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watch Indecency

drink n' scream fu*ck tha cops

Havin' a 3some

Smoke all day - that takes the pain n' stress

One night stands (Dammn hw did that come last on my list)


[center]I ain't single[/center]

chiogo:
I guess it's d time difference. Naija and Uk is 6 hours ahead of us. so it's 11:40 am right now.

I've got the same probs wit Nigerian Time but U against Bolaji
Look ma' u've gotta put murder on his name - If u don't kill em'

I'ma put on my jacket n' go to the Courthouse to file for a Divorce or I'll get off NL for a week

So show that nigga who the Chigurl is iight

yea - I just saw that rule this mornin'
But it's all good I cud take it off


@Alexpissu

Bro, u came hard n' I luved it - ain't no luv lost here dawg

@evryone
I'll take off my lines. that way niggas cud still feel fre to under-estimate me

Took my bar off- u were 24hrs late

Alexpissu:
Am sicker than ill/I phantom your weak shots/
Alex supreme/still peroxide your weak mind in this courts/
Make u flirt with your nightmares/bury u wit my dog's blood/
My ish global urs aint moving like idol gods/

your wackness unending like the seawaves/
Dis bitch aint no murder associate he just a slave/
When i spit/u be catching your blood as raindrops/
Leave u crying like u lost your mama when murder gon stop/

Word on the site/Menike is a child withno childhood/
wilderness is your block/ slice u in 2 wit ma sword/
A foetus @ the sight of my punchline /u praying 4 abortion/
Dr phill and pastor chris/ told ya there is no solution/

still kick shit/ your face leaves your body/
slice your d*ck in 2/ that is d sacrifice am ungody/
try battling moi 2 be famous/ i freeze your lip(s)/
piss in your ears like a deseased in mortuary u zip/

Praise u with wheel chair bitch go retire/
ma punchlines clones ya/ kick your bitchass in fire/
You just a blindman seeking 4 drivers lisence/
like horror movies ma lyrics keeps u in suspense/

my lines are fraudulent/i will empty your barz like victims/
your brain empty/ i shit in it cause u lack rap vitamins/
when i say punchline/didnt say u should wax your assline/
i leave your skull in harmony/your chick said u doin fine/

mix your eyedrop wit ma piss inject 2 your vein/
your system ethered/expose you 2 nairaland u's in sane/
it's like u are using a screwdriver to tighten your wackness/
spit in d holes in your face/till 12pm till u turned darkness/

battle aint the issue but don't remind me of 10 commandments/
cause u just got murdered/don't ask me 4 ammendments/
I ossifrage your spinecords 2 your numb skull/
sprinkle your blood in your eyes/watch u like pentagon fall/

good but I'll go 4 atleast

16 bars, 10 bars just too short for me

yo el

set it up he spits first

I c lotta new cats sayin' sh*t bout that nigga menike
Like Hov I let nigga come at me but
I just gotta give em' some murda freestyle

That way they goin' knw menike is still the nigga he is n' always will

@bOLAWATEVA

iight dawg- guud lookin from yea

aiyoo '

Alexpissu - I'll battle but u've gotta set up a thread

Hope Bolawateva won't spit sh**t on it like he did that Maverik Vs Menike thread

worldbest:
@menike you're fcukin weaked.Anyway u gat words

Thanx . . . . . A reply ? no ain't ready for that yet

Tryna b "dope", u still "stuck on my lines
Like a power ranger, I c no proof of a punchline
Hands in ya face cusz nigga u bout a fade away
My six steps plus a mean flow bout to let u off like freeway
So u gon' wish u stayed inactive on NL for the rest of ya life
Cusz u worth nuthin' to niggas, maybe just a dime
I'll leave u bruised like a damn maggot
Word in the street is that ya pops is the newest gay
A beast in the booth, nigga I'm ya damn master
I populate ya crew n' shatter u like anotha tsunami disaster
The miracle of medical science ain't savin' what was left of u
Nigga wats funny is that u similar to a piece of vegetable
All I need is just ya skinny bones n' meat n' I've got anotha dinner
U ain't winnin' this one maybe till december
For now, I'ma get u a Love Machine n' watch how u shove it down 2tru ya anal
While my shine leave ya moms pussy star struck when I pull my di*ck

demm 2 dudes are my niggas
But Po' Deep killed it for me


Damn y'all makin' me want 2 battle sum1

Lyrically I paste bullets all day like it was a myspace page
I shank rappers n' make em' feel the taste of a drought
Ignite ya pain and entertain ya glory day
Menike the only nigga like RUN DMC yellin' I walk this way
I ain't no Reverend but I cud see the poverty in u
Make me feel sorry for myself that I ain't even dissin' u
You jump like a poodle, the best job u eva had was being a male stipper
See mouthafu*cker Queensbrigde su*cks this cock
I'ma leave ya life short of breathe
Shut up nigga what u think I ain't come correct
I leave u in the grave of anguish, ya life is simply rubbish
Scrutinize ya programs cusz u just similar to a micro chip
I'm sorry nigga u more to me like a potato chip

@bad temper

look ma' u got a nice skill. love that

But I got rules before I diss anybody :
My #1 rule happens to be

"Never diss females, whoeva disses one is a pussy"

So u comin' at me I gotta pass
That doesn't mean I ain't got love for ya ma' iight 

Yo I can't front being the pioneer of this sh*t on Nairaland Music Forum

I've gotta say I'm happy that Seun din gave us this chance
For real Nigerian rap lover to xpress their poetic n' lyrical skills

Good thangs for 08 y'all - Thanks Big Boss Seun
I promise ain't nobody goin' get this sub forum fu*cked up like they do in the Sexuality sub forum

Mr_Raheem:
Hmmmmm, been away for min and now i'm back up in diz B****tch,

i see we got new faces up in hurrr, Hey Mefake or Mekine or better yet, gay,

What tha hell h'pnd to your gay hommies, Paddy Hoe and T ain't Sh*t,

Eat a d*ck, B*****tches,

Guys guess who's back Mc Rammer - Well we all good here
2007 is gone n' 2008 brings guud thangs

Heard u still strollin' through tha streets of Lagos lookin' for ya way out right?
Well I grown now n' don't have much to say 

Holla @ ya transgendered Vanilla for me
Tell her we on Nairaland still love her . 

@eldee
It's all guud

I'ma beast on the mic physically I devour rapper
I'm that Ghostface killah this otha Nairaland niggas sumthin like Casper
I'm a beast, I'm unleashed, I'm now free from my cage
I'm breathing down your neck. . . . .I'm heaving with rage
There's fire in my eyes, even when I cry, it never dies
Plus I got the axe of vengence so fu*ck wit the throne n' easily die
Not fighting for a prize. . . . . But I gunnin' for ya life
Do me a favour n' pray cusz today might just be ya last night
I gunnin' wit a gun, u aimin' wit a blunt butter knife
My semi got a castle of drugs watch me sneak one tru ya chicks anal line
I decline for war cusz this dudes are semi K-9 dealin' wit emotions
Run ya down n' leave u dead walkin' tru the streets of Matamurass, Mexico
Bitch nigga why u think the call the 2008 Captivity King
Cusz I'm the missing link to death in Suge Knights deathrow
I'ma hide ya dead body underneath the carpet from them 5 . . 0
My hood know me too well I'm the future to the supreme team
My ways are monitored by cops , still I conquer their entire dream
Your style is poor n' a vivd garbage to be picked from the trash
Ya bars stink like it was written by Oscar the Grouch


@Everyone

Don't forget this is a Rap Freestyle Thread
I don't luv to see Bolajiwateva was banned or Arsenal fan or Birmingham sh**t here

I'ma a Gunner fan, Seen their game with Madrid in the CL wit my gurl
Last year or sumthin n' they are the best in Europe

But all that is for the Sport thread n' Bolaji bein' banned is for anyotha thread not here PLEASE
And I am pleading on everyone includin' Bolaji or wateva his fullname is PLEASE

I don't knw why Seun still have this dude on NL

Nigga ya life is a comedy all u need is a motion picture

u niggas 're givin' him the attention he needs

Move on wit life - this nigga retarded - y'all don't need Doc Phil to tell ya

thats my nigga Crooked

Used to record wit him a while back wit Eastwood up in the Crack House
Plus Buckwild is Nigerian so that nigga floss wit 9gerians

I'm the taste to values, fu*ck wat u heard bout me
Kill ya life while u day dream ask styles P
Got the breath of a gay, nigga take a pill
I'ma pill Poppin animal like weezy but I got no dreads
I scarface foes n' bring the to condemnation
A soprano by blood but a real holis,queens niggas
Say my name little monkey, I leave u layin' in pit of semen
Gay ass nigga ya life is a movie all u need is a motion picture
Parry yaself together or I shatter ya into a piece crumbled cookies
I'm the greatest in Nairaland, u the biggest among african lamest
Kuntakunte should have saved ya ass cusz menike put murda to work
I'm hard on tracks, most of this dude are platinum gays
See I've been doin' this sh*t since I was 7
Why u think my Nairaland rap up was like ray j's sex tape in 2007
Skinny asshole I'm the sh*t that comes harder than sex
I'ma stra8 type of nigga, 9 bullets in ya face cusz I'ma pistol type of nigga
Always on that real New York talk, fu*ck wit me or get ready to die
You is anotha mans bit*ch plus I heard u was a transgendered

damn my gurl din did it again.

told ya u the queen in this NL rap sh*t
If u keep ya head up

@Rapsody

Real talk - I luved ya sh**t

bolajibaok:
@hybrid-x
''delivierance''
scattered accountant, is this the spelling of deliverance? but you can join rapsody in prayers too instead of insulting me. havent u noticed that i am unstoppable? the harder u throw the harder i recieve

I've neva wished 4 sumone to be banned but Bolawateva

U really need to be kicked outta here if u don't act matured

It's 2008, and u need to grow up. I won't mind gettin' Seun to ban
U cusz all u do is trouble n' sh**ty threads

bolajibaok:
@menike
if u live like u spit then set up the thread you mentioned ''menike vs maverik''

How come u comin' soundin' so Hot my nigga (U got fishy ways)

Go ask Seun, Word, Tianshie, Paddy, Naijafan, Mukina, Christiano, Chiogo, Jduck, Snazzydawn

I don't set up battle thread I get invited into battle threads
That was the main reason I started sumthin' like a "Rap*Freestyle* thread

True story- I avoid rap battle but like Hova u don't want it wit me
I make much bucks, I ain't even 22 but I got 5 cars in my garage
I've got a pretty kid n' a beautiful ng gurl - So I ain't goin out like that

Nigga want beef set up a thread n' invite me n' I'm cool

dammn 

I did a joint for love n' all y'all niggaz bitchin' bout hate

@Maverik
I ain't even tripin' bout u but You gotta understand my set
I said I got hate for u cusz I hate the Dallas Mavericks
In the States, where I'm from there's a Basketball team called the Dallas Maveriks from Texas
And I said without modifyin' sh*t I hated the Maverick so u should just change ya name

Nigga it was just a fu*ckin' joke - Plus I neva eva had beef with Zephyrr (thats was my nigga)
Yo but if u want beef - Fu*ck wit ya boy cusz I ain't wearin' no bulletproof vest on
I'm all out, Set up a thread or sumthin'- That way afta I beat ya ass I'll come down to
Nigeria and take ya bi*tch for a 7 day Carribean cruise

@Bolawateva
1st u had my name in ya mouth n' 2secs later u
Get on some otha niggaz di*ck in ya mouth- nigga u is a LovePeddler my nigga
You ain't gettin' any younger -Jduck only 14 n' he got more reasonin' than u
And u betta knw only lame dudes go around dissin' women

@Chiogo
Gud lookin' ma' - I ain't even goin' waste my time at them niggas in 2008

@Evry'one
Please read every line in my rap up n' tell me if I spilled hate on them niggas
I ain't even goin cusss out niggas now - But all I gotta say

It's 08 n' I got more investment to do in the streets
Than comin' on Nairaland spillin' hate on Niggas that don't pay me sh*t

Came to shed light to disease niggas
thug u outta ya on sh*t n' lay my bed on it
I'll leave u swimin' in ya own pit of blood
Drag u outta ya pain when I dose thru ya vain heroine or cocain
Narrate ya trauma to god, I'll holla at lucifer
Pass u wit tragedy wit ya soul in the hands of captivity
Delibrate ya life span wit some new orleans voodoo
I'll make u holla at yaself call it strange stuff
You so popular on NL for tantrums like Disney's ducks
I'm Universal, I own u,ya bitch n' ya pussy bro

@I-shine

yea dawg I fu*ck wit Murder Inc n' Koch Records - Yea nigga it's all good on my side

I-Shine:
Sup everybody I think Nairaland should do something like this http://www.africanhiphop.com/index.php?module=subjects&func=viewpage&pageid=283 and I am a member of africanhiphop.com we've a mixtape out now, i have a track on it as well and I believe Nairaland can do something of such too. what do you all think?

I did try that some years ago with my Hoodloyalz clique (that is Jduck, Hoodboi etc)
But I ended up being the only one droppin my joint on it

Check out the myspace link underneath my signature