Romance › Re: Guys: Work Hard And Be Comfortable Before Having A Serious Relationship. by menwongo(m): 7:47pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Which kind of analog write up be this... How person go manage gonji |
Politics › Re: Buhari Government Reinstated Our Son Because He Is A Messiah - Maina's Family by menwongo(m): 4:59pm On Oct 25, 2017 |
Oya laugh small jare . I was driving from house to GRA this morning through Rumuokwuta round about, having just finished answering a call, when a policeman, suddenly, opened the passenger door, entered and jam-locked it. (The door lock is faulty) As usual, he wanted 'something' from me for calling while driving... Suddenly, he saw the big Rothweiller dog, Jackie, at the back seat of the car, with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping and fangs barring, staring fiercely at him.
Policeman: (Shaking) Ah! You carry dog?
Me: (I bone face) Yes, I carry dog. Dat one na offense?
Policeman: (Feeling uncomfortable) Na where una dey come from?
Me: From hospital.
Policeman: Ehen! you sick?
Me: No, na person wey the dog bite we go see. The person almost die sef.
Policeman: (Terribly shaken by now) Ehen! But why the dog dey shake head like that?
Me: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person.
Policeman: The dog know you?
Me: Yes nah, no be my dog?
Policeman: (Sweating) This your door, how you dey open am?
Me: How you take enter?
Policeman: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am, but e no open. (The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, its tongue almost touching the policeman's left ear).
Policeman: (Now sliding forward)Oga, I take God beg you, open the door for me make I comot. I no go collect anythin from you.
Me: How much you go pay me?
Policeman: Ah! I neva hustle anythin since morning. Na only N1,000 dey wit me.
Me: You neva ready. (I looked back at the dog).
Policeman: Ok ok ok ok ok, e reach N2,000. The oda N1,000 na my wife own, but I go give you join. (Now, close to tears as the dog was becoming really impatient) Oga, I be......g, Oga, sorry. Take the N2,000 make you open the door plssssssse!
Me: Oya, bring am. (I collected the N2,000 & allowed him out of the car)
Policeman: God punish you. Idiot, e no go ever better for you and your yeye dog. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Norwich City: Carabao Cup (2 - 1) On 24th October 2017 by menwongo(m): 8:41pm On Oct 24, 2017 |
Bleep you arsenal |
Car Talk › Re: Jubilation As Cars Drive To 4 Riverine Communities In Bayelsa For The First Time by menwongo(m): 8:37pm On Oct 24, 2017 |
HungerBAD: God bless this Governor.
Even if the State is a PDP State, good things should be commended by people with good hearts.
One step at a time and Bayelsa will get there. As if APC are better. Guy PDP n APC are the same |
NYSC › Re: Female Corper Almost Raped By An Okada Man In Ibadan Today (Photos) by menwongo(m): 8:52pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
It must be one of those state |
Politics › Re: Senator James Ebiowou On Motorcycle In His Hometown In Delta (Photos) by menwongo(m): 8:47pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
I would have dropped the idiot inside the mud if I was the cyclist |
Politics › Re: Metuh Requests To Call Jonathan As Witness, Dasuki Kicks by menwongo(m): 1:24pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
If APC fail this forthcoming election, more people will be in jail. Nigerian politicians are criminals |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Roma : UCL (3 - 3) On 18th October 2017 by menwongo(m): 9:18pm On Oct 18, 2017 |
I love it when Chelsea Bleep up lol |
Politics › Re: Soyinka, Kukah, Nwodo, Duke And Others For 50th Memorial Of Asaba Massacre by menwongo(m): 1:18pm On Oct 06, 2017 |
diadem10: The Asaba folks were dreaming when they smuggled their SE folks into the Mid western region? They were dreaming when their son, Okonkwo was forced on the mid western folks while the previous governor was dehumanised and attacked? They were sleeping when Bini and Etsako women were raped while their men were attacked and looted? [quote author=diadem10 post=61160734]Lol but to me those were communal fighting. I believe the Asaba folks migrated from SE...if they have issues like wars with their neighboring village they will call their brothers to help them as they did. Most states and villages experience that. |
Politics › Re: Soyinka, Kukah, Nwodo, Duke And Others For 50th Memorial Of Asaba Massacre by menwongo(m): 1:10pm On Oct 06, 2017 |
HunterofPigs: You're the ridiculously funny guy here. What exactly has taken all your brains in that mud region? Do you think there are smart phones and coloured cameras all over the place in 1967? Why are ibos this foolish? You posted two pictures, I complain about the first one but said nothing with the second one. But your empty head didn't recognize that. We are talking of Asaba massacre of young and defenceless boys and men who were dancing to one Nigeria and you lack human sympathy to reason. Mine you am not Igbo, am Ibibio. But I have human sympathy especially to those who were innocent but massacred. |
Politics › Re: Soyinka, Kukah, Nwodo, Duke And Others For 50th Memorial Of Asaba Massacre by menwongo(m): 12:46pm On Oct 06, 2017 |
HunterofPigs: Ibos and inverted reasoning. If I'm a big fool, then you and your ibo kinsmen are the bigger Fools (capitalised on purpose).
Will I smile at a 12 year old pointing a loaded gun at me? I'll shoot the motherfuckers again and again. It's called war, Morron. Children shouldn't be given guns while you cowards disguise as women. You are very funny being. Your first picture was taken by what pixel of camara and which year? Keep on farming picture to suit your fantasy |
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Health › Re: 7 Reasons Why Most Nigerian Ladies Lose Shape After Marriage by menwongo(m): 11:32am On Oct 06, 2017 |
VeeBuzzer: its becoming really alarming. you forgot to add one major reason which is most women stop taking good care of themselves after marriage cos they feel theyve arrived, he has proposed so no need to do shakara.
weldone madam, another sissy will take him from you and you will be claiming he is cheating on you and start fighting sidechicks. You see married women tying wrapper like grannies. I hate wrappers and will never use one single or married.
Married women should stop thinking theyve arrived and start working on their bodies! Tying wrapper doesn't make one unattractive, it's how the wrapper is tied |
Celebrities › Re: Sophia Momodu Rocks Swimsuit As She Hits The Pool With Her Daughter, Imade by menwongo(m): 10:37am On Oct 06, 2017 |
joseo: the only thing on her cv is Davido baby mama
the only thing she has to display is her body
somebody should please tell me what life is all about... Hahahhahaha  |
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by menwongo(m): 7:37am On Oct 05, 2017 |
TheBlessedMAN: I give almighty God all the glory for sparing my life after some weeks of sickness that nearly took my life. Am grateful for that. Thanks to all the sensible fans on this thread... I owe you guys alot. Thanx 4 the prayers and well wishes. Can't thank you enough.
Now that am somehow well again, am not gonna use my just-gained strenght to reply all the critics and a certain fool, but will rather use it in typing and make sure this story comes to an end quickly. Even if it means summarizing most of it.
No one is immune to sickness.
Thanks atall. Sorry bro. God is your strength. I think you shouldn't rush this story, just update on your spare time. Most novel takes 10 years for completion and I don't think the magnitude of your work should be exception. Don't summarize COUNTLESS please |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Bama Barracks, Many Killed by menwongo(m): 8:41pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
No army killed, I really love this Apc's lies |
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Food › Re: The Snake I killed In Our Palm Tree Plantation this morning by menwongo(op): 7:58pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
symbianDON: did you ask him his nairaland moniker? only lala can be so extravagant when it comes to snake meat Lol. The man is herbalist, they are after her oil which will be use as medicine |
Food › Re: The Snake I killed In Our Palm Tree Plantation this morning by menwongo(op): 10:47pm On Sep 27, 2017 |
colossus91: pipu be killing python because iys nt poisonous.......one day i pray u meet black mamba so ur snake hunting can end !!! It's not wetin, you will be staying in the city to know all this. Come dwell for village now if you won't pray make them wipe of snake |
Entertainment › Re: Curvy Contortionist Shows Her Flexibility In Hot Photos by menwongo(m): 10:42pm On Sep 27, 2017 |
The beautiful ones will never yet be born.
Lovely |
Fashion › Re: Miss Mary Timms Wins Face Of NGEA In USA (Photos) by menwongo(m): 10:10pm On Sep 27, 2017 |
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Food › Re: The Snake I killed In Our Palm Tree Plantation this morning by menwongo(op): 8:50pm On Sep 27, 2017 |
It's more than 10 feet tall. Someone bought it for #15,000
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Food › The Snake I killed In Our Palm Tree Plantation this morning by menwongo(op): 8:46pm On Sep 27, 2017 |
This snake have been eating snail in our Palm trees plantation (swam) we thought it was crocodile until today.
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Crime › Re: Housewife Caught In Lagos Stealing From A Supermarket (photo) by menwongo(m): 10:15pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
saxwizard: desperate housewife Nope, she's retired slay queen |
Crime › Re: Police Recover Toyota SUV Snatched From Owner At Gunpoint In Port-harcourt.PICS by menwongo(m): 11:56am On Sep 18, 2017 |
The amount the owner go spend on top police fit buy new car |
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Christianity Etc › Re: David Meade Claims World Will End September 23 by menwongo(m): 4:44pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
malvisguy212: you need serious bible lesson.
@op. Christ first coming, no one know, but they were expecting a Virgin to give birth to the king of kings, as such, they expect the lady to come from a high class family together with her husband, but no, they are peasant , the wife of a carpenter, in fact there was no room for the child to be born........ people were not expecting the first coming to be in this manner, they were caught unaware. this is how the second coming of Christ will be. if the world did not end as predicted by this scientists, your world or mine may end now, latter or tomorrow, what next ? Read here. https://www.nairaland.com/1853536/end-days-end-harvest Don't mind the guy, he claims to be knowledgeable not knowing his not |
Christianity Etc › Re: David Meade Claims World Will End September 23 by menwongo(m): 3:30pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
firstolalekan: The Bible makes it clear that stars are tiny objects in the sky that will fall down when Jesus comes back:
Revelation 8:10 And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;
According to the Genesis creation myth, the Earth was formed before the Sun. Aside from bio-mechanical problems, this flatly contradicts the nebular hypothesis of stellar formation, in which planets form in the accretion disk created by a young star.
It should be noted, however, that when the Sun, moon, and stars are introduced in Genesis 1:16, they are said to be "made", which, in the original Hebrew language, is different from the word "create" used in Genesis 1:1. If this is the case, then it could be argued that the Sun and moon were created in 1:1 as part of the collective "heavens" (compare, for example, the summary given in Genesis 2:4), and only in Genesis 1:16 (day 4 in the creative period) are they fully visible from Earth's surface.
The creation of the sun, moon, and stars on day four is meant to be a theological point, rather than a scientific one. As other cultures worshiped the sun and moon and divined by the stars (astrology), the Hebrew authors are making the point that none of them is the source of the light, but rather merely reflectors of the light (as lamps) whose ultimate origin is in their God. The creation myth also uses poetic parallelism to narrate the story: Day 1 and Day 4 are paired (light; sun, moon, stars), Day 2 and Day 5 (seas and dry land; fish and fowl), Day 3 and Day 6 (plants of the earth; beasts of the earth and humanity). Furthermore, given the similarity of this narrative to the creation myth of the Babylonians, whose god Marduk creates the cosmos by slaying his sea-serpent mother Tiamat, the Hebrew presentation of God creating over the deep (Hebrew: "tehom" by means other than violence and declaring the creation to be "good" is a rebuke to the Babylonian myth. The abundance of literary and theological devices in the narrative make it clear that the text is not attempting to be a scientific account of the origin of the world, but a theological declaration of the goodness of the creation as against competing religious systems (Canaanite, Babylonian, etc.). Some fundamentalists argue that the Bible predicted the rotation of the Earth.
Instead, the Bible implies that the sun moves around the Earth, rather than the Earth rotating. Ecclesiastes 1:5 shows a geocentric world view.
The confusion is in your end. When we point out mistakes, you tell it was written by mortal so Blablabla... When you are short of words, you tell us to seek spiritual interpretations. "Ecclesiastes 1:5 The sun also ariseth, and the sun goeth down, and hasteth to his place where he arose." This verse portrays NOTHING LAST FOREVER, its actually talking about morning when the sun arises and evening when it sets. Have not seen where its written that the sun rotates! |
Christianity Etc › Re: David Meade Claims World Will End September 23 by menwongo(m): 2:33pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
firstolalekan: If I'd believe in reference to a book, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT THE BIBLE. That book is one of the most ridiculous religious book I have ever read.
Filled with so much errors, Senselessness and contradictions.
The same book that does not even know the shape of earth?
Same book that said that the earth is FLAT LIKE A DISC and the center of the universe?
Complete nonsense! Quote those bible portions for me to see. Bible was not written by mortal inspirations thus comprehension is far from mere mortals! |