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[quote author=Caesar1988 post=31170210][/quote]Guy wuld ve engaged u buh i jst discovered u were unable to get 5 credit wivout assitance.

agrovick:
Boss, howdy. I will like to ask a couple of questions concerning double trustee

Boss am sure d day i met their boss she knew dey aint telling d truth..

Thou i did not go for d nxt stage cous i felt dey were looking for pple to exploit.....

[quote
author=NightWhisperer post=31166247]lols, thats not what i actually
mean, you know you gotta do some crazy things in the name of luv[/quote]Broz d only crazy thing i knew i did bak then was visiting Abraka in delta to see her wen d only place i ve been then in my life is my state of origin nd lagos.

I hate travelling buh i had to do it 4 her, thou might not sound crazy, jst dat i luv wiv my head.....

@OP.... U nid b a man nd tell her ur mind, its U, u dont nid advise to b U.
The truth is u cant stop being a Man U fan cous her nd u cant afford d 30-40mins call except ur financial status ve changed.

Bro. one thing i ve neva hidden frm them is Wen it Chelsea tym we talk later.
Wen am wiv fwendz ur tym will come..

D last tym i hanged out wiv my fwend i had to go beg d gal fwend not to get angry we spent more than 10mins i took permission for, u could imagine wat ur life would b if u aint a man...

Jst take a look at der comment, 90% share gene wiv ur gal....

If customs now take life, am sure Civil Defence wuld soon join..

Useless uniformed men except my Navy of disciplined elite..

Onward 2geda we sail to Tampa Bay....

Its not wrong if am to quote Baba J; give wat belongs to Caesar to Caesar.

The beach is a place where u open body mk beta breeze blow u, so complying no b sin wiv d above mentioned quote..

If not, bathing naked in a hostel sef go b sin cous we ve got gays attracted to u nude body...

Shoo!! nah water fall wey no dey stop?

Free her nd promise to combine d conji actions wen it stopz flowing.

D same person Nigerian govt freed..
Com is it dat Nigerian problem is spiritual..

A Gej fan buh if Buhari wuld undo diz problem i dont mind ooo..

U fine pass dat 9ja female artist called Azizat....

Hahahahahahaha.....

U re dating a fairy queen...

Oga nah only Romeo fit advise u...


Buh callin her 30-40mins is not bad, maybe her X was my kind.

Well wat i told her wen she said same to mii Last december was dat she should teach mii by example...

Wow!! if such law is introduced in 9ja, galz go hammer wella...

Wonderful!!!
So luv culd really mk som1 go crazy, well i go lik see dat kind luv..

My X wuld tell mii then she has got my mumu button maybe datz part of d craze u mean..

Beau i swear u will get numerous misleading advise, mine not excluded thou.

Its very easy to lend advise to others buh wuld do a diff. thing if dey re faced wiv same issue.

U know this guy better than every1 of us nd u know ursef better, u ve a mum who cares jst confide in her she wont mislead u,
so will dat inner voice not mislead u too.

[quote
author=missamanda post=31160612]I'm nt intending to stay with him.
Infact it's just to meet with his family that's all then I'll come back.
The guy seem serious. I asked him why the rush, we shld just slow
things down and pray about it.[/quote]He might b trying to rush due to:
*Age; He might still be young buh som of us unconciously set an age range we mst not crox b4 gettin it done.
*Fear of losin u; Yes there are diz angelic galz we re scared of losing.

Jst follow ur heart, yes u can pray too if need be.

Was about saying wen d baby is hungry cous d dick serves as feeding bottle then, only to realise i got F9 in Biology.

Well i ve learnt sha....

Sure beau, go see d mum buh pls i mean Please!! leave out goin to stay wiv him.

Visit is ok.

Since u know service might not allow u finish d programme, y then should mum insist he should wait 4 u.

If d guy is close to ur heart desire kindly book ur ticket nd every oda thing will fall in place..

The world is truly coming to an end...

Pls dont argue wiv them once u perceive shekpe or weed on them cous datz wen dey see thieves.....

@OP....... Jst get an aligator egg smash it on ur phone while his pix is on screen then sing d following:

Ewu cam bu
Ewu cam bu
ewu cam bu

My broda blive mii d guy will call u d nxt morning...

[quote
author=Daniel058 post=31153670]pls NAIRALANDERS,I want change MY
USERNAME.. I wish to do so because I need to.. what do I do, where can I
find the button??[/quote]Dont tell mii u re planning changing it to Hardprick nd co cous daniel is nice...

If its anything close then i should ve drum belly..

I dont jst drink cold water i chew ice. My water is alwayz in d freezer....

Dey say old wines tastes beta= D ladies

newly baked bread tastes beta= d guyz..

So advise u fwend to sharply get her 1st class ticket b4 d flight takes off..



My Role model is Ikenga 1 Nna Biafra....

Guy u mean u allowed d plumber go wivout inserting pipe into his fat bumbum...

End tym Handiwork pple..
ysterday was fixing a decoder on d housemaid, 2day fixing broken pipe on d housemaid maybe 2mao wuld b Nepa official connecting Electric meter on a house maid...

If u re above 25 nd ve not stopped being a woman wrapper then ur name will b certainly among doz goin to stage seven of hell, where we ve got some fallen angels..

Am sure d youth pastor was only casting away a very difficult spirit frm d gal which wen dey re abt to go d gal start moaning spiritual moan.

@OP.. u ve nofin against them nd if u report dat spirit will come back buh dis time into ur life.

As a bliver u should ve assisted ur pastor to cast out dat spirit frm d gal buh u seem to ve missed rapture, so keep still.

iliyande:
Airtel stop mine when I complained.

U mst b an officer then....
thou i will giv it a try...
Fanx

stagger:
Only boxers? U for search your blokos join naaa....

E no big reach to accomodate my walkie talkie kind of phone...

Emyben:
There are different Types Of Banks (girls) In
Nigeria:
1. A girl who asks for money all the time is
called
"Commercial Bank"
2. A girl who calls you for food always is
called
"Agricultural Development Bank"
3. A girl that uses your money to take care of
other
family
members is called "National
Investment Bank"
4. A girl who prefers to have sex after
marriage is
"Social Security Bank"
5. A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity
Bank"
6. A girl who loves every available man is
"Access
Bank"
7. A girl who dates men from
different countries is "Intercontinental bank"
8. A girl who doesn't demand too much
money is
called "Micro Finance Bank"
9. Dating a woman older than you is called
"Union
Bank" or "Wema Bank"
10.A girl who is always faithful and
trustworthy to
her guy is called "Guaranty Trust Bank"
11.A girl who gets sexxed first night is called,
"First
bank"
12.A girl who uses all your money to buy
jewelries
is called "Diamond bank"
Ladies, which "Bank" Are You?
Guys, Which "Bank" Is Your
Girlfriend ?
BE HONEST and laugh...lol

A moslem gal dating a christian dude is Jaiz bank..

macof:
You might be better off in comedy, you don make me laugh taya

No worry i still dey serve Alibaba...

Omo!! d guy mumu sef suppose win am a place on Guiness book.

Buh i will advice that d guy should b checked to ensure his ok up stairs.

abii d guy no get fwend wey go advise am about d juju potency...

[quote
author=okomogo post=31124039]Just what I'm thinking, the story sounds one sided, might be that they
mutually had sex and maybe the guy provoked the girl and probably she
just decided to punish the guy, if not I don't see a guy going to rape a
maid in her room and getting locked up, mehnnn IT IS HARD TO CHEW.
Let's hear the guys side of the story. Meanwhile God go punish Konji
wey mk the guy go without Gloria calling him.[/quote]D supposed neighbours did not hear her scream, its a 33yrs Amu against a 15yr old tender doll.
Dey should tell us somfin else...