[center] THE CONCLUSION

I swing rags to make nigga shed bullets so die in sleep
Wit crystals the only way u get me high is me fallin' to sleep
I'm more LIKE LEATHERFACE,when I shred ya face
Like Lee Harvey Oswald I'll take pride puttin' bullets to ya face
You a crack pipe I'll get ya high like Steve Eclkel in family matters
I pop smithen up ya skinny 9grian ass n' make u a matter

Best on the board? Menike' let this 'Fruit roll up' with a verse intending to Bore.
cause when i mention 'trophys in the closet' i'm not talking about athletic awards
Back off, i'll Smother bitches in poisonous fumes and watch his breathin slack off
Until he's 'off the air' . . . the same way nickelodeon put an end to 'Cat, dog'
Your whack dog, askin for trouble?This queer can get beat and bashed with bottles
To the point you wont be able to see 'Cat walk', Like blind fashion models
Call it a comeback ? naw dawg, I call it a fun ride wit a swagger flow
Metaphors wit dimes mixed wit a haterade . . . u retards witness the adeventure
Cusz the way I spit nowadays that boy Crude might just choke me to death



@crude
U damn right brotha . . . . . Menike is in the Building . . . . and I'm takin' all rents. lol[/center]

[center]I swing rags to make nigga shed bullets so die in sleep
Wit crystals the only way u get me high is me fallin' to sleep
I'm more LIKE LEATHERFACE,when I shred ya face
Like Lee Harvey Oswald I'll take pride puttin' bullets to ya face
You a crack pipe I'll get ya high like Steve Eclkel in family matters
I pop smithen up ya skinny 9grian ass n' make u a matter[/center]

[center]wait wait wait y'alls gotta b ready for the conclusion[/center]

Hahaha dude u crazy

mayne I'm back just to have fun, no more dissin' dudes
I'ma just be up in here tellin' dudes I'm still versatile

aiyoo Jeff

I left THE INC finally, got a job at Def Jam as an A&R
But it might mean I have to leave N.Y for Atlanta

(Call me cusz I'ma need ya help settlin' down up in the A TOWN)

[center]Had to take a swagger look towards this bars
I ain't dissin' one body but its directed to whom it may concern or bother

Shouts to my dudes Alexpissu,Word,Oldsync [/center]

[center]I'm cocky but I spit so deep that makes me sail to perfection
That’s why they hate to love me like kids born from failed protection
Snatch ya dreams like an adam’s apple and Snapple it quick/ trapped and within
Slashing ya wrist/ a caped crusader making raps for the kids
Hang ya off a leprechaun’s bridge/ leave ya for dead/ crippled and dense
Cusz nigga ya 38 n' still hang on a tree like a nigga wit no sense
U gettin hammered-wit-fistz, U jus a scandalin-bitch
The line I spit similar to metaphorical grammars rippin ya hands frum ya wrist
Nigga betta cumm wit protection bcusz I swing niggas wit aggression
You represent 2 losses now watch me swing the 3rd in ya direction
Multiples aint a problem thats y I assasinate ya wit a SWAGGER
Nigga best believe the name cusz MENIKE IS JUST SO BETTER[/center]

@evry1
Had to comeback temporary to grace this lounge



You take losin so personally- u must know ya next
I show you no respect- ya chasin cheese? ya just a cobra's pet
And I only bit ya if it's 2 holes in ya neck & ya solarplex
U a lady's man I'll give 6 funeral roses with an omen's hex
Corrode ya set--until it's cancerous where my colon rest
It's only one set of footprints, cuz u ain't got no soldiers left
Bust a vessel to touch my threshold -- it's a tumor-tainted-text
So throw ya best punch my words have a "Boomerang" effect
You want war? You'll be a vegtable chopped in beef stew
And feed ya ya moms ya testicles because "hoes gotta eat too"
You never measured up to get the first -- we need a chain gang mayne *****
Pussy can't whoop me - I whoop that pussy -- BANG BANG BANG
Think you the illest? ask Biggie is there a highway after death
Get "knocked the Bleep out" -- and awake the "Friday After Next"
I print up ya rhymes just to wipe my ass with it
Ya raps are shit nobody been in the battle forum for 35, 45 minutes
Math must be shit cuz multis confuse you cusz u a bitch contender
Menike's comeback leaves niggas dashin out of place like failed olympic-sprinters

Guys it's been since 2005 I hopped on ere'

and tru stori, never knew I would have Nigerian friends Iike I do nw
so on my part "I'm gone n' wudn't post on this thread or maybe on Nairaland again"


[center]Peace to my niggas ; Word, Hybrid,Shaz, Chiogo, Alexpissu, Malc, Malthuss, Po deep, Rapsody n' all y'all gurus up ere'
And much respect to Crude,makavele,edosioo etc

And my bigg Boss Seun n' that nigga Eldee

But I would leave wit the real Menike swag :

And say TINASHE OR TINADICK ; DO Nairaland A FAVOR N' HOP ON SUMONES DICK
You n' I knw whats goin' on - You ain't King , You ain't sh*t , You nothin but a gay


@Word
As I step off - Wordsmith this is all you now
if u recall I did call Nairaland quit somtyme ago n' came baq cusz Tinashe cudn't run sh*t

So I trust u on this one

@Shaz
Ma' do me a favor n' lock up my Rap freestyle Vol 2 thread like Seun did tha otha

@alexpissu,brid
y'all nigga keep killin' dudes wit them bars or wheneva y'all feel cool
hit me up so I cud hook y'all up wit some beats (u knw resume so I ain't bullsh*tin')[/center]

[center] One More : GOODBYE Nairaland[/center]

[center]I ain't no rapper but I'm already a bonafide hustler
I pack lame niggas to bushes n' trade em' for crack
Mic check 1 2 1 2, shoot em' wit a revolver cusz I'm back
Say my name nigga I'll get ya bodied for crack n' not bother[/center]

[center]Category 7 - Most Inventive and Creative

(Nominees ; Menike (Rap*Freestyle ) , Hybrid (Star wars) , Shaz (Touch It)

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Category 4 - Most Consistent

(Nominees ; Menike , Shaz, Hybrid )

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Category 6 - Most Improved

(Nominees ; Alexpissu, Crude, Makavele )

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Category 2 - Metaphor Champ

(Nominees ; Menike, Alexpissu , Malthuss)

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Category 1 - Illest Punchliner

(Nominees ; Wordsmith, Malthuss, Alexpissu)

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Category 9 - Most educative

(Nominees ; Rapsody, Hybrid, Crude)

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Category 3 - Illest Rhymer

(Nominees ; Wordsmith , Hybrid, Rapsody )

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Category 5 - King/Kwin of Bodega (overall champ)

(Nominees ; Wordsmith, Menike, Alexpissu, Malthuss)

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Category 8 - Poet Generale

(Nominees ; Rapsody, Shaz , Menike)

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yo guys

I've been on tha grind n' y'alls gotta listen to this sh*t ya nigga Menike produced

It's a group called Hoodstock Exchange features verses from Sekou 720, Indi 191 and Chico's Son
And I guarantee this is really hardcore n' will get ya noddin' ya head

Tha joint is called "We Got it" directed by King n' here's tha link on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSwYuEhLz2s

And I knw som pussy ass niggas are goin hate but feel free it's a free world

tianshie:

@Battle cats
This cat got 6 toes on each foot.I seen'em pictures

. . . . ooohh u mean yaself . . . we already knw

[center]

 . . . . wuud up alex, brid,smith,malc (my nigga) n' malthuss
               . . . .  I need blood  


I'm baq like a through King so u wannabes beta take a vacation
Leave niggas assainated wit bars n' help his family read his funeral oration
I hit u hard and faster than a hurricane connecting with a roof
Beta hate me now cusz I make niggas like ya cry woof
This gay's not the 'brightest stuff' yet claims he has a "midas touch?"
To bad he can't 'put a finger to his verses' an "brighten up", 
Cuz that bar was not gold<<More like 'copper in comparrison' the way yah "lighter bruh!!!"
I fiche coke n' crack n' wish a nigga murk ya for cryin' King
Glad a enough I make rapper spit lines out of their fallopian tube

[/center]

@ev'ry1
had to make it small cusz I tied of fu*ckin' wit sum nigga up in here

You want to show a nigga stars show em pictures of me
I'm that nigga you consider untouchable you only see on tv
Lil Boy get it right tho, Cusz this is what we live for
Thats why you be doing rap for years n' still you so poor
I'm wit it, I'll spit it, I live this sh*t
You think I'm lying, nigga hip hop's my wife
That's why I told You before - You are a worthless sh*t
To get up on Hoodloyals level you got need all the trees in the forest
2 male singer n' 1 male rapper - Thatz why You live in one Lagos Forest
Talk sh*t now sayin' You gat skillz- 2fine & Eveseh live the Richest
They're 2 female rappers now for the game thats a wrap
SO don't disresect else you get ya ass barbeque slapped
The only wack muthafucka on this site is you, u ugly named little Boy
Came to this thread, spitin' ya dumb and inmature lame sh*t
I beat u so hard, I leave on your kitten a twitch
Sickness thats i what I spit, quickness thas what I flip
I'm gettin tired of this Lil Boy, i might just fu*ck ya Girlfriend quick
I can take a little bit, but now this much
This Lil Boy spins more mouth than his girlfriend did
His friends call him freak cusz his an unfortunate gay Love Machine
I'm sorry little boy, now u done-- just leave now, because you don't want none


(some old post of mine)

mukina2:

Hey Menike . .

sup ma' . welcome baq- they really need ya here

tantrums . . . tantrums . . . . tantrums

frum a so called "rap veteran"

@everyone

Guess who I brout baq from vacation

@shushi
brotha welcome baq . be careful cuss cusz I'll b puttin' ya back
where u belong. Wassupp wit Vanilla ya transsexual chick ?

Send my regards to her . guud to see ya baq
cusz we need competition up here

[center]I pitch crack in basics thats y this niggas shootin' blanks
Salvage ya armory n' make u a retard while I dwell in black
Shipped out guns tha otha week, now killin' niggas wit a rocket launcher
My resume stacked up, I bet this otha nigga wish he died
I kidnap niggas n' make em' feel like a kid again
I jarule niggas on beats, might think I did tha hook on love is pain
If I murk u for a dollar, imagine what I do for a quater
Grab a grenade n' kill a nigga in front of his daughter
I'm an old head wit an AK, u like tha movie semi pro
Cusz I put breeds like u in makaveli Units n' bury u like flo'show
Got a pedigree for ignitin' fishes like y'all n' put em' to fire
Wud pass a dutchess to hear anotha menike retire
I'm an old head wit an AK, y'all cud get together n' make out now
Cusz whenever I spit y'all grow hormones for attention so black out now
Push y'all in valleys of Al 'queda n' guarantee ya''l no returns
Tha volumes I spit put road blocs on ya on every tax returns
Cusz I'm proud of u fools cusz u always prove to be anotha Oshodi Internet thug[/center]

[center]Crack pipes ignited I keep killin' this niggas
Call it a photo shoot tha way I'm shootin' this niggas
This niggas want but I give em' steak for dinner cusz they all my kid
I clip niggas n' cap em' in baskets then put em' for sale
Pack there bones up n' serve em' all like I was Jason Kidd
Tie ya throat to eternity n' watch it burn on vain
Ignite fear from this dickheads at the mention of my name

Don't do battles but I take u on a date of punchline @ d hour of crunchtime
Drown u wit a thin rope n' wish death for ya until ya elevate ya rhymes
I feed rappers wit a holocaust, beef wit me I'll choke ya in smoke
Since u lack magic I'll kill ya wit lyrics that makes ya a living ghost
I'll shatter ya rap tactics leave you out of breathe like smokin ashmatic
I get drastic unloading automatics till ya body remains static
Compliment ya on ya lines but ya rhymes are apparently wack
Battle me in tha frontline, I'll guarantee I'll keep killin' back to back
I'll hang cats up like a chrismas tree, my lines are sharper than a sword
Ya only source of winning a battle wit me is only if ya come at me wit a squad
I pop techa and drop reps - WRECK SETS- when this man tries to RESURRECT
Ya life is like an African movie, screams n' fake characters so nigga go get a better set[/center]

wizzywisdo:

menike i see as the weakest, the others are trying too. I'm the best

makavele:

@wizzywisdo
True talk!

@makavele
It's called a competition kid u don't have to create multiple ID to get at me dawg
( "wizzywisdo" n' "ur killer" )

Let the Judges do their job

Some real talk Menike thro baq. Remember this sh*t was at some
Retard I used to aim at so years ago called Kgoddie or somin'


[center]Get back at me, I make bit*ches pussies smell like weed
I'm Dope boy - I'm similar to the Ja & Ashely Joi's free
Get back at me, ya nightmare MENIKE just entered tha building
Slave the chapter n' anticipate the killin' of a Nairaland victim
Menike make moves and envelope the bitch in you
Give ya best pal and make em chew
Nigga talk but ain't still read the chapter of my book
When I get u , I'ma get some Mexican to slap this crook
Negro please - You ain't gettin' paid for all that dissin' u do
But I make million with beatz n' that's enough to kill u
Check my credentials - Seen alot of dissin'
So You nothin' but a yawnin' and a haaa cheewww (Shiver)
Pull ya skirt down let CHIOGO n' WIFEYPENTH c the fool in you
I'm a Capitol DON - I'm glad I kill for fun
Nigga You a trashy punk, I'm bout to get Paddy to comebaq n' pick u up
I ain't freestyle along time but fu*ck ya style n' life
Homie menike an ex crack seller, I'm proud I cud push that sh*t
Leave ya entire life in Nigeria dying from Poverty
I ain't Nigerian You coward, can't u see my style
Fu*ck a GODDIE - I'm betta off fu*ckin flava's Goldie[/center]

This guys retarded like a midwest kid that be blessin F.E.M.A.
Elevation thread readin doesn't make ya a street thug
So getcha cheeks rung! machine guns! Yes I can tech a nigga
I'm the next ta beat ya! It's pretty evident that you suck and I won
This sitcom punk is out of luck, yes he stuck when I gun
Check ya girl's muffin for the gritty evidence after I mess an I stun
He's a punk and I run out wit velcro punches, every swing sink em' an stick
Black dots on ya red face, lady bugz you bout the pink in you bitch
I'll whip you . . . n' have everyone wonder you a chick
My venoms elimnate ya status n' have u served for dessert
Drop ya like the twin towers n' strategies like Osama in tha desert
Homie my kinfolks gather gun powders thru ya ass . . now prepare to launch
I crack skeletons like ya in my life so you just anotha lunch
U'd betta get a shrink cusz my words leaves nigga in a state of illusion

checkin' in . . . . .

"My Swag Vol 4"

Tears of a man I recall in smile of mine
Secrets of the irony dwelled was his in dime
Holy was sacrified his mine in the sake of vain
Cry was his mine in the sake of pain

Travelled are his soul to the valley of no more
Battered are his minds in the land but he now in smile
Sweats of a land prisoner, he dwelt no more
Shade of the sky he resides with cheers of wine

Past his image of siblings, he walked behind
Rage, Anger but with comforts where he now reside
Can't wait, can't see the past or what he left behind
Mine cries till this day "Mama come join me where I now reside"

[center]      To whom it may concern[/center]


[center]Str8 fold this Gimmick . . .monkey's like ya only known 4 Mimicks
I'll  knock him back 2 B.C” , like I was “Roland Emmerich” (prod of 1000BC)

Expose ya stomach from behind, 'Blo' ya back out da frame
My barz'll lacerate. . .  n turn ya Tee to a candy cane
Slash u like da end of ya rhymes, keep my name out ya ryhmes
u da gay . . . niggaz lift ya skirt like mini blinds
Can't stop, won't stop nigga ya bars keep shootin' blanks

What he Sells Pollutin . . . and ”beat the shit outa his head
Then knock the “R Outa Em” And Simply “Create a big L on his head

This kid a peg . . . . I'll list the steps u cud use against me but u can't , sorry u dead
And like “Sighnin Petition in Church”,  I simply “Get Rid Of Retards but wish ya well”
Give em' shells to borrow n' knock his lights out,  so he wont yell 2morrow
Lay em' to rest in his own bones n' visit his images that way I slayin' him dead


His freebies . . .  not invincible for me 2 punch! I already “See Ya Through”
My bars keep “hitting the shit ouuta big L”, Like “overused triggers on Ps2's”

As King . . .  look man I'm ev'rythang u still pretending to be
I gott tha best metaphors n' similes . . . so u like a mini me
Why retaliate when you come across me?
It’s a suicide to try me . . .  nigga have you heard of kamikazes

I'll give this jock a lean wit his new A 'B.c Character'
Plus his a girl thats why the teletubies are his favorite character

No awards to this hoe! saying he KING around most'. . . He still Sortin' His Own Clothes
Call ya girl Demi . . . The way i Ghost You Like Patrick Swayze

Make his chest leak outta punches 'he couldnt handle' stick to giving light Vet Tweaks
Following The Alphabet n' Watch me ordaine you wit a LOSS now “R. From The I.P[/center]

[center] TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

CALL THIS A REPLY[/center]
[b][center]

Dont fu*ck wit the king. . . man you throw punches like ya arms stuck in a sling
keep ridin for AWOL, but make sure you let ya fans knw ya STILL under my wing
keep swingin lefty's, hope u knw my right hook will smash-ya-grill
Dreaming u had metaphor like he collabed wit me
Tha more I aim at ya, I feel a tear out of my eye tha way I'm killin' this nigga
You a standby LovePeddler, I'll ve' Jesse Jackson on tha phone pleadin' 4 ya life nigga
I'ma street dude, that's why I go civil right on ya skinny ass nigga
I catch fun doin' an exocist on ya with venoms n' holy water . . . nigga
Conceal u n' ya chasis and squeeze puberty otha y'alls grown ass . . . nigga
Ya raps re' fuckin lame, only time you 'breathe fire' is in ya favorite game
So when u act 'bad to KING MENIKE on this thread'. . . u getin' aches n pain
Somebody get em' an oxygen cusz this nigga bout to drop dead
Let em into tha hospital quick n' ave' that doctor yellin' "HE'S FUCKING DEAD"
Last time u ran field wit me. . . damn i wasted bars on this jokin-actor
The bars I spit put u out fire n' sends em' to coma or dead 4rum illusions
My wordplay tougher, thats why I keep actin' like a strict dictator
You like a lame gay, only dudes that call u king got delusions

I'ma dope dealer, can't u see I control u bi*cth
For tha last time, get in the room now n' su*ck my di*ck
Cusz I run this sh*t as a true King of Kings[/center][/b]

chasisgirl:

lol. @tianshe , seriously tianshe who did he (rhymebiter) bite? roflmao

tianshie:

@chasisgirl
Babes tha b*tch bit me in his wack 'To whom it may concern' post. Since he didn't have game he made it look like he was battlin me wit my lines,tryin to insult tha intelligence of every cat here.
Now I murked him he's run off to lick his wounds.F*cker! Let's smash tha ho!
I'm wit u all the way. . .

Just to show y'all I'm still King and this is how it's going down.Hola!

called who a rhyme biter, Hahahaha

That was a very great way of tellin' u I'll take any line u put
On my thread and murk u on it anytime any where gay

And wait . . .

that last one u posted, dude u shot blanks at me dawg
Thot u shudda known by nw, Wheneva u go at KING Menike, u gotta com hard

Wordsmith !!! Dude please tell em' - Go hard on MENIKE. lol
Hybrid X !!! Where u at dawg - Nigga dissin' me wit mediocre rhymes
Alexpissu !!!! DAWG common - Tell em' step their bars up at me
OLDSYnc !!! Teach this dudes hw to come hard at MENIKE
Shaz !!!! Common ma' - Now seriously don't this dude knw he gotta come hard at MENIKE ?

[center]Seriously y'all - I'm just sayin'[/center]

@chasisgurl
ma' , even a lame ass would knw who u is

But I gotta give u ya props cusz u came harder than Tinash*t
Love that n' I really do BUT I don't diss FEMALES