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TohpahzDofC:
Thank you dear.... As I don win this contest, na Godwin ooh... And una follow win!

u r welcm, my queen.
Mrs aisha buhari ( or mr buhari...female version sef)

TohpahzDofC:
Which state first of all??

congrats, God n ur smart intelligency did 4 u.
Ur a newbie n u r followin very few ppl, 1 topic, n u still won; nt by shoutin, boastin or makin mouth lyk........ Party.
Congrats oncemore.

Twaci:
Congratulations to my sweet sweet baby girl Tohpahz!

Wow! You tried dear

congrats...u try.
NL Gej......female version, by ur speech structure

kinglekan:
Good Evening Everyone,

Its been an enthralling and very captivating contest, featuring very bold and beautiful ladies.

Congratulations to TOHPAHZ , Miss Nairaland 2015 WINNER!!
Wishing you all the best.

On behalf of #TeamTwaci , We would like to express our deepest and heartfelt gratitude to everyone who voted for TWACI. Thank you all for your support.

Once again, a very BIG THANK YOU to everyone. Special thanks to the Hosts and Organizers of the competition for a job weldone. Its not easy and we appreciate your efforts.

Thank you and have a lovely Night.
Signed: Campaign Manager
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cc: Naijaboiy, Fabdedon, Marieolae, Orijin101, Stephenqueen, KingTom, Djeezy, JeffreyJames, Alberto2k, Tosyne2much

by d tone of ur speech, u must be NL GEJ/ abdulsalam

baybeeboi:
we will not accept this result
we will not accept it.
NLJega is biased
we will not accept it

we will not accept

haha....NL orubebe

Do apply as a Mech eng in as many firms as possible, even hard copy unsolicited request

bbeautylik:
You may classify 2.2 as a poor grade but I know in my department it is NEVER considered as poor grade... Besides My set "U07" only 2 people graduated with 2.1 and there wasn't first class. I don't consider myself dull....

dey wont understand, esp. If d person studied a non-science course. D proof of d pudding is in d eating.
In my sch, at a particular set, a guy dat had a GP of 4.30 in a particular engrg course was giving d best (graduating) student ahead of ppl dat made 1st class in oda engrg courses because no 1 had had such a GP in dat Engrg course while students hav been makin 1st class in oda Engrg courses for many yrs.

uduokirika1:
Please stop thinking, Google is ur best friend!!!

Thank me later

ok, dats nt a big deal.
Let kano pillar lose in their backyard lyk oda teams. Rumour says dey don't lose at home because their official/paid fans do threaten referee's lyf should they lose a match. Time will tell/ corfirm dat.

Zonacom:
Gabros haven't lost at home. Infact, Gabros haven't conceeded a single goal at home

kano pillar hav nt lost at home in d last 10/11 years. Dats not possible in fair league.
I tink gabros hv conceaded a goal at home, check wel.

uduokirika1:
Goooooooaaaaaaaaalll Gabros equalizes


Game don chage oooh

Nice work, man.
I will bliv d change/ transformation dat graced/visited NFPL wen kano pillar lose a match in sani abacha stadium in kano.
Simply. Every team has lost at home except dem

emmylight4u:
Madam u want to force word from our mouth abi? U know what u want so go for it. Meanwhile Paul has already finished the stuff sha. Innocent Peter deserves a virgin and not ur like......

read d story again
u interchanged their place, peter for paul.

proxitaly:
1. (a) Endemic corruption “which has crippled human and
infrastructure development for decades”

1(b) High cost of governance “that has been crowding out capital
and human development”



Curb these two menace and you'll heal Nigeria, fail in these regards and you'll end up another failure.

All Nigeria's problem are hinged on and take their bearing from KWORUPTION
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2222298_certificate_jpegc3598cfd326e007e32709ad7d8f2a10c

i hope he did nt forget to cancel/deal wit 'contract staff/out-sourcing' nonsense dat is a huge pipe 4 kwurroption/ siphoning money ooo

Editor1:
www.thecable.ng/buhari-lists-10-challenges-waiting

i hope he did nt forget to cancel/deal wit 'contract staff/out-sourcing' nonsense dat is a huge pipe 4 kwurroption/ siphoning money ooo

bavasoney:
33

i bliv 33 is d ans.....16 tyms 2 plus 1.
U are gud!

tosyne2much:
It will not hit the FP

Nice write up.
Is this ur new pychological sarcastic means of pushing ur posts to the front page?
U don big pass this nah. if it worth it, it will.

cold:
The APC will be the majority in the house in the next dispensation. So passing the budget shouldn't be that much of a bottleneck after finetuning certain grey areas. Abeg October seems like eternity to begin to see any changes. Buhari this is not what we agreed na,you promised to hit the ground running. Lately i've noticed how you've been lowering expectations with anecdotes like 'i am not a miracle worker', 'i can't promise to find the girls', 'i can't promise to end boko haram in two months' etc,etc.
This is a complete turn around for someone who vowed to send down fire from heaven to cleanse the entire country and turn it into a paradise. Anyways, we'll be watching and listening with rapt attention. In any event,i still want you to do well because at the end of the day,a prosperous Nigeria will still be to the greater good of all Nigerians and by extension,Africa.

pouring cold water on our high expectations, u mean?.......dats d real 'change' nah......#laffs.
I bliv he will perform, lets jst pray n hope, ok.

MayflowerB:
The porters never rang d bell dat morning......this crazy act by d porters is getting out of hand....I just hope dis case get to d relevant authorities cos something needs to be done asap

chai. dats bad n totally condemnable.
Make una do small meeting n demostrate or cause confusion, do smtn odd or beat him, because due process hardly work in naija, then d authority will do smtn by force.
If d porter need babe e go get tire, so y misbehave?
NB: make una report to una bfs naah or una no get?.....#smiles

papaejima1:
While I am inclined to align with your views about TA, I will disagree with you on Ikpeazu.
Political godfatherism in itself is not a bad thing, it is done the world over. What is bad is the level to which our people have taken it to mean an absolute sense of entitlement to the resources and commonwealth of the people.
Tinubu is and has been a godfather, but his stooges still deliver!

We should look at the individual and weigh him against his contemporaries, look at his blueprint for the state and evaluate his would be policies and not to judge him based on the shenanigan of an outgoing incumbent.

Otti in my opinion is far worse than Okezie!
The man has no specific agenda, no clearcut blueprint for development. His interest is to grab Power and that to me is desperation.

Otti came out some months ago to tell us the IFC had approved a Loan of $100 billion (USD) for him to use in developing Abia state. When we analysed it and confronted him with the fact that it would take 7 governors 8yrs each paying N30 billion monthly (total of 52yrs) to payback the loan, a supposed technocrat admitted to the Aba chamber if Commerce that it was a political statement!
Say what? A would-be governor starting off with such gargantuan lies?

It is on record that Otti was expecting TA to hand over to him, but when TA sacrificed him on the alter of his personal ambition, he ran into APGA and began to form holy-holy!

Otti and his cohorts bribed the REC with N300million to cancel the results of 3 LGAs whose results have previously been accepted hence the intervention of people like Akobundu and abaribe etc.

Let's get realistic for a moment. How can a REC cancel results for which the house of assembly members had been accepted, declared winners and given certificate of returns by same INEC!

So did the irregularities arise after the HOA members were returned by INEC or did INEC not see well before accepting the results and giving them certificates initially?

Otti is not the right choice for Abia, okezie is and we must learn to look at him beyond the glasses of TA who I myself abhor.

i feel u, man. U hv shown great political sagacity bt d ppl's mind has been poisoned by TA orji and dey can neva accept any thing giving to dem or any1 anionted by d devil agent, TA orji.
Can u ever hav a good gift frm satan/devil?....NO

Richiy:
Pastor Sir, where your Church dey,?

dearie, at No 6 'nearlies exorcising street', PH. Its next door to my room.
I dey wait.
By d way, u too fyn

Richiy:
My own has been a case of nearlies. Nearly see nearly see. Till today o

nice looks!
com let me remove d spirit of nearlies in u, dear.
I be emergency pastor

derespect:
Let him sell it and sign an agreement with the artiste, dat for every award d song in question brings to the artiste, he will be collecting 20-25% on it.

.
U jst took it ffrm my heart (nt lips again). Or let him do a collabo with d known muscian, so far his sure d music will be a hit song

Chizzy20:
so y re u guys datin, since u both knw it wont lead to marriage...y nt end it nd jst becum frnds...

wow. u are so damn cute, if ur d 1 in ur dp.

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HizMissy:
bros this information is not for ur consumption

ok ma....#smiling.
U did ans bt i got/grab d reply.
Gudluck!

HizMissy:
happily? its not about me

my hubby will happily cheat on me and cos im from one corner of the earth like that, he will feel like its his right?

okay, bt wait oo. God forbid, bt if u husband cheat, are planning revenge?

HizMissy:
such a culture..... glad im not from that corner of enugu.

sorry, bt will u happily cheat on ur husband 1 day?
Jst asking

EggovinMma:
I kept seeing a young man I dated one time in my dream, always in office clothes, carrying his laptop bag.Everywhere I go in the dream, he seems to be there but never speaks. .The worst is, he keeps looking at me like he wants to say something, but he doesn't.

i may be wrong, bt i bliv u ppl still hav smtn 4 each oda or he has a strong feeling 4 u bt he is finding difficult to say, may be, because he cant guess wat ur reaction would be. He is now ready.......marriage tins, i tink.
Are u intrested to marry him?

acidtalk:
Its been long I made a comment here. I will do so because even though you are young, you really sound mature and humble.

Now this is my 20 shillings;

* I totally understand your feelings for your boyfriend, but truth be told, the feelings appears to be so strong because he is the first you ever gave a yes to his proposal.

* Your boyfriend is still too young to get so committed to. For crying out loud he is just 23 and just starting life. Aside the issue of settling down which I doubt he won't be ready for in the next 5years, before he can be termed a REAL MAN WITH EXPERIENCE he will need almost 7years or more of "hard knock life", rejection, betrayals, boss/employee politics, businessman/client relationship, family gimmicks and lots more. Being a man isn't all about graduating from school, getting a job, buying a car, living in your own apartment and sexual experiences. Maturity comes with age and time. I still believe your boyfriend hasn't attained that stage.

* Before you can start comparing your boyfriend with this other guy, you need to spend more time with your boyfriend as you do to the other guy. Long distance relationships are always the SWEETEST. But a NIGHTMARE when both parties see themselves regularly. What am I trying to say? You still really don't know your boyfriend as much as you think you do.

* NEVER EVER vouch for anyone, not even your own mother. Saying your boyfriend will never leave you is a bloody lie. You are inexperience, naive and too deep "inlove" to think any man/woman can not dump you at anytime without any explanation.

* This other guy might not love you more but he is likely to be more serious and committed to the relationship due to his age and maturity. And bearing in mind you are young, a graduate and MOST OF ALL a virgin, any right thinking guy will want to grab you fast and marry you while he copes with your immaturity rather than settling for most of the "breathing PUBLIC PITS" we have walking all over the nation right now.


If you aren't ready to marry in the next 5-6years, stick to your boyfriend even though no guarantee he won't dump you before then, otherwise, give the other guy a chance.


Kiah! My fingers dey ache. Come buy my book LOVE TALK BY ACIDTALK if you want further advice. Lol!

All the best.

most/best sensibly analysis of d situation playing out.
Nice write up, thumps up!
Hope u dnt mind a bottle of e-beer?

sauceny:
People of Calabar/Akwa Ibom are the last people that would steal from you,tho not all,but majority of em people are good...

If it were my igbo brothers,the money would have been gone & still would call you to come pay for those documents you have in it

.
U are nt igbo man. So dnt yab dem indirectly. I know many igbo ppl dat can do dat, am nt an exception, ok. Its nt a tribe thing, its all abt d person.
Bt i must say, many akwa-ibomite are sincere

Let all protest by bombarding d online complain email address with d idea of several online tests at any near by cafe b4 main test n interview or they should hav test centres in all d state capital.
Its becoming unbearable.
Op, tnk God 4 ur lyf

Tashaamania:
*Can you send me a nude pic?
this aint annoyin tho, but I dont usually send

hi, u luk so cute.
Are u a lioness?

misfab:
first offs..are they siblings and yeah...u hav to tel their parents. they r too young to b into such.

*modified*
ftc lols. i actually dont feel d whole buzz of d ftc thingy. well..i dedicate this to my cuzin charles who found me out on nairaland but has vehemently refused to tell me his moniker.
lovely day people

i can see super beauty

Adufetohposh:
I av a gift for you yummy boi

woow! Hav i ever seen dis kind of beauty b4? I dnt tink so.......ur specially superb. My choice/definition of beauty.
I will give u my whole heart 4 val, dear. Hw abt dat?