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phenomenon:
How to Make a Woman Happy


C.
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to
be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

Lol, funny, but "women" being humans would still not be satisfied if ur all these,

moondust:
thinking wy not create fun 4 yourself ? rather than whine?

I did sound like I was whinning, didnt mean to whine but tot the topic of the thread was "Share Your Thoughts" . Guess, I was sharin my tots in a "whinnish" way, my bad

"Mutee (m)
Lagos
Posts: 96

Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1240 on: June 16, 2007, 10:40 PM »

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There were times when i jst want 2 look @ your face frm the stars in d night. There were times when i just want 2 feel your embrace in d cold night. I jst cn't blieve you r mine now. You were jst a dream i once knw, never thot that i would b right for you. I jst cn't compare u wit anything in d world. You r all i need 2 b with, 4evermore "


awwwwwwwww, dts sweet!

Im thinkin dt for the first tym since I discovered NL, cnt find any interestin topics, im bored silly n im wonderin y!

My night wear- a pair of black hand me down gym trousers(frm my swt mama!) and a light green night gown I hate, so u wldnt catch me dead wearin outside the house!!!

I saw the topic and burst out LAUGHING!!! , haven't read d replies but I bet somebody has given you one similar to the one im goin2give, but im still goin2give it anyway, "ur frnds in Nig always ask you for money cuz ur not in the country n the automatic 9ja way of finkin is dt "u've gone outta d country to ENJOY" forget d fact dt u mentioned dt ur frm d "upper" class in 9ja, they'd still ask u for money even if u guys washed toilets together for a livin( b4 u travelled).

However, with sum1 who has lived on d streets b4(not literally), dey r streetwise n know how to ignore such demands without offendin d asker but for the "aje-butters", its a different story, some r a lil bit street wise and can deal with such demands, while some are just plain selfish and choose to avoid such situations, while the other innocent unsuspectn ones give, give and give, after some time, dey bcum wary, excesssively wary so dey cnt differentiate btween d genuine demand for help and the fake one, and just stop altogether, (u cn usually tell when u meet pple like dis cuz they r honest, brutally honest)

But from ur story, u said u dnt discriminate in choosing pple u associate with, ryt? So, you shld have frnds who belong to the street wise category, learn frm them, and "stop actin like u r frm the "upper" class, if u wnt to mix, mix totally n leave dt "upper" class accent at home, u know, dnt try to "remind" them, dt u r not in their class, and dey shld wash ur feet cuz u r bringin urself down to "associate" with them (if u r dt kinda person )

nyways, nuff said, me finks, goodluck with it

lol, was gonna reply to this topic but saw the replies, and they are some good ones, havent read all the replies but noticed, Damygurl n Nfyreyn(im sorry if I murdered d name!)kinda fink like I do, so all I 'll say is goodluck to Chrisd in fndin a woman who wnts a guy dt cn cook better dn she can!

rowlandwhy:
Dear Nairalanders,

Let us thank Seun our able moderator for upgrading this website.
Since after the server maintenance and upgrade, it has not been going off and on like NEPA.
It opens faster and replies are made easily.
even the unread replies button is working efficiently

Let us join hands together and say kudos to SEUN
Gbosaa!!!!

Gbosaaaaaaaaa!!! lol

replenish:
the first day i discovered nairaland, i was actually laughing aloud like a mad man in my office. my boss had to come out to see what was makin me laugh. never a dull moment with nairaland. na real sagbadiasiwin/oponu/didirin. am HOOKED already.

roflmfao!!! u guys r kinda funny but I agree wholeheartedly with hot-angel, u cnt write Nairaland on ur CV(xcept if ur the web owner, Seun) or whatever it is u call it, so advice, allocate a particular tym to Nairaland and try not to go beyond dt tym(know dt tym is for n our fellow nairalanders n Nairaland), do not allow it take over your life, u gotta practise some kind of self discipline!

Used to be addicted as well, but sumfin happened along the way, cnt remember precisely what, and I "weaned" myself off Nairaland almost effortlessly, so u cn do it if u put ur mind to it, im not askn u to stop totally but all this talk bout addictn,

This site is quite nice, but its not "all that" (Seun, no hidden "jabs" jst sayin what i fink, dts what dis site is about, ryt?

lmao!

edatika:
wife material, husband material

is it jeans?chinoz?satin?, or ankara?=))

-lmao!!!

diddy4:
i don't wann@ say this but this guy must be related to baba oby. for a whole delta wey i don see fine fine girls one go blind na in this guy come here they lower in reps. nna men, this is complete fukoyo ooo. odi wula fu*k up now.

goodluck shaa. hope u find her.

-lol, u r absolutely MEAN! lol

Olumide7:
Why this guy dey burn in rep like this sef?

-lol, u wicked oh!

expression:
[b] Hello,
My name is Denno, a student of the Delta state university abraka.
Please i am single, i need a caring hearted nice looking girl between 18 and 19 for a serious relationship.

- at the author, i'd like to know, why do guys always say, "caring hearted, nice looking girl?" when i hear the word caring from a guy, red lights come on, cuz it sounds like they are lookin for substitute mothers! really! and why do you have to say carin? u get wat u give, its only an ode(dunce) that 'll be carin to u, when u dont care but if u r carin to her, she'll definitely be caring towards you!

diddy4:
omo nawa for una ooo. instead of you guys to be planning on how to get that money na woman wahala dey worry una now. u no know say if u no get money no ofeke for u?

-lmao, my brother pls tell them oh! lol

Olumide7:
_{at your age? Still asking that question? May be the question should have been how can a girl scope me? I'm dissapointed in you as a man! What do you want the girls to say?}

-lol, Olumide!

Soulpatrol, roflmao, i know this aint supposed to be fnny but my God, u described it in details so i could practically feel what u were feelin then, i guess u r one of the lucky ones!
"he was lookin at me intently" my God u sound like one of those romantic novels that so totally screwed my romantic psyche. ahhhhhhh! lol

Babyosisi, let it rest ok?
Idekeson, An ayah or Surah is the arabic name for verse or a part of the Qur'an like sayin verse 8 of Genesis(or summin like dt) etc in the bible.
Awackson, is dt ur child in that pic? awwww, she's cute and the picture is sweet.

@ smartsoft, give her time, she's young-whether she acts matured or not, she's still a kid, let her enjoy her childhood, b4 you take it away. you wont die if you dont date her and i can bet she wont die if you dont date her, so let her be, u guys can be good friends, maybe when she's ready she'll respect you for waitin this long for her and trust me, your relationship would be much better if you chill out and get to know each other well b4 runnin in2 things! u dig?

@Txlonghorn, damn ur chic is it (no lesby intentions oh!) and u r lucky. i wish u guys a very very very happy married life.

needeeg:
8- YOU CAN ONLY HAVE A GReaT RELATIONSHIP WHEN YOU DON”T NEED ONE: - when your life is so wonderful that having a relationship looses its focus is when you will attract the right mate. This is not the same as forcing yourself not to think about relationship or shutting down out of disappointment

- i understand all that apart from this, so what if im havin a really wonderful life and attractin a great mate wont make it lose its focus but add to its richness, then i wont attract the great mate, because my life wont lose focus? please explain.

ok, thats not so nice or funny!

lol, cocky definitely and i fink u'll get either of two responses, it depends on your looks
if you are cute and u say that in a mock serious way, she could laugh (if she has a sense of humour) or you could get a real hard slap which u definitely deserve! lol

@diyobdw,Thank you, i have actually started. i used to read just the arabic Qur'an but now, i also read the meanin.
u need more muslims like you.i am encouraged.
-jazakallah

salam guys, im real proud to know that they are so many muslims on nl, not just muslims by name but also know the Qurán well, will it be dumb for me to admit not havin a favourite amongst the surahs in the holy book? i guess it will be, i don't have a favourite not because, i can't chose from all the beautiful surahs but partly because i aint an expert in religious issues and i dont know this surahs so well. but i can say comfortably that, i absolutely LOVE Al-Fathiha, so i guess its my favourite?

bi salam, and by the way, what do you guys suggest we do to help the  people in the middle-east? there's gotta be something we can do.

lol, i know, i mean i'm just tryin to imagine that, marryin a guy and payin all the bills in the house, i'm sorry, it just too hard to imagine. not cuz of money but, there's just sumfin about it. its like tryin to imagine gettin married to a christain.

lmao, why dont i believe the guys who say that having their wives earn more than they do wont bother them?, it cant be bcuz i dont believe them can it? i mean its no real big deal, i can just see someone like Oprah marrying one of her make up artists guyz! hmmm, really convenient dont you think? _{plz guyz dont make me laugh!} i mean plz!!! and then maybe if you guyz go for a dinner party of one of ur not so mutual friends(i mean she has two cars and u r still takin Okada) then whats gonna happen, you are surrounded by glamour and glitz of the cream de la cream of the society, she fits right in, while you are there totally resenting her for being so much at home while you feel like an outsider, ofcourse you wont mind, yeah right!

abeg make una face reality, we girls are always shouting of our insecurities but do you know guyz have much much much more fragile egos than we do._{women, we have more strength than we really think.}

i doubt if any guy that marries a more succesful woman than would be able to make that marriage last, even if he loves the woman more than he loves his life, his pride will always come in between them.

then, i dont think i can marry a guy who isnt making enuff to support the family, i was brought up with the image of a guy being the head of the family, so he's gotta have something going. i mean, he might not be the only one supportin the family, i'll definitely put in my 2cents but he's gotta have something SOLID goin for him.

Seun, wow!!! ur post knocked me off my feet, it was so totally unexpected and i respect that in a guy. i hope u put those words into action when you finally get married.

hmmm, then u r certainly unique! , i love that.

emmm Seun, everybody(ok, practically everybody) has put in a comment and you arent replyin,whats up?

Mystique:
I'm bored

---damn girl, the picture in your profile is scary! lol, would add you to my friends list but u yahoo id is hidden

ok sir!!! so i guess we pray for them, ehn?
ok, i will but im so worried.