Quantumheight:
Where Are U Base N Ur Phone So I Can Cal U Asper

are you still distributing?

inventor432:
we are still very much available to serve you better

how much is your:
20l
40l
60l
80l
higher education
all in bulk sales

Forzap:
I don't even know what I'm laughing at

The bride's dressing for sure

Foodforthought:
Please you guys should drop this Imagine it's your sister or daughter statement. It's infuriating.Consentual sex is different from rape. Who forced the lady to open her legs? It's the lady that stands the risk of getting pregnant so she should be the more cautious. Stop blaming men. These memes are not really funny.

You are minding op
As if some girls don't try to entice guys even though they know the guy got no feelings for them.
Most women use sex to hold a guy down for marriage!

hammer6F:
LO AND BEHOLD, THE LATEST BABOON ADDED TO THE BLOOD SUCKING DEMONS OF ASO ROCK, COLLECTION.


AKPABIO HAVE BECOME AN OBJECT OF REPROACH TO THE AVERAGE AKWA IBOMITE.


ON THE STREET OF AKWA IBOM TODAY, AT THE MENTION OF HIS NAME, PEOPLE HISSSSSSS AND POUR SPIT.


AKPABIO IS A DISGUSTING ABOKI CO.CK SUCKING SLAVE AND A COWARD

His tribe are back stabbers
Believe them on your peril

RealityShot:
Not "MIGHT" it will "shake".
locals are going extra mile to produce more in this boom season

Lol
Who no like money
New oil now is produce mostly from unripe fruit...oil will mostly conceal now

SmartEnquiry:
I have over a thousand 25-gallons of grade A premium quality palm oil. Contact me if you're serious 08037765498

Hhhhmmmm you mean 1,000 kegs of oil, my brother sell them now even with ##500 interest per keg. Come October market might shake

kayteajay111:
Pls house, the price is not increasing oo. I'm tired.
I started the business this year after all I read here, I'm also afraid of dropping of price and spoilage from long storage.

Mmmmnnn I hope you bought oil in April at the rate of #7500 to #8,000 and the price now is #9,000 and above. Oil storage is not MMM.It's interest rates don't jump like that unless our government stop importation. Gaining #500 per keg is not a bad business. Imagine if you stored up to 100 kegs

Oluwaseyi456:
We need permanent job nt contract job

Your answer is below:

� Joseph Stalin was a brutal dictator with mind of his own. On one fateful day, Stalin came to Politburo meeting with a live chicken. Standing in front of audience, He started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off one by one.

�The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin being a cruel dictator continued without remorse plucking the feathers out until the chicken was completely Unclad. After which, he threw the chicken on the ground.

�The Unclad chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he took out some chicken food and started to throw it at the poor & hapless creature.

�The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin started walking towards his seat. As he walked away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor & the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his feet.

�Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his political party leadership.

�He said, "This chicken represents the people".

�"You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up, starve them and then leave them".

�"If you do this, go into your pocket & give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life, worshiping you".

�"They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, you're responsible for their sorrowful situation in the first place.

�‍♂ Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians are busy defending on social media.

�Take a look at those they call their heroes.
�They are the same people who plunged Nigeria into the situation she is.

�Did you see the numbers of people that throng to homes of political office holders during Christmas and Sallah periods to go and collect peanuts?

�Do you see the crowd that welcome our politicians during campaign and when they steal into the villages after elections?

�Nigerians kill those they should defend and defend those they should kill! �

Share & let your government know we know. Old story, ageless in meaning. True today as it was during Joseph Stalin

Agbajileke5:
Pls sir, where are we to pick up our comfirmation letters. Pls I am really confused

Go to your state or local government area secretariat

Racoon:

Exactly what the present clueless & woeful APC government did with utter impunity in 2014.They have rather compounded the problems of Nigeria.

So the president have to wait for the present magnitude of human destruction before acting while he deployed about 55000 security personnel to militarize the Ekiti election

No bro
Buhari was advised on twitter to pronounce state of emergency there. That's why he's sending security to hide face

Even though millions die it's not their concerns e.g Benue State

meobizy:

I'm here wondering how this story relates to the topic posted. If I tell you to post a factual record of the Stalin event you'll start grumbling and acting belligerent.

Please stick to the subject next time.

Am never told you are the owner of nairaland...

� Joseph Stalin was a brutal dictator with mind of his own. On one fateful day, Stalin came to Politburo meeting with a live chicken. Standing in front of audience, He started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off one by one.

�The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin being a cruel dictator continued without remorse plucking the feathers out until the chicken was completely naked. After which, he threw the chicken on the ground.

�The naked chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he took out some chicken food and started to throw it at the poor & hapless creature.

�The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin started walking towards his seat. As he walked away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor & the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his feet.

�Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his political party leadership.

�He said, "This chicken represents the people".

�"You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up, starve them and then leave them".

�"If you do this, go into your pocket & give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life, worshiping you".

�"They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, you're responsible for their sorrowful situation in the first place.

�‍♂ Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians are busy defending on social media.

�Take a look at those they call their heroes.
�They are the same people who plunged Nigeria into the situation she is.

�Did you see the numbers of people that throng to homes of political office holders during Christmas and Sallah periods to go and collect peanuts?

�Do you see the crowd that welcome our politicians during campaign and when they steal into the villages after elections?

�Nigerians kill those they should defend and defend those they should kill! �

Share & let your government know we know. Old story, ageless in meaning. True today as it was during Joseph Stalin.

� Joseph Stalin was a brutal dictator with mind of his own. On one fateful day, Stalin came to Politburo meeting with a live chicken. Standing in front of audience, He started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off one by one.

�The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin being a cruel dictator continued without remorse plucking the feathers out until the chicken was completely naked. After which, he threw the chicken on the ground.

�The naked chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he took out some chicken food and started to throw it at the poor & hapless creature.

�The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin started walking towards his seat. As he walked away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor & the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his feet.

�Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his political party leadership.

�He said, "This chicken represents the people".

�"You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up, starve them and then leave them".

�"If you do this, go into your pocket & give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life, worshiping you".

�"They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, you're responsible for their sorrowful situation in the first place.

�‍♂ Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians are busy defending on social media.

�Take a look at those they call their heroes.
�They are the same people who plunged Nigeria into the situation she is.

�Did you see the numbers of people that throng to homes of political office holders during Christmas and Sallah periods to go and collect peanuts?

�Do you see the crowd that welcome our politicians during campaign and when they steal into the villages after elections?

�Nigerians kill those they should defend and defend those they should kill! �

Share & let your government know we know. Old story, ageless in meaning. True today as it was during Joseph Stalin

post=69796477:

Silver or Gold, we have none.
But what we have , we will give to you,
In the powerful name of Jesus,
Rise up and WORK!

Hahahaha
May the good lord have mercy on you, for choking me with laughter
Amen to you super prayer!

mrvitalis:

I have 30 drums of oil in IMO state... Can we talk in private... Tho I stay in uyo let's hook up and discuss

My number on my signature

Go and marry her immediately
Hope you are working with good payment

Instead of looking how to give soft loans to poor masses they are here fighting over rubbish, nonsense!

npowerng:
Following the LIVE chat, 2017 beneficiaries must know that you have entered into a relationship with the NPVN portal.

Upon collection of your deployment letter, you must take it to your PPA to have it stamped that you have resumed and upload on portal to be paid.

❤ right ��

Good day sir
Please do publish where each state's volunteers are to collect their posting letters.
Thank you

Dear Over-Sabis, You people should warn
yourself and stop ruining our childhood
memories!!!.
First you change "Sandalili'' to Standard
Living", we no vex.
........
Again you came and changed our
"jangilova" to Jingle over, we no still
provoke.
..........
We are happily enjoying our
''Arisokompashon'' and u said its ''Arise oh
Co-patriot''. We didn't make noise.
............
Later you said "Ayamatanga" is “I Am At
Anger". Did we complain? No, we did not.
..........
As if that was not enough, u said that our
''Nigeria kolo na obe'' is not correct. That it
was ''Nigeria's call obey''. We keep mute.
..........
Ok you came again and said it is "Water
Cistern (WC)" and not "Water System".. did
we argue? No, we just leave una.
............
Few months back, you still said
"Osingosingo" is not correct, and that the
correct wording is:
“Oh Singer Sing On", we
look una, we no talk, we still kept our cool.
.........
With zeal and all passion, we sing ''Tusa-
tusa awa maaa''. But u said its ''To serve
with heart and might''. We agree.
......
Now you are saying our lovely "Biscuit Bone"
is now “Brisket Bone”
Shuoooo!!! Wetin na...? See, make i just tell
una, If una like, call it brisket bone, or
bracket bone, abi na skeleton bone.... ...we
no send una!!!
Our biscuit bone na our biscuit bone!!!
And Pls stop correcting us, we no beg una!!!
Leave us as we dey...
Lemme see you correct any English/Poem
again ... Na problem una go see!
Yours angrily, Old Kids Association of
Childhood Memories in Nigeria �​​​​‍♂�​​​​‍♂�​​​​‍♂�​​​​‍♂�​​​​‍♂�​​​​‍♂�​​​​‍♂

Ay2win17:
Renmoney loan application for up to #4,000,000.00 without collateral, guarantor or leaving the comfort of your office.#Taking you further #same day disbursement.Check my signature.

Guy lies with confident this days

npowerng:


Do not panic, You can always try logging later.
Network jam, sir.

Kindly advice beneficiaries to use computer to login. If computer is used to access the site... the site is working smoothly....

No b everything person go use phone do!

2011 elction under corrupt GEJ - #85 billions spent.

2015 election under corrupt GEJ - #93 billion spent.

2019 election under Saint PMB #242billion

Buhari is fighting kwarruption �����

Half of the month gone already

kantin:
23, 000 for 50kg

Hhhhmmm same as they are selling here

kantin:
Are you in need of Agro product such as beans, millet, sorghum, maize (white and red) soya beans, Mellon, local rice and other agro product in large and small quantity ? call 08067642948 or watt app 08064620130. i supply at an affordable price.

How much is your 25 kg and 50 kg bag of local rice

OgaInnocent:

So why did you register it with your name
Pls answer this question

She didn't trust the man!
No right thinking man will take this kindly

HEseesall:



When he told me he wants to use his share for his parents, we agreed my share would be used for get a property then we start to build from there and that's what i did, i expected he knows i would use my name cos i keep the documents, now he is saying he wants his own name only not jointly, who says that pls, at least i compromised for jointly,

I think you bought the land, while both of you built on it.
Believe me you he will never come back (have seen instances like this before) the husband only visit occasionally due to pressure from pastors but sleeps in the siting room, travel back to his new resident next morning.

If you guys did court wedding change it, if not don't!

Better still hide the original one and do a new fake one with his name.

Lol