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Ya whole style is a heart-attack witchya FLAT LINES
I'll leave u worser than Nick Cannon on drum line
Clap on ya like Obama spoke, Ya soul's dissipate like marijuana
Make Georgina Bush mistake u n' ya grandparents for Osama
Only time u spit the illest is wheneva ya masturbatin'
Matter of fact, u is a bi*tch at 39 u even ain't masturbated
Ya lines are sick gives an ethopian cancer or leukemia
I'm a killer, I'll adopt ya n' fu*ck ya bi*tch in front of ya parents
I'll murder ya bars n' send ya in a parcel to the morgue
My motives are clean- fu*ck wit me ' n' die like a prick
You weak cats can't leave rap or DIE LIKE A MAN
You've never battled anyone as FLY AS I AM
I aint a “Construction-of sneakers” but I’ll leave a ARCH IN YA SOUL/SOLE

[center]I could let u write 1000 bars n' u can't match this
U shud NL a favor cusz ya stars is tainted n' quit this sh*t
I'll snap ya dreams from u like elastic on the fruit of looms
Lucky for u, u need money to shoot for the moon
Wear ya ass out like a dollar stripper on a Jew Moon
Like a bit*ch all u need is a tampon to make u cool
Hot air u blowing, my bars make u floatin' like a ballon
I'm a syndicate I pull the plugs that make u high till noon
Just anotha man LovePeddler of a bolwat all u do is swallow, theories of the bi*tch in u
Thought u was sweeter than chocolate how come u can't drop a good bar
U no match just a poor spar cusz u'll do better actin' like a 106 n' park cheerleader
Drop u wit multies n' roll u like a pavement cusz ya bars ain't worth a per[/center]

<Some freestyle I did som days ago, peep this>

I'm sycked up wit the way I come through
My motive is clean, shoot a nigga that says my name when I come through
Somthin' similar to joey crack but filled with brains
You're just a definition of a little'pussy with no brains but grains
Got word from ya pals, they said u work at a sperm bank
You won't even ride the phoneix suns even if ya name was steve nash
I'm like Shaq filled with a diesel I'll find your ass dead wit ya rhymes
You break bones on Nairaland for postin' ya dumb lines

Fu*ck it. . . Fu*ck it >> I'm goin' in

Yo i'll Murder this guy with keyboard chok'em with the mic chord. .
This niggas trying to gasp for air so lets make this qwik n brief
Cuz look i could see through this nigga, his thin like paper easy 2 rip off
Like He was god, still in need of relief tha bars u spit are internet rip off
Face it kid your beefs ain't the legit, flockin to sh*t like a swarm of flies
The death u spit are ice cold like a dog bi*tch u need breedin'
That make u want to call "300" n' get slayed cusz he came short with supplies
I'm qwik to end u niggas phony careers n' make peeps readin'
Ya battles are like peeps listnin' to lecture they gettin bored
Give up rap kids cusz tha mic is gettin "stressed" from those corny rhmyes and metaphors
Seriously You need to get some friends or read a book cusz obviously ya battles are so forced
Oh yeah, Word said u was still a bit*ch plus u goin' through menopause

@Rapsody
took my time offline to study ya verses
And I must say that was Dope
I mean doper than the whyte I just took a moment ago
Much love for that Cuzz - really envy that

@ev'ryone
I'll drop mines later - Wats guud Alexpissu, Word n' all y'all
The pest is gone so lets get sh*t started guud . ii

I gotta bring my girls thread baq.

What's the title to this song ?

[center]"I give my all behind the mic,
but you could never see, if you sit behind the light
You don't have to pick me, to win the title fight
But I'm a wear that championship belt so tight
And if I'm wrong, there is no right
And if I'm wrong, there is snow white "[/center]

@GrandThangAuto

look dawg as long as u got yaself here
You gotta be hard cusz niggas will come at u all day .

Even Gay niggas like Bolaji,edioso or flowshow would ask 4 ya di*ck at times
Might want to give u a blowjobb or some anal sex
So u really gotta be hard, strong, cool n' respect whoeva u c here wit more posts

As for me, I'm the Boss around here n' we don't do a lotta talkin'
we rap or freestyle Otha threads admits all them talk here we do what it is

So welcome on board cuss

I gotta freestyle < alex, tianshie - I love the competition, keep it cumin'>

[center]this otha niggas always talkin' sh*t keep it walkin'
Say my name in ya bars pop pop u sleep fallin''
My motive is clear I leave u layin' at rest
Cuss u was a gay for not knwin' Menike is simply the best
My swang keep a nigga wishin' he slept softly
Like Lauryn Hill n' the fuggess u just killin' me softly
Ya girls mouth loaded wit my sh*t, call her my toilet
I shot at u even if I was blind cusz to me u like a shootin' range target
You is a gay to me, nigga u cud come kiss me ass
As a matter of fact, u should thank my di*ck cuss u're a trash
Look bi*tch I'm that nigga that been killin' this sh*t
Throw packs in here n' I get u packin' ya bones cuss u worth no sh*t
You bitchass is trash that why I ain't even feelin' ya weight
So much ice on my neck, I ain't movin' my head
Cuss to niggas on my set u like a pussy wit a break light
Stay cool n' out of zone or get shot or get life
Fu*ck u lill' kid tryin' to battle me wit the style that I made up
My block hot, I'll put u in a casket of ya own u built up
I'm puttin' work down, I ain't sleep so get ready for a smackdown
Menike still runnin' like Obama, get ready for a countdown
I'm the truth this otha niggas are simply retarded
I'm a vet but gotta a clean blood like I was a new artist
Ya moms say Menike goes the hardest, plus ya sisters claim I'm the amstel guy
That's not the question , ev'rybody knw Menike could rhyme
But wit u, u fu*cks wit ya money like a prostitute[/center]

ravenzord:
menike u dissing me or sumfin?copy n paste? check before posting? bro that was a freestyle,my own contribution to the discussion,in case u din't notice i actly dropped sum advice.1 love

dissin' u ? nigga if I was I should've come harder than that .

I called u my guud friend n' cussin does that sound like a diss ?

@ chiogo
I was only puttin' sum listenin' on the brotha

and I don't need a hype man on my thread
this is a Rap & Freestyle thread .

so u gotta post bars and not talk .

Plz here u follow the rules ev'rybodi plz

@ev'ryone

plz y'all did u guys say Sharn was banned ? damn
but ehh if anyone of y'all go against Seun n' talk sh*t
I knw u will get booted out .

@Mr Ravenzord
My guud friend do us a favor n' copy n' paste ya bars somewhere esle
This is a discussion thread called Nairaland summit

Check previous posts before u post plz cussin'

@Flowshow

FLOWSHOW:
p.s have u ever seen bola abusing seun or even stepping out to sports or romance , i checked his post history and i noticed he has lotta freinds in the music thread only. romance -zero, forum games -0 etc. he goes to only rap and music . thats all. so what are we saying?

Sir what we are sayin' is that when a nigga create ridiculous threads like

*Menike Vs Sharn06
*Alexpissu vs morenike - with 0 replys
*Run a Rap WORLD CUP with his own ID's
*Drives joy pickin' on his friends online on a consistent base
*Set up one on ones wit a friend for battle n' chickens out (shows his a gay to me )
*And can't respect opinions of people (xpecialy the ladies)

In my opinion that nigga must be under the influence
OR as psychologist say he must be sufferin' from Disassociation Disorder

So that's our problem Flowshow
And Apparently, ev'ryotha nigga here is tired of dealin' wit that ev'rytyme he come online

@Hybrid X , eldee

y'all don't have to go on a vacation, the main thing here is ignore

the more u reply a post from ediosoo or bolaji or flowshow or some otha retard
u give them the courage to post anotha stupid sh*t

The way forward is consultin' with Seun bout this issue -
I promised him this sh*t won't become anotha Romance Threads
But now we have more comments than lyrics .

[center] this one here is a tru stori, I'ma say it 1ces n no more

check it

Unlike most of y'all, my moms died when I was 4yrs old
I did the hustle thang all my life plus pops was a rolling stone
Knew love was gold n' I stayed searchin' like I was chasin' kush
Girls , had em all cuss I started fu*ckin' when I was 14
Wit a 6inch di*ck my kush mami named cummy
She was puerto rican wit her ass n' boobs like she was a black cuban mami
Can't forget hw I swinged that ass that night, now I'm 22 n' a daddy
My love life wit her was more like Eminem and Kim
The 50 n' Ja beef kept comin' that sh*t made her sick
She moved to Miami, I sat on the INC like a yankee sitin' on tha knicks
Lord knws, I'll kill a nigga if he eva come between me n' britni
Her moms a video vixen, and she now married to some stupid gay
With me I'm wit a nigerian chick, real pretty wit a thick ass
Plus she lives in my home in Cali wit my step moms n' my baby girl britni
Life is a bi*tch , I ridin' high wit THE INC and KOCH records
My baby mama strugglin' makin' wit her gay n' that for the record [/center]

hey goodlukin' Mav

I knw I gotta at the Big Boss bout this (thats all I cud do)

But a Rap Moderator . hmmm I don't knw bout that

love to keep my personal life private

I'll dish out some encounters wit my girl dawg
Even if I'm not all to proud bout some of the outcomes

@troOe
I can't be who I'm not- I always come correct wit all my dealin's
So I can't change my bars or curse words - To me is a way of life

But to ya african background it might b offensive. Heh but we can compromise ma'   
it's all good

[center][b]To whom this may concern

If it's expression u wannin I rhyme like I aint got it
aint here to prove nuthin, most yall aint even sumim
Feel me? back again, still be put down like I was mj and black again
Put this down like a coheba I'm done smoking, u better back away
like chicks pregga bitchin and moanin bout what they honey's is rollin
aint me yo, I don't fit in the game, yall make room for ma, ballin
tell me when u done beating around, beating your round extrusion
Show yall how it's done, straight up nd deadly it's execution
I aint the best, but like your pin on granmas I'm always on top
age aint your limit, danger aint ma limit is'y can never stop
drop this shit like I aint never left like your hemroid
do this shit every now and again spin like a movie house spin the celluloid
Pull the plug on yall, mess your cardiovascular call me the acute muthaPh**kin ass killer
Drill a hole in the back of yurr skulls watch the juice leak
drill another in your pindicks and watch the piss and slime drip


because yall know flowshow, fo sho aint shit
Drop the turd twice a minute because is ass is full of shit hahahahaha[/b]

Messiah[/center]

[b][center] FU*CK THA YOUNGIES

I'ma follow up wit the mic cusz this youngies worth sh*t
Dblock tha messiah is back now watch the Cap King deliver the demons
My crack juice makes niggas like u helpless while I spit tha venoms
Ether ya little' gay in ya territory n' moon walk on ya graves
Took a mile away this thread, now I murder on the street of dblock
You ain’t straight, even if ya choice of name was ‘based on balls
My rap resume is diplomatic but urs is what I picked up from tha trash
I'll pee on u like R.kelly n' filter my sperm cuss u just a trash
You a jive turkey. . .guns everywur bullets n yo ass like stuffin
You get no props-for-your-verse, most of your wins are from no-showers
What you spit’ is 'as fake as your ice’ like ‘human snow-blowers
Ignorance will be my name when I pray epilepsy to ya generation than a execution
Leave u dead in sheet n' dispose u like I was John Gotti
Nigga I was the lost chapter between the Sopranos n' tha Godfather
I slay-all queers, when a cock appears he’s on his knees an this gay-crawls
Bleep the 5th bar, his best battle had worse-rhymes than my 1st-line
F*uck it my Laptops got a virus now, all thanks to ya accent

Haahhahahhaahhahha, DBLOCK I'M BACK[/b]

THA CAPTIVITY KING[/center]

waz guud homs !!

I'll follow ya sh*t up lik we usually do.
This youngies betta get ready for som real blood

When they log on

where I'm from we let fools have fun

so I'ma lay low wit ya dickhead

ain't mad at ya dawg/ I do feel like that most tymes

wish we cud set up anotha NL Best Rapper Tourney thread

is all good blood

enjoyed the competition

1-1

Round 2 begins

did a reseacrh, ya last battle wit Word ended a draw
Look dawg, I ain't WORD cusz I'ma New York dude so that means I come wit a gun' n' sword
My bars are like a weight lifter, if u were air on steriods u can't beat my flow
I put u in Murder n' call Gotti to throw u an INC
cUT THE CHASE HOMIE, u ain't winnin' go ask ya baby mama
Ya lines are mediocre looks like somthin purchased from a graveyard
I cut chase cusz I'm like jeezy n' kelly call me a go getter
You is a nigerian vanilla ice makin' dude holla at menike when u need a linebacker
Can't stop,won't stop cusz I posses the myth to make ya ribs crack
Like em Oshodi online gangsta, you can't stop MENIKE when I spit that fire
Word cud testify, ask Alex,podeep,eldee or naijafan cusz basically u just anotha fan
At 13, I stayed in school hustlin' crack that made me dope
. . . . What ? You 27 still in mamas house with no fu*ckin' hope
Holla @ Chiogo,Sharn or Jessica wheneva u need directions
Apparently u need one, cusz I ain't tha direction u should fu*ck wit
I don't gotta throw a punchline towards u cusz nigga u is a blind mice
Do ya Nairaland career n' never battle menike, that way u remain cute n' nice
I'll leave ya face shattered n' have u buried in Alaska underneath the tuck of cold ice
Apparently that cud be the only chance for u Coming To America like Eddie Murphy
You cost Seun n' Nyralders a million hrs a week wit ya Kuntakunte tantrums yellin' u want to battle me
Stay low n' dickride who eva ya fist fits cusz I knw that ain't me
So Maverik please come tuck this little bear to sleep cus he ain't on my level

iight Alex,  . was just fu*ckin' wit that line
u still my nigga . All day

@Malc
2-0
bro, I'll post mine leta in the day, lets look out for more votes
Aside from that my sh*t is ready n' ready to go online . iight

bolajibaok:
menike that was straight murda. round 1 goes to menike. no dulling, bring round 2 on .

thanx dude,

@malc
holla @ me wheneva. I'ma c wat niggas up here gotta say b4 I post my round 2

did u say sumbodi saved me .

nigga we tryna save ya ass u talkin' bout niggas tryna save me. lol u funny

Mailmalc wrote this days ago hopin for motives to post it
He couldnt cop this, like chillin with retards, his among the hopeless
Behold the dopest, ive wrote in moments, spoke with heat
Don't believe that mailmalc freze, couldnt spit sick with throat disease
Want to punchfest? run then, u don't want that stuff yet
Because i put peeps, under heat, like latino sunfests
To you i let my gun rest, don't need to spit the lethal shit
I'm king, while you define the bottom of the medieval list
I cop the uncoppable nigga you can't stop the unstoppable nigga
Like I did Alexpissu, nigga I'ma make u look like anotha little'nigga
I get high like a president, you my son so u should thank my di*ck
You is a gay going at menike thinkin' thats goin' make u sick
I fire men like mean bosses,hand you a loss for all the trouble you cost
Against me? Yanking buttons out the keyboard is the only way you can pull a W off
My shits too tight, you couldnt make the same if you squeezed ya ass
My rhymes glid through ya future like bullets they certainly goin threw ya
When this battle is done, I'll leave u blinded my my lyrical genious
I'll lyrically assainate u n' leave u high waters like steve ercle
Just call me a cop,the way im takin this "WIN" from you
Ya styles still more wack than andre 3000's outfits
I'll have you weep,like Aztec punishments I'll chop off your hands and feet
Damn this geek,only time he writes knowledge is quoting an ancient Greek
Plus I ain't searchin' for a kill cusz that's what I'm licensed to do
Check the track record, I do it simply n' it bring alotta profit too : nigga

I accept

bolajibaok:
this menike menibitch motherfcuker rider aint got nada on me.
^{BOLAJIBROKE SUCKS BALLZ HATES PUSSY}

word, I got no word for fools

Check my record- I never battle gay dudes they need psychologists

I'm a street nigga I do psychology maybe Tianshie,Worsmith, Po Deep
Cud help u wit that seems they are in school .

@Word,Po deep
This nigga needs a psychologist
n' fo'realz y'all ain't lookin' out for a brotha like I knw nigerians fo'
n' I'm embarassed - y'all nigga gotta help this dude

ask ya teachers or somthin'.
Chiogo all u n' Mukina cud do is pray for this brotha