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lol,

no Rhodalyn, i  told u, i've been single for the past 19 yrs, n maybe when i was younger i used2fantasize that every guy who shares an interest wit me is my "dreamlover" and i ended up being heart broken everytym, so i've learnt2invest woteva love, company(u know, when im lonely, i just take a book or dance2some music), etc in myself! im so independent now dt if u knew me when i was growin up u'll wonder where the young me went to!
miserable cuz i dont have a guys lovin arms around me?!!!hell no!!!i aint make myself miserable over some guy, no way!
so swthrt, i guess we r different! but dnt be fooled, i've got a very soft hrt within but i've protected that hrt with strong iron gates!sssshhhhhhhhh, dnt tell any1 tho', it btw me n u!

n yeah i also hate it when guys r clingy!!! i hat eit, or when guys get all girly! u knowlike gay guys, ewwwwwwwwww

lmao, its not bad being single, u dont have2answer to anyone but at the same time, Rhodalyn, u make being in a relationship sound like heaven! it might be heaven but not always, right?

lol, hear!hear!

lol, i read it cuz tho its 2:10am here, i cant sleep n then i'll start droolin 2morrow!
it sounds basically like a guy who has found someone who he wants2spend the rest of his life with, but is tryin2convince himself the single life is better! but is failin miserably!!!
i wouldnt know if its  better2be single or in a relationship cuz i've been single all my life!!! n i aint complaining,

abi?

lol oracle, wetin molly do? i know its just an xpression but still it looks funny!

hate ke? i have no idea wat dt means!!!how can i hate u? lol

@ funketobi, i know u guyz didnt just finish, how can u just have finished if u remember all the nice crazy stories u r tellin? just being envious, n yes hot angel i did my pry schoolin in 9ja but i've 4gotten all dt cuz of a very long story(if i start now, u'll probably fall asleep on ur keyboard n funketobi n mer-C 'll hate me forever! lol)so keep reminiscing, i finished at bout the same period as u did, only i did pry5 but not 6

lol, sorry retro for being this slow, u really had me goin4a while there! lol, Afeni, u r in deep shit! lol

lol guyz,
retro i a int being sarcastic! really!!! lol

lol, pls do, zeebyrocks-yahoo
n retro i got no beef4u oh! i just fink u r really adorable, Afeni must be feelin on top of the world, i mean a female actually finks he's all that! wow! thats really sweet!lol

nope! but it looked so funny! translate, pretty please?

rofl, lol, lol, lol, i havent finished readin this thread but it sure is makin me sides hurt so bad esp diddy4's replies!

rofl, u guyz remember all dt stuff!!! be truthful, when did u finish primary skool?last yr? u guyz sound like u just finished! i envy u guyz, atleast u have memories!

hmmm, ok, i agree but ofcourse i wouldnt let him know instantly im interested! i mean, even with Naija girls frontin, my bro tells me everyday"the ratio of girls2guys is 20:1"i hate it when i hear dt, im like so friggin wat? alot of gals r bcumin lesby's now, so wat d big deal? so i wouldnt let him get the idea im desperately intersted cuz then the get annoyingly arrogant!

lmao

lol

Mer-C:
DAYUM! That's sick!

i know! *gagging noises*

i know i feel u but no1 said anyfin bout playin hard2get, just dnt be too desperate n clingy(i cnt stnd guys who r clingy!)
and yes! definitely! a guy who knows what he wants is an absolute turn-on,lol

just kunmi i feel you but u have2be sure she's interested.
no retro, we r all diff, u know? a guy who acts desperate is soooo not my kind of guy, i've stopped keepin in touch with a particular male frnd of mine cuz he started actin like the sun rose cuz of me! pls i want a lil attention but not too much, let me work4wat i get, but ofcourse u'll also work4watever u get!

Jaguda, good God, my sides r achin frm laughin, its funny!

O king:
robby where on Earth did u get these tests from? and to think all this will multiply by the No of children u plan to have !! .maybe its better to just have a cool,well trained,and predictable dog that u can always kill when things start to get out of hand

rofl, u r crazy!lmao, remember ur parents also went thru all this! lol

igbonla:
funny but too negative and discouraging! can we have the reward list?

reward list? lol, i wouldnt know cuz im only 19, but i know dt d reward u get isnt sumfin u can sit down n start writin down, its too much but i can tell u one, d smile of a kid, an innocent smile, my God , its the sweetest fin on earth, really, i shld know, im addicted2chocolate! lol

hmmm, someone dt makes a lil bit of sense, bt u dnt ignore her too much oh!

iice:
Wud it matter if she can cook but can't f**k?? lol

lol guys! really funny, but that brings2mind anoda issue, if ur mate(female or male) cant (clearin my throat)perform in the bedroom(yáll know wat i mean) does it really matter?

yes oh! im really feelin u gals, hot stepper, eve, blunubian etc, u right on! ofcourse we front, u got a problem with that?

wat do u mean? reduce her respect for you? it depends on how dt respect was gotten in the first instance. like i tell pple, "respect isnt gotten cuz u want it but cuz u earn it"! and so if my big bro for instance earns my respect, d fact dt i date his frnd wouldnt matter at all! but if it's a matter of ï'm older than u, so u shld respect me, of course, i'll eventually lose my respect for him, if im datin he's frnd. i hope im makin myself clear? and nyways, i use2have a very minor crush for my bro's frnd but ofcourse its long gone now, we r good friends now but dt doesnt in any way affect my relationship wit my bro

thanks Kheme oh!!! u wont marry me cuz i cant cook? r u marryin me or my culinary skills? i aint sayin i cant cook, but pls i'm not marryin somebody2bcum his live in, bed sharin maid!, tell me this is beyond optimistic but i dont intend2get married2a guy n do everything in the house, im not sayin i cant cook, i can cook, i can wash(not dt im goin2wash his laundry or anyfin) i clean up our house etc but i'll expect him2contribute sumfin n i aint talkin bout money(cuz im goin2work too!)

ahhhhh, i sigh, those where the dayz!

rofl, see these guyz consolin themselves on how they fink ladies like2be approached!(i slap my hands together!) u guyz r PATHETIC im sorry if dts rude, bt its true! puhleeze! one said, take her to my car, have sex wiv her n drop her off!!! u r sooo cocky! no1)the word here is "lady", do u by any chance know what that means? i doubt it, if u do, u wouldnt have spat out the rotten stuff u did!
no 2) the story isnt sooo pathetic, its a lil pathetic but not sooo pathetic, i mean we watch movies like titanic n 50first dates! so hey its not so bad! but i feel one of the chics here(4gotyten her name) i mean, why rehearse? the only xcuse i can fink of for any guy who spits out rehearsed lines is dt, he doesnt have confidence in himself! n a guy without confidence is a no-go area for most girls, seun, there are no pre-determined ways to be approached, just be natural

LiquidMind:
Don't go after cuties let them come after you.

Always be an Alpha King that is what you are.

(my eyes r raised, u must really have an over inflated image of urself!)-2liquid mind

i cant say, its love or not cuz it has too lil details, it could be infatuation! d fact dt she cnt read xcept u r arnd dont mean shit, pardon me oh! im not always rite. be more detailed, it sounds like puppy love2me.

ewwwwwwww!!! emmmm, wat were u doin by the way? okay, peace! just pullin ur legs, u dnt have2reply!