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mizzbouqui:
La click la bend

La click la 'old Bendel State'

Op you just swell my head with Nostalgia!!
I think most of our youths today, have a "MISSED CHILDHOOD"
I know it's debatable cuz we have an evolving society. But I still believe most of them missed out on the fun of most of the things mentioned here and many more others....
How time flies!!!

Op you wan break my rib cage with laughter this morning??
Why you no help your comrade nah? Abi Espirit de Corps no follow again?

None of the sources quoted GEJ verbally, I guess we should be expecting a rejoinder very soon.
Meanwhile, let's entertain ourselves with our "E-GLADIATORS"........
The WAILERS VS
The ZOMBIES

4 Lekki toll gate tag sales person
80% of celebrities in Lagos live in Lekki. 60% of celebrities drive out of Lekki every day. 52% are not witches/wizards so they usually have to drive out via the tollgate. Are you doing the maths? Oya go and drop your CV at Lekki toll gate.

OP, going by your statistics: ( in Koredo Bello's voice ) I am thinking, no we are thinking, if 60% of Celebs drive out of Lekki everyday, 52% drive thru the tollgate, where does the remaining 8% drive out from

knowhowk:
. The Issue is a bit Controversial my dear , Some school of Thought especially in the USA denied it saying the FDA does not permit steroids to be used in Injecting Chickens thereby calling it an Untrue Rumour.Kindly click on the Link below and watch this video via Utube .I have a natural passion to save and Touch lives ,I do not deal in food or Alternative to Chicken ,I can only advise ,Sometimes you have to do away with your dying love for something because of your Health ,I am quite sure that Chicken skin is very delicious but Alas! it is high in Cholesterol too bad for your Artery ,you love chicken skin so bad right ,you have to choose between your health and deadly Love ,its a matter of Choice, I think ones Life does not depend on Chicken wings ,does it ? if there is an information out there ,check and research it,White meat is the best ,I mean chicken and turkey meat but how about the Uncertainty ,Please copy and paste this Link in google to watch on Utube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQuxDy7pYZQ. Try to read comments made by other people .Some say it's salt water which contains sodium to make it plumpy ,some argue that it never steroids kindly read all comments made by others.

I've seen the video previously, I've also seen the video where some concoctions were being packaged as soft drinks.
How much careful can one be? I still believe Moderation is the KEY. But I'm beginning to wonder; how much 'Moderation' is moderate and healthy?
By the way, where in the world are the regulatory agencies? Have they not seen or heard any of these?

As a Natural therapist and Nutritionist, what do you recommend for laymen like us?

I don die!!
I dey see but I no wan believe.

IamLEGEND1:
She's tired of relationships at 19? o.k na.
Senseless people are not deserving of our advice..

@ 19, she is tired of relationships?
when did she start dating?
how many men has she dated?
I think she has advised herself on what she wants.

'ONE WEEK ONE TROUBLE"
Who remembers that novel in Junior Secondary school?
It's like Solomon Dalung has taken over from Lai Mohammed as the lead Actor in this Government of 'One Week, One Controversy'

Beremx:
I was reading to see where he was going to blame Jonathan for Buhari's passive incompetence.

Lai Mohammed don dey get sense small small.

I believe if the complete interview was published, "blame GEJ" would have been visible.
Na Oga Lai Mohammed signature be that.

wizzyrich:
The guy no even sabi lie self. He has a lot to learn from the master of all liars(Lie Mohammed)

No mind am, him still dey do I.T.!

Wetin person no go see for Social Media!

Well articulated. I will keep in mind.
Thanks!

Just like in Nigeria where some persons know within themselves that they cannot and will not win. But they still contest because they will get some largese from INEC and some setttlement from other Aspirants.
#TheHustleIsReal

Op, I understand your plight. That's one issue with Ladies, she loves you but she doesn't want to come off cheap. I was in a situation like that previously. My friend told me her fears: If she transport herself across the Niger to my place and we couldn't strike a rhythm, if we couldn't feel the passion or connection physically, that we share online. she will feel distraught, dejected and cheapened. She might not be able to forgive herself. Worse still, how does she compose and gather herself back to her place with the feeling and knowledge that she didn't measure up to my requirement and standard.....
For a Guy, it is easy to walk away. But for a Lady, I doubt, especially the matured and responsible ones.
My suggestion;
Offer to meet her up in her town or state of residence. Not necessarily her home, probably an eatery or any other open public place. Play a smart one, tell her it is an official trip to her area or close-by and for her sake you want to squeeze out some time to be with her.
The outcome will determined what happens next.

It's a good idea!
Just prepare for the chain-reaction to follow.

It's the feel good factor!

Fidelismaria:
Tnx

So Olympics nd world cup re both four four years

Yes!
The Olympic Games,
The FIFA World Cup &
The EUROS ( The European Tournament ) are " four four years"

This Gov't is proving to be very comical and entertaining. They have a way of diverting our attention from the real issues at hand.
I guess 'Star Actor', Hon. Lai Mohammed and his supporting casts has finished their performance, because we rarely hear from him these days unlike before.
The next artiste to come on stage now is Hon. Solomon Dalung.
Who are his Supporting Casts?
How long will he last on stage?
Who is Directing the Play?

We are watching!

Fidelismaria:
Sick Bleep

But wait oooo I tot Olympics is every two years

Russia 2018

RUSSIA 2018 is the FIFA WORLD CUP

I reserve my comment.
Ladies, oya-oo!!

halfricanadian:
first i speak for mysef

next i as a lady one time was ready to finance a guy to school

but he never wanted to go reasons best known to him.

so no big deal helping some one nd expecting much from them

wen u wanna help dont expect too much pls to avoid stories like this.

as for the guy let him build himself nd he will find a woman well deserving of him

Some persons would have stuck to their guns, forgetting that there Two sides to a coin.
For your responsible and matured reasoning n response, you've just won a part of my Heart!!

PoliticalThuG:
there is nothing like defence here.. I am taking about exaggerating the ban because ordinarily, they would ban for a week or 6 days but this very one was long - a month and... But u are here talking about exaggerating the whole story.. How dumb one can be

Brother man, all this epistle would have been enough to clarify the bolded.
Should I highlight again, or you still got more insult to hurl at me??

halfricanadian:
for real no reasonable woman will leave d arms of a man that truly shows her love

nd for my type dat stays during thick nd thin if i shd leave a guy it means volumious pains is wat i feel i wish any one Good luck

#smiles i cant force any one to love me

i hold onto God

a man marries nd treats very very well d woman he truly loves

if u are being maltreated nd treated like trash he doesnt love u

u are an option he needs till he finds d woman he wud giv d white wedding gown to
#no hard feelings

How about guys that train their girls all thru school, only for the girl to realize that the guy is not up to her standard. With statement like "I cannot marry someone who is not a graduate-o"

PoliticalThuG:
are you related to buhari?

Best form of Defence is ...........

PoliticalThuG:
in response to the ban thing.. Dnt be dumb

Yea, I might be dumb but certainly not daft.
I highligted and bolded some lines from your write-up (experience) that I needed some clarifications on. You don't have to resort to insult.
Or are you exaggerating?

PoliticalThuG:
i was just exagerating.. You should have known better... Besides, i was banned

You were just exaggerating abi?
Now let's compare this;
On a very cool sunny day, i drove to Akure shopping mall to purchase some materials for my wedding. (i would be wedding my sweetheart come saturday).
and this;
I was shopping but all my mind was focused on this bootilicious lady. I rounded up without much ado just to speak to this lady.

I sharpally pay for my materials and went out to wait for this gorgeous figure. I must fucck this poossy i concluded in my mind.


I guess you were also "exaggerating' abi??

Benz4pimp:
Chai!!!see hatred with illiteracy.if it was all a scam,fayose would be the first to scream because u guys were all dumb before he sold the story to you.i am no Apc or Pdp but I use my senses the right way,you guys should please do too

How exactly have you used your 'senses the right way'? pls enlighten us.