₦airaland Forum

Penisinpenisout:
Apple grows in Nigeria

Lol.
Guy where you d stay?

conehead2018:
its a clear case of a stray bullet. The incident occurred in my home town.Trouble started when some village cult
members in conjunction with others invitted from outside were celebrating in preparation of there black night in the process gun shots were released indiscriminately but the deceased was on lucky as she was within the vicinity as at that time.
As am typing there have been constant police raid of innocent youths and passer by.All am saying is for the police who I believe know who these boys are,..arrest them cos they are the ones who hosted this miscrents they should be made to produce the assailants for the death of this young lady must not go unpunished.

You mean they started shooting in day time
Know the kind friends you hang out with
RIP

912:
how I hate to hear the word "Slay" . Nigerian bloggers have used the word too much, now it is annoying to hear

I just hate the word with passion. Lol

Is it true?

"Statistics from Nigerian Banks reveal dat Men withdraw alot on Fridays & Women deposit alot on Mondays.

Iyajelili:
What then should we put in our CV? I just weak for this country of don't do this and don't do that yet nothing to show for it. Employers make you look like an incompetent fool and a failure, the government advises that you become an entrepreneur yet necessary facilities to help float and sustain a business is not in place by the government. Yes, we are half-baked but i know someday we all will be free from this unfounded and baseless accusation against the good people of Nigeria and mostly jobless graduates.

99% of jobs advert had been filled up before advertising them in Nigeria

Tsam1959:
What is this one saying .

This one don't know how to use question mark.

Mztarstrechy:
https://www.nigerianmonitor.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/rev-patrick-henry-2.jpeg

Remember Rev. Patrick Henry Edet,the former Catholic priest who resigned from Catholic church in Akwa Ibom?He has tied the knot traditionally with his beautiful wife.

Below are first photos from his wedding


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/03/first-photos-from-traditional-wedding.html?m=1

Op point of correction Patrick Edet don't need any title again. No farther or priest title...just Patrick Edet

Homeboiy:
He first de fùck that lady behind close doors

Hhhmmmm
How sure are you? Patrick Edet is a straightforward man. The last church in Eman Uruan before he resigned from catholic church and priesthood saw a great improvement...till today core catholic church members in my hood still like and worships in the man fellowship.

I respect that man more than any pastor in Nigeria; (1) He challenge catholic doctrine, by refusing to observe most of the candle burning stuff. Instead to allow Catholic's high priest prevent him from fulfilling his destiny: He resigned honourably.
(2) In my village while preaching during the burial of mother to former commissioner of transportation Mr. Godwin Ntukude , the then governor God'swill Akpabio wanted Patrick Edet to break protocol for him to enter the event; Edet Patrick vehemently declined and ask the governor "are you God that I should stop preaching for you to enter".
Akpabio waited till after the preaching before he could enter the event...sheared billions to other priest except Patrick Edet

Netanyahu1:
As if graduates are any better than none graduates.

Lol.
I even know of a medical doctor who can't sleep in his house due to issues with his medical doctor wife.

The man Na sad man for life

Olukokosir:
No matter how tired I may be,seeing buhari on Tv always gives me strength to stand up and change the channel.

Lol
Epic comment of the year 2018

naijaadvance:
Finally 2018 Npower final selection lists is out see how to check Npower final list here

Sharing falsehood won't improve your business...but will mare it in the long run

princesweetman2:
Go to digital ocean

Thanks bro
But I don't give up for programming for now

npowerng:
N-power is committed to a fair and transparent process, sir.
N-Power Build training commences today, We are working tirelessly to make the whole program go smoothly and stress-free.
N-power is not just about the graduate category, We are dedicated to giving priority to every category of the Npower program.
The final list would be out soon, Kindly stay tuned to our social media pages for news and updates.

Lol Npower never fails

Same reply always

Jss 1 is student not pupil


Arrest them now and see one yeye politician bail him out. Politicians are Nigerians problems

DONSMITH123:
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[b]Buhari says the organisation is a duplication of existing security agencies.

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First time Buhari is taking a good decision. Thump up

BdorianGray:
Hmmm..that can be one of the ironies of life..me sef no get... But maybe u wld do well to tell us who the bad ones are and who the good ones are?

From what op is saying...his about going for the bad ones

I don't understand why the bad girls are easily getting married while the good girls struggle with marriage.....

Since the day senators deliberated on stoping palm oil importation...empty kegs from north arrived in thousands

donparosky:
menwongo pls come and tell us what's happening in Akwa Ibom o
oil price just jumped to 8k like this....
Are we safe, any hope of dropping again.

Oga Na Oga!
Me don lost this year predictions

To even see better fruit buy Na wahala

Pls reduce ur stress this February.
People are really overworking these days!!!
An Okada man worked till 11:50pm last night, on getting home he decided to take a bath. He suddenly ran out naked shouting................
Ghost Ghost Ghost.........
Narrating his story, he said he has poured water on his head about 5 times & the water was not touching his head.
On hearing this, his neighbours rushed out,
only to discover that the idiot did not remove His helmet before having his bath...

peacockremi:
flat head , we are not in English class ,this is wat they called social media ,so any abbreviations, slangs , and usage of ur own words is allowed ....flatinho

Lol
Don't space your comma from words it's separating.
Hope you can now write your project instead of paying someone to help you out.

I think you should focus on your academic...insulting your senior won't help you young man.

peacockremi:
y can't u just upload ur picture and we let nairalanders to choose

common sentence; you can't construct...shame!

peacockremi:
the thing weak me o , and I heard that 20year old girls they among who they kidnapped, thus that mean even 20y old girls they learn 1234.. ABCD?

from what you wrote here; there's no difference between you and those girls...

peacockremi:
wat truth ?, u are an idiot

Where is this one from or is your brain paining you.

Can GEJ whose from south south kill and kidnap northerners while Buhari whose from there is a president?

From day one I knew boko haram were northerners plot to milk the country dry.

They were saying GEJ was sponsoring boko haram...now the truth is out!


Lol �

Today's price #7500 - #8,000

mysteryman2014:
How is gravity defied with a part of the structures touching the ground. It is only good art work and balancing at Play

My bro I tire
Maybe op thought heavy stuff are use in sculpturing...

All this still obey the law of gravity.
Thought they were hanging on the air without any attachment to the ground


Not impressed

Evablizin:



Okay,what will i do with this news? When she was having sex with the lawmaker and eating his money,did she announce it on socia media?


You're making noise because he has money,had it been is one agbero will you come to social media to type this long story?

You will live long my sister

Empress2014:
How worms take enter inside raw rice??

Buy one bag(without nylon) of rice pour it water, leave it for 1 week