only u sabi blow fonnneee , oya test me na  

the juveniles have had  me suffused with emotional narcolepsy. In fact, I find myself oscillating btw the umbra and penumbra of disabling catalepsy!
Such a reckless display of narcissistic & flamboyant hedonism on the part of the malevolent & myopic pepper-souping ragamuffins is capable of encumbe, ring our nascent democracy with insidious, repercussive & cataclysmic exigencies!

yeah! Dis is what I've been tryna say all dis while but some words here sounds like incantations hope your not taking over from ya great grand father.

Saecula:
Lately there have been torrents of inanities being posted on this site in the name of comments and topics. The way they ask popcock questions or create gibberish topics connotes that they are immature. It has been nightmarish trying to squeeze out a modicum of meaning from those facile and shallow rejoinders. It is indubitable that children or without denigration, underaged teens with Nokia N70 or 3110c are the perpetrators of this execrable gaffe and faux paxes. Now that I am bereft of fortitude to bear this pestilential acts by this sites juvenile reprobates and errants, I can't but remonstrate now before it exacerbates. Shalom!

na dis kin oyibo language wey dey disqualify person for job interview. @Op you try shaa but the koko be say POPCOCK is nowhere to be found maybe you should try looking it up 4 me, as you know say na 1st edition dictionary I dey use.

mcnikes:
Call him Amu, ikpu, ewu, enwe, ozodimgba, Apari, Adaka or "oji amu kara umunna ya".
I'm sure he'll love em

nwanne m nwoke ahuru m na ibù onye igbo mana ogini kpatara ijiri ekwu ajo-okwu ebe mmadu ibe gi nö? Odikwaghi mma.

Atreides:
C'mere sweetie. .  

honey I'm here, so where you taking me to?

Atreides:
Aww. . You're a sweetheart too. .

wow! I got butterflies already, brb

Atreides:
;DOkay,you've convinced me.

has anybody ever told you that you're sweetest gurl nl have ever produced??.