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diddy4:
you can get some whipping too if u want.

---(xcuse me? im laughin so hard im findin it hard2type in!) whippin? it aint my kinda thingy!

awwww! Gwaine, i tot u were online now! nyways, l8erz then.

thanks guys, u've really been great helps, not!!! but nyways, i hope u have fun whippin each others a**es,

iice:
Ahhh so this is the question u wanted 2 ask, well never claimed 2 wanting a good guy or having a solid relationship, so am of the minority here and i like bad boys, dnt have much in common with good guys or the straight laced ones so am always in crazy relationships lol,

-hmmm, good4u but r u implyin dt in all the relationships u have,  u dnt invest a teeny weeny bit of emotion in it? it's just "wham bam"thank you ma'am and they r  gone? seriously? wow!!!

dondele:
nahh, girl you like bad guys cuzz they are bad. but don't get it twisted cuzz a lot of bad guys are good and d good ones have some pretty bad personality.

--- they do? i certainly havent seen it in any of the bad boys i know!

Teezy:
Me personally i go for the bad guy too, but u gotta know the "bad guys" have some good in them they just don't show it often. They show their love in a different way i guess. While the good guys can sometimes get really soft, and to me that's annoying. I like my man to be strong and be able to protect me.

-protect you? learn some karate girlfriend and protect yourself! kidding!im not disputing that, bad guys have some good in them but it doesnt show itself often eg u wait till 1am before he returns, but u r soooooooooo glad he's back, u dnt even remember that he's late!

and pls tell me just one good in Bobby Brown thats making Whitney destroy herself like this?

i'm seriously bothered by something i've noticed in most women, not all but most of us.
women claim they want-love, attention, care, trust, Honesty, security, they all want to be appreciated, shown romance(yáll know what i'm talkin about) etc but then given options between dating a good guy(you know the kind of guys, sweet, honest, kind, thoughtful, gives you the kind of attention you want and even more,_{in other words, the boring kind of guy}! do i need to go on?) and the bad boy type(charming, crazy, fun to be with, drop dead gorgeous, makes your heart miss a beat by just a smile or look^{(ahhhhhhhhhhh!)} kind of guy, you see most women breaking their hearts over the bad boy! why's this?

we all know with the good guy, u get security, u get romance and more, the bad boy type promises he'll call, but while you are waiting for his call, he's out breaking another girl's heart, while the good guy calls and checks up on you every minute to know if his "angel" is ok! my God! this bugs me bad and i want to know because i think i've got that ailment too, u know the type of ailment u have when you're craving for a snack, u've got all kinds of fruits in your fridge but  you just got to have that bar of bounty or mars, knowin that the fruits will be of more good to your health than the chocolate bar! whats wrong with us? do you think its a sickness in our minds ? that in a sick way, we crave punishment?

ok guys, i've got sumfin on my mind, i'd like2know what  u guys think, its kind of related2this but not exactly should i start a new thread? i'll start one anyway,

Mystique:
No particular criteria in choosing friends, but i prefer people i could learn a thing or two from

---i fink i know what u talkin bout.

ToyM28:
You've got a point. But what kind of friend would u be if u measure the worth of a friend on how many of your drinks they pay for?!

-abi?

saintchux:
YAHOO NIGERIA! That will be great.

The presence of yahoo in Nigeria, what will it give us as a nigeria? Can out Nigeria web programmer compete with yahoo Nigeria. Is this going to be another way of making the poor porer and the rich richer.

Some of us that are advocate of yahoo Nigeria does not even stay on net up to 5hrs a day.

What we need is not yahoo Nigeria. But a Nigeria company that will out perform yahoo. For how long will we continue to advocate for foreign goods are services. If we keep on bringing in these foreign IT firm into this country. Then we will after paying paris club we will enter into another bondage where all services in this country is from outside. And we keep on paying foreign firms.

Imagine Microsoft Nigeria, Dell Nigeria, HP Nigeria etc. What does these guys do here. Just to sell their product. While our IT firm will just be a represntative of foreign IT firm. How many of us know that there are IT firms here that manufacture computers. How many of us are using made in Nigeria software. Please stop advocating for foreign IT firm, let us develop our own.

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*clap, clap, clap* Nig needs more pple like you, but emmmm, wat exactly r u doing to help Nig gets to that stage, there's a book that says sumfin bout this kind of thing, capitalist nigger, i think its called.it would be cool for us to actually get there but considerin what we Nigerian pple consider impt ie gettin Gucci wears, drivin the latest sports car,etc all unimportant things, i dont believe we will get there!

i feel like an agbaya here, so i aint going to put my age, i live the rest to your imaginations and can i please know the pt to this thread?
age is nothing but a no, why dnt u determine people's age by the posts or response2ur questn ns or whatér,

hey! i dnt need any haterz, if u dnt like my reply just ignore! ok? else i'll spank u red!

@hoodboi, lol
@ Zebudaya, u still not gettin my pt, i want us both to be finanacially stable so if he needs to get himself a tie or sweater or sumfin, he doesnt need2come to me, and if i need2pamper myself, go2a beauty parlour or service my car, i dont need2go to him to ask him for money! if u still dont understand me, then i aint sure u will or u already understnd me but u dnt want2admit u do.

zebudaya:
see why i wont marry them, when i'm done i would come and look for the simple and not greedy ones like you? wait for me!

--by the tym u r 30, simple ones like me would have found their Mr. Wonderful,

n by the way, we've gone off topic

lol, a man would marry a woman who washes toilets, so when they get married he bcums the alpha n omega, innit? i want us both to be financially stable, so if i wanna get a sweater for our angels, i dont need to ask him4money,get my pt?

lol Zebudaya!!! i would love2hear u sing. i didnt say, when he is financially stable, i said, when we are both financially stable and hey dont say dat cuz im a woman im greedy or materialistic, i dnt know bout d kind of girls u date, but im a very simple person,greed and my name never appear in the same sentence,ok?

we both have 2be financially stable cuz when we marry i dnt want financial issues2hinder our havin angels frm our union! and i want to be able2provide the very best for them(the angels)! so u understand me?

lol, poor teacher, not!!!lmao

hey we r talkin bout the same fin, stronger erection=climax ie"satisfaction"isnt it? so we r sayin the same fin!

and i aint sayin stay a nerd forever! u can have fun as long as the poor girl u r havin the fun with knows thats what u r doing, havin fun! and then, u r havin fun for 30yrs with no serious tot of settlin down, u just have this vague idea that when im 30, i'll get married, abi? u'll clock 40 n u'll be enjoyin the "responsibilty-less"life dt u'll keep decievin urself, u'll get married at 50! or better yet, 60, nah, u'll be workin out so lets make dt, 90! lmao, oh boy!

even lil bow wow has his share of "greedy mercenaries"yeah sure, i agree but he aint 30! n wats more he's got money! n correction, i donot have any "mechanical one"i have the "real thing"at my disposal anytime of the day, all i have2do is indicate.(ya heard?)lol


Zebudaya, i got no problem with ur havin fun while u still got youth but dnt be so much in2 the fun that when u finally meet someone u'll like2share forever with, ú ignore her or dispose of her cuz u r still 26! n u have no intention of gettin married till u r 30! i dnt xpect my husband to be a virgin(puhleaze, my head is not that high in the clouds!) but i dnt mind findin my mr wonderful now n gettin married when we r both financially stable, u know wat i mean?

Hugoboi:
@ me,myself

What i just said was a personal opinion.U need to recognose that my parents are really separate from who i am.environment they say,shapes an individual.U don't blame people like me cus the insincerity of women{ratha b***hs} has kind of outdated loveTHe world was a betta place during our parents' era.Its so different now.

-hmmmso u''ll forgive me, if i say im talkin2a bitter person here,right? care2share ur story? sorry, if i sound like im kissin a**, im not, i would just like2understand u better, u can tell me to sod off!

kellorah:
im going to marry for love and companionship. that's what REAL marriage should be about!if any guy's marrying me just for children, hmmmm his own don finish

-lol, Kellorah, i feel sorry4d guy already!

okay good, i'll let u know, when im ready n i know ur nl name is Gwaine, that was a mistake

hugoboi, darling, speak4urself! never generalise, i've learnt dt in the long run. may i ask u a ques? u got parents right? did ur dad marry ur mum just cuz he wanted2have kids n *eyes raised* partnership? ok, like i said speak4urself, its more dn that for my parents!

@ Orikinla, hmmm, wat kind of women do u date?

yeah, just tot i'd add2that, u can do watér u want but just tot i'd ask u a very silly ques, do u fink, on ur 30th b.day, u'd wake up n they'll be a line of single women askin u to marry them? or that you'll just wake up n "flash" a bulb will just appear on ur head n u'll be like i'll get married 2day? n they'll be a a trailer load of women at ur whims n call?  or wait, pls dont go yet, just finish readin my silly questions, at 30, u'll just decide2stick to one woman, and it'll be so simple, like buttering ur toast after using women for like,  , 30 yrs? wow!!! dts real smart! i mean wats2switchin frm being a real player wit diff faces2say g'mornin everyday to seein the same face grow old,everyday?psssssssssssh, no big deal, i know, rite?


look watér dude! n then considerin viagra, hmmmm, ever watched this film "when Sally first met Harry(sumfin like that)?" if u have, then u'll know that more women are learnin how to fake "satisfaction" really, no kiddin! and i've got no problem wit u changin girls every sec but the problem with the kinda girls who actually demean themselves to this kinda thingy is that as sooon as the "drama"is over, they r gone, so u'll sleep in ur bed alone n dt brings us back2the issue of u wakin up2 a cold n empty bed! sounds like fun! bring it on!

ha! ha! ha! Zebudaya, its okay2build castles in the air but at a particular age, it bcums scary!
peace broda! do watér u want,ok?

Busta:
when the night becomes cold, i go out and get a "very thick blanket and not a useless and dirty wrapper"

-lmao, i feel u sista!

Smashing!:
As much as a lot of sistas would like to get married It's just ain't happening easily anymore. We sistas really can't propose to these guys can we? In our Nigrerian churches we keep hearing testimonies from sistas about years of singleness then a lot of fasting and praying session then Mr. Right happened.
I think we should be satified with ourselves and try to develop ourselves, physically, menatlly and spiritually as much as we can, Then anyway we end up, Cool.

-amen2that oh! u tell em!

ok, believe it was a real relief knowin u arent gonna spank me *rolls eyes* lol

u know what, i'd like2approach this from a different direction, r u open2ideas?

hmmm, im just smilin here, whats d pt of discussin which is better?
like someone said"different strokes4different folks"we cant all be the same! the world will be VERY  boring!
so while some of us prefer our space lik Zarah, some of us like viper(i aint sure bout dt) fink u gots2have someone? rite? well, well, well, different strokes for diffrent folks!

okay oh! i hear una!

Seun:
I do not play hard-to-get. I am hard to get!

When I ask you "what do you love to do?" and you say "singing, dancing, cooking, cleaning, fashion, and men" I just roll my eyes and move on to the next prospect. There has to be more to a woman than all that.

*i snicker* hard2get? dnt worry, i live wit a guy like that dt! u r not alone but i'd like to know just out of curiosity, do u ever wait2find out if thats really what she loves doing? ofcourse, there's got2be more2 a woman than that but guys like you who believe they r are "hard2get" never wait2find out! i mean, why shld u ask in the first place what she loves2do? find out urself n see if its worth it! and any woman who tells you, cookin, fashion, "men", clothes etc is an egg head! and its only gals like Paris Hilton who'll tell u dt n for you to apprach someone like Paris Hilton, ahn ahn, wetin u dey look for? its certainly not brains! lol

zebudaya:
Justkunmi i don't think games work, after all we are all adults here. I am never desperate nor needy but I am not hard to get/hard to please. I don't even chase girls who play hard to get because i have one key rule: "If a girl likes you she would make it easier for you" Look at rockstars,rappers,nba players they get all that a$$ because women want them. and it's relatively easy access to the a$$ Now the key is to find out how to make women want you more, and for most guys it's not playing hard to get.

P.S you have to have way more than average money, looks, clothes, sense of humour to play hard to get otherwise what is she trying to get. The average guy is just that average.

-okay oh , i hear una! there's more2life than just gettin laid! when u turn 70 n wake up everyday an old grouch with no1 to laugh at ur dry jokes or u wake up to an empty cold bed everyday, then i fink u'll know wat im talkin bout!

lioness:
why don't you guys just ask Jesus Himself?

emmmm, last tym i checked, Jesus wasnt on earth, i would have asked him but he left b4 i could(duhhhhhhhhhhh!)

@ ajia23, im not being silent cuz im scared of being spanked by Gwaine or some other naira landers,im just waitin4d right moment2put in my 2cents n ur method, well, i wouldnt totally criticize it cuz compared to Ajisafe's method, its much more matured.

emmm Gwaine, bout callin my Prophet a pedophile n all those digustin names, i've dealt wit dt issue b4, her real age isnt really known, she might have been young but had attained puberty, one of the beliefs is that she was 10yrs at the time of proposal and 15yrs before the actual CONSUMATION.the fact that it was consummated, doesnt actually mean he slept with her, so please get your facts straight!
and he slept with her with HER PERMISSION, so it really isnt anyone's problem if she was young! he didnt force her!

and then, girls then were not as small or immature as we are now now, they were actually very mature and grown up, like someone said, girls in Islamic countries are brought up with the knowledge that the have to work4whatever they want as we all know, manna doesnt fall frm heaven again(our sins block it from fallin! lol)

so he definitely WASNT a pedophile! ok?

yes oh! i totally love Natasha's "i bruise easily"

Debowsky I like the way you replied, but you see, if I am to make a choice, I must be able to base my choice on some reasons. If you say some of those things are incomprehensible, it may actually be difficult for me to make the choice. Please try and explain as much as possible some of the concerns rised by ajia23. Even though I do not approve of some of his methods, he sure voices my confusion about trinity and some of the reported actions of Jesus leading to his crucifiction. Why would Jesus want to evade the task he obviously came to earth to do? Why would the devil try to tempt Jesus knowing he was God? Why would Jesus pray to himself on the cross when he is Hod as enunciated by davidylan and TayoD? Please give me the responses to these questions.

Gwaine please explain this quote to me. Is it really in the bible? What does it mean?

Bible Version
“Then God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth…and the LORD was SORRY that he had made men on earth, and it GRIEVED him to his heart. So the LORD said, “I will blot out man whom I have created…for I AM SORRY that I have made them” (Gen. 5: 6-7). “And the LORD REPENTED OF THE EVIL which he thought to do to his people.” (Exo. 32:14, Judges 2:18 and Gen. 18:20-21). Jacob wrestled and defeated God (Gen.32:24-30). “And the LORD was with Judah: and he drove out the inhabitants of the mountain, but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley because they had chariots of iron” (Judges 1:19)

Thank you.

soulpatrol:
people, help me out here. i have this thing where when im single i want to be in a relationship and when im in a relationship i suddenly want to be single again because i miss my freedom. is that normal?

depends, if i'd call dt weird or not, maybe u r always gettin invovled wit guys who r tooooooooooo possesive or too clingy, if u know wat im talkin bout! so sit n examine the situation, maybe its cuz u get involved wit those kinda guys, then u had better stop! holla back, lets see if i cn help.

ugly ones!!! ti o ba je kin mu e! too bad u aint online, i wanted2get get xactly wat u mean by "ugly" cuz if im right i fink u mean ugly ones, r ones dt r not too pretty, may not be curvaceous,overweight, or what, pls expantiate! cuz d last tym i checked, beauty is in d eye of the beholder n beauty has never been known to be an external fin, i fink beauty is a fin of spirit! my friends fink i've got a weird taste cuz i neva say im attracted2a guy who obviously is cute "externally"! why? cuz when i look at you, its ur spirit i see, its d light of ur soul dt attracts me2u! oofcourse, ur looks factor in at some pt but not always!

so swthert, pls look twice b4 u call anybody ugly, ok? she might be ugly2u but someone else's beauty ever heard of this song "what makes u different, makes you beautiful?"-backstreet boiz, u need to!

thank Rhod, i got2go sleep now, else they'll have to inject me2wake me up.
night, night, mwah!

addicted-simple plan
never fall again(or sumfin like dt)-Janet Jackson
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