DJ5naira ya bars are lame the thread say 2lines
I guess you such a retarrd to understand the meaning of 2lines

Look boy I heard wat u say
Talk like you tough boy im cassidy, u freeway
Leave u in a body bag n be at ya wake
I pop off niggas n leave em lookin like losers
I'm just realer n iller n ask ya grandma to get off my diiick cus I feel er'
And if ya grandma on my diiick, that means I fathered ya moms
Yeaa, that Big black sweaty nassty biiitch u call moms
The wrong sperrmm broke out thats why she look retaarded
You look just like her, a little more retaarded target
The storyline goes worser than Lebron hairline
Its that time of the month niggaa, I leave u catchin feelins with clouds like a airline
Im iller than iller, realer than killer, watch ya mouth boy
You in menike's corner , I smack you with the back of my hand boy
Talk is cheap on them keyboard, that's why I chose to murder you on my andriod

(Old shitz )

Yea !!!!!!!!!!!!!

toss the dice to a O.G like me
I make ya verse similar to a shadow, watch nigga u bout to b anotha newbies victim
Seen ya fu*ck post " Grin more please " - thats right I knw u want it underneath ya Bottom
Homo ya lifestyle is played, ya bars needs an update
Live u in a trash can, 28yr old coward u still celibate
Like Po deep said the only time u Be Intimate is wheneva u bout to self-service
I'ma get u a paper towel, so u don't catch a case
R. kelly type of nigga, heard u self-service in kids face
Think ya level is up, watch me bring that excreta down
Watch u use my name in sentences n' end in nouns
My flames will eat you alive, I floss with your soul
I’ll "STOMP THIS FRUITTY NIGGA", till HE’S ACTIONS ARE WINEY
But unlike wine, he appears to be getting worse with time
I just burnt you kid, now you lookin' so like coal?

Been a fuxkin while NAIRALAND .

I see alotta newbies up here , waddup to the old heads

and for the new heads , APPRECIATE MY PRESENCE, BECAUSE I STARTED THIS *RAP BATTLE* SUB THREAD
Just got a lil emotional there tho .

Waddup Seun , 7yrs man long ass time big homie

Wassup Wordsmith, Jduck , Alexpissu, dblock, po deep, Christian, 2fine4u , Chiogo , eldee , Hybrid X and like always

Bleep YOU TINASHIE, BIG SHISHI (I was at they funeral the other day no lie)


Enuff of all that shoutout : I promise to be back here often, checkin up on these lil wannabee cypher kings
and also droppin off some of my old rhymes and some new shit .


Once again : Seun 7yrs mannn , Love Love love my brother . PEACE

Aiyyyooo Eldee , I wanna see a Rap Battle amongst these young cats
Cuzs we old heads would love some nice competition

gay, who told u Bling was hot? u really no competition!,
u like that deaf kid who thought he was hearin voices

Word Upp to my real Niggas , Word, Mailmalc, Eldee (an all yall new kids on the block)
I just went thru Malthuss bars and really thot I outclass his shit . . . . (1luv MALTHUSS)

Just a quick FYI ---- If yall knw my nigga thecolonel . . . . well that dude died some few weeks ago (Multiple Gun shot wounds)
The nigga got me hooked on this NL shit in 2005 , Thot me shit bout Nigeria

Took my black ass to Nigeria . . . . . So it only rite wheneva I stop by on NAIRALAND

Its stra8 fire . . . . VENGEANCE and I'll make sure all of yall cud feel it

[center]To whom it may concern [/center]

[center]He's retarded on this forum im tempted to snipe his health,
f*u*c*k i know suicide victims that hate this naughty SHE-MAN, more than life itself
Knowone respects this pile of trash, you a straight up loser,
Everyone seen you as a bender,  without note of your user
I don't need a second look at you, to turn ya into a corpse,


Im the type to misjudge. . . untill you've finished your statement reports,
Gathered your fake from previous battles, poor talker i cut of your oxygen,
Now it's beyond a joke. . so it just proved how poor u are when u lost to him.
You just talk poor, u have no wit, creativity = 0 , lets face it you have no brains,
So if silence is golden, i hope he gets pimped out with rings bangles and chains[/center]

Venoms goin off like my last days in Casablanca
Leave u trapped in a plane like I Bleep wit AlQueda
I'll be smashin n' castin ya bones like Steve Speiberg
Buryin ya newbies in a sweage the way my metaphors last for days
Can't wait for the noob tournament to start, make yall my punching bag
Look I'm a timevirus the way I Bleep n' make ya gurl booby sag

I lost a battle . . . big deal, u losing at life is something worse
I'm like a curse, a virus while ur just a circus clown
On line u had that was good, was the one on ya stitches

Guess whose temporary back 

[center]Crack pipes ignited I keep killin' this niggas
Call it a photo shoot tha way I'm shootin' this niggas
This niggas want war but I give em' steak for dinner cusz they all my kid
I clip niggas n' cap em' in baskets then put em' up for sale
Pack there bones up n' serve em' all like I was Jason Kidd
Tie ya throat to eternity n' watch it burn on vain
Ignite fear from this dickheads at the mention of my name

Still got venoms that cud last me for years
2yrs retired on NL rap battles , just thot I shud let u newbies knw my name[/center]

its the renagade sippin gatorade
tryin to stay paid,cement rhymes down got em paved
i laid a foundation to the city stayin witty
name changin like im p diddy
scars from the past like im fifty
who ridin and who wit me
dont need no drama like bobby and whitney
ima psychotic needin psychotics to ease the neurotic
state i be but i got it down straight lock it
sound the alarm like ima a brinks
these bitches must be sleepin i think
mother made em muther Bleep em i need a drink
bartender pour one up, Bleep ima skatin this one like a rink

When you were born and the doc said “it’s a boy
You had to of been yo moms pride and joy
But she didn’t know you be a boy your whole life
Never grow to be a man but you make a good wife
You been talking that shit since the day I got here
That’s how we know you a bitch livin in fear
And why you always talk bout being on the website longer
O Lawdy Lawdy I didn’t realize you were that much stronger
You wanted a battle but you started a war
Yo daddys a bitch and yo mommas a LovePeddler
Matter of fact I fu*cked that hoe last night
Said she fu*ck you before, and you were allright
Im tha truth and real niggas gotta agree
Yea I freestyle bitch but my style aint free
Not that its locked in chains I just got too many brains
You a bitch like T pain, Im the next Lil Wayne
Im leadin soldiers through the rain and I cant be followed
You just a cum stain yo momma shoulda swallowed
Don’t even respond you cant spit real shit
So when real niggas stand up yo ass gonna sit
Niggas that wear vest get shot in the head
Ill run up in yo house, sneak to yo bed
You be talking all hard but who you tryin to scare
Ill suffocate yo ass with your own teddy bear
Then stand over yo body and steal yo last breath
Nail his coffin shut I just beat this nigga to death
Ill go to yo funeral after yo life ceases
Pull out a chainsaw, may you Rest In Peices

mykali:

@Fat-ballz

if wanna battle Dblock, call him out on a separate thread.
i'm already on 'diss' shit.

@menike
you are an elite homie, your barz are ancient

Nigga I'm retired and wud only drop rhymes I feel like dishing out
Dblock's my homie and I dnt battle my homies

wtf this Nigga Wordsmith still up in this bitch , lol

wassup fam long time dawg just thot I shud stop by n say wassup.

@Hybrid

holla at ya boi if u need a 12guage for this new nigga who be actin up on ya thread

@Mykali, A-40
y'all doin gra8 wish I cud hop out of retirement n' swing some at yall niggas . lol

@Sauron

Nigga wats good fam, how old u n' Worsmith is now? 109yrs old
Dammn fam I just say Me, U and Wordsmith are some old ass niggas up here
Yall got to pass that Baton to this newbies. lol

@Shaz
Sup baby still holdin this sub-thread strong. luv that

@Tinashie

4yrs Latr and u still aint worth not even a penny
Do NL a favor n' take some hormones cus u a disappointment to dudes
And I bet a mil Shaz n' Mukina won't even accept ya ass as a woman . Punk ass

@evry newbie
Yall dudes need to swing at Tianshie cus this nigga cross-dresses
1st degree gay nigga even got a online bachelor degrees from gay Dudes College (FDC)
In Atlanta,Georgia

So I menike (Don dela Capone on NL, AKA. Pepelepupu ) gives any1 a pass on that fool

Cheers I out

@lalaboi

saw tha msg u left bout tha tourney bro,

I retired from all that last yr n' just visit NL when I ain't got nuthn to do

Hope evrythang good on ya side. Cheers fam

tianshie:

So it has come to this.I post something and you rugrats delete.
lol. . .I dey busy first

cus nigga u is still a fool

DBLOCK (yellinnn lol)

  my nigga u killin niggas wit ya wayward intoxicated bars nigga

"this is a conventional battle but phat-balls turns it into some chaos
my rhymes is cohesive and fluid urs is hectic like Lagos"

that's some killer sh*t right there hvnt been to Lagos n' dnt knw how that place is
but Dammmmn that was sick to tho it in ya line. Nigga big ups

Shudda drop some lil somthin but y'all's gotta pay me for that. 

click clack bang, watch me hop on cypher
Nigga ya gurls a bitch, that's y I one night her
I'm in the freestyle lounge killin niggas on d cypher

TO be continued ,

Haha , Call me a ghostface cus I ghost bust ya ass
Nigga talkin to me is a miracle, now watch son ass

Thought I wud leave y'all niggas wit sumthin new
Called "Ill's Iller"


I murk niggas, dig em up n leave em wishin they remain in their casket
Bak wit vengeance dnt hav a competition cus I left em in their casket
Bars sicker wit venoms mixed liquid hydroxide
Nigga I'm toxic, dealin wit menike ,  what !! u must b psychotic
I body a nigga wit beats n' parcel em bak to africa
Matter of fact u is a lil chihuahua 36 n' still leavin' in africa
The bars I spit still tighter than ya bitches cleavage
I'll do u wat Michael do dude n' tell d judge I'll sentence me my way
My ill's iller like reggie miller I throw a triple ova ya ass
Welcome to my throne fools cus I just gave u a pass


To be continued ,

HYBRID-X:


it lost it way back when them fonies took over men. . . . . .wish i ould bring back em star warz days for real . . . . . .now we got peeps that post on dating threads running the show , . . .what u xpect ?
(nods head and logs out)

WTF son ' yo pap off dawg . . . .  u betta than that. the same dudes u dissin'
ran threads that made ya star warz thread sh*t . . .  like Sauron said, ya stupid ass sh*t
created Flowshow n' all them gays who bein in this sub thread lately

So u betta wear a big R 4 respect n' b easy dawg . . .  or go chill at 1 of t'em bodega's

If u got problems wit em judges son . . .  u pap off n' maybe comeback good . . . . u ain't gotta to b dissin' dudes
cusz real talk u ain't goin win any of those arguements u have wit em'

So do me a favor n' grow up or respect them dudes u come across on Nairaland ^{<cusz this ain't sh*t>}



@Sauron
dawg u don come a long way to get involve wit all this "dickridin' navigation" arguements wit brid
laylow dawg . . .  this sh*t ain't what all bout. like I said ^{this ain't shit}

so y'all gotta stop ridin' ya dicks wit a steering wheel


Peace. . . .     

this nigga want war but u too late 4 it playa + I knw who u is
so I ain't going to fu*ck wit ya but show u what I'm bout now, iight
here's some old sh*t for you - (I don't battle dudes again clone please)


Rap*Freestyle thread VOL 2 (Thread Opener)
A nigga just havin' fun - thats what I'm all bout




I'm class in the dictionary that's y I created anotha thread
Some say I'm the best but y'all might be the best when high of dirts
I put the Rap in freestyle so I go back to the studio to enact my flow
Serch for a microscope n' see if there's anotha rapper on Nairaland who cud snacth my flow
The realest rapper on Nairaland, niggas no my pride
Money, Power n' respect that what I live n' die
I'm about the MURDER somebodi call the cops or F.B.I
Cusz like Paul Wall I got the internet going naughty n' nuts
Check the lines of lyrics, I reverse what u call ya best
Chew it up in pieces n' make u call yaself anotha Nairaland greatest
never let Tianshie get You cusz You knw his the best n' so called greatest
But me I still ride like Nairaland most talented lyrical professor n' the baddest
Put a Paddy_lo in the mix- You get anotha eyes similar to me
Me n' him love chics so good that when we bang ya chics - We forget our dicks
Stick u in the class of losers when I get my lyrical young prince- Jduck comin' for ya
We never battle but we throw lyrical tantrums like Me & WORDSMITH
His the best, No, I'm the best even SEUN cudn't decide if I gave him 100 gs
Naijafan wit the capture of snipers call it a no sh**t no surrender
Alexpissu still crazy, that Nigga high of Money n' Lyrical heroine
Put a Hybrid X in it- The next generation of Nairaland Rapper get bigger n' bigger
Rapshody got the gospel in every speech, now that's my nigga
And Dblock still reppin' Hoods in brisbane - Shouts to my Nigga up in Australia

~Sauron~:

Are u a flaming gay?

it's called metaphor dawg