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Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 2:32am On Nov 10, 2007
obedz:

@ MENIKE man i want to see watchu gat undecided undecided

nigga am sick of u runnin your mouth/
claimin to be king, sucker this aint south/
u think u's an O.G, nigga check this out/
the eyes is red, with ma chopper on the left/
ma hitchy finger clap, till i gat no shaft left/
nigga i spray bugz, call me bugz bunny/
in couple of secs, your ass be burnin/
nigga am like the forbidden fruit, u don't want to taste me/
ya i know u hate me, but u scared to face me/
i slay niggas, but am'a do u one better/
am'a let u say your last prayer/
am a tragedy, am far from your wish/
son forget about your dreams, because your nightmare's on the leach/
aint feelin your ish because u throwin punches at dead-man chest/
sumone call the ambulance, am blazzin nigga to death cool

Fu*ck all this Internet soldier, quit throwin' ya tantrums
I'm bout 2 use ya lines n' celebrate my victory wit a smile
This Kid is confused, used to be a conductor in lagos
That's y his rhymes are all bout hoppin' on buses- So nigga stay cool
B4 now u was in school tryin' to learn how to be chef -
I'm a thousands better, New York knew my history, common u deaf
Or u scared to face me, I'ma let u say your last prayer
You a tragedy, am far from your wish, cusz I'm bout to set the thruth on leach
Stop lyin' to Nairaland men, sayin' u was never the forbidden fruit
You was the fruit I ate for breakfast,lunch n' dinner- hope u already added some weight
Skinny midget tryin' 4 fame, I was the wrong O.G to choose for a battle
Nigga I'll live ya wrath underneath ya pants for bugz bunny to baffle
Watch ya eyes turn red, with ma chopper on my right hand redesignin' ya face
Ma hitchy finger clap, till i gat no shaft left - Now nigga tell me hw my name taste
You do a good job dissin' ya fellow Lagos Conductors Association of touts
This Tony Romo niggas doin' a weak job tryin' to get at the profit

I've been wit MURDER INC since 97
While u was in elementary @9 n' ya moms still changin' ya diapers too
You must got ya sh*t fu*cked up cusz I'm better than You
Ya entire rap career is a takeover, Homie I'm Nasir n' this is Ether
Go ahead be stupid all ya whole life - But be clear, MENIKE an O.G I spit Hydroluics
Nairaland might think You goin' at MENIKE makes u a beast- Nigga u a feast n' sh*t u out as my feaces
Plus I'm nice with the word play- get baq at me if u wish for a replay
Or stay a couple secs n' your ass be burnin
Nah I don't hate You - But nigga I'll murk You
Neva in my life I had a problem workin' a Mac, I murda You n' live u a trap
You tryin' ya best but it's obvious You don't get hot
Somebodi get a Cold water quickly, lets give u a bathe
Better get ya warzone when u goin' 4 war, I'm the combat welcome to ya lyrical blood bath
Sumone call the ambulance, I'm bout to re-do Jesus miracle on Lazarus on Obedz
angry



Just used ya lines to kill You- that's for all u newbies fu*ckin' wit menike
Fu*ck wit me- I fu*ck wit ya wit ya own lines

Cusz You niggas do't even need a line from me
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 6:03pm On Nov 09, 2007
100bars:

sup menike cool

homie I'm coller that crack itself. grin
Music/Radio / Re: Open Mic Tourney by menike(m): 5:49pm On Nov 09, 2007
This ain't a diss but a Rap!!
             
             aiyo !! Jerry I got ya


Pitch a 2cents wit me I multiply it to a million
I class pace n' magic together call it a trailer trillion
Got milk like a viper the face of the INC future
Homie I chase cheese like rats, u still struggle to swim
Skool of hard knock SON, walk wit me or get SON'd
I'm a 80's baby- Don't blame me if I've never lived witout drugs
Neva saw Nigeria til' I was grown @ 7, never went back again
Gotta a little' kid now wish she cud b like my 9gerian step mum, anotha born again
I'ma Hood nigga- never expect me to be good wit right
Mistrify ya life n' distrify ya subject before it's to late
Rap ain't a fu*ck u, fu*ck me - fun is bout fun,creativity that's what I live
Eat, breathe, sleep n' vomit this sh*t- why u think I roll wit MURDER INC
Classify yaself n' get used to the system
Like Bob Marley I so glad I shot the sheriff just yesterday



I'ma BOSS in my league, get used to me cus I ain't don yet
All u gotta do is turn 54yrs old n' keep askin' ARE WE DONE YET
Homie I'm a venom, but I more similar to a libyan Ghadaffi
Ya tantrums are minor to me, at 87 ya still a fin
I got Impalas, Cadillacs, Lincolns what u knw bout that
A throwback to the 70's I'm addicted to cars
My chick gotta a Baby is My Woman, call it a BMW
Put ya tongue in ya mouth and chew it real hard
Menike is what it is, is it what is Menike
Go hard in Combat easzy as a slippy ABC
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 5:26pm On Nov 09, 2007
naijafan:

@all

This thread actually as no future to me as verses are jsut being thrown accross in a disorganized way. y'all knw what made the rap *freestyle* thread so gangsta? because cats where organized into cliques.
we had
- lyrical sniperz - where i rep
- flomirakulaz - tianshie, paddy_lo, etc
- afro kingz - wordsmith etc
- hoodloyalz - menike, hoodboi, etc

i believe if we can be organized into groups like that this current issue of random verses wouldnt be the case. . . and it'll help verses and punchlines get stronger and more fun to read - because u can bring out the bitch in someone else's clique or other stuffs like that.

i suggest y'all should check out those threads and see what's up.

suggestion: we could also have a poll. . . where readers determine their hottest clique

Thanx my nigga- didn't knw if anyone still the Rap*Freestyle* thread that much
But it's all good, Just hope Seun cud give us a pass on that thread again.

HYBRID-X:

@naijafan
i feel yah dawg . . .it will only make the tourney xciting and more organised . . . i see it dude . . catch that vision ma niggar . . its kind of this-organised in hurr right now. . gots to give it up to maverick though. . he's trying his best . . .i must confess i think i am done with this joint men. . . . .alot of fakes have infiltrated this zone . . .understand what i mean . . ?i aint just feeling it like i used to man . . . . . .am done . . . .i gueess?


Yo nigga
U cud say fu*ck me ova n' ova again but we all cool cusz we share the same vision for this thread
Also u don't need to quit this sh*t, wat u gotta to do is be a BOSS of ya thread
Becous it's like u got 1000 BOSSES but nobodi rules
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 4:41am On Nov 09, 2007
Wordsmith:

Who wants some? The 'smith's on fire! Jesus, where 'em cats at?! Get at me!!

I'll go anotha round bro
Music/Radio / Re: Rap Battle Reloaded: by menike(m): 5:24pm On Nov 08, 2007
Gotta bless this thread wit a lil somthin'


Play me in gadgets n' mark my territory
Like cars I shatter dreams n' smile on ya a daily dream
Mirror yaself or live to regret it yaself
I'm the same man that walk the Mpire n' became a state
Fools bust- I don't do that , Nigga I rush
Got a tyson state of mind, I knock u out in 30seconds
Thats y I hear ya diss, pass n only leave u wit a chessy smile
Nigga re-enact ya plans cusz Menike got tha keys to ya life
Beats to clowns, all u new cast similar to homos settin' up ya dead trap
Homie I come of age in sh*tz, u don't like me go fu*ck ya pops
My last line, My last sh*t to speak
Ya life is a dictionary to me- I'll look it up n' make it a sympathy to me cry
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 5:07pm On Nov 08, 2007
naijafan:

@maverik again
no disrespects please but i plainly feel you don't analyze lines deeply enough.

looking at your analysis of wordsmith vs simmy, i'd like to point this out.
even if i was siamese,i still wudnt think twice/pick a slick knife/then slice this bitch nice
- what do you call the part in boldface, if not a metaphor ?!


No homo but I must say, Judging from wat I've seen on this Thread
Nothin' looks cool to me- Stupid Judgements and crappy analysis

Well that wat evry'one wanted- When y'all made him a Jugde wit only 3posts

All I knw is this thread needs control n' it up to the Thread owner to decide where this sh*t is goin be
In the next 6 to 12months (I knw that wat I did with *Rap*Freestyle Thread* )

@Hybrid
Keep our lil dissin' aside- But U gotta go get yaself quality judges
Go around n' ask niggas, Invite em' to come see wat u put up

Cusz wat I'm seein' here is some Niggas not happy with judgements
And the next minute u knw - Niggas are settin' up thier threads

And that's the realest I cud eva be to ya undecided undecided
Music/Radio / Re: Re: "star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 2:04pm On Nov 08, 2007
bolajibaok:

@maverik
u may judge this battle now, jduck is itching to see his failure results


wats there to judge ? Jduck (my nigga ) killed You

@Maverik

Please pass wit a smile - Bolawateva ain't no competition  grin grin wink wink wink

@Jduck
We don't call him Bola Bitch - His called Bolawateva ( 'member the Hoodloyalz style)
We gotta give him that irrelevance or non-existin' status cheesy wink
Rap Battles / Re: Freestyle Lyrical Assembling Thread by menike(m): 5:30pm On Nov 07, 2007
Rapsody:

@Hybrid-X

Be easy,Grandson! Drop d heater and walk wt Jesus!

Neva mind that KID, I drop a line 3wks ago
And he replies a month later - Grab a chill pill gay

Or pull ya skirt down so we cud see the bitch in You KID
grin grin grin grin - Can't even spell college- I'ma get my 2months old cuszin' to teach u hw to spell

This is y I hate fu*ckin' with all this Wannabee Nigerian Internet Thugs
Check my last diss record to Shishi on Hoodloyalz Myspace Page
So atleast that would tell u n' otha Nigga I ain't on ya level fuckin' Newbies
Music/Radio / Re: What City Do You Rep?spit About It. by menike(m): 5:07pm On Nov 07, 2007
I'm from the city of drug dealers, where nigga reign SUPREME
Classify yaself a thug in New York n' get bodied n' thrown into tea
We misled u to captivity n' gather ya dear wishes
You a dead man walkin' that's what niggas nickname ya wit only 20gs
Bitches up in Harlem, the waves of Frank Lucas lives
City of Guiliani, even John Gotti got knocked out of his sh**t
In Queens, bout chinchillas, guns n' bleeped up rap monologues
Kids drop out of college cusz it obvious its a bleeped up system
Catalyes ya motives whenever u up in Brooklyn or the Bronx
Stra8 at ya, we rob u of ya chain, steal ya chick n' ya hood
We don't front cusz NOTORIOUS still the best sh**t that eva rocked Hip Hop
Now name anotha city that got somthin' similar to A GOD SON n' JIGGA HOV
Homie we Blow, In Queens we say Fu*ck G-unit, 50 and Chino XL
The MURDERERS IN TOWN, even the Feds cudn't stop our ass
So next u catch a case- You knw what it do- NEW YORK NEW YORK we still run sh*t
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 5:34pm On Nov 05, 2007
@zephyrr

fuckin' asshole- U stupid for leavin' this sh**t u knw

But I can't hate on ya nigga, as lond as u getting that paper
Just knw I got ya baq all day atleast we all knw now u got a real job
Unlike some 12yr n' 16yr old wannabee thugs up in this thread

Well y'all wanted a reply to Hybrid X fuckin' comments (cusz that his sh**t wasn't a diss to me)
U got it

@Hybrid
Just knw u got that diss becusz Niggas wanted to see it happen
U didn't earn sh**t and every sh**t from ya mom diss to every otha - I do it wit pleasure grin grin cheesy

The Ruthless Menike is Bacqk y'all
Props to thecolonel,Tianshiem Wordsmith, Paddy_lo, Jduck, Alexpissu,zephyrr
Cusz It's BOUT TO B ANOTHA MURDER IN THA BUILDING
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 5:24pm On Nov 05, 2007
@Hybrid X

Go to fucking SLEEP KID you too WEAK for da MENIKE, your lyrics and ass is LAME
You keep doing this WHACK open battles but nobody even KNOWS YOUR NAME
So when you get MURDERED you'll be the only one to BLAME
Like a virgin, you aint had PUSSY since PUSSY HAD YOU
I'll shank this FIEND, take his MOTHER FROM QUEENZ New York to the New Jersey BORDER
Get a Mouth Gig with no CLOTHES ON, fu*ck her, n make HYBRID hold the CAMCORDER
I'd tell u to "run for ya life" but you couldnt wit ya written TRASH
ON Nairaland You TO EAZY TO REMOVE LIKE AN INFECTED COMPUTER FILE
Ya lyrics too cold for a reply from me, they usually CATCH da FLU
I'm like a disease and I just gave u the ASIATIC FLU
Ya plots sucks , KID ya truely blow, You'll take this BIG[b] L[/b] from me no matter WHO You KNW
I never go to war witout a gun so I'm a BEAST THAT FEARS NO HARM
I'm tired of baby-sitting these kid HYBRID X like they ANIMALS at da ZOO
Making this baby cry somebody hand him some TISSUE
I rock "AirForces", but this kid only rocks that OSHODI BEND DOWN SELECT SHOES
I'm "MENIKE" nobody will come to YOUR RESUCE, when I go lyrical kung fu on ya
This kid aint shit but a FRIENDLY GHOST, so don't try to act hard cusz You just Casper
I'll leave this WEAK HYBRID TRASHED, LABOTOMY SLASHED passing YA ODDESSEY FAST
This son drops rare chants you'll get cut-wit-a-spear if ya DUMB SELF DARE GLANCE
Crying over losses, bitch "suck-up-the-tears" like "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Flex wit these Keys bitch quit testing my METAPHORS and THESIS
Bleep "a Hybrid car showoffs", You similar to a Muslcle car break down
My lines quantify Zephrr Jugdements n' terminate ya future references
Ya CORPSE I'M TAKIN' TO THA MORGUE IN A TOYOTA HYBRID GT WHEEL BARROW BITCH
THE ONLY MAN I SEE - IS THA SEXY BITCH IN You
TELL YASELF AND Nairaland THE THRUTH MY PUNCHLINES INSPRIES You

Fuckin' Chipsmunck
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 6:59am On Nov 03, 2007
Alexpissu:

@Menike
If u don't respect others people ish cool don't think they goinG 2 respect your ish .

AM NOT PERFECT DAWG BUT MY IMPERFECTION HAVE PERFECTED ME

Nigga I ain't mad at u or anybodi- If u cud read properly
Jduck just sumed what I AM and WHO I AM
I'M A MURDER INC associate so I gotta be honest wit wat I feel bout all ya'll

The Same thin'

PADDY_LO, DBLOCK, TIANSHIE, SHISHI , JACKAL, NITERIDER
will tell u - If I ain't feelin' u, I'll go at u

Like I said- I got a JAY-Z status on this Nairaland so I gotta say what I gotta say
Fu*ck newbies, if y'all don't like it, take a chill pill
Rap Battles / Re: Freestyle Lyrical Assembling Thread by menike(m): 6:44am On Nov 03, 2007
I chew lyrics n' go ahead n' sh*t that sh*t out
Classify my thug on every joint- Now I feel like a burn out
Peaches of cream- This wack new niggas knw wat I'ma bout
Crucify em' - leave their bodies swiming long the west bank
Thruth hurts, but I'm that yung Oldy that sold drugs in streets
Did shoot niggas - Go ask them cops up in Philly
I'm a drug addict, Never sniffs, all I do is swallow that sh**t
And when I'm on 9, I knw all I'm goin see is dead shadows n' sh**t

Like Jay-Z, I din justify my thug
Make a stupid move- U goin' make me pull that gun
Don't need a star warz to compete with newbies
I bring the competition to me - cusz they knw they all luv me
Like DMX when I rap, I'm similar to beauty n' the beast
I throw punches that make ya mama say "Ohh yea, his the sh**t"
Clap u down with venoms that make u sh**t on yaself like u was 2monts old
A Dboy wit a hard difficult temperament for the Feds n' Police
When u meet me one-on-one betta knw if u talk sh**t is definitely Rest In Peace
Thought I told u nigga neva fu*ck wit me
I'm the most controversial on this NL Rap sh**t, fu*ck all y'all newbies
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 6:11am On Nov 03, 2007
Alexpissu:

@Menike
Here is  not alaba market  who gives a  Fu#k about your albulm that is dry like harmattan , if  u got work to do or  you feel u too big to reply to Hybrid's post go suck a  horse di#k.

Yea thankx n' I'ma have u doin' a Mouth Gig for ya dog. ya dig

@jduck
guud lookin' brotha
This clowns arond throwin' shots at me - But they gotta work harder

@wordsmith
Gbade - they said u win, well I'm cool. keep doin' ya thang
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 7:33pm On Nov 02, 2007
zephyrr:


HYBRID           VS      MENIKE      (menike we waiting on you bro)

Y should I nigga - Dissed Nigga 2months ago n' I gettin' mines now
Get of my di*ck dawg - I got work to do

@Everyone
y'all watchout for that Ja's Album. ya dig cool cool
plus thecolonel got lyrics to a joint we did 2gether- I'ma get that nigerian fool to post that sh**t on NL
Music/Radio / Re: Celebrities On Nairaland .introduce Yourself To Us by menike(m): 6:32am On Nov 01, 2007
simmy:

dog, murder inc? like ja's murder inc? wht do u do 4 murer inc?

Production nephew
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 9:02pm On Oct 31, 2007
zephyrr

@wordsmith

bro ,wats up?
as for your battle with menike u clearly won on a convincing margin

@zephyrr
Did u say he won  shocked shocked shocked shocked holy sh**t y'all
What tha fu*ck  angry angry

HOW DO You JUDGE YA SH**T NIGGA angry- THIS WAS TIGHT SO U SHUD LOOK AND STUDY B4 U CONCLUDE
@Everyone
Y'all can help this Nigga Judge this sh**t properly cheesy cus he got me all fu*cked up

****************************************************************
@ Menike
Say what?  the Wordsmith versus Menike?/
rephrase that; it's gon' be menike in need of medic-aid/
gbade that old battle cat, go way back like the relic age/
Obits would read "Menike got stomped by the Word into an early grave"/
see the Word's got a thing for punchlines, i use 'em to slack jaws/
the guns don't clap dawg, they give a round applause/
i cook that beef nice, then i let that red juice ooze/
come wild off the head like a screw's loose/
when this head spits tight off the dome, i make this puss loose/
on wax, the 'Smith's got a killer instinct, i flip modes like Busta/
i busta clip with less strength i muster to crush ya/
Gbade the untouchable, come get some and u get burnt/
make this silly pussy bleed like it's that time of the month/
the clips in full//lyrically have u split in two/
the Common factor's we all see the Bitch in You/
tsk, coming at me with those lame arrows, that crap attack still is wack/
the Wordsmith stays fly as Sparrows, u still ain't Jack/
Menike murkin' the Word? ROF, bitch please/
i let that ease flow with that trig squeeze/
u can ask Steve Jobs, i got that big Mac/
sit back//peel backs with that Klik Klak/
i'm like this// ; a cobra wit enough venom to spite this. ./
. . .wack mc, give menike's ass a passmark wit me nikes/
slice and dice with glee while menike screams for mercy/
the 'Smith's such a ruthless mofo, a murda session it was gents, merci/
[/quote]

AGAINST THIS

Haha im back with perpetual joy, you know the business plan
I'll kill a WORDSMITH lyrically n' put him on the witness stand   (he's dead but who cares)
Yeah I'ma product of my eviroment, violent tyrant speaks in many dialects
I'm impressed cusz WORDSMITH is the type of rapper I cud digest
I place a gun hole on ya betta plan 4 ya early retirement
Truth hurts but his flow is underprivledged, rhymin is illiterate
Should pay Nairaland cusz he's lyrics are horriffic, wudn't be sick even if he had a therapist
I'm more satirical when I smash ya bone n' melt it like heroine
In New York I somthing similar to ya foreign Ugandian Idi Amin
My lyrics leave ya brain dead n' I'ma feed on on it
Slice through your abdoman, grab a handful of intestines n' Bar -B- Q it
So get in tune with yaself, or i will disect you and place you on the menu boi
WORDSMITH ya slow ass should stay in his slow class, I advise boi
Ya bars arent worth shit, Dblock shudda murdered u boi
WORDSMITH is officially the most NOTORIOUS GANGSTA HOMO from NIGERIA now
I suggest ya ANT PENIS wudn't fu*ck even if it was screwed with 100 screwdrivers
Leave u tied up in a tree while I go back n' forth on ya chick like young Aaliyah
My lezbian sister said hi, she remebers you from gay night in Iyana Ipaja
Said u were up in the club like 50cent yellin A GAY GAY GAY, A GAY GAY GAY (wit a bitch tone)
He can't rap, he chokes like his chick with my cock in her mouth, gasping for air
Nigga I thought I told all y'all MENIKE THE HOODLOYALZ DON IS HERE

I could stop right there but I love administering pain
Scalp your cranium pull ya brain inside out and coat it with uranium
Stick that shit in a iron ore furnace until all that's left is a fossil
Goodnight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
[quote]
Phones / Re: Lovely Text Messages by menike(m): 3:35pm On Oct 31, 2007
u my nigga 4 life
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 3:17pm On Oct 31, 2007
WHAT THA FU*CK IS WRONG WITH ALL Y'ALL
angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

THAT NIGGA MAVERIK ONLY GOT 4 POSTS and Y'ALL MAKING HIM A JUDGE ALREADY

4 POSTS ALL FROM THIS THREAD- AND HE SAYS HIS BEIN OBSERVIN THIS SH**T

@ EVERYONE
Y'ALL GO GET SOMEBODI RELIABLE UP IN HERE TO HANDLE SH**T IF U TIRED OF zephyrr

@MAVERIK
NIGGA I AIN'T GOT ANY HATE TOWARDS U BUT I FEEL U GOTTA EARN THE RIGHT TO BE A JUDGE
WHICH U AIN'T EARNED YET FROM YA TIME ON NL BY OBSERVING  undecided (THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS)

@WORDSMITH
MY NIGGA I'M WAITING FOR YA BARS MAANN  wink
Music/Radio / Re: Celebrities On Nairaland .introduce Yourself To Us by menike(m): 3:02pm On Oct 31, 2007
menike

MURDER INC RECORDS
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 3:32pm On Oct 30, 2007
@zephyrr

whatvea them dudes told u bout analysin' battle is tru
U gotta let carts knw where to improve and why they lost

I think u shud go holla at Christiano or Mukina so they cud enlighten u a lil bit on that

@Wordsmith

Gbade u gotta go 1st - Remember this is goin' b my last with u
So u gotta Go Hard with ya lines cusz Sincerely I wasn't impressed with the previous one

Even thought zephyrr says we shud go anotha round cool
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 9:24pm On Oct 29, 2007
bolajibaok:

@menike aka da punchline professor
menike my diss to u must keep ringing in your head like a babboon, now relive the lyrics and see how i destroyed menike the pooping shit professor!

THIS IS MY OFFICIAL DISS TO MENIKE TITLED '' THE BURIAL OF MENIKE AKA THE PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR''

YOU CALL URSELF MENIKE THE PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR/
I WILL ERASE UR PROFESSION WITH MY LYRICAL ERASER/
I COME WITH DA FLOWS OF A THOUSAND AGGRESSORS/
MY SCISSORS IS SHARPER THAN UR RAPPING PRODECESSORS/
WITH ERRORS I SHOW OFF MY LYRICAL INTENTIONS/
JUST TO DESTABILIZE You WITH MY POETIC FABRICATIONS/
WHEN IT COMES TO DA LECTURES OF DA PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR/
I WILL SKIP HIS CLASSES AND INTRUDE ON HIS PRIVATE PROFESSION/
LIKE BOOK SECTIONS/
MY FLOWS ARE DISSECTED INTO PROVERBIAL DIMENSIONS/
JUST TO MAKE You FEEL THE PAINS OF MY DESTRUCTIVE INTENTIONS/
WITH MUCH VENOMS I SPIT INTO UR VOCAL DENOMS/
LIKE AGRESSION You GATHER UP MY COLLECTIVE EVICTIONS/
MY SCATTERED ACTIONS WILL BE THAT OF RETALIATION/
MY DISS TO DA PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR IS IRREVOCABLE/
CANT You SEE ALL THE RAPPERS FEAR ME COS AM SO UNTOUCHABLE /
GIVING THEM ALL TROUBLES , I RESEMBLE THEIR DUMBLES/
AM UNTESTABLE ,GBADE AND WORDSMITH HAVE been TOO UNABLED TO ENABLE /
ABLE BODIED MEN ,NOW THEY ARE SERIOUSLY DISABLED/
THATS WHY THEY ARE BOTH REFERRED TO AS THE PHYSICALLY DISABLED /
THEY CANT REPLY MY DISSES COS THEIR TONGUES ARE ALREADY DIS-ENABLED/
BUMBLE AM GONNA DISINTERGRATE THEM WITH DA TIP OF MA MOUTH NAVEL/
MY FLOWS SOUND LIKE FLAKES, /
THE CRUMBS WILL LEAVE You ALL EATEN UP LIKE NASCO CORNFLAKES/
NAIRALANDERS PLS DONATE SOME HANDCUFFS /
I WANNA TIE THE PUNCHLINE PROFESSOR UP LIKE HE WAS PROFESSOR POOP /
AM BETTER LIKE THE WRAPPER TIED TO THE BOTTOM OF MY WAIST/
MY FLOWS ARE SO RETARDED /
MY DISSES WILL LEAVE UR JAWS SHIFTED
LIKE THE PUSSI OF DA AFROCYNIC BIONIC BIATCH
KNOWN IN NAIRALAND AS THE AFROCYNIC BIATCH

for those who didnt know this is the verse that banished menike the pooping professor into ETERNAL exile on shit land!


grin grin grin
Nigga what are u? 2moths old grin grin grin . U gotta try more harder
Cusz I'm not impressed - My last 3lines from my last diss testifys that U are already murdered
So Goodnight grin grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 7:55am On Oct 27, 2007
@Bolash**t (u finally got what u want)

I'm a Resident Evil on Nairaland, I'm waitin' 4 an extinction
I bang chicks all day so who gives a fu*ck bout Bolashit dissin' me
I cultivate ya glory n' entertain ya pain, rags n' ya 1cent chick
Like Edosei said ya lines are nothing but some deep thought about, but sh**ty comedy
My class is executive, I eliminate many fools like u with a rat killer pill
I'ma pause ya lifestyle in Nigeria with a 2minute phone call
Fu*ck a punchline , all I need is talk n' at the same time chill
I'ma BOSS respected among my peers in New York n' Califonia
You just similar to a fool I knw who died of thyphobia yesterday
Nigga I'm versatile, all ya puches just made me amazed
You little'kid like Jduck all u need is turn 18 then comeback n' diss me
I'll make u kiss ya ass n' use ya teeth to shave the hairs around ya di*ck
Homie I kill niggas with guns, the closets u did was just pullout butter knives
Hahaha Nigga, 2months on Nairaland n' evryone knws u as a fool
I got a Visa for you to America homie, go ahead n' act a fool
Plus I got a very decent job 2 4 you in the USA- Come clean my poop (filthy hmmm u stiinnk)
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 7:39am On Oct 25, 2007
Haha im back with perpetual joy, you know the business plan
I'll kill a WORDSMITH lyrically n' put him on the witness stand (he's dead but who cares)
Yeah I'ma product of my eviroment, violent tyrant speaks in many dialects
I'm impressed cusz WORDSMITH is the type of rapper I cud digest
I place a gun hole on ya betta plan 4 ya early retirement
Truth hurts but his flow is underprivledged, rhymin is illiterate
Should pay Nairaland cusz he's lyrics are horriffic, wudn't be sick even if he had a therapist
I'm more satirical when I smash ya bone n' melt it like heroine
In New York I somthing similar to ya foreign Ugandian Idi Amin
My lyrics leave ya brain dead n' I'ma feed on on it
Slice through your abdoman, grab a handful of intestines n' Bar -B- Q it
So get in tune with yaself, or i will disect you and place you on the menu boi
WORDSMITH ya slow ass should stay in his slow class, I advise boi
Ya bars arent worth shit, Dblock shudda murdered u boi
WORDSMITH is officially the most NOTORIOUS GANGSTA HOMO from NIGERIA now
I suggest ya ANT PENIS wudn't fu*ck even if it was screwed with 100 screwdrivers
Leave u tied up in a tree while I go back n' forth on ya chick like young Aaliyah
My lezbian sister said hi, she remebers you from gay night in Iyana Ipaja
Said u were up in the club like 50cent yellin A GAY GAY GAY, A GAY GAY GAY (wit a bitch tone)
He can't rap, he chokes like his chick with my cock in her mouth, gasping for air
Nigga I thought I told all y'all MENIKE THE HOODLOYALZ DON IS HERE

I could stop right there but I love administering pain
Scalp your cranium pull ya brain inside out and coat it with uranium
Stick that shit in a iron ore furnace until all that's left is a fossil
Goodnight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  shocked shocked shocked


@WORDSMITH
Don't be mad I just had enough venoms to spit so don't take any sh**t personal dawg
Holla baq with somthing sick. Ya digg
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 2:45pm On Oct 24, 2007
@Gbade

I'll drop my verse later 2day bro n' hope we go 2 rounds

@bolaclown
Nigga I'll accept ya sh**t challenge n' when I done with ya .
I'll relocate ya to ya grandma's grave  angry angry angry

I thught I said stay in ya lane u bitch ass nigga n' better come with some arsenals ya dig
Cusz ya Nigerian wannabee thug style n' savin' ya ass when u rhyme with me punk

@zephyrr
Word up playa

@newbies
y'all bout to see y me n' wordsmith are Veterans in this sh**t -
so I suggest u look n' listen to every rhyme ya see n' read a meaning to it
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 9:19pm On Oct 23, 2007
@zephyrr

cat!! I'd seen ya sh**ty talk - n' u doin' a good n' very sincere job as a judge
n' I respect n' love that - I just hate it when u use my name in every single post u paste here ii

So I hope we both keep understanding each otha like that

cheers cool

@GBADE
NIGGA holla at me anytime bout the freestyle sh**t
I'm down with that all day dawg

@newbies
I got a Jay-Z status on Nairaland so all I have to do is only give y'all sublimes
If it hurts u holla baq n' I'll only reply if ya sh**t is hoott

Jduck and otha niggas cud tell u bout that
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 3:34pm On Oct 22, 2007
@zephyrr
yo I wasn't n will never diss Wordsmith (GBADE)
So don't get it twisted - I'll take a shot for him, Tianshie, Paddy, Naijafan,Dblock , Jduck, Kaydee, Magneto, Hoodboi, thecolonel, Jackal
all day cusz them are my dudes we go way back even before Nairaland Rap sh**t started

ON DISSIN NEWBIES

I'm the one that started this Nairaland RAP sh**t with Jackal
So I personally have the right to assasinate any of all y'all clowns (n' I hate clowns)
Y'all need to pay Homage to the Hoodloyalz DON cusz y'all only puss**ys to me

Go ask WORDSMITH what HOODLOYALZ did to flomirakuluz (Shishi)
My lines made that fat fool signed up for a fitness program in Atlanta now
Music/Radio / Re: Dblock Vs Gbade X (Nairaland 07 Tourney) Cast Your Votes by menike(m): 7:24am On Oct 21, 2007
bolajibaok:

bjpumpin the illest

check this
my flows is so sickle
it will leave your body cells in a shackle of a twinkle
niggas will think u got infected with a sickle
i diss with ease and spit rhymes that displease your faces
just to deface you with my anus faeces
and grease your basics just to repay your fees

Yea a reply pls
I'll take ya head n' hit that sh*t continously on the toilet sit
Nigga ya game is so wack
So pls go Rest In Peace
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by menike(m): 7:12am On Oct 21, 2007
I take up beefs for Paddy_lo,Dblock,Wordsmith,Tianshie, Jduck n' Hoodboi
Cusz those are my Niggas, I anticipate ya bitch arrival n' fu*ck her silly
So I gotta slay one gay, GBADE I got this gay


Stick to ya A B C D bolajibaok, cusz u need them now
I serve a bad punchline evryday n' still bring ya down
Spit like a stupid down syndrome kid, Bolajiboak get some brain
I spit the class of an OG while this nigga trying to conversate with pre-schoolers
I breed lyrics like an investor, nigga still stressin' on how to cultivate
Insert ya di*ck in HYBRID's mouth n' stay away from the WORDSMITH
Elevate ya game or become a victim to my lyrical GOLDSMITH
Class in section, Nairaland watch me now make Bolajiboak fade away in light
My peers classify me the greatest n' notorious in Nairaland even if I Fade in Black
I gotta Jay-Z status - You still a midget trying to find his feet
I burst ya brains with lyrics n' feed on ya intestines cusz I carniverous
Dissin' like a routine even the administrator puts that on my profile
Fu*ck u , HYBRID X, AFROCYNIC - little' cowards tryin' to hard
Hope y'all get it now - So go learn ya W X Y Z



Fu*ck all y'all newbies
Rap Battles / Re: Freestyle Lyrical Assembling Thread by menike(m): 6:40am On Oct 21, 2007
I'm back with consistency, fu*ck a Hybrid
I got stuffs betta than that nigga sh***t wish battle thread
Dislocate ya tooth n' make ya mouth stick to ya ass
I'm like a throwback lyrical king ask Wordsmith,Tianshie or Dblock please
I'm responsible for most Nairaland murder, That's y I affiliated to MURDER INC
Class of a gem homie calling OG's for a battle just makes me sick
Choose ya words wisely next time or do ya word a truu rethink
Cusz what Menike is in u, Is some nigga witout no single balls
Tianshie cud go hard at u, Me nigga I go simply raw
I pull the AK-47 out quickly, Homie I'm always in a lyrical killing mood
Getting in the wagon cud make u regret the groove
Wordsmith n' Dblock cudd testify, Menike delivers pretty good
Fu*ck STARWARS - I'll get Jduck hittin' u up with anotha gospel lyrical war
Po Deep cudd get me in a sec, but I'm still goin spit like it was a real war
Afrocynic - might be a rookie to me, but nigga got some real stupid balls
Question a NIGGA bout a NIGGA, the WORD ain't got enough hate douchebag
FU*CK a HYBRID, I'll simply rejoin him with MALCOLM X - puss**y
Music/Radio / Vanessa Carlton's Album In Store Now by menike(m): 3:56am On Oct 11, 2007
Yo all my Nigerian Kinfolks

My Girl Vanessa Carlton's (A THOUSAND MILES CHIC) album is Out in Stores Oct 9th

We in Murder Inc have done a great job putting her out with one of the best Productions ever
And I want all y'all to go cop her CD "HEROES AND THIEVES" and she got this smash single
"NOLITA FAIRYTALE" which is wonderful and little bit similar to a "THOUSAND MILES"

She's got Irv Gotti , Stephen Jenkins and Linda Perry producing - And it's just wonderful y'all

Go get the C.D y'all - cusz MENIKE SAYS IT'S HOTT AND I'M RUNNIN' WIT A FU*CKIN' NIGERIAN BLOOD  grin grin grin

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