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Health › Re: 4 Newborn Babies Die In Sapele Central Hospital, Delta. Doctor ‘Found Drunk’ by Melonsmasher: 3:23pm On Sep 07, 2022

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Too bad...
No matter what .....getting high through smoking is far more better than getting high through alcohol

Alcohol Highness might disgrace you

But smoking will never disgrace you
I'm talking from experience because am a drunkard and also a smoker.... wetin alcohol don do me... you go dey pray say if you fit survive the Highness say you will never drink again...but last last the son of man go always and still return back to the bottle

You never talk how alcohol take disgrace you grin

i guess was worse than this nigga grin

Health › Re: 4 Newborn Babies Die In Sapele Central Hospital, Delta. Doctor ‘Found Drunk’ by Melonsmasher: 3:13pm On Sep 07, 2022

nlfpmod:
https://punchng.com/four-newborns-die-in-delta-doctor-found-drunk/

The state Commissioner for Health, Dr. Mordi Ononye himself looks like a drunkard

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Politics › Re: Separatist Agitations In South East May Affect Obi, Atiku Chances, Report Warns by Melonsmasher: 10:16am On Sep 07, 2022

etrouble:
Nigerian Army trainees will be happy to see live specimens for shooting practice

You're an idiot

Crime › Re: NDLEA Freezes 600 Accounts, Seizes 249 Luxury Vehicles by Melonsmasher: 8:08am On Sep 07, 2022

mytime24:
So who go inherit those properties and money now

Tinubu the oga of all barons cheesy

Crime › Re: WEIRD: Man Caught Sniffing Girl’s Butt In A Shopping Mall [VIDEO] by Melonsmasher: 3:14am On Sep 07, 2022

Thomthom:
see the man face..

Goat face

Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Mocks Dino Melaye With A Throwback Video & Photo by Melonsmasher: 1:21am On Sep 07, 2022

Deviation of priorities.. it's real shameful looking at this two shameless fools scuffling in mud regardless of their positions

Politics › Re: Certificate Forgery: I Sued Lagos Assembly, Not Tinubu, Says Keyamo by Melonsmasher: 5:26pm On Sep 06, 2022

LeoDeKing:
Keyamo needs not bother himself. Those illiterates don't deserve any explanation and the good thing is that they have no electoral value.

See head

Fooooooooool, he's actually proven a point with people like you without brain

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Politics › Re: Certificate Forgery: I Sued Lagos Assembly, Not Tinubu, Says Keyamo by Melonsmasher: 5:17pm On Sep 06, 2022

A shot on the leg

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Juventus UCL (2 - 1) On 6th September 2022 by Melonsmasher: 4:36pm On Sep 06, 2022

PSG got this

Phones › Re: Does The Length Of Charging Cable Affect Charging Speed by Melonsmasher: 4:34pm On Sep 06, 2022

Obeleagu93:
Ftc for the first time ever on this platform, where is my own. I heard they do give things. Seun and co where una dey

Oga so wetin u gain?

Politics › Re: Two Baby Factory Operators Arrested In Ogun State by Melonsmasher: 6:58am On Sep 06, 2022

rusher14:
What are these babies used for?

You dont need to ask, you already know the dealings in Ogun and it's twin state Osun

Politics › Re: This Picture Shows The Age Difference Between Atiku And Tinubu by Melonsmasher: 10:01pm On Sep 05, 2022

Atiku looks younger by far

Celebrities › Re: Portable Blows Hot After Goya Menor Won "Best Street Hip Hop" Award At Headies by Melonsmasher: 6:11pm On Sep 05, 2022*

Mad man.. With padlock and key for pendant

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Crime › Re: 19-year-old Serial Rapist Arrested In Ebonyi by Melonsmasher: 7:44pm On Sep 04, 2022

E no work again as usual, river diving rapist

Phones › Re: Whatsapp Group Admins Can Now Delete Messages For Everyone (Photo) by Melonsmasher: 6:35pm On Sep 04, 2022

Still not better than telegram

Crime › Re: Moment NDLEA Officers Raided Abuja Businesswoman Who She Grows & Sells Cannabis by Melonsmasher: 5:24pm On Sep 04, 2022

Jakumo:
There are billions of US greenback dollars to be made growing weed, and all that is required for this most lucrative business to take flight in Nigeria is a stroke of the pen to end that counter productive prohibition of cannabis that was forced on Nigeria by British colonialists

Exactly

And here again is Gilbert Anthony Milam Jr. aka Berner. He's one of the top known cannabis executive in the market.

In August 2022 Berner was featured on the cover of Forbes Magazine.

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Crime › Re: Moment NDLEA Officers Raided Abuja Businesswoman Who She Grows & Sells Cannabis by Melonsmasher: 5:04pm On Sep 04, 2022

Fact

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Crime › Re: Moment NDLEA Officers Raided Abuja Businesswoman Who She Grows & Sells Cannabis by Melonsmasher: 4:49pm On Sep 04, 2022*

Meanwhile meet Jim Belushi, an American actor who now grow weed for a living..

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi: We Should Be Careful Not To Create Another Monster - Dalung by Melonsmasher: 4:31pm On Sep 04, 2022

DSC7:
You can't support Tinubu without sounding stupidly stupid....

Anyways eat your usual so you can have more strength to continue barking like a maddt dog...

I even pity you add egg make jedi jedi no end your miserable life before 2023

you are already enjoying your agbado grin

Meanwhile look at what we got from harvest today, thanks to the APC government grin

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Politics › Re: Tinubu: No Need To Hurl Insults At Rival Parties, We Are Smarter by Melonsmasher: 3:55pm On Sep 04, 2022*

Shettima argued that Tinubu was instrumental to the emergence of the calamity known as President Muhammadu Buhari in 2015.

vote tinubu to show your appropriation for the good works of Buhari on transforming Nigeria from bad to worst

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (0 - 0) On 3rd September 2022 by Melonsmasher: 1:11pm On Sep 03, 2022

Liverpool under 2.5

Celebrities › Re: South Korean Actress Yoo Joo-eun Dies By Suicide, Leaves Note ( Pics,) by Melonsmasher: 10:27pm On Sep 02, 2022

Wasted

Foreign Affairs › Re: Ten Normal Things You Can't Buy Or Possess In North Korea by Melonsmasher: 6:59am On Sep 02, 2022

This guy is not the type of president you mess with

Politics › Re: I’m 70, Few Months Older Than Kukah, Tinubu Restates Readiness To Serve Nigeria by Melonsmasher: 6:09pm On Sep 01, 2022

TeeGentle:

Dat sanwo olu pics dey make me laugh

Politics › Re: Drug Case:Wherabouts Of Akande And Agbele,Tinubu Laundered 460k In Chicago? by Melonsmasher: 5:25pm On Sep 01, 2022

tinsel:
So you think Tinubu ha a drug case in USA, and even USA ambassador and other foreign diplomats keep visiting him?
Please, can we think with our brain and not with Anus.

He was tried, and the penalty was asset forfeiture.

Refreshing your mind

Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Spotted Chilling In Minneapolis by Melonsmasher: 9:52am On Sep 01, 2022

Mufakirnaqdiun:
Obob boss be like say na true talk oo,I just check am for Google and I dey see things,lol.

Guess you did your research well on FFK, how far he went to get his own wife pregnant due to impotence, they never had sex cheesy

Health › Re: Mosquito Farm Owner Believes That Enzymes From Mosquitoes May Cure HIV/AIDS by Melonsmasher: 10:00pm On Aug 31, 2022

A mosquito farmer who harvest malaria for a living

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Aston Villa (2 - 1) On 31st August 2022 by Melonsmasher: 8:13pm On Aug 31, 2022

Arsenal on fire

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Crime › Re: A Thief Transferred Money To My Account, Can I Be Arrested? by Melonsmasher: 8:03pm On Aug 31, 2022

You gave him back all the money he sent, there's nothing on you, long as you are sure you know nothing about it, stand your ground don't fret..

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Politics › Re: Jonathan And Bola Tinubu Held Hands To Have A Closed-Door Meeting (Photos) by Melonsmasher: 1:50am On Aug 31, 2022

MadeInTokyo:

Tinubu is seriously sick

They keep pulling him in gently and giving him the pain relief he needs to feel stronger

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Politics › Re: Tinubu And Wife In Throw Back Picture by Melonsmasher: 9:59pm On Aug 30, 2022

LalastiklaIa:
I thought I will be the only one to notice
I swear Remi look like a 21 year old girl whole jagaban look like one that just clocked 40. And Oluremi is 62 right now. Meaning Jagaban is 81 now.

Absolutely right lala

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