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prettydiva89:
Jupiter or Mars abi any other planet. Who knows maybe they fall from Heaven.
Just kidding. But seriously its guys that have 2,3,4,5 and more babes,not rampant among girls

Theory of dating by prettydiva89....

U try well well...

Frm earth nah.
Abii re u saying som of diz gals re dating aliens frm pluto...

Do u ve a boy fwend?
ans: Nope i am a lesbii

Guy: swit, where are u at
lady: in my room
guy: doin wat
lady: playing lawn tennis

guy: swit y did u not pick my call
lady.: was in d toilet
guy: doin wat
lady: picking beans

1995 set were yet to secure admission due to strikes.

Som1 told mii its Sick and Irrelevant(sai) Buhari..
Dont know ow true....

@OP::: U lied abt Simbi i swear, d gal nah Por-n star for italy nah..

infact he jst bought a plot close to mine @ Banana iceland....

Faints!!!!!!
Broz no ask again ooo, its certainly her.
Sylvia my Con artist X gal...
u can imagine som1 who had to lie wiv HIV.....

Smh........
Idle mind is all i ve to say...

Funny replies..
9ja galz wiv hate 4 there X......

Well, i will go back 4 her person nd neatness buh 4 d family its a No!!!

[quote
author=Riclord001 post=31111523]fine. but are all rape attempts successful? are somethings not just a
function of luck. e.g d girl's escape plus her efforts. i think there's
also a difference between a rapist and a decoder installer.... a
difference btw someone wu got d ryt triggers at d wrong moment and
someone wu set out on a rape mission. no be d same results they go
achieve na[/quote]Broz u will mk it big if u bcome a pastor.
u ve got dat wat it takes to convince ur flock even if u re confusin them....

Best of Luck...

idee91:
wow congrats on the 1st occasion. we have to be more conscious.
so are you saying that of last week got away with it ?

Yep he did, it was all my fault..

Nairaland galz b like no.1!!!!!

4 ur info d op did not complete it cous He retrieves d BMW wen hez done wiv u....

Riclord001:
should u be told that sexual urge is inversely proportional to logical and physical abilities?
dat wen d former rises, d latter two drop?

English teacher can i ask u where dis rapist borrow doz strength dat even as d gal struggles nd fight dey still overpower der prey?

Yes!! dont b fooled by looks cous i was fooled by one day b4 ysterday.

Their latest strategy is using their laps to d trick.

Guess u wondering ow possible?

D last i caught lasy yr was on a nice native clothing, if it was possible i could asked d driver to stop d car cous dis dude kept coughing lik som1 wiv a deadly cough not knowing as he coghed he wuld use his lap to rub my pocket in a backward stroke, after a while my phone was off my pocket buh Jah was on my side.

Ehen!! dat of this week d guy was adjusting back nd foward using his Lap to d magic, i looked at him nd was fooled by his looks.
Lo nd behold, i jst took 4 step after alightin frm d vehicle to check my nairaland update, omo i nearly search my boxers join...

I blive d last reason is knowing fully well come march 28 GEJ will win..

Blive mii wen u go to bed on an hungry stomach, u will not jst dream of a bank buh d least paid staff in d bank.......

Omo!! sure d electrician saw d housemaid as d decoder to b fixed.

15yr old gal ova powering a 33yr old man nd locking him up is 1 story hard to blive.

Well d guy should b castrated if he tried such....

Sunshinelady:
. Please shut up! Home wrecker! Pls Op tell ur hubby ASAP

Kindly dish out same to ur father..

nurey:
If your current car is also giving you stress I am willing to pay 1 naira for it so I can put up with the stress for you

was about laughing wen i discovered ur joke was dry...

This is Highness...
Doz galz re high nd decided to crash at their ring leader's home.

nervorum:
Did you sell it.
What would the new buyer do then?

yeah i did..
Stress aint part of mii...
so d new owner can get it sorted, sold my Altima also, i had dis crazy issue wiv sensor.
We ve got diff. configuration, 4 mii stress aint part of mii..

I don't nid to view it to tell its mii.

Reserving dis plot pending wen I get d actual cost...

Very very easy...

Jst scream boko haram!!! Boko haram don com ooo!!!..
I swear dis dude won't know wen he has crossed 9ja border b4 it dawns on him he left doz shoe at home...

somcherry:
Lol. Funny u

Is dat a No?

somcherry:
?

Now dat I ve viewed u, am 100% sure its mi momma wantz..

The spirit tough wella..
U re always charging ur phone especially if its a BB
It empowers the feeble.
It possesses one wiv spirit of insult
Its an addict
Possesses u wiv mad spirit of laughing alone

martyns303:
May God come through for you my brother, I know that feeling. You are thinking if the results would have been different if you had made a different decision. The truth is you made a decision that you felt was the best option for you at the moment, my advice is try and get a bit of sleep. I know it's hard, but try and don't skip breakfast.

Thanx Bro..
Its jst a phase dat will make us better..
Wishin u best too in ur own endeavours.