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Oyind17:
How did that happen?

Thought u were ontop, so I could not rescinded the offer...

Oyind17:
Funny boy, how was your night? cold or warm

Was great, was initially cold until I woke up under my Foam...

All this trailer falling don become ritual now.

Is am to lend a leaf from Nnemuka muka, Amobode is working trailers re falling..

Confirm!!!

So people re certainly going to CCB too..

I jst dey laugh, cous we go soon find out say one man get promissory note as asset..

Oyind17:
Lazy boy, no be your mate wash pants dey sun

Pls keep the "P" nd give me the "ants" to wash nd sun..

Just like someone had earlier said, next country visiting us would be Yemen..

Saudi Arabia ko Jericho nii...

Oyind17:
No, to be washing pants

Washin urs ain't a problem, as look as cooking it removes stains...

All this small boyz wey there account balance dey insult me..

Well, nah my Paddi u bi..

HBD Abasha master nwa Enugu..

Oyind17:
No, that's what I want from menix, he is learning very fast.

The carpentry work?

It does not matter who taketh who out but who she meeteth at home..

#Nahhertime..

honeygirl17:
I'm not the one dear, are you a jealous lover

Jealous lover nah understatement, have u seen Judas Lover...

Hahaha...

So HBP now causes Cancer..

Sure wen it's Amaechi turn nah HIV him own BP go cause..

Oyind17:
Selfish man, next time he gives u a microphone to sing bite it

Wicked gal..

So this is what u intend doing to me bah.
My God has exposed u, am off to a welder to secure it frm ur teeth..

ronald4lif:
Calling this one a fool is an insult and a disservice to all fools out there. What a dunderhead.

U saying u can't get that done for a sick wife

@ topic:
Woman dey suffer sha, guyz will load them with boxers to wash buh can't do same..

If am to b frank, gal friend is a no no, wife is when she is indisposed...

After checking name I quickly nod in affirmation..

Peole still dey fall for Chemical for making money?
A very old prank..

Well I don't mind some of those fake note, cous I must impress Nkechi this weekend..

My advise to intending Pilgrims, pls if u re advised to come see devil or flog him, pls steer clear else he will flog someone to death..

A stitch in time saves the Bikini...

Op stop lieing joor..
Nah u need the pink lips..

Wondering the attractiveness of pink lips.
Weed lipz any day..

Buh guyz looking out for Pink lips, u can get it done at home than visiting anyone.
Every nite before bed, apply ur tooth paste cream on ur lips nd rinse in the morning.

Continue until u attain wat u anticipated.

honeygirl17:
you no go leave boiledcorn alone

Don't tell me u re that gal he is squeezing...

The OP. Is making some common sense.

People re dieing nd this guyz re busy laughing to stupor..

Imagine that guy on brown that looks like Mr. IBU telling Buhari, Sir if u see Saraki on highness mood, he sings like Celinedion..

alienvirus:
No one cared to ask what the guy did. What if GE tried to remove phone from the officer's pocket?

Baba why u dey talk like Weedo minister nah, which thief will see a nigerian Military officer nd attempt such..

At Topic: sure that Mofo of a military man have not been drafted to Borno before, wish the military authority identifies this commando nd draft him to Sambisa Asap...

The 3rd pictured bomb don expire nah..
Bomb wey expire 1983 don comot from cluster bomb to lonely bomb..

mrking3:
Pls stop embarrassing Nairaland with this your horrible english! I can't make anything out of what you scribbled down sef!! It beats me why a mature man like you can't just type simple basic english on a public forum like this? Money is not everything! Money without basic education can be very embarrassing!

Abeg abeg!!! I stand to dispute that hungry professor post of urs..

When hungry comes knocking, u speak english to the worms dealing with you..

Money remains virtually everything.
English ko Hebrew nii, abeg come Alaba market come tell my brothers...

honeygirl17:
congrat

Bae, nah our own remain ooo..


Abeg boiledcorn change ur moniker to boiledbull...

U look more Bullish..

Neemcie:
5=13

Olodo..

Answer is 1

Hahahaha..

Op u re in deep shit..

Firstly, watch out u will be turning Gay.
Lastly, a punny will grow frm ur -anus..

Sorry I can't afford not to give her 2 instead...

She will certainly forgive me when I get her a tokunbo volvo 880...

Fynline:
Unexploded ordinance from the civil war are still going off and you think a 1983 wont still be lethal?

Baba, no b me write am nah, nah so I see am for the body..

Sure expired bombs do explode, if a bomb is made to kill 50 expired will kill 5

Secondly, their sound changes, from GBOOM!!!!!! To kpa!!!!












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OP the Lord is ur Muscle..

Had to check ur post twice to understand u, ur topic will only help but confuse people...

Abeg OP I wan buy one Derica of Thunder...

The last bomb pix don even expire sef, it expired 1983..

So BP now causes Cancer...
Maybe when it gets to Amaechi's time, his lawyer will say Amaechi stricken with HIV..

Join Ogboni then..


If u can't pack ur shoes nd flee.