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Rap Battles / Re: Emceez Poetik: The Spoken Word Thread by menike(m): 9:25pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
HYBRID-X: dawg, I did read that n' I ain't goin lie, I wasn't feelin' it either But dawg, I'll keep trying - even if I ain't no poet |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 5:43am On Jul 08, 2008 |
[center]Rappers tryin' so hard 4 a diss, but I don't c em' a competition// 2bars, 2strike, I destroyed u as a competition// I'm a King wit A millie, I'll leave u starin' at yaself// I'll put u in green waters n' have u mastubate on yaself// Call it a swag tha way I'm killin' u, dude get up u sh**tin' on yaself// I go to court n' practice hw I shoot guns wit a fade away// You's a gay in grade school, thats y evry of my bar sends u to Jesus (Haysus)// Make u read along the line n' pass away// Cusz nigga u tha only matured nigga on Nairaland wit no clue// Connecting thoughts and patterns, I make MC's scattering// Shattering knees of wack MC's like u, make me master inn// You trash kid, nothing more, nothing less// Please don't try to impress by saying you're still the best// I switched style of postin' my bars since I noticed u can't read// Haha . . . dude wake up, I'm King nw n' u ain't even close to being a Prince//[/center] |
Rap Battles / Re: Emceez Poetik: The Spoken Word Thread by menike(m): 5:25am On Jul 08, 2008 |
"My Swag Vol 3" Chemicals invade chronicals of man Nights despair the agony of a tragic daylight Lines of tears in oceans as Oceans proceed to sky There and now with hands tied up waving hi My past in guns now I spray words in poetry Gifts of a cripple my swag comes with heriditary Man of chronicals invade chemicals Hi waving up tied hands with now and there Proceed with into the leave wit faith and care |
Rap Battles / Re: Emceez Poetik: The Spoken Word Thread by menike(m): 8:38am On Jul 05, 2008 |
"My Swag Vol 2" Man, I feel like I got a God visit Memories categorized in anticipation I dwell in prison visit Came in black cusz I just lost one today Shot fired in me, angers I wished never was any way Locked in my body, self conscious my voice yelling in me Like I heard my daughter crying "Open the door, daddy it's me" Ghosts flying, images crafting I can see the lords visit But my swag so high it was only a reminiscent visit Chapters I got, My swag higher than Coke cooked in a pot Back in the 80's when I never got a birthday gift from the man I wished was pop Keys to visitations n' this keyboard was all I got If it wasn't for heavens, I wouldn't believe there was God |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 8:17am On Jul 05, 2008 |
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN [b] This game gets so funny when I come thu // I'ma use ya word n' feel so proud the way I murder u// Don't need a poetry but I suggest u choose ya casket quick// Take credit for slayin' bastards like u to death n' ya double squeeze, ya last wish// I'm ill not sick, that's why u'll need a transfusion to get at me// Leave u clueless like a bi*cth goin through orgasm, u brainless King// Postin this make me laugh, I guess that makes me a king// You goin need more gravity in ya bars to be as flawless as me // Just had beef for lunch, that's y I'm killing u for dessert// Cusz I'm graspin' crowns n' shootin' @ ya wit a twin glocks blast // I'm as sharp as knife n' I still move faster than a trigger// You's a pu*ssy, ya best friend catch fun squeezin' ya titties// Fools like you leave dissin' a nigga n' fantasies bout lewinsky titties// Sorry u just realized u was a nutcase schmuck nigga// The way I'm using ya lines to assassinate ya Nairaland rap career nigga// Yo !!! Word, this nigga runnin' out of punchlines, now he makin' up words// Hahaha !!! Yo!! brainless king , tell Nairaland the definition of that Bleep face word// (in line 4) Holla @Menike the Punchline Professor cusz I'm the illest King // No Homo!! but get ya skinny nigerian ass baq here now n' su*ck my di*ck //[/b] |
Rap Battles / Re: Emceez Poetik: The Spoken Word Thread by menike(m): 7:30pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
'My Swag Vol 1" If the game was me, I leave it in disguise Wait, I kept shootin' even if I was actin' like Steve Price Never walk with a limp cusz Niggaz I ain't no love-vendor But I got pimps in my hood who I holla "Waddurp love-vendor" Motivation is simply clear thats why I talk with a swag This otha rapper talk that fantasy life in battle I just smile wit a swag Put a dude who talk nonsence in a casket Nope . . . I simply bury em' in a asian woven basket And give em a dime to save my a place in God's paradise (@rapsody) This is goin' to be my spot so lets hold it down brotha |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 7:24pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
You damn right Wordsmith, I keep givin' fake king dudes voice lessons Throw a tantrum like a bi*cth say u a king that was 3yrs ago Times up I kick spectrums like u, throw u in the air n' watch u goo Ya bars miniature thats why I put you to surgery quick You thin ass nigga, go add up weight cusz u like a toothpick I need a floss the way you till think u king The bars I render send every red inked post you have on this thread to sleep Slice ya with bars n' make you wished you used a tampoon king Cusz every bars I dish at you leave u physically abused kid I'm gunnin' niggas wit a 9mm, u still shottin' wit a blunt knife makin' gun sounds Ya distress ways make u a bi*cth, Alexpissu give this dude a ultrasound Fu*ck livin in cells,my energy dwells off my enemies shelled Bitch i'll crack your skull worse then the Liberty Bell Simply I yell, cross my path i'ma crack ya bones fu*ck soldier boy Cuz I'm Menike,I superman hoes like U, but dont call me Soulja boy[color=#990000][/color] |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 11:22pm On Jun 22, 2008 |
[center] DBLOCK But you didn't know that You hopeless useless smoke dope u don't, u chokin on a nikkurs juices freestyle's biggest maniac inspired by deaths like osama watchin yanks blow threats in Afghanistan two points to get to, i'm the avenue u aint nuthin but the banister what u didn't have, was nothing you got by but in the game there's a clear difference between bars nd lullabies the inconvenience in what u see, is enough reason for u to close your eyes watch it slip u, more profound than drive bys had enough, is the outcome, you better harden up fluid squirting out your ears as u concentrate stress showing its mark, homie u best learn how to meditate channel the outcome, like water busting out the flood gate lay waste to insignificant nikkurs and there'll be no need to compensate MENIKE Takin' em' to school Scratch ya grey hair pussys cusz I'll bury u in greygoose Against me, need no replies cus u know u goin loose I put paste to sh*t n' leave u flushed like sh*t Don't need a pregnancy test, but I abort u n' ya bitch Dime in money, nigga I'll leave u in a hearse Can't out hustle my league cusz dude u belong to a furnace If the devil was ya friend, I'll still mingle wit lucifer to have u dead Drop top to crack, back u like a earth man that just turned red I crack hard to make my dog squirt on ya face n' lay to bed A LovePeddler u call the greatest, that's why I always sh*t on u Leave u in the flood gate of bars, you damn right I'm hitting at u My swag on Nairaland got me feeling so high wheneva I get a chance Cusz I make u stoop so low n' do that silly baby dance [/center] |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 5:15am On Jun 20, 2008 |
to whom this may concern [center][b] dblock (the messiah) hatin on me is like blastin on me, it's blasphemy hold your lips nxt time, before u think of starting a Gee i'll pull the plug on your life like I'm trigger happy disintegrate your ass double up because im sippin tonic, make ma nikkurs happy leave your face defaced, half burnt, like the rest of u amongst that anguish is music to ma ears, pitch booster so I bump that its corrosive, like lts hydrochloric encapsulate your ass like, u gaspin in a pond and u hydroponic leave u lost for words, nd cost nuthin, because I got that u hopless and useless smoke dope, u don't u live in surbubia your shit aint never fitting abusin the case, i make it known like im johnny cochran you miniscule, frestylin lullabies like u still in preschool and barney's your no 1 fan i drop bars that filthy, unsafe to think of ma punchlines come with treatment plants unrivalled, unscaved, dblock messiah I run this , u don't your a nepa power plant broke az nikkurs, two digit payroll, when they gettin they salaries cut the shit out they system, juice leakin, got nuffin, aint frontin they out of battery dblock messiah Menike (to whom it may concern) The last time I dropped, I had niggas went into distress Killed one with a sledge and made out with his mama I classify what nigga call the young lyrical Barack Obama Assasinate ya character and make ya middle name gay boi stress Link juice wit acids n' put a tampoon around ya mouth Cusz even if Shaz,Chiogo or Seun declared me dead u won't blow this month My motivation for this rap sh*t is simply clear You's a pre-walker to Menike, I'll loose u in the air Call dblock a messiah, I'm the link between u n' 6ft down Capitals wit no exhaustions I run bases like a yankee clown Leave u lost in yaself, cusz ya entity looks like anotha great sitcom MENIKE, THE BIG BOSS [/b][/center] |
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Emceez: My Perspective by menike(m): 6:51am On Jun 19, 2008 |
thnx 4 ya comment dawg. luv n' respect that |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 5:35am On Jun 16, 2008 |
nosa101: dawg- liked ya courage but u gotta knw this This is a Rap *Freestyle * thread n' no a pre school rap thread So u gotta upgrade ya rap pattern n' style |
Rap Battles / Re: Blackbrood - Nl's Very Own Awards by menike(m): 3:11pm On Jun 15, 2008 |
Y'all got to come up wit categories like; Best Lyricist OR MVP of the year Awards (Male/ Female) Best Punchlines Best Threads Most consistent (Collectively both in postin' on Nairaland Rap Battle thread or creatin' entertain' thread in this sub) New Lyricist Most Controversial (don't knw bout that but y'all got look into that) Honorary Award ( to the biggest person wit the best swagger n' respect ) [center]Swagger: in term of style n' attributes[/center] |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 6:31am On Jun 15, 2008 |
[center]Grant class wit jump shots I remake one classic My lines hit niggas to react hard like a jordan classic Cheddar in mind dominate ya soul with this lyrical divine I'll motivate ya soul to wish death as the only source of pine Kidnapp a nigga n' make em feel like a kid I'm a mayor on this thread, this othas rappin' like kids Push ya skinny self to the grill n' make u feel like a barbecue My resume speaks death to you, thats y I have u on top of my death queue Leave u like a crack addict n' drain you wit a pipe Dish u out in seconds n' serve u for dinna like I was high And if motive was one thing in my mind I'll serve u right, kill u lyrically even if it was for a penny or a dime [/center] |
Rap Battles / Re: "star Wars Re-visited" Drop Em 16's If Its Hot . . . . . . by menike(m): 9:00am On Jun 11, 2008 |
@hybrid neva thought I was gonna come thru in this way Son I'ma drop some real sh*t later on, keep it all up |
Rap Battles / Re: "star Wars Re-visited" Drop Em 16's If Its Hot . . . . . . by menike(m): 8:49am On Jun 11, 2008 |
[center] Whatt . . . fu*ck that u ain't tha greatest Mouthafu*cker where u been when this Nairaland threads where way down fallin' Shaz carried sh*t to height, now u puttin' bars wit a smile Fu*ck a rhyme scheme, cusz I'm bout to speak my mind Cruup Cruup . . . Click Clack Blammm . . . ^gun shots ^ y'all step off cusz I'm bout to blaze this fake ratatouille brotha I'ma real KING, cusz I made ways to make this sub better I'll starve u to death like rats surfin' for cheddar Swell ya eyes til they slant, u ain't no greatest but a Nigerian Asian Like a bitch i'll hitchu with a polar, and deport u back to ya region Place a killah punch on ya for every time ya miss spell tha word nikkur I bait flows to remedy that make me mastubate on ya face I'm the greatest n' the KING of Nairaland , I'm the reason u on Nairaland bit*ch[/center] [center]@ev'ry1 I'm just in that mood - don't need no stupid nigga claimin' he a KING Never posted a sh*t on Nairaland in bout 4months - Now he claims he the GREATEST Fu*ck that , ya fu*ck that sh*t - You don't jump into a Car n' say u is a BOSS nikkur Where I'm from that disrespectful- period NIKKUR - You don't jump on a Hummer n' say You the greatest NIKKUR Ooooh my bad the word is NIGGA DAWG, NIGGA - THA BOSS, KING AND THE GREASTEST MENIKE signin' out ^ wurd up paddy,alex ,word, hybrid n' shaz n' my baby chiogo^ [/center] |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 8:25am On Jun 11, 2008 |
[center]Still got spring like hell when I com thu I blaze crack on tracks n' make this otha niggas look like fools My generation shed paper trail, feel metaphors down my vain Like RULE, is bout money n' business that's why I inflict u wit pain Ya cartilage speared out like I crushed you out with a TKO Nah dawg. . . I don't TKO but thecolonel said I'll leave u resting next to MKO I ain't ya' average cat, mess rap, I already made my dream At the mention of my name, you be havin' a wet dream I'll make it quick since ya sex life is so used to that term I'ma a Boss, a KING of this Nairaland sh*t While fools where on vacations I was lobbyin' 4 all this organizatn's n' sh*t I swear if u shoved rap up your ass any further u would b legally retarded I pass ya girl a duchie after she claims my bars go harder Ooh shit i forgot u homos think anal bleeps , comes as art Well this is how MENIKE starts with a homo like u being ripped apart I'll drop you like a dude shittin' in a toliet You can grip my balls and suck my 'Rooster.' til you numb it Cusz u is a Prince to me, so get on level cusz I'm the real Nairaland KING[/center] |
Rap Battles / Re: Rapheadz - Check In by menike(m): 7:45pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
My check in - I got u Shaz But u gotta make Rap*Freestyle* 1&2 sticky |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 7:45pm On May 28, 2008 |
[center]. . . . Nahhh men you kids don't want to be like me You'd do yaself a favor watchin' me on a flat screen I plan years ahead, you still livin' wit a strech mark around ya ass Can't fu*ck, won't get laid even if u had a IndecentStar ass My bars so sick like Ne-yo, all u do is chant hooks Like Kells u goin need a steerin' whell the way u ride my di*ck boi Like Chris Paul I do a good job serving the passes n' not hooks I'm a mixture of Shaq n' Kobe, I leave u wit a dunk boi My resume speaks guns n' hustle leavin' the American dream You's a dumbass fat stinky, I'll leave u lookin' fat like The Dream Don't need guns I shoot Rockets up like Hakeem the Dream My stats is major, your's is what kids laugh at, nigga u leave in a dream Ain't a platinum album yet but I serve u like ya cream Say som silly sh*t I'll be blastin' ya team My motive spits plats on plats so nigga rest in peace[/center] |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 6:03am On May 24, 2008 |
[center]I push crack so hard I develop ya skull like bones No matter ya di*ck size, my weight still crush ya bones Got mad votes on Nairaland like Obama, leave u jockin' like DJ Drama I'll get u weded like you was George Bush datin' Osama Abusing library book is the closest you cud get to "Murking Me" I'll tell you like i told em' before, i'm a known veteran I'll leave you tourmented soul severed Beat this pro? never! my bars stay witty, im so clever!! Let the desert eagle unload feathers or grab an old sweater, Cause my bold letters, are more icy, than cold weather! This battle proves my flows better, see im a go getter with mo cheddar! Just here to leave this bro tetherd cusz son I know better My word leave u bleedin', nigga I'll cash on u You the only reason niggas watch TV n' have to press mute Leave ya chest wit stitches, change ya name to sh*t cause he aint never had sex wit bitches You're a man LovePeddler the only time u talk stra8 is if we talkin breakfast dishes! Menike still flip words, tear down venoms and get it served wit bars[/center] |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 5:12am On May 24, 2008 |
chiogo: I mean the cool B" not the otha Bitchy word ma' - I no beta than tha ma' Hope we still cool ma' . @ Shaz Thnks 4 holdin' ya boy down. preciate that ma' @evryotha 1 Keep up wit the multiple ID. I still ain't gon say sh*t bout u Cusz I no who u are - so get off my joc |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 2:26pm On May 15, 2008 |
chiogo: iight B |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 8:47am On May 14, 2008 |
[center]I'm a dope boy, look u don't know much bout me You talk sh*t I guarantee to leave u dead like he I shoot him - Who? me what u be thinkin' fool I visit u in ya sleep and starngle u with some cotton wool You midget ya moves look like some rented R&B Sacrifice ya life to the LOYALZ or I show You how we be Skinny dead corpse rhyming like he was 87yr old Bash Ali No offense, u bash, I'm 120yrs old n' still The Great Prophet Ali Even in my Hundreds, I still smoke u out n' outrun ya set Homie I'ma Hoodloyal , I make sure u don't live to rule ya set I'ma rude viper I spit tougher that make ya mama wish u was Barack Obama I'm too good that's why u never see me cusz u as fake as DJ Drama I'm on tight Hurricanes - Fu*ck Reeboks that sh*t is wack Pull a barretta shoot u quik n; I guarantee that ain't at ya back I go all out like Tupac n' make u feel like a kid again get inside (kid) You claim gangsta when you aint a man yet- still a KIDD inside Yo KIDD - You just fu**cked with Professor Menike up in his clinic That's why I've decided to roast u alive n' let Nairaland call it catastrophic Damn dudes can't u see I got the keys to rap - I'm so logistic I'ma prof of freestyles I make ya entire ugly lifestyle photogenic So fu**ck u, ya career, ya verses and everythin else You stand for To we BIG BOSSES You just stand like a man LovePeddler My glitters are gold n' diamonds - Nigga u suck like the Red sox I'ma born Yankee, my crew gon home run y'all down the drain The only thing u spit sick is u suckin' a miami di*ck So never u get me going cusz I ain't ready for a kill please[/center] |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 5:55am On Apr 26, 2008 |
[center]Pass the liquor dblock cusz I put this niggaz to lock Make em' feel like bi*tches goin' through horrendous menopause My bars is sicker,yours is what I always pick from a trash Addict my trades wit metaphors like a distributin' Steve Nash Impose my words in ya mouths like I was havin a clean shave Homie I'm that nice, wit u kids think u is that retard on VH1, "flavor flav" I put monkeys like u to rest by dishin' out bananas You might think I got it for cheap from the taliban or fu*ckin' Hamas My moves is ridicules, I puzzles brains n' make a family feud I validate verses n' certify chapters of books like a gas fuel Nigga I shoot in battles, u throw stones like u was a fu*ckin' palestine My intentions are clear, I reinvent rappers and give em' a deal[/center] |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 7:45pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
[center][b]I was born a little silly witty, a boy wit a pistol Made my way out of the street, Dear God thanx for still keepin' me spiritual Don't need no methapors or the violence I put in my rhymes Cusz today just an hour ago, I almost felt like I was going to die The beats I feed, gave me a courage to syrup on tha street Never was I frontin' when I said I shoot a nigga for my daughter britni Like Eminem & Hailey, somthims I struggle to dish it out for tha streets Today was a bad day, but wit tommorow nobody knws what it will be But I knw it might be anotha nigga shot dead in my queensbrigde I said it was foreva when I stepped up in the hiphop game Gotti took me in but somthims I still feel like I'm deceased in the fame Maybe yes I am, Or Maybe I'm the same man my father was But I know somthin' , when I die I'll be buried like a Boss (Got no chorus yet but the beatz all set) < Itz Titled : Life of Me> the Trilogy continues - Menike is a betta man nw I guess when I said I was a Boss, I took 5 shots Took anotha 5 shots in , but I ain't countin' no loss Homie I walked on water just to c u n' ya family was good Nigga u was like pac n' I was skinny but was like Suge Made moves dished money like the loyalty dude Now u snitched on a nigga, I wish my team catch ya n' sacrifice u Thought u held me down when I was in but I c u was just a fool Remember baq then u was ridin' my di*ck hard when we were in grade school U held love for granted but with bangin' ya, I was like a definitely dude Even if I twisted up in this syrup but my mind keeps yellin' yes I cud Only wish u was here to c ya baby girl grow But I'm sorry u'z 1 bitch I regret stickin' my di*ck in2 @everyone Yall got ya away times - like I always do somthims That was called "Life of Me" just my little' in house(crackhouse studio) hit song So dish ya a bar bout sorrowful moments or bars maybe bout Ya lost ones <Wordsmith cud relate to that of his moms> etc whatever yall Lets get this sh*t back foreal > And I mean baq for realz So login n' dish ya bars, we gotta get a thread baq on the hot seat again @mailmalc thanx dawg[/b][/center] |
Rap Battles / Re: Tha Hustle Thread (real Life Xperience) by menike(m): 8:02am On Apr 23, 2008 |
dudes we gotta come baq 4 realz y'all |
Rap Battles / Re: Tha Hustle Thread (real Life Xperience) by menike(m): 7:35am On Apr 23, 2008 |
yo I've been on my grind lately : Just finished a project for Terror Squad latest affiliates "K.A.R" ON THEIR SENSATIONAL MIXTAPE "GAY UNIT VOL 1" Here's ya link : http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/mixtape/id.407/title.k-a-r-gay-unit-v-1-hosted-by-fat-joe The first track of that mixtape was put together by ya boy Menike n' co Plus I've been in Jamaica in the last few weeks workin' a beautiful act there called "Lady Saw" So I've been fu*ckin' hustlin' makin' money . |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 7:21am On Apr 23, 2008 |
The last y'all heard of me, I was at a niggaz funeral I'm stats up this otha niggaz clowns I'm more fundamental Leave em' runnin' like Obama but not for the office My games stepped up, money cummin' in like I was a culprit I ain't rick ross but I hustle all day plus I'm livin' like Boss You niggaz ain't nothin' b4 the battl starts y'all already in a loss Stroke ya ass in a bar cusz to chiogo u like a slowpoke livin' life wit nuthin The only shit i'm feelin' is the fuckin' delete button You wanna battle me, kid keep up wit ya fantasy dreamin' Menike's bars is like a cannon uploaded from heaven I'll live u devastated like I was the son of the devil Here, there you go kids, christmas came early But surely, the only thing you wanted was somethin girlie Ya pops said u was gay that's why he gave me d right to father ya So get prepared ya gays cusz my guns are comin for ya |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by menike(m): 6:21am On Apr 11, 2008 |
@Markolini & worldbest I'ma tell u clowns for the last time- We don't talk here we drop lyrics and not talk. |
Music/Radio / Re: D'banj - New Singles ( Maje, Kiwon And More) by menike(m): 5:32am On Apr 09, 2008 |
Music/Radio / Re: Rock Music Is Satanic? by menike(m): 5:31am On Apr 09, 2008 |
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