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Agriculture / Re: Real Price Of PALM OIL In Akwa Ibom State per keg. by menwongo(m): 9:34pm On May 13, 2018
Time for storage guys to smile.
Price is going up
Music/Radio / Re: The Headies 2018: Full List Of Winners by menwongo(m): 11:46pm On May 05, 2018
A New Metal has been added to Chemistry

Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

OCCURRENCE

Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

It has mixed properties when seated with parents.

# Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!

Please circulate to all scientists
Crime / Re: Tanzanian Thief Surrenders To Police As Stolen Bag 'Refuses To Leave His Head' by menwongo(m): 10:03pm On May 04, 2018
felaismyhero:
ceriously,i'd like to see that.but am far from uyo.i think we should start researching on things like dis-if they are true o
Have witnessed the Nkim Itong festival 89 Xmas. Their chief died a around 92 or so and the festival seize to exist.

There's black magic just that there's no gain since most of the members dies mysteriously
Crime / Re: Tanzanian Thief Surrenders To Police As Stolen Bag 'Refuses To Leave His Head' by menwongo(m): 9:49pm On May 04, 2018
felaismyhero:
hum,sorry bro,am nt really a big fan of the bible or any religious book.i wud like to see a real demonstration to believe.i think seeing is believing
Guy This nothing. It's happened to a lady who stole one man cassava in my hood.

You never heard of a festival where plantains' sucker is planted, as people dance around it... It grows and produce fruit. One of the members is slaughtered, cook with the plantain n shared to everyone around to eat. After eating and dancing the slaughtered man will emerge from bush and join in dancing
Crime / Re: Tanzanian Thief Surrenders To Police As Stolen Bag 'Refuses To Leave His Head' by menwongo(m): 9:41pm On May 04, 2018
felaismyhero:
hum,sorry bro,am nt really a big fan of the bible or any religious book.i wud like to see a real demonstration to believe.i think seeing is believing
Simple! Kindly come to Uyo during Xmas period I'll show you around...
Crime / Re: Tanzanian Thief Surrenders To Police As Stolen Bag 'Refuses To Leave His Head' by menwongo(m): 6:06am On May 04, 2018
felaismyhero:
wow,that wud have been great.but i dont believe in charms,jazz or witchcraft.all na psychology,no real power.i wud like to see real demonstration tho
Lol, there's black magic bro. Even bible confirmed so.
Crime / Re: Tanzanian Thief Surrenders To Police As Stolen Bag 'Refuses To Leave His Head' by menwongo(m): 6:03am On May 04, 2018
falcon01:
99% of Nairalanders will believe this bullsh*t

My brother even though have seen this before, this one looks fake...let the guy leave supporting the bag (with his hands) and you see it response to force of gravity
Politics / Re: Matt Hoye Compares Buhari's White House Reception To That Of Angela Merkel by menwongo(m): 12:53am On May 02, 2018
sweerychick:
Mr ignoramus! The president is the head of state and it's different from that of a chancellor both have different protocols during official diplomatic visits to other countries. This is because she reports to president and the both work in hand! Yes the chancellor or the prime minister in parliamentary rule is the head of government and she forms her government and reports to the head of state which happens to be either the president or the Queen ( as in United kingdom) or whoever is the head in the country.
And need I remind you that Germany has a president too! Mr I know too much about nothing.
Epic reply of the century lol �
Webmasters / Re: Facebook To Add Dating Service - Mark Zuckerberg by menwongo(m): 10:48pm On May 01, 2018
During sex some Ladies be Like; “Please BABY don't Come Inside Me!“�
They Think it's Easy To Jump out from a Running vehicle.
Go and ask DINO MELAYE �� � �

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Romance / Re: Dating A Girl Who Already Has A Boyfriend by menwongo(m): 11:25pm On Apr 30, 2018
jayinfo2:
I did this with my ex knowing she had someone else but she kept leading me on from our 300 level till after Nysc. I was blindly in love with her even flaunt her on my social media cut contacts with other ladies admiring me. Well she gave me a shock of my life by marrying the same Guy. I was left heart broken. Well I still miss her sha.
80% of women prefer to marry wealth to brain, talent or handsome!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DeaDear 2017 pre-selected applicants, Having issues with generating a OTP. by menwongo(m): 5:57pm On Apr 26, 2018
npowerng:


Give it some time and try again later.
Help please!
After have successfully change my password on Tuesday, I login today and I can't see anyway to upload my passport and identity card
Investment / Re: Dear 2016 Beneficiaries, Please Note That The NPVN Portal Has Been Upgraded. by menwongo(m): 4:49pm On Apr 24, 2018
npowerng:


It would be corrected as soon as possible.
Hhhhhhmmmm nice work Npower , it's not easy to resolve people comment
Family / Re: After 3 Years Of Infertility, 4 Miscarriages Woman Welcomes Set Of Twins by menwongo(m): 10:25pm On Apr 23, 2018
Godsaves18:
Truly, it can only be God...I have to a point in life where I need no one to convince me that there's God because I have seen Him do what is practically impossible to do...those who have witnessed His hand can relate...
Help me say that again
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Good Morning, Please Go And Collect Your PVC. You Have A Right To Vote. by menwongo(m): 9:29am On Apr 22, 2018
npowerng:
Good morning,

Please go and collect your PVC. You have a right to vote and be voted for.

While you are it, please encourage your immediate community to get their PVC as well.

#ThePVCTask
#NPowerNG
Ok
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Ayomide Kasali AKA Ayohrkarz Nude Body Painting Of A Lady (Photos) by menwongo(m): 9:33pm On Apr 19, 2018
"Nigerian youths are lazy & uneducated. Always wanting free oil money" ~ PMB
ME: Sir, you are absolutely correct. One of the lazy Nigerian youths who is enjoying free oil money had an accident with the power bike he bought with free oil money not too long ago, and he was flown abroad for treatment with free oil money, then he hired a jet with free oil money from London to Abuja after his treatment.
Sir, I completely agree with you that the Nigerian youths are lazy and uneducated and always wanting free oil money. Their role models are in Aso Rock enjoying free oil money without even solving any problem for the country.
Why would anyone disagree with you that the Nigerian youths are uneducated? It's very obvious. That's why they don't even know their rights. They keep defending your ineptitude.
You enjoyed free education as a young man, but today the youths are deprived of basic education. You were a governor, a petroleum commissioner and ahead of states as a youth, but today, youths are on social media defending your failures.
Honestly, I agree with you that the Nigerian youths are lazy, that's why you ruled Nigeria as a youth and have also grabbed the job as an old man. The youths are too ignorant to even know the implication of your comments. They don't even know you and your fellow old men are doing jobs they should ordinarily be doing.

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Events / Re: Groom Carries His Bride On Okada Into The Church In Makurdi(photos) by menwongo(m): 8:33pm On Apr 15, 2018
haywire07:
If you are from benue and you don't have that bike, then your family must be really unfortunate .

I can swear that even their governors own those bikes too
grin
Agriculture / Re: Real Price Of PALM OIL In Akwa Ibom State per keg. by menwongo(m): 9:11am On Apr 12, 2018
Today's price #7000 to #8000

Depending on quality

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Politics / Re: 2019: I Declared Because Nigerians Were Talking Too Much - Buhari Speaks From UK by menwongo(m): 9:03am On Apr 12, 2018
Slave mind set....you can't say it in Nigeria
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Good Morning, Did You Catch Afolabi Imoukhuede's Facebook LIVE Chat Last Night? by menwongo(m): 8:39am On Apr 12, 2018
Yusif0510:
yes I received a good news related to 2017 pre-selected, as he said the announcement of shortlisted candidate will be available in the next two weeks, and I hope to be in the final list as I done my verification successful in last December 2017,

God bless Npower team,
God bless our leaders
God bless our Federal government of Nigeria
Nice one if at all he can keep to his words
Politics / Re: Okigwe Road In Owerri After Heavy Rainfall (Photos) by menwongo(m): 9:53pm On Apr 09, 2018
mhisbliss:
grinWe didn't need it indeed, lmao
GNS 101 lol

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Politics / Re: Okigwe Road In Owerri After Heavy Rainfall (Photos) by menwongo(m): 9:51pm On Apr 09, 2018
We will not take it!
PDP increase rainfall intensity so as to tarnish the good works of APC government
Religion / Re: Church Members Flog The Ground (Video) by menwongo(m): 3:29am On Apr 07, 2018
sunbilor:
Women! Only God knows una problem. grin
Blame them not my brother!
What do expect from people devil meet one on one in garden of Eden?

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Religion / Re: Church Members Flog The Ground (Video) by menwongo(m): 3:25am On Apr 07, 2018
Perogg1:
I just dey imagine the weed them smoke
Lol likewise me!
What are you still doing on nl if your games are sure
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City : UCL (3 - 0) On 4th April 2018 by menwongo(m): 8:41pm On Apr 04, 2018
chakula:
This is what we call wonder of the futbal.
The very reason I stoped betting

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Romance / Re: Ladies: How Many Of You Can Pay For Your Wedding? by menwongo(m): 10:17pm On Mar 28, 2018
Hhhhhmmmm broke guys question!


Once you are in a bet9ja shop,there's always one game that looks so sure to you appearing on the virtual screen,the moment you stake, it plays opposite...
Make money before you dream of woman

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Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by menwongo(m): 11:13pm On Mar 26, 2018
Just pondering on the day Joke will find out you fathered his brother...
If you really love her as you claim...man up and tell her the incredible lol


Just waited for bed time to read your work..you are great, man
Agriculture / Re: Real Price Of PALM OIL In Akwa Ibom State per keg. by menwongo(m): 12:55pm On Mar 26, 2018
Callmeboss:


Afraid?? Wow.

To Zamfara, depending on the qauntity you need, the price range is #10400-10800.
Now you are coming...
You can gather customers here, as am milling I don't do delivery except waybill after payment
Agriculture / Re: Real Price Of PALM OIL In Akwa Ibom State per keg. by menwongo(m): 12:00am On Mar 26, 2018
Callmeboss:


Please call or whatsapp the number given
What are you afraid of, if you are for real write your price here!
I created this thread for information and selling of palm oil.
If you can offer good price people will call...

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Crime / Re: Send Us Cartons Of Condoms; Gangs Which Impregnate Teenage Girls In Calabar.PICS by menwongo(m): 8:46pm On Mar 23, 2018
Cadec007:
Imagine!! Nditô calabar south!!
Ndito Edi dia nso?

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Crime / Re: Banana Thieves Caught And Flogged Mercilessly By Banana Owner(photos) by menwongo(m): 11:04pm On Mar 22, 2018
Penisinpenisout:


Apple grows in Nigeria
Lol.
Guy where you d stay?
Crime / Re: IMSU Final Year Student Shot Dead By Unknown Gunmen On Her Birthday. Photos by menwongo(m): 10:52pm On Mar 22, 2018
conehead2018:
its a clear case of a stray bullet. The incident occurred in my home town.Trouble started when some village cult
members in conjunction with others invitted from outside were celebrating in preparation of there black night in the process gun shots were released indiscriminately but the deceased was on lucky as she was within the vicinity as at that time.
As am typing there have been constant police raid of innocent youths and passer by.All am saying is for the police who I believe know who these boys are,..arrest them cos they are the ones who hosted this miscrents they should be made to produce the assailants for the death of this young lady must not go unpunished.

You mean they started shooting in day time
Know the kind friends you hang out with
RIP
Career / Re: Oge Kate: EBSU Graduate Does Charcoal Business For For A Living by menwongo(m): 8:56pm On Mar 21, 2018
912:
how I hate to hear the word "Slay" angry . Nigerian bloggers have used the word too much, now it is annoying to hear
I just hate the word with passion. Lol

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