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I knw I didn't c wat I saw above

Yo ask dudes on NL, I make dudes leaves this site in seconds.

ii dawg - U gotta 2 b born wit it

Learning how to rap only makes it worse -

But u must knw how to play with words and be creative

@younghoodi

U gotta let Ritchboi slide

If he walked on Harlem - he ain't gotta be trippin' bout Niggas shootin' at Niggas

@Ritchboi

Dude- step ya game up . Cusz U just makin' fun of yaself playa
com down on Queens n' talk sh**t at Niggas - If u live i owe u 50gran

I feel my niggas Gidij

Nigga the word nigga is the coolest way to call a brotha brotha
But If anyone ain't cool with the word Nigga

Nigga I ain't got a probs wit that Nigga
Niggas uses Nigga all day n' it's all guud but if some white Nigga calls me Nigga

You knw it's goin' be some chaos Nigga
Any White Nigga that uses Nigga gotta come at me right with the word Nigga
Cusz Niggas like me from the hood of Queens ain't takin' sh**t easy with that ii Niggas

sup Jerrymania

Nigga wat u gotta do is get ya self involved with a good DJ that will be willing to play ya shit in clubs

and that way the peeps knw ya songs n' punchlines - That way ya sh**t will be on demand .

OR

If u cud find ya way to radio stations, n' plead on em' to hear ya demos
If they like it they cud also give u the hype you need for a very good album.

I wud have helped u if u stayed up here in Queens or New York but I'mm already tied up with upcoming albums.

Cheers pal

Bang !!! I hear rappers talk but I don't give fu*ck
Fu*ck theffanyi little puerto rican wannabees I bury u n' leave u deceased
Don't play no rhymic sh**t with me I assassin n' murder ya ass
Talk ya talk but never put menike in any of ya bleeped up rhymes
Nigga I'm the only dude murderin' niggas on Nairaland wit a big smile
I'm gangsta- I bang ya bitch so hard that's y she keeps callin' me
Leave u in the valley of ghost cusz that's what u pose to be
Lyrically u like a tom n' Jerry - Ya lines need advancements
I told u new niggas I hate clowns, that's y when I get a chance ,I always sing for the moment
I knock on u like u was jehova withness, that make u see ya mom n' think that was 1 of ya sistas
I'm like the border between You, lyrical hell n' ya access to aids
Ya talks might just make u wish u dissed me on an essay of 2 pages
I thought I told u clowns never to fu*ck with me
Enjoy ya Nairaland expenriences n' leave my name in limbo cusz that's where I'm pose to be


all of u clowns - Wheneva u spit I don't want to c my name in ya lyrics (never eva y'all)
rep ya selves n' I'll give that to you to .

I saw some clips but I don't believe his betta than a white coach

but he is a good coach

@thread owner

nigga u gettin' it twisted n' distractin otha dudes

Loso is a nickname of his , just as Lil Wayne has "the rapper eater" , Jim Jones "Ballin'"

Jarule "Loki" , Jeezy "Mr 17-5 "

So y'all Fabolous still got his stage name as Fabolous >> Pls Don't get it twisted y'all

Rapsody:
(musing)

I embrace God wisdom/overtake the system/
emancipate the victims/and elevate the rap rhythm!
Aint gotta say much/wit my silent mic science/
forget the midas touch/i make your thoughts run riot!

those were nice lines bro - I feelin' that one

Bang !! It's Menike tha Hoodloyalz Don dela
I'm tha only one on NL that make u dress like a catholic nun
I'm back now with a grind so take 2 steps baq
Class in session stop ya sh*t n' enlarge ya ears
I put money on tha table while u put di*ck in mens
Men of glory, Nigga my hood knws u as Gays of pride
Pride of a hustler I scream sh*ts that made Jay Z retire
When I'm out I smell similar to ya girls pu*ssy
And I ain't even a sissy but I kill u without no pity
Call shots all day with me alive nigga I'm always ya boss
I give a tip of hustle n' bargain ya life for some fake $ bucks
Clean ya chic up n' leave in the street so she cud make me some xtra bucks

(No no menike don't go that far - WATCH OUT FOR THE COMPLETION
IT'S CALLED "CRACK AND ASSAULT" AND I'M DISSIN' NIGGAS WITH THIS ONE)

I'm back wit crack n' assault y'all beware

yo I got a quic question y'all

where tha fu*ck is everybodi - Nairaland ain't what it used to b niggas

all I c now is pu**ssy wannabees both on this thread n' otha threads too


@real niggas

dblock, thecolonel ,paddy_lo, jduck ,tianshie ,mukina, xtiano, gbadex

lets gets some real sh**t crackin' - this wasn't always borin' as it is now

@all u new clowns
Enjoy ya stay cusz it might not last long when I come through

Holla @ ya boi

sup people's just visted 9geria 4 tha 1st time in 16yrs
and I must say sh*t was ii

but I got some bullets for som niggas


guud 2 b baq

I'd go on a date wit

Snazzydawn
Hotangel
Mukina2

All of em for bein' the coolest chics on NL

this sh*t is so tru

cusz I got my best thread on NL locked cusz som PUNKASS NIN

comes in talkin' sh*t bout bein' all gangsta n' thuglife

Nigga RAHMAAN - I put a clip on u if I see u in Queens (My badd u wunt even b there in 50yrs)  

WTF !!!!

Now hope y'all knw I wunt b sayin' sh**t cusz this is FIIIRREEE !!!

Shud've bein the final y'all - Anyways y'all do ya thangs my Niggas


(SEUN PLS UNLOCK THE *RAP*FREESTYLE THREAD PLS BROTHA )

dblock:
I didn't want to open no thread.

no probs brotha, I can't front I'm happy everyone had mad fun on
the Rap*Freestyle* thread - That thread lasted 2yrs

That's y I can't hate on Seun 4 lockin it, Peeps came on n' made it go
But we all gotta move on playa . I'm just goin' chill on this thread
Or just browse thru it when I got a solid PC time- cusz I've bein' Busy

Wats goin' on with ya Location- I'm bout start callin' u Mr International

Chorus
I get money, I get money, I get I get I get money
I get money, money is got (We get it)
i get money, money is got (Come get it)
i get money, money is got (Yeah)
money I got, money is got (We still run things Niggas)
I get money, money is got (We get it)
i get money, money is got (Come get it)
i get money, money is got (Yeah yeah)
money I got, money is got (We still run things Niggas)

(Menike)
A legend in this sh*t they call Hip Hop, Niggas
I take money make it rain like it was angelic rain, u niggas
Menike a don, call me a Roysce Rolls twin
Got thecolonel back 4 now , call us the black version of the Sopranos twin
Gettin' cash is mY routine, I do it day by day
While You little cowards still hopin' for a brighter day
I got Bentleys, Ferraris, Lamgbos, Porsche but no Honda Accord
Damn I so fresh, Fresher that y'all wish u recorded mY stYle wit ya fake tape record
I'm with a 1000 carat gold chain n' I'm on tour with T.I, Ciara n' Chris Brown
Nigga still wishin' they left the life of some catholic nun
I got a knack for the gun play, gotta alot of AK'S
You will end up dying when You see me start the bullet spray
I taught u were a hardcore rapper, I didn't knw u were a gay
I'ma take ya girlfriend in, all u goin hear her scream like she was on Girls Gone Wild
Cuszz I get

(Chorus)
I get money, I get money, I get I get I get money
I get money, money is got (We get it)
i get money, money is got (Come get it)
i get money, money is got (Yeah)
money I got, money is got (We still run things Niggas)
I get money, money is got (We get it)
i get money, money is got (Come get it)
i get money, money is got (Yeah yeah)
money I got, money is got (We still run things Niggas)

(thecolonel)
Pause the Beatz cusz I'm bout to make a Come back
Silence ********************** Silence

Now I heard Nairaland missed me like silly (Yeahhh)
Just back from Jail n' I still looking so pretty (daammmnnn)
Damn,  Make I switch follows to the language I know (pidginnn)
Way go make boys throw cash up like they were some loyal fools
Ohh Boys I don back with some lyrical assault
I take money in n' nickname it to anotha lyrical insult
I'm waitin' for you boys to taste my executive finances
Got Money in the Bank bout 50k, Why? Niggas cusz I work all day
Got anotha 4 buildin' all planted in the city Abuja, Lagos
Plus anotha one underconstruction in Zamfara n' Portugal Lagos
Yes I'm out of jail n' I'm still gettin' money
Homies my crystal ball says my Money makes me Honey
I'm in Holland, London, Paris n' even Mali
And I'm still gettin' Money Money Money, Money Money Money
All my Nigerian Boyz on the PC all day - We searchin' for that Money Money Money (2cx)
I'm on a 7months probation for some Gun Possesion
And with 50k Menike got me out of the Booth of Immigration
So till the day I die I sing the wrath of oaths
Faithful n' Loyalty to Menike - Nigga cusz You worth my oath- Nigga

Chrous
I get money, I get money, I get I get I get money
I get money, money is got (We get it)
i get money, money is got (Come get it)
i get money, money is got (Yeah)
money I got, money is got (We still run things Niggas)
I get money, money is got (We get it)
i get money, money is got (Come get it)
i get money, money is got (Yeah yeah)
money I got, money is got (We still run things Niggas)




Hahhaaha - Welcome back my Lil' Nigerian pidgin english speakin' pal thecolonel
This was a 50' sh**t but You knw we had to add up some Butter n' Honey
And make some real Money with some real Monetary Value

Shouts to mY niggas
Dblock, Tianshie, Paddy_lo, Somze (4 stayin' out of Nairaland brawls lol) Gbade (wudup)
Jduck(I need a battle, got alot of adrenaline I need to unleash), Po Deep (would up)
Seun (Thanx mY brotha) , Hoodboi (Get ya ass back online), 2fine, hotangel
My girl Snazzydawn, Wud Up Jackal n' any of y'all niggas down wit Menike

When I said fu*ck Nigerians - I meant those MTF'S that ain't cool bein 9gerians
Those of y'all cowards comin' online frontin' like You've seen 9MM sprayin'
I ain't Nigerian but I got mad love for what I am - And thats me BEIN' ME

Aiyo y'all finally got sh*tz started - do ya thing's

I'm fixin' to get my lines done for this "I GET MONEY" FREESTYLE
I and my nigga thecolonel did few hours ago .

I'ma hit y'all hard again' -(n' maybe Seun goin' close this thread ) lol .

Shouts to my Big Nigga Seun (I still got that rep for you brotha)

@Dblock

Nice to see u started somthin similar dawg.

I got ya back

Mr_Raheem:
@ T ain't sh*t, paddy hoe and Mekine or Mefake or gay, eat a privates B*tches i'm coming for y'all.
I'm taking y'all down at tha same time, pussy

HAHAHA

Many have tried, Many have failed

somze:
Look i'm the very first here to fully publicize plagiarisation of rhymes, you verbal assault is wholly unnecessary.

I'm well within my rights to criticize anyone that engages in plagiarisation as far as it has been shown with appropriate evidence.

If you have a problem with anything i said just bring it up. If you want a battle with me then you are knocking the wrong door. I'm done with unnecessary beefs.

My stand is open and clear. I hate plagiarist. Talents should be redirected to address who you really are deep inside (or close) not what we see on MTV.

Peace

I don't battle peeps I rep - But u commentin' bout Niggas using 1 or 2 rhymes from
Developed artist n' Paddy_lo bein' wrong just knocked me bro - That's just my opinion
U just gotta do ya research b4 u post and

Cheers u a good man

a trillion

[b]I'm too lonely for a gangsta, too goddamn cool
Victims of a cold blooded murder- Gbade x shudda warned u fool
Strunged of the all I belong to the bread of life
School of thought for you clowns - leave ya bit*ches n' come fu*ck my wife
Leave the cash, I get it n' make rain in hell
Cusz when I get u, I leave in trapped in the closet of hell
Dammmn menike , You got the silly, fu*ck them pretty
Fu*ck them all cusz they can't fu*ck cusz their di*cks are Lil
Get a puerto rican in the mornin' all You goin hear all Lap instumental
Cusz she gotta 40inches waistline n' she's damn to sexy
But u wannabees like fu*ck whores wit the face like Gary Payton

Menike's 10yrs ahead of clowns - Join a circus n' make 3$ n' hour
My income tax between 50 & 120 n' that's in thousands
Got an Album, 14mixtapes I push n' make sales all day
All u niggas do is wake up n' wish for a brighter day
Plus I ain't NIGERIAN, my STEP MAMA is
My wife is PUERTO RICAN n' leaves in MIAMI
Stay wit a NIGERIAN DAWN n' my daughter BRITTANY
So u clowns don't fu*ck with a don like me
Matter of Fact , FU*CK  ALL NIGERIANS THAT AIN'T COOL WITH THE HOODLOYAL KING[/b]

@Everyones
Niggas talkin' bout MENIKE DISSIN' NIGGAS
ANOTHA BITCH TALKIN' BOUT I'M CALL HIM NIGGA
Some Moutha fu*cker STEALIN LINES
AND NIGGAS TELLIN' NIGGAS BOUT WE ALL DO THAT

WHAT THE FU*CK IS WRONG WITH You CLOWNS
IT'S CALL A FREESTYLE THREAD NOT COPY A 50 CENT RHYME
OR A JAY Z LINE OR VANILLA ICE AND PASTE AS A BATTLE AGAINST A PEER

THIS THREAD IS A RAP*FREESTYLE* THREAD You SUCKERS
NIGERIA SPEAKS AND UNDERSTAND ENGLISH SO WE ALL BELONG TOGETHER
ORIGINALITY AND NOT SOME LENDED LINES OR RHYMES

AND SOMZE WHO THA FU*CK MADE You A JUDGE PELOSSI OR WHAT
Y'ALL GET YA MIND RIGHT - CUSZ I'M BOUT TO LOOSE CANNONS ON ALL Y'ALL PUSSIES

GOODNIGHT AND GOOD MORNING AND HAVE YASELFZ A NICE DAY

Jduck13:
wassup yo colonel come on lets get that battle thread goin menike talk to ya boi lets go finish the tourney

that nigga on probation man - I can't even get him in the studio
Plus I got this Ja's album project so I don't have the time
4 family, friends n' all that sh*t

But I gotta get him so way- cusz we gotta give him a really tight
Nairaland lyrical comeback - just like I did when I RETIRED . ya dig

So patience - And where tha fu*ck is our battle thread -
I'm ready, I'm in the studio all day so I'm never far from punchline Jduck . lol

@ jayvin01
Love the 1st line n' last one so ,I'll borrow ya rhymes bro n' make it rain


jayvin01

The Ink is black and the sky is blue,
A friend Like u should be kept in the zoo
Dont be scared because i'll be there too
But not in the cage but be laughin @ u,
Just don't get it twisted because this is how i do
I aint gotta be rude to show u that its true,
thatz why u aint got no friend around u!

Menike (thaCapitol Don)

Now I picked this from a unknown friend
No dissin' please menike, cusz Somze says that's not cool
Ok- lets kill the metaphors n' make rains out of bath tubs
I cage men n' possess them with another lyrical assault
A victim ya whole life, Now see how life bout to give u a seizure
Lame face in black, the black Mixtape out
Now tuck ya face in n' get buried with drought
Menike I make moves,this niggas struggling to thread break loose
And You ain't feelin' it smooth, sorry cowards that ain't newz
Byyyeeee 

nas n' jay was a tight one
but pac definitely won biggie

[b]Wait a Minute - Who da fu*ck is a Jonnygan?
Get ready cusz I got that colonels's 9mm comin' for you
And u otha gays wit the face of a Owl on this thread

Fu* ck u bitches  ************************

I'm baq to take pain n' re-enact ya hustle
Liquors out make u new midget get in the tussle
I run runs n' make the best in u pussies erupt
My lines get more buzz like Ramen noodles than Rahmeen goin' mosque
My lyrical assault assasinate gays like doyin n' babaluku
When I done, I get a scissors n' operate on a goddie intestine
And make that nigga look confused for the rest of his life
Holla @ freewilly or Ayefele cusz y'all make a good Maury showtime
Nutyay always on mobile like MOM suspended his internet airtime
Whattt !! I thought y'all was really gangsta to we
Y'all ain't worth a diss cusz with this y'all definitely goin miss
My kilos push the weight the size of a white Lil dice
I'ma make that little new wannabee look like some pretty New York sexy dead little Mice
That's what y'all to me, until y'all put out somthin' really tight to me
I'm a disciple, that means to y'all I live with a 12 life
Get ya girls out, In 2secs I'm goin' be like "that's my wife"
I don't diss girls, but y'all little gurly new wannabees got it coming this time
And Lil DICE, If I eva trip for a lady on NL or on this thread
That should be Menike's 1st lady Snazzydawn
Get ya facts before I get a di*ck n' shove it down ya throat[/b]