Chiogo , ma' I ain't gone any where. I've just been a little busy wit thangs (productions)
Thats definitely goin bring more bread for me durin' the 08 season .

[center]Lets Go'

It's christmas, thats right- I'm still killin' dreams
I murder niggas n' leave em buried in their dreams
Catch chedder like cheese n' bring spectators back to scope
The realest menike is, leave u in a surgery room
I examine u wit the left piece of a microscope
Twist the dead body in u n' dish santa claus a piece of u
Get u missing for 365 days in the mist of a broom
I'm a Giant in ya mist . . . u a brotha to some African soldier ant
Leave u in Darfur and let 2yr old kid militia rape ya in pain
I'm so hood like T-pain but I sing harder than T-pain
Group u in a class of losers cusz ya life is in vain
Talk shit about you under my breath cusz I leave u murmering acting
I'm a blank instrumental to rappers, can't stop the verses I unleash
I roll up n 'smoke u' , Wordsmith this niggas deserve 'herbal-respect'
You niggas, i'm a Clocker mixed wit a 4-4 cocker
So now the bullets gotta meet ya parents like ben stiller you gay focker
You better learn to 'think' with ya 'CAPS',you not even competing IN-FACT
I'll get Niggas comin at u wit just a fu*ckin' phone call {Phone call comin' - Helllo}


Aiyo !! Word,Tianshie, Paddy, Chiogo, Hybrid tell this niggas I'ma BOSS
This other wack niggas think they BOSSES but they suck cock in resorts
Get ya life together niggas, This is just anotha Xmas wars
Your wackness is mainstream on Nairaland, Seun bout to ban u quick
An ugly mug breakin' mirror . . . I can't even see ya avartar pic
You a man, thats right. . . You've got blood on ya di*ck side nigga
I'll ressurect you then wreck you,  Guess whos back? You can say it twice
You just got here . . . plus the whole sites seen ya a Seniora, Dick,  like BUGS BUNNY'S WIFE.
Cause after round one, I'll watch ya Organs graspin' for life


Good Night >> Chiogo, Wordsmith, Dblock, Mailmacl, Malthuss, Paddy, Jduck n' all y'all
                       Enjoy ya Holidays

I-SHINE - I love ya educate man, really do- Dope lines n' hot executions [/center]

[center]Merry Xmas to all my niggas in the Music thread

My Rap*Freestyle* thread and to the Big Boss Seun

Y'all was all good to me n' my heart this year

And to all my Nigerian Chics (Chiogo, Snazzydawn n' Hotangel) [/center]

Tianshie give me the mic

[center]Check
I muve weight and put lyrics that makes u blind
Gather shame of men and embark it into anotha lyrical deliverance
Menike still the DON DELA CAPONE so I don't need no Nairaland King status
I run New York better than, run ya lifestyle and make ya tragedy my smile
Don't talk wit kids, Niggas I talk with family
I use cheddar cheese n' make u look like a sample of a rat
Tianshie this niggas are clowns, they need more of Wordsmith science lectures
I'ma get Jduck back on this thread so they cud learn more from a gospel thread
Walk the walk of a gangsta, I never hesitate to pull a trigger
Act nice or get dragged, because'll blast the long tech 9
Like forgotten groceries', u'll be in a 'bag a long time'
My verse slaughters . . . when I spit . . . it's similar to when a glass shatters
No mercy,its every man for himself. . I knock ev'ry hot heat while y'all just panic
I'm like a terrorist with touretts syndrom I'll Blast You At Random
I'm done playin with this preschoolers, Hey guys whats up with the kiddy rhymes
I smoke this kats, i'm gettin str8 10's on this verse like sellin dimes
They say the got alotta pride but couldnt rise to the occasion singin the National Anthem
With ease, Nairaland knows for 2yrs i'm like a monster on the loose


Steppin up to me and you'll catch my AK, with 700 round clips
A win ? Yes , I make u look like a lost Monopoly card
I bring heat that send frosty thru dynamic meltdown
I'll leave ya sorry ass for my fav NL sistas Chiogo n' Snazzydawn to roast
Move the picture on ya obituary and paste it on the pillar of hell
Make no mistake I never wished to eva wish u well
Wish darkness around me - Nigga welcome to the fame of hell[/center]

@Chiogo
U are a Queen ma' .

I gotta luv ya style n' confidence

Luv u ma'

Ohh You cold I got the comfort
Plus the chevy packed with stacks n' gums
We like the bonnie and . . . . u know d rest - Ok I get it
Like the mist in the tantrum we both walk in fame
Serach the holy demon in wackos like J5 rappin'
Don't a b5 to tell me u high of Hydralics
U in Boston thats just a few mins away
Like an MTV presenter baby we'll get lost in btw the hair of Sway
I'm ya role model - You like a real playmate God bless us

My lines might sound wack but the hype is high
You cut throat like a G, Baby I love that pretty
Don't blame me so bad but I guess my chic is calling' - Hold On

Hello 

chiogo u ready

I got the crack crack I ain't seen no spitter
Me n' my CHIOGO got NL rap thread goin' insane
Speak no english but we spit in spanish
Senorita mi amor mucho gusto mi amor
I'm me but not better than a man with two genes
Chiogo my other, she got that smile pouring for fame
She's my B and call me young Hov
No disrespect but otha rappers to me, sound like fake foes
Chiogo get em' get them harder
Got love for u like there was no other
And u knw I'm that boys that put smiles on ya face when I spit fire

@MENACE

Nigga u got sh*t all twisted , the last time I visited south Africa

Them nigga robbed me n' some otha niggas on gun point in Johannesburg
Niggas around the world bein sayin' sh*t bout Johannes when me n' my niggas
Were there it was nothin but Gun shots and killings man

I was born in New York and it made me feel like I was in the John Gotti n' Lucy Minicrioti mafia eras in Harlem

@Nigerian Women

Yo I got me a puerto rican chic who is my baby mama
But a Nigerian lady who has been takin' care of my baby since me n' her mama parted
Plus I've got a step mom who is Nigerian

I was up in Nigeria some few months ago(Sept) n' it was fun
I'll fu*ck wit niggas in Lagos like my brothas - Nigerian ladies too are hot n' sexy

Much love Nigerian Women

Born as an African American in the States I don't fu*ck wit niggas into scammin'

I don't feel it shud make some ladies or niggas to 4get bout morals n' fu*ck around
But like we say in the states "Bitches will be Bitches" .

@Adekanni n' all the ladies in Nigeria
Bein' loyal wud fetch u respect and love among loyal peeps
If u think money is all - Money isn't becos it all come n' go

If u think I'm lyin' go ask ya pops hw he was livin' b4 he married ya moms
That nigga prolly was fu*ckin' wit Crystals but now sippin' coke 1ces in 3months

So y'all keep up wit ya morals

@Yahoo Boys
Niggas I feel ya pain n' struggle to get rich at all means
Just like gettin' into the drug business here in the hood

But y'all gotta be easy cusz them dudes around u only want nothin but ya money

Wordsmith:

Is Nairaland dead or what?! Where them heads at?!

yo I'm just chillin for now man but I'ma be back wit anotha basic sh**t

@alexpissu
u missin' out bro. drop that fire

[center]WORDSMITH pass the fire back

I drop norms that educate the blind, me no habla igles
I speak spanish now so I devour the nouns n' spit in diversity
Gather ya deadbody clown cus I rich the minority
Feather tha fan and magnify the great in me
Lock ya shine in a voodoo pot, that's right ya life is me
Pick the bluecheese crumbles that make me better than you
I pitch the masses that attract the deaf ears
Homie I'm what the ROC was before Dame and Jigga
Got the wordplay of a lyricist but I put murder to pen
Interact ya flatterin' concept wit the Pastor, Bishop, Pope and Iman
Nigga I'll leave u missing in the mist of aprons
Scary dude like a midget all u do is internet flirt with kids
I call u an NTA, Nigga wit a Transexual Attribute (NTA)
Ya lifestyle is a toothpick watch me pick it up an' eat
A general in the making y not u go check the I.D
Plus I got the lyrical punchline that makes a clean nigga smell like Ice fish[/center]

[center][b]
( Dblock)
Yo, u nikkers want to feel heat you aint feelin nuffin
came out your street, still smack nikkers who aint supportin
I'm the missing piece, the last part of the menace
give nikkers heat pas it round like the usher passes cash in the service
I'm the scream your girl never had when u smacked that
The knock out u never worked when u, jumped that or tourched that
So. You nikkers holla bak at your main man dblock.
Roughen up, toughen up beat down niggaz who hustle us
wtf is this World cup, no niggaz I recognise
yeah, wtf is a tourney if I aint there to harmonize it
Nikkers, I'm Rap's manager, yous aint nuffin but checkout bitches
Spend your whole life, makin mixtapes, I get a record deal without hitches
nikkers I passed time in the studio, u nikkers only passing methane
filthy nikkers, holla bak at the don, aint none of that Bull Shyte,



(Menike )
My punchline collection has a perfect connection to your face projection
So I'll leave you voteless - like your only battle in the bar brawlin section
I wouldn't be scared of this dark lord - if he was walkin' dead
Dblock spit venoms - I spit wat niggas call virus wit a lil bacteria
I'll leave you mental kid, rocking back like u was an aneorexic kid
This cat like a meat factory, I'm beatin you by the pounds bitch
Replenish or deminish ya exfoliated frame brain bitch
This grown man like Tina Turner, I more similar to Ike
I'ma drown u in 'embalming-fluid', find a 'casket' drop-you-in-it
Feel so happy and get out my dick n' piss on you-with-you-in-it
You ain't friendly-man, shove a 'spoon' down ur throat & 'force-feed' you this 'lyrical-medicine'
Nigga actin' so hard, we all knw he makes love with Elton John
Jack in ya face, I beat u wit a chinese pogo stick
Ashes to ashes, DUST to DUST we just opened you up like you a savings account TRUST FUND



[/b][/center]

damn dblock

This thread finally got rapture n' heat

I'ma do a follow up to dat lata - Nigga that was venoms
So I gotta come up with virus n' a mixture of bacteria

Brisbane Australia Stand UP

bubble gum - pussy
Kush - Weed
T9 - Gun

This ain't a diss I was in the studio n' decided to come up wit this freestyle
They are just punches that puts me as a Professor of Punchline
So nobody should take it personal - Just did my Jay Z thang 



Shouts to Wordsmith my nigga - Peace, Tianshie(wats happenin')
Jduck don't make me steal ya chics(Haha), Black Child I goin' in, I'm gone

I rule on punchlines, call me the professor of punches
Chew ya verses n' remake it with vergies
Class in session better still keep up wit ya bacon
A blank instrumental in the hands of a rapper
Talk shit about you under my breath and keep murmering
Lavish ya life in a mosque and resurrect it in a voodoo shrine
I design a thread of life, woven in the fabrics time of a chronicle script
Nigga you a tender bear to me watch me tender u wit a murder receipt
A savage declined, walk wit me and get rap inclined
Spit the hardest, ya in-law n' her daughter goin' be yellin' MENIKE IS MINE
A dope verse deliveral I am, even when Common couldn't testify
I'm the best in the sheet- ya chic knws MENIKE GO HARD ON BED - HE SATISFYS
You are unknown here, so i couldnt really pull personals out of my ass
Thanx, you also surprised me with your verse no wonder Hybrid call You Bianca
Maybe ya -wackness- is registered anotha scary background music
Clap back to you and turn your stomach- into -Pancake Mix
Like a deadly -Jehova Witnesses- today death'll be knockin in ya dreams
It's always a disaster after I K.O niggas in a battle of greatness
If I shuved an auto biography up ya ass you still couldnt drop real shit
Punches movin ya body like spoiled rich bitches throwin a fist
You couldnt help ya wack raps even if you keyd it wit a metaphoric kit
Claimin ya da perfection when ya bars sound like someone’s defecation
Fixing septic tanks is ya destination being highly qualified in da field of sanitation
Get rid of that crap and step out of ya trap stop fooling yaself thinking ya can rap
This profession was not placed on ya map with punchlines that feel more like bitch slaps
I'm taking titles cusz your an embarassment to it u aint good at text never~will~be
Nigga u fadin Out, like a garbage over the hill receedin' hairlines
Fly Verbiage? Tick Tocks(talks) on planes n' still can't get airtime
Laughing at this kid, cusz his what a "PUSSY" is to "DOG" nothin' but a BITCH
I done moved past da ooz-class, I'm troop gassed . . .
Yet non motivated, a real nigga . . . wit a Reasonable Doubt
M-240 bustin wit these boys deployed wit me in the desert
You think you livin hood . . . nah nigga you livin good . . .
I stash my lyrics and 'weed' together in bags you can 'see through'
I'm not a vet I'm not even dope, but your wack lyrics make me feel like I-am
Drop lyrical bombs like sad-dam, rip ya throat out and put it on web-cam
You dead but ya blowin' smoke, this freestyle is Exhaustin, watch me R.I.P
Menike the Punchline Professor, Students shut up n' listen

I fu*ck with Niggas but never with a B nigga
Market ya scheme of success in anotha or get ready 4 murder
My 2 steps make a blind man react to flames
A project rat is u to nairalanders- we control ya dreams
Smash ya tourney cusz nigga niggas say U look Hot
Say u look to phony - fake lil nigga with 1000 NL ID
Cast me in ya dreams cusz I'm in it to damage it
Pictured a nigga very good but all I see is a batallion of ants
Stay flexible like a gum, I wat u call the bomb
Involve u in captivity of errors all we goin' c is F's n' D's
If u eva want money my niggas always printin' out the D's
Dollar bills in magnitude- ya wordkop anotha robocop xpect anotha D
Hook u in the belly button like a fish all u do is smell
Tame u in a boat of fishermen, cusz u can't even compete with disabled men
I throwback the verse of massacre get the vibe or keep up with ya poopin' slangs
I got a favorite rapper now and that ain't U or ya otha new 1000 Robokop ID
But the baby ya girl had for U is mine nigga go check the DNA ID

My tech 9 similar to semi automatic
Glad to shoot cusz I got balls to speak athletic
My fofo got an attitude to a massacre fu*ck 50cent
Grab ya life 2gether bunch of 2 quaters I brake a bread
Kuniva my chess play to the mag of headz
Hail to the man that made NL knw all bout headz
I Group Intimacy ya chic in a caddillac call it Caddy love
Make ya day a bad one cusz I got that Mike Tyson glove on
Ya life is in jeopardy call a game of insects when I get invited
You a bitch at it's prime get a head or get banged by Gay
I shoot lyrics that make you throw that snake tantrums
Crucify the lucifer n' anticipate the flourished rebirth
Cusz I the hitman got 2 rounds to go so grab a vest

I got this !!

Buba
Em
Lil Whyte (Nice dude - n' funny)
Vanilla Ice
RA the Rugged Man (I've worked wit d dude b4)
Everlast

My bad y'all, U said 5 - Fat Joe n' Paul Wall ain't whyte they Hispanics

I leave Niggas Dearly departed- Nairaland cud testify
Fillin' the 12 9 Nigga, that means I multiply
From the stone age so if You get pissed, go diaceptify
A OG wit twon word, Hello y'all I'm STREET CERTIFIED
Catch a coward n' leave him in grave of an amplifier
A gold digger life ya chic- Nigga I'm solidified
A suit case was You to me, I don't fu*ck of who You are
Extravagant my lifestyle, No MENIKE thats not what You are
Get a grip, put u in a coffin cusz You can't be what I am
Dogg tape u n' put a money on ya head like a kid You are
Simplify u wit my lyrics cusz I am what I am
A dumb dicksucker, Nigga ya chic said thats what You are


Lyrics be me, that last line made me laugh
Sorry u pathetic gay, Ya chic is mine
I on the page of ghost, You before u talk get a baff
Rocawear in my mind- thecolonel said urs is bend n' select like it was mine
Better plan 4 ya funeral in attendance is 3000 Nairalanders
Menike,Seun,Tianshie,Paddy_lo,WORDSMITH,HybridX,Mailmaic,Jduck,Rapsody,Chiogo
So Little Son get ready to say Hi to the devil - Niggas now lets say all "GO"

I burst guns n' fish the net surface
An ex-coke dealer- Neva convicted never a single time
Put nigga in a duffle bag - Menike is at his prime
You a prime rib to me, I wrap u up n' have u 4 lunch
The greatest gay of ya time- hope u ready 4 a relunch
Investigate ya birth, Nigga I was the nigga that fathered You
Boss in my league all I do my entire life is History
All u do in ya life is steal beans n' some mozarella cheese
Gather ya lifeless body n' throw yaself into the dust bin
I am the ghost in ya dream, Ya girl love my gummy cream
See me cummin u beta get ready to show I.D
Classified the best among the homeless in ya hood
And if You cud get prepared to come get my cake If You cud
I got the access to ya life like Diddy & Suge
Still blow that Kush, I'm allergic to cancer
Call me the R.Kelly, never fu*ck teens but a Nairaland pied Pipper
Call it an Officail return of the Punchline Professor n' A King
Lookin' 4 ya chic, She's ridin' dirty on my Di*ck - Nigga

I'll just walk out cusz its embarassin'

colomb:

most rapper on nairaland trying to do some hardcore shit.why not just be yourself.how well can u put most of this lines on a beat.Please.

I hope u read the rules b4 U posted. U don't like it, It's called in the U.S.A "PASS"

RULE*
4* No Irrelevant Talking (Jus Rap or Freestyle)

I got ya

I go so hard that I easzy forget the existence of God
Not a Nun in my hood so don't blame me 4 not think of none
Never loved Jesus but I in love wit Jesus Christ
With cross I carry- tell me who I'm suppose to thank
Tax me I scissors u wit the rapture of blood n' water
Need a Church in me- B4 I go smoke  anotha blunt of blow
A satan in flesh I know ya anger thats why I'm the devil
Me n' rapsody so good wit bars
We both was anointed wit the holy water n' an anointed holy oil
Need church in ya life go meet a Catholic priest
Got a serious problem go holla at the Pentecostal G's
But if u need sex, money n' drugs in ya life come meet Menike the notorius G

Holla

@Rapsody
Nigga I wud have gone on n' on butI gotta be in the Studio
I'll be back n' keep pouring them bars

My name is Young - Not similar to Jay Z or Hov
A black man in love with chicken - y'all silly 4 leavin' me in a KFC
Halt cusz I spit wit alotta hydraulics
Neva run away from dissin' but love alotta pussi kissin'
Got sex on my mind like I was Lil Wayne goin' mad on his lines
Plus I got a Duffle Bag- Ladies love so much cusz its filled wit sperms n' balls
Hahha - A roc Boy but never was I an' American Gangsta
Love my hustle, I do it for my unborn kid Russell
With Chiogo my baby mama- I don't need anotha Puerto Rican mama
2 wrongs don't make a right, so Chiogo can my 3yr old baby brittany call u Mama 

Oh yeah yea
Take it from me - I'm a King to ladies
A playa by birth n' street tradition
You ain't feelin lyrics go hang yaself
Me n' Chiogo call us anotha Bonnie n' Clyde
We in Love n' wild call it Crazy In Love
Chiogo - Ohh
That girl go so naughty n' bad, caught me a cute smile
All I do it Touch n' die
Holla baq baby if You goin' my B/A/B/Y
Ohh No I see Jduck comin' - I gotta go n' leave wit P/I/T/Y

chiogo:

ok, cool topic.

one question tho, is cursin'/swearin' allowed??

Yes - But If You can't avoid it then dish it out politely

(Like this)

Curse a Nigga like me
I devour ya glory n' feed it to my street
I'm a disciple among my peers
Similar to a Pope n' Bishop
But Fu*ck a voodoo but I stll love my Imans

Yo
If You gat real style and believe You are the best Lyricist on Nairaland
                                  Let's freestyle .

RULES >
1* No name Calling  (The StarWars thread is Open)
2* No abusive words (Yo momma, Dad) between You and your Opponent
3* No copy and Paste Lyrics please. (Originality) .
4* No Irrelevant Talking (Jus Rap or Freestyle)


I'll start off :

I'm class in the dictionary that's y I created anotha thread
Some say I'm the best but y'all might be the best when high of dirts
I put the Rap in freestyle so I go back to the studio to enact my flow
Serch for a microscope n' see if there's anotha rapper on Nairaland who cud snacth my flow
The realest rapper on Nairaland, niggas no my pride
Money, Power n' respect that what I live n' die
I'm about the MURDER somebodi call the cops or F.B.I
Cusz like Paul Wall I got the internet going naughty n' nuts
Check the lines of lyrics, I reverse what u call ya best
Chew it up in pieces n' make u call yaself anotha Nairaland greatest
Neva let Tianshie get You cusz You knw his the best n' so called greatest
But me I still ride like Nairaland most talented lyrical professor n' the baddest
Put a Paddy_lo in the mix- You get anotha eyes similar to me
Me n' him love chics so good that when we bang ya chics - We forget our dicks
Stick u in the class of losers when I get my lyrical young prince- Jduck comin' for ya
We never battle but we throw lyrical tantrums like Me & WORDSMITH
His the best, No, I'm the best even SEUN cudn't decide if I gave him 100 gs
Naijafan wit the capture of snipers call it a no sh**t no surrender
Alexpissu still crazy, that Nigga high of Money n' Lyrical heroine
Put a Hybrid X in it- The next generation of Nairaland Rapper get bigger n' bigger
Rapshody got the gospel in every speech, now that's my nigga
And Dblock still reppin' Hoods in brisbane - Shouts to my Nigga up in Australia

Me I'm a DON DELA CAPONE - Ya best rappers no me to well
A walk heavenly GOD similar to  Saddam Hussien
I talk what I walk n' walk what I talk to well
I'm a beast go ask thecolonel- that nigga know me to well
I put chedda to a deer like a tru royce rolls twin
Shatter lyrics that make ya brain shiver for a think
I am what I am - Am I what am I
I'm MENIKE the LAST DON - Sayin' welcome to ANOTHA RAP*FREESTYLE VOL 2 THREAd


Next nigga round this Up

@Everyone

I know we all miss the *Rap*Freestyle Thread so bad

Well check this- I'll create anotha one n' Hope Seun will leave this one to leave
Strictly not a battle thread - But a Rap or Freestyle thread

Met her once at Chi-town bout 2yrs ago.

Wondaful lady y'all- wit a great sense of humor n' a nice passion for music

R.I.P "Mama West"

@Sharn06
Nice punches ma'

"How's dissin me? I made it possible
For u to make history, How is it 'a-possible''

(nice, but funny in a way because You really made ya point )

that bolawateva dude is the wackest Nairaland have eva seen
So thanx for paintin' his corpse BLOOD.

@Chiogo
Look ma, why not u take a shot at bolawateva
I've seen u do it before- Bolawateva is only 12yrs so thats goin' make it more easzy to kill

God bless me, Cusz I love my Nairaland ladies 4rum hotangel to Eveseh (love all y'all)  

@Bolawateva
Please, dudes killed You. Now u dissin' a lady
Only Niggas wit Homo aspirations go ahead dissin' ladies for fun  
And I'm really embarassed - But it's til good You go alot ahead 4 You since You only 12  

bolajibaok:

@jduck
its good to know that u will declare that menike the pooping professor is your blood brother .
who knows maybe menike the pooping professor is the same multiple character as you.
another criminal offence! judge maverik hope you're watching them ! immediate trial and legal action please !

what!!! hw old are u fool? I guessin' 13yrs old

well it's all good, I can't blame u. I'll rather blame the folks that had U