₦airaland Forum

14milla for all these yeye shows they share groundnut.
Keep lieing eehh..

Date mii then.

Hmm..

Sure it's Boko's Ghost this time, if the military have told us that they ve rooted out boko boiz...

PMB is working..

Ewu Jamaica

Story for the gods

the guyz head is what we called parallelogram..

Bimpe29:
Obviously, you need deliverance.

U must have a shop where u sell deliverance..

Cous I also need.

zinachidi:
lol, na for people with k-leg,, u no see the shape of the alligator? The shoe dey dance shakiti on en own

Hahahahahahaha...

If u wear this wan enta PTA meeting, be sure u will be the congregation...

When a lady is between 18-23 they go for Handsomeness(except warri gals)

Frm 24-infinity: it's either ur money or they stay single..

But when a lady is rich they go for Handsome more money, richer wealthy man..

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah...I laugh in Nsukka, this Ibe is trying to set nigeria on fire..

Ordinary kerosene stove they catch fire for some people house talkless Gas..

Fire service go see work com change name to Federal Water reserve..

This OP is an Alaba rat..

Seriously Buhari is a hypocrite, a Hypo dullard..

Jst like one mumu above said,
Palestine was once a nation, abeg that mumu should tell me if The eastern part of Nigeria was not independent nation before the useless Lord Luggard came in...

Next will be;
Stop eating fine so that u don't attract thieves..

Nigeria police re so wise..

Wondering what FBI would have told May Weaather..

OP threaten her u will ursef if she does not agree.

If she is still stubborn, pls kill ursef to show how the extent of luv u have for her..

A pinshure will help me advise u better..

Buh u can still take a yoruba native called "Mawumawu".

U did certainly add weight within a week..

Certainly u must have serious bow-leg to move wiv that..

Proffdada:
don't wash your dirty linen on nairaland

So u have a dry cleaning service outside nairaland

UpLoyo:
You ever never heard of typo?

I faint bro....

It's because the muslim yolobas don't kill christians..

It's this thing that annoys the yoloba fellows and breed jealousy in them..

The Igbos re jst good in anything they do, food, hussle, S3x, jst name it..


Signed;
A proud Igbo wailer..

Nah Jst the furnitures nd interior make sense there..

Saving for such..

UpLoyo:
You don't deserve me be living amongst humans...

Seriously that dude is madt..

Buh check if u made sense with the above..

prideofscience:
Rubbers need to be roasted..... I remembered that sad 9t in the year 2009 in my 200L days. This guys collected all my fones, even carried way my backing back thinking there is laptop inside. They raped girls that 9t I hate rubbers. They even slap me as they break my doors in

U hate Rubbers
WTF this dude must be fond of playing the Rubber game of Dobos...

That 1 shit I don't pray for cous It I can't stand that instead they blow my heads..

A family friend who had similar issue, immediately the daughter cried out the man turned to a fiery lion nd attacked the robbers believe me!, they fled..

Wiv that mouth She is a goddess giving Head, no wonder Sanusi could no longer think...

Seriously, a sane govt. Will not include Amaechi's name on the ministerial list.

Let him go nd defend himself against misappropriation against him in his state.

Adesiji77:
Hmmm

Baba, so u sef like this 'Hmmm'..

OP.. the Lord is ur strength....

OP watz d big deal?
She can't marry u abii u wan force am..

If I get that frm a woman I intend marrying I will take her on a shopping spree cous she jst saved my BP.

Confirm man