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lol retro, big help! lol
Henry, i would help  if i understood what u wrote bt sincerely, i have a very vague idea what you're talkin bout but i don't want2jump guns, so u cn explain further, if u want, emmm, ur story up dere, its too long,hint,hint,

ha! ha! swing4real, i'd like2see you when u finally fall in love, trust me, its guys like you who fall the hardest!
nywayz, r u guys kiddin? first love is just infatuation? abi wetin una say? abeg oh! no break my heart!!!
i've been infatuated with just one guy4d last 19yrs! n even tho'i didnt date him cuz they were complications, the least not being the fact dt, he obviously was a player n i was too young to risk my heart(he was also young), i still havent dated any1 cuz no1 smiles the way he does, i haven't seen anybody's eyes twinkle mischeviously d way his does! no one understands me or has the same crazy sense of humour he has! so im still searchin, we've lost touch, so too bad for me and last i heard, he was still a player n not mopin around finkin of me! so i've decided2move on, but i still believe it was love n no, not at first sight!
so u guys, ur first infatuation cn be love for some pple n otherwise for others, so dont generalise!
one love!

lol, my bro, it aint dier fault, u look nicer if u wear a tank top n dnt have ur stomach protudin like dt of a 20yr old pregnancy, but i admit some of dem over do it, derefore, bulimia, anorexia n wat have u? but still, its mostly d fault of the media n the public, we diss them if the put on a lil weight, yet we scream hell if the bcum too thin, they r just human beings like us with their insecurities, fears, loneliness etc, u get my drift? so the result, dnt be too fast2judge them "he without sin, cast the first stone"

hmmmm, piercings? i fink they r cute, as in seriously, but it depends on where, i love piercins on the belly button, but im too much of a ninny2get one, i might get one

anybody bored? u cn holla at me at zeebyrocks-yahoo messenger! someone please save me, im so terribly bored out of my mind!

lmao all of u!

Something to  end your day,
 
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope roped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But Its not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,

John



PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.

sunday was mothers day, and i just tot i'd paste a late remainder on mothers and what they really deserve(me and my mum quarrel all the tym,lol) but still i dont know what i'd have bcum without her, she's the pillar i lean on, when i get too weak to handle the world and who pushes me back and tells me, "u r a fighter, dont let the world break you" etc her and my dad.

no matter how many tyms u guyz r at loggerheadz, appreciate her once in a while, cuz she carried you in her womb for 9months, that takes a lot. then breast feeds you, i dont know how it feels to breast feed a baby but everytym i see a mother feed her baby, i fink its the most touchin fin ever,

anybody feel me?fink bout it

Mothers deserve nearly divine devotion

The Prophet Mohammad (pbuh) was asked, "Who deserves my utmost help and compassion?"
"Your mother," the prophet answered.
Who next? Your mother.
Who next? Your mother.
And then whom? Your father.

Mothers receive their special status because they provide the gift of life to a child. Because of the hardship of pregnancy, delivery and breastfeeding, God obligates us to be mindful of our mothers, especially as we prepare to celebrate Mother's Day on Sunday.

As the Quran says, "And We have enjoined on man to be kind to his parents. His mother bore him in weakness and pain upon weakness and pain and his weaning is in two years: Give thanks to Me and to your parents. Unto Me is the final destination."
Imam Sajjad (pbuh) in the seventh century reminded us of the heavy debt we owe our mother. She carried you in her womb, gave you the fruit of her heart, helped you to rest even if she had to stay up, fed you even if she had to stay hungry, protected you from the heat and cold, cleaned you and talked to you.
You can't appreciate your mother enough.

Love and dutifulness to parents are next to divine devotion. Even smiling at your parents is considered an act of worship, while maltreatment and cutting ties with parents is one of the most serious seven sins in Islam. There is no place in paradise for those who hurt their parents.

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
In the Islamic legal system, the father is financially and spiritually responsible for the welfare of the mother and children. The Prophet Muhammad set a wonderful example for husbands by entertaining the children and helping with the chores in addition to providing food, clothing and shelter for his family.

Mother's Day may be best known for eating out, gifts, hugs and kisses. But it should also be a day of building better bridges between mothers and children, of renewing our lifelong commitment to our mothers. We must keep our parents near to us in their old age.

"And your Lord has decreed that you worship none but Him, and that you be dutiful and kind to your parents. If one of them or both of them attain old age in your life, say not to them a word of contempt, nor brush them away, but address them with honor. And lower unto them the wing of humility, and say: My Lord! Bestow on them Your Mercy as they took care of me when I was young." (Quran 17-23).

Mothers are responsible for raising good children and good citizens. There would be no Ishmael without Hagar, no Jesus without Mary.

Our mother's personality, patience, purity, love, sacrifice, dignity and wisdom give the children the basic understanding of life and truth by which we can ascend to heaven. As the Prophet Mohammad (pbuh) said, "Paradise lies at the feet of the mothers."

Our mothers deserve our gratitude, obedience, care and support not only on Mother's Day but every day.

Ajisafe:
hmmmm,Ajisafe maybe i shld speak yoruba to you for you to finally accept, i'm a "sane" Nigerian.a yoruba(mi o kin se oyinbo!omo ile ni mi,i hope i got that rite,i can speak it but i'm pathetic in writin it) and i wouldnt say i'm mad at you for callin me a lunatic but i'll pray for you, evrytym i say my prayers.

@ me,myself:
It's either you're a trouble-making hypocrite, or just being plain stupid. Was I referring to you when I said "Apparently, these so-called Muslims were so scared and blinded that they couldn't discern the excesses of the disbelieving folks (kufars). So, I told them to keep their mouths shut. But there was this lunatic from America who called herself a "Muslima" -- she just wouldn't leave me alone. She and I were at it for a very long time -- boy, did we make the kufars so happy!"? Do you live in America? The lady in question was an "akata" from Minnesota, USA -- can you see how foolishly you've jumped the gun? I'm sorry for you and that loudmouth in Kenya that eggs you on.

lets c,trouble makin hypocrite, hmmm(thinkin, )nah,i wouldnt say that, maybe i used to be when i was little.
plain stupid, that i know i'm not cuz i may not know everyfin but i'm open to knowledge and its taken me places.
yeah, i know i've jumped the gun, but u could have corrected me without callin me or Mr Ajia23 names, Ajisafe, u need to work on ur patience.
like i said,i'll pray4u.peace.bi salam

hmmmm,Ajisafe maybe i shld speak yoruba to you for you to finally accept, i'm a "sane" Nigerian.a yoruba(mi o kin se oyinbo!omo ile ni mi,i hope i got that rite,i can speak it but i'm pathetic in writin it) and i wouldnt say i'm mad at you for callin me a lunatic but i'll pray for you, evrytym i say my prayers.i'll pray that Allah helps broaden ur mind and if its my way thats wrong, he broadens mine and other muslims.blive me, i have enuff sins,nobody is perfect.without addin an aggressive disagreement with a muslim. i'm sorry if i ever called you names but i would like you to broaden ur mind, u know i used to be a very impatient person b4, gettin angry over no reason etc but i adopted something, its called a desiderata,it was found in a church,st pauls parish(i can imagine the smirk on ur face seein the word church-the author isnt known) as my mantra and do you know its worked miracles for me, that and the fact that i have a better relationship with God(Allah,just to clear things).
like i said( b4 u started insultin me) i admire ur passion for islam and if u would just use it in a positive way, ignorin insults to you,like sahih al-bukhari has said “You do not do evil to those who do evil to you, but you deal with them with forgiveness and kindness.” (Sahih Al-Bukhari ) , u would win more souls in2 islam than counterin aggressiveness wit aggressiveness,like u've been doin, mind you i'm NOT judgin u cuz nobody is perfect and that brings anoda issue,stop callin muslim kufars or munafikins cuz u r sining, just cuz we dont agree to your method of jihad doesnt mean we r hypocrites, we just share different perspectives to an issue, its allowed rite? i mean the world would be a very BORING place if we were all programmed to have the same beliefs,thats why Allah created us with choices AND the brains to know rite choices frm wrng choices.
i'm tryin to make peace with you, accept my white flag.

i would love to paste desiderata here so u'll understnd why its my mantra. and b4 i do that,Mr Ajia23, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! and i admire ur dedication,open mindedness and patience.may Allah bless you and make more muslims like you and BETTER. and the other muslims here too who have contributed their knowledge in one way or the other,may Allah make it easy for us(amin)

                     [b]                                 Desiderata


Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.


If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.


Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let not this blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.


Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.


Therefore, be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams; it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful.


Strive to be happy.[/b]

these r words of wisdom.

lol

hmmm.but that doesnt mean u wont date her, does it
dont mind me, just bein mischevious,

wow! i would say i was very enlightened here.thanks ajia23 and olaajia, u guyz related?

@ kimba, u r mis-interpreting me.
i'm sayin that the way u dress says who u r and therefore how u'll be treated.
condeleezza rice wont be condeleezza rice if she dressed lik lil kim,chritina Aguilera etc
or look at Oprah Winfrey and Tyra Banks,attitude and way of dressin say it all.

by the way i wont pretend to be some goody-2-shoes cuz i aint.
but basically, i fink what really determines how you are treated is really ur opinion of urself, if u respect urself, u'll definitely act it but if u dont, well u obvously wont act it and u'll wont be respected!

Ajisafe:
@ me,myself:
Haven't I put you in your place? Why are you still taunting me? Please, I've had enough of your guile.

i sigh again!

yeah i know, but all the same dont make nasty jokes bcuz pple make them.
imagine, u r the *homeless* gurl in question(God 4bid), how would you like it if pple told nasty jokes bout you? they do have feelings too you know?we dont choose whateva situations we r born in2.
nywayz, hope i havent gone too far? *peace *

like i said, u have a very low opinion of women, i really dont blame you. there r so many guyz like u, but its left for us women to change your opinions but unfortunately i dont fink dats ever goin2happen, since alot of gurlz are lookin at pple like christina aguilera and britney spears as role models, (i shake my head)
wat'er, thats the gurlz problems.i'm sure a gurl would be desperate enuff to have u, i know i'm not!

one wish-would be getting all that would really make me happy and satisfied in life(peace, love, friendship, good job etc) its just a wish but it has divisions, what do u xpect i'm a Nig!lol

lol

uh, not nice, count urself lucky that u've a bed and a roof over ur head, dont make fun of those that arent that lucky.
i hope i dont sound like mother Theresa, i probably do but all the same

rotflmao,

lol

last one was really funny,

2cantango:
I'm thinking based on some of the things I've read from you - you're at the front of the line for the spanking

4 Play:
I am thinking this thread is one dumb thread that needs to be disposed of.
Some of the people on this forum need some serious spanking

lmao

Rottweiler:
How real is the REAL MAN? If a 10year old boy doesn't cry does that make him a real man?

Since I became a man, I have cried only 3 times:

1. When I lost my dad. He was my dad.
2. When I lost a colleage at work. I wasn't very close to him but I cried because I was by his side on the football pitch when he slumped and life went out of him.
3. When my childhood friend of more than 25years died in a ghastly powerbike accident. His brains were all over the road.

this is horrible, may their souls rest in peace(amen)
God probably had a reason and he know best. so sorry.

4 Play:
Ladies are entitled to dress how they want to look attractive.Of course they dress to attract,what's wrong with that.Any man who makes a quick judgement of ladies based on how they dress is too stupid to deserve female companionship.

for once i fink i agree wit 4play to an xtent, but u r who u fink u r, so if u fink u r like lil'kim and dress and act like her, well, u'll be treated like her but if u fink u'd lik to bcum lik Condeleezza Rice, and carry yourself with dignity etc, well i guess u'll be treated with respect.
disagree?

i'm sorry i'm tryin to understand so dont be offended if i mis-quote u,

4 Play:
My rule is if you can't hit it on the 2nd night don't call her again.
If she can't give it up then,no point in wasting your time .

r u tryin to say,if she doesnt have sex with you on your 2nd date, u stop callin her?
if thats what you mean, u must have VERY low opinion of women! thats sad.

@ Ajisafe
"People tend to get amnesia easily; how sad! Not too long ago, I was battling an apologetic American, who called herself a Muslima, but was too timid to bump heads with the kufars"---
i sigh!