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Nah wahala jawe..
Hardly sleep if its not 5am..
Started wiv making a very difficult decision, that all 9t I keep weighing my option, now I think its bcoming sickness cous its ova a month.
Somtymz I don't sleep until its tym 4 mii to leave home.

Bigpotato:
I can't..never! I'm waiting for my friends though to follow me knack them until they change again

Chaii... Dis man abeg no let mii wake Billy my duck...

Chaiii.. I ve a grown up son....

OP..I think giving em Head wuld b ideal tonite..

California luv by Dr. Dre..

@OP.. Pls add dis:
If u cumin in her hold ur breath, it will suffocate d lives in d sperm.. By Abraham Maslow





Won't be suprised 1 dead cell will quote mii saying thrash..

tociano009:
God will never forgive you, Oloshi

Watz wrong wiv diz brainless lizard..
Nna gi Oloshi..
Ow I wish u culd say dat thrash 1 on 1..

Generals ko commando nii..
Do soldiers stand in a battle field..
Mk dem dey deceive boiz scout wiv dat shooting pratice photo..

Sell it!!

Same way my Pathfinder dealt wiv mii..

decatalyst:
See as you balance well analyze am.

One Eva water for you!

Abeg d 1 wey ice block dey inside oo..

fairheven:
The guy is a clown..another Alaba magic
Is he saying that Mbaka has not right or interest to speak about politics..is he not a Nigerian

Have u seen d video?

Certainly no 7, cause dat cry nah cry of person wey him/her dayz re numbered...

D thing heavy sotey u no fit open mouth buh u hold ur chest cous ur heart might fall off..

Nah old woman I see jor, except shez pregnant of d said young gal.

@ OP.. D day u realise its either a Yes or No frm d opposite sex, d beta u get hold of dat fear.

Hahahahahahahah...
I luv dis..
Guy if nah warri boii e easy nah, jst start shouting my body! My body oo!!! Nd start scratching ur whole body, dey will now enquire wat it was nd u tell them wen u were abt coming into d house something lik spider fell on ur body nd its itching u lik hell..

Blive mii nobody go reason d oda matter I showear!!

luigiajah:
No be small matter oh..... You dy fly overboard too much nah.. CNS no fit dy nairaland

Guy no b my fault nah, nah youthful exuberant..

Guy did u say Biafran Pounds??
Re u seriously serious cous nah dat 1 go pay mii pass..

Pls divorce ur wife nd marry her.
U sell banana nd she sell plantain wat a match, sure ur 1st kid wuld sell Sugarcane..

Reping Ojo 1996-2002

Most feared: Amango(he got deployed after steppin on toes)
Mr Afolayan (Music teacher/ House master)

Allergic to assembly, boiz toilet was our assembly joint until we got bursted nah fence get boiz dat day.

Most memorable day: was in Jss3, valentine was quite approaching I wrote a luv letter to diz fine gal wen it was delivered she tore it nd cried, chaii for d nxt 1 week I bcame a ghost in d skool.

Scaled fence into d skool 1 morning behold 1 naval officer awaits mii, d way I disappered out of skool lizards wuld wonder ow I did d climbing.

Luved running out of d skool using d manned gate before time, luved daring d naval guyz.
1 day my Jege fwend followed up, see pursue unfortunately my fwend ran 2wards d main barrack gate Lo nd behold he was caught, d guy was flogged lik a thief wiv koboko.

Ransacking staff room for unused Report sheet to prepare my own Report card.

Mk I stop here cous I don't know if CNS is on diz forum..

I wonder ow dat guy drives dat car on dat road..
4 now if aint an SUV, its nofin...

Yahoo boiz still doin it..

Re u sure its cous u aint supporting PDP?

Cous I feel ur writing is d cause..

A bottle of Seaman's dry gin wuld do it, u culd also get 1 native herb called peppersoup to top it...

Joe82834:
Lol, he didn't copy Bro. It's actually easy and I don't even need to hold a pen b4 arriving at same answer

U funny oo.
Then if u aint studying at Havard u nid deliverance I swear...

Still so suprised y we ve not heard of GEJ trying to lure Tinubu nd Buhari's wife to bed.

Maybe it wuld be out a week time to d election, frm a reliable source thou..

Abosi31:
Really, if you watch the video, you'll see this BBC was making some real sense

Chaii!!! Mbaka Y??
Sure d guy made som real sense..

Lala247:
When he leaves me i will
He looked for my trouble ....
Now he will get it


These guy get away with this all d time i see how they treat ladies on NL
Not this time

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...
I haf die ooooooooo
Gal u so funnyyyyyy!!!!
See pple staring at me, ahahahahahahah..


Beau oya throw mii 1 more jab nd I won't respond again ok.
I swear u mst win dis tournament...


Luvin my day..

Lala247:
Of course im not ur type lol
Look at ur face .. Look at dat head shape
Just shut it
Wasted man arguing with chics
Dont know wts funny ... He goat? Wt r u on about ...
Ur so local its irritating
Its cuz u op wrote this thread. U just want to derail it

Wait who quoted who first ... Thats wt i thought mind ur bloody biz if im Not ur type y even look in my direction !!!! Idi0t because i cuss u out now im not ur type
Ur sooo dumb ,
U read my msg now quoted me ... N now ur chting sh!t
Go n fix ur face before quoting me again , ur a pathetic excuse of a man .

So funny wiv my head bashing, it shows d gene dat runz within ur community re bald headed pple..

Datz a hair cut Mgbeke ndi awusa, thought I was chatting wiv som1 free not knowing u tied up som where in d cave..

Don't worry kip crushing until u crushed wiv hatred..


Still on still:
Ihu Fanta Okpa Coke

Lala247:
Shut up mehn

With ur ugly face see ur head shape no wonder ur single
U come in ere and bash ladies

I wasnt even tlking to u, truss me im not the one, if ur looking for who will cuss u truss me i will give it to u . Oloshi!

Mind ur gad damn biz .....
If i make mistake nah only u dey stalk me stop reading my comments if its upsetting u .
Just cuz u wear tie like mumu u think ur smart .
Cuz those omo alata bk home are giving u eye u think ur it ...
Pls find something constructive to do than sit on ur pc arguing with woman WASTEMAN
Byee

Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha...
See provoke hahaha
I aint smart lie lie buh ur He goat @ home aint even close..

D issue of omo alata giving mii eyez sayz it all, buh don't worry u aint my type..

Still on still
Ihu Fanta Okpa Coke...

Lala247:
Yes any one with sense can see its typos lol
But ur tooo thick to get it ur the only oloshi dat clocked on

Bye

Lend mii ur overflowing senses..

Ihu Fanta okpa Coke..

asids55:
if I hear... navy abk always set standards..others followed..I don't know about now...but back then..it was abk all the way..plus which one u been dey?

Ojo when it was still Ojo..
D only standards I knew then was Abk had more gays .....
Buh I knew u guyz were not smilling then cous some offloaded badoo frm Abk joined Ojo nd we stepped up..

asids55:
navy abk?? if yes, so you where amongst does guys that jacked my locker and took my ababio

Hahahahahaha.....
Abk learnt frm us..
Hope CNS aint on diz forum...

kixo:
Bro which set? I am year 2000 set; Rybeka Model School

1996 bro..