₦airaland Forum

davida222: hahaha... Cl 9 times?? again my frend dat was wen it was called cup, dat time no desent team was involved in the competition. and 32 league tittles u say dat is u again my frend leving in past glory of 1882 just like the scosers liverpool up north.. so think again. marid resent succes is nothin to right home about. compel to manutd from 1999 to date. so check ur fact rite. manutd still remen the most supported club in the world again check ur fact. and the most valuable club in the world. food 4 thourt. And did u just say great players. hehe my frend dont let us debate on that. piss out.

Were you born stupid? Name one great player from Man United.

H.I.D Awolowo is just a glorified A.G.I.P (Any Government In Power)troll who has been feeding fat on her husband's legacy for her comments to be taken seriously. Every S.W governor of whatever hue or colour since 1999 have been greasing her palms to get a vote of confidence. I put her in the same category as people like Ojo Maduekwe, Jerry Gana, Emmanuel Iwanyanwu, Ebenezer Babatope and co.

FXKing2012: I forgot to add Prof Akunyili, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie (author of purple hibiscus), kanu nwankwo (most decorated African footballer), Soludo (best cbn governor), Okorocha (best state governor), FXKing2012 (the best forex trader), the list is endless.

If u are jealous pls visit Lagos lagoon.

Now the bolded ones really cracked me up . If Rochas is the best governor, Nigeria has gone to the dogs. And in which alternate universe is Kanu is more decorated than Samuel Eto "O" Fils? As for the last one, stop sniffing gutter fumes, it addles the wits.

[quote author=Dudu_Negro]i agree on itsekiri state.[/quote]This is a joke right? Name the local governments in Delta State that are predominantly Itsekiri before even jumping to the ridiculous assertion that they deserve a state.

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]1st ANAMBRA

2nd IMO

3rd ABIA

4th DELTA


Four Igbo states topping the list. Thank God for the internet. I'll come back to comment later.[/quote]How is Delta an Igbo state?

No doubt that the Op is a mischievous dolt but that should not detract from the validity of his question, the LASG has a duty to come out and state whether it has received SURE-P funds and what it has done with it. Truth is, almost all states have either just added it to their budgets or it has grown wings because apart from Delta( which is ironical b'cos Uduaghan is a first class buffoon), I can't think of any other state that earmarked the funds for a specific project.

http://forum.ipaidabribenaija.com/news/item/12548-sure-p-funds-states-lg-lack-proof-on-expenses-dr-christopher-kolade

http://deltastate.gov.ng/index.php/news-events/dtsg-to-complete-all-on-going-projects-at-delsu-with-sure-p-funds.html

kulyie: thank you for that.you just spoke my mind.many nairalanders are too lousy and are fond of making unnecessarily provocative utterances

Provocative to who exactly?

eazzzy1: Rate ur brain by yourself!!! Puhlease,payment of tithe is not compulsory..if u dnt bliv in the prophecies feel free to shut ur gutters..and its purse pls..dnt knw y u'v to com into 2013 with stupidity..I wouldn't love to b insultive so no vex + if u are of d school of thought that employees of God cannot and should nt b able to afford jet,I prophesy today that u'll neva fly a jet in ur life.*say amen* happy new year tho

Have you always been this idiotic or is it a recently acquired ailment? #JustCurious#


@Topic: Another round of vague, half witted, inanities leading everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Full of fury yet signifying nothing. Trust these MOGs, they never disappoint.

Ikwere fist son: nd who tod u dat u yorubas re inteligent.y is it dat an average yoruba is an elephant dat trumpets at will na wa o

Diseased product of accursed testicles, have you come again?

On the thread itself, seriously you guys need to chill, take some weed, get laid or go do sports, its just two well off dudes chilling and having a laugh. Bringing tribal sentiments into it is beyond idiotic.

I have been watching this thread and waiting patiently for the Uduaghan arse lickers, paid sycophants and mentally retarded people to show pictorial evidence of their master's achievements; Alas!!!! I waited in vain. One numbskull mentioned winning Eko 2012 Sports Festival as an achievement: how ridiculous is that? Delta has been winning that since Moses was in diapers. Uduaghan (like Ibori) is a total, unmitigated disaster and deserves to rot in hell for a thousand eternities for the desecration of The Big Heart. E.O.D!!!!

GOZILLA: Stop blowing foul air!chelsea disgraced them last season abi? PIG! La liga is all about two clubs,the rest make up the numbers. At best @ the end of the season Madrid will still come second and the third placed club will be a whopping 20 pts behind! Ode.

Actually you are the fool here (and a first class one at that).

naijalodge: Messi should just shut the Bleep up and move to another team....why is he so afraid,..i thought they said to be the best in what u do,u must prove urself in all areas,For Jesus's sake you have won everything in Bacer,just move to another team and show the world why we should take u as superior to CR7,to me CR7 is Better than you..prove ur self else where and u will be my greatest player of all time...

Your father has already proven himself by WBTYM your mother and producing you (and your siblings if you have any) so why not ask him to go get another woman and prove himself all over again? Your argument is as intelligent as your command of the English language (abysmal beyond description).

This story smells so fishy that its beginning to make dead fish smell like roses in April. Is it not the same Chris Anyanwu, publisher of the defunct T.S.M who went to prison under Abacha, was released and became one of the leading praise singers of OBJ? Yeye dey smell from very high places and it has the stench of 2015 preparations written all over it.

#ConspiracyTheoryModeActivated#

Sincere 9gerian: Mr President needs Aneni and some other politicians to win PDP primary come 2015. GEJ did the sensible thing that any other person would have done- find a balance between political influence and performance. You need POLITICAL INFLUENCE to win PDP primary and PERFORMANCE to win general elections. If GEJ didn't appoint Aneni into NPA board, na @DemDem, Gbawe, Lai Muhammed, Speaker Tambuwar or Buhari him for appoint? Those who allege Aneni stole money should take him to court. The ACN states and ACN members of the NASS can sue Aneni to court for failing to tarr any southwest roads that was budgeted for and funds released for its construction. Otherwise, the propagandist should allow us to hear word. Small time dem go also allege that I stole N1,000billion.
Na Sincere 9gerian talk dis one.

This dude never fails to crack me up, . You said on another thread that OBJ does not have the power to unseat GEJ because he is no longer relevant and even lost his polling booth. Now the same Anenih who was resoundingly thrashed by Oshiomhole even in his own polling booth is needed to win elections in 2015. Logic has suffered.

The Lekki-Ikoyi Cable Bridge is a new project.

A picture of the new Iju Road.

In Ifako Ijaiye, I know that the U.N.A Primary School at Balogun bus-stop, Ogba-Iju road, the Mother and Child Centre at Ifako Ijaiye Genral Hospital are all either completed or under construction by the Fashola's administration. Can't wait for them to start work on the Iju-Agbado road which runs parallel with the railway line.

I actually like the thread. It shows the tardiness of some functionaries of the Lagos state government in properly documenting and cataloging projects.It is a shame that visits to even the official websites of ministries and parastatals in Lagos do not have pictures and adequate information about projects. Well done @OP even though from your posts that I have read, your motives are suspicious. Anyways it is your thread and you know why you opened it.

Well, some of the ones I personally know are

Iju Road (former death trap and perennial waste of time).

GEJ

Occupy Nigeria

Ikwere fist son: ds thread hs realy shown hw myopic nd shalow minded are pepl on nland.so we re comparing a man dat hs almost broken a jinx of 28ys in our history of lack of proper power suply 2 a mare noise maker who lost integrity rite frm objs era.frankly speakng witot sentiment comparing barth 2 tunde is an insult.barth remains d best power minister in d history of nija til date.let d truth be said 4 once,atleast we all felt d socio economic importance of barths tenure

Aren't you the S.O.B who has been insulting people based on ethnic affiliations all over NL, now you are asking for objectivity? Stupid idiot!!!!!

kemoolala: if u see a woman looking for the fruit of the womb for 20 yrs then u will know dat it is a miracle wen a woman conceive and bring forth the baby at the due time.

Now let me see if I get you clearly

kemoolala: u guys refuse to use ur common sense! since wen d glory of safe delivery goes to a man of God? it does not matter where they were delivered, those children delivered at general hospital are also part of Amighty God signs and wonders, get that into ur skull!

Actually you are the senseless one; you say the ones born at the general hospital are the same with the RCCG babies so why is there rejoicing for the ones born at the program and not for the ones born in the hospitals?

funkybaby: C'mon. Don't be silly.

So you actually think that a car going at a speed of over 400mph on a relatively busy highway will "mash" brake and "fucki.ng stop" when the unforseeable happens without spinning or causing a pile up of cars/fatalities?

He's a kid who just got his first car so pardon his "green" attitude.

[quote author=Darkknight.Abj]I want to get something straight.
its a weekend and i decide to have a drive round town, at the traffic light when the light goes green i push in some juice into my engine, i dont beat any traffic lights, i dont break any road violations i just push in speed on a road with 3-4 lanes with no pedestrians(PLS SO MANY OF YOU HAVNT WATCHED THIS VIDEOS,STOP COMMENTING OUT OF ASSUMPTIONS).Tell Me what LAW i have broken

PLS TAKE TIME TO WATCH THE VIDEOS AND STOP BEEN IGNORANT.[/quote]Actually, car and bike racing have been banned within the F.C.T since early March 2012 so you guys are actually breaking the law.

http://www.businessdayonline.com/NG/index.php/city-file/city-file/34748-fct-residents-welcome-ban-on-power-bikes-car-racing

http://leadership.ng/nga/articles/21714/2012/04/11/car_racing_emergence_dangerous_sport_abuja.html

I find the arguments that it was a metaphor disingenuous and an attempt to stand the truth on its head and make it walk with its teeth. If she had been addressing Nigerians; people who share the same cultural background with her, it would have been understandable but she was addressing foreigners who do not share the same cultural background and so take everything that is being said literally and not metaphorically, it was wrong on all levels. The minister and the idiotic Head of Press spoke like ill trained circus monkeys & should be reprimanded.


While addressing members of the African National Congress (ANC), the South African Ruling Party, which led a team of investors to her office in Abuja, the minister said, “We must resolve to jointly exorcise the evil spirit behind this darkness and allow this nation take its pride of peace in the comity of Nations.”[/quote]

teskyg: [b] @ merengue:
It irritates me beyond measure when donkeys like you give everything an ethnic connotation. Truth is SLS hit the money shot when he said this, we really need to scale back the civil service and even more importantly, political appointees. Go to the National Theatre, Iganmu and see so many redundant agencies there with over bloated workforces doing less than nothing. The same is replicated all across the nation until you get to the epicenter of filth, corrosion and decay: Abuja. We will need to divert Rivers Niger & Benue to wash away the Augean stables which the F.C.T has become. We need to in my opinion do the following:

1. As a matter of urgency, MDAs should be merged or scrapped (e.g Ministries of Communication and Information Technology be merged, scrapping of the Ministry of Women Affairs, Niger-Delta Ministry, pilgrim boards, etc).
2. Switch to a unicameral legislative system, the NASS as its presently constituted is too expensive to maintain and serves no clearly discernible purpose.
3. Reduction of number of political appointees; why should GEJ have over 24 S.As (number keeps rising). You have Okupe, Abati, Omokri doing one person's job. You have also have idiotic positions like: Special Adviser to the President on Ethics and Values (Sarah Jibril)or even more idiotic; Senior Special Assistant to the Special Adviser to President Goodluck Jonathan on Political Matters (Godwin Duru. Same nonsense is replicated across the states and LGAs and needs to be curbed.
4. 50% is rather too high; lets start with the "football age" senior civil servants and also start thinning the lower levels; at least 25%-30% would be appropriate.[/b]

You are a ram.People like Sanusi has no right what so ever to speak of over bloated Civil Service.Do you know how many people he recruited into CBN who are idle and doing nothing?

And you are a first class buffoon with the same IQ that God gave a dung beetle. SLS was right in calling for a reduction on recurrent expenditure but like the slowpoke that you are, you attacked his ethnic idnetity and when I called you out, you resorted to making foolish allegations. So because SLS is now C.B.N governor, C.B.N shouldn't recruit again? Why do I even bother; intelligence is as far from the cesspit you call your brain as Nigeria is from the North Pole.

crusufixo: I sha hope that Fabripass (fabrigas),midfield maestro (iniestia) and prof (Xavi) wont be part of the team, else ......... wahala dey oh !!!!

Iniesta won't play, he is from the Asturias region, not Catalunya.

teskyg: Civil Servants from the Northern part of the Country are the most incompetent.They are holding big position base on Federal Character and Quota system.Sanusi himself is a product of that system and he should first on the list cos he is incompetent.

It irritates me beyond measure when donkeys like you give everything an ethnic connotation. Truth is SLS hit the money shot when he said this, we really need to scale back the civil service and even more importantly, political appointees. Go to the National Theatre, Iganmu and see so many redundant agencies there with over bloated workforces doing less than nothing. The same is replicated all across the nation until you get to the epicenter of filth, corrosion and decay: Abuja. We will need to divert Rivers Niger & Benue to wash away the Augean stables which the F.C.T has become. We need to in my opinion do the following:

1. As a matter of urgency, MDAs should be merged or scrapped (e.g Ministries of Communication and Information Technology be merged, scrapping of the Ministry of Women Affairs, Niger-Delta Ministry, pilgrim boards, etc).
2. Switch to a unicameral legislative system, the NASS as its presently constituted is too expensive to maintain and serves no clearly discernible purpose.
3. Reduction of number of political appointees; why should GEJ have over 24 S.As (number keeps rising). You have Okupe, Abati, Omokri doing one person's job. You have also have idiotic positions like: Special Adviser to the President on Ethics and Values (Sarah Jibril)or even more idiotic; Senior Special Assistant to the Special Adviser to President Goodluck Jonathan on Political Matters (Godwin Duru. Same nonsense is replicated across the states and LGAs and needs to be curbed.
4. 50% is rather too high; lets start with the "football age" senior civil servants and also start thinning the lower levels; at least 25%-30% would be appropriate.

[quote author=Ejiné]My God! This is atrocious!! Hawt? WTF!!!
I'm sorry, but she looks like a corn roaster from Isiukwuato L.G.A

The picture below is the true definition of hawt AND fierce!

Gentlemen, I give you Munachi Abii

https://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/548931_385834458162266_1181883191_n.jpg[/quote]Ejine, for brilliantly showing the difference between a well fed opeke and a Britico wanna-be mgbeke, I owe you a crate of your favourite brew.

Nice piece of journalism there. Didn't know that the molue is coming back as a rebranded entity but if it does; good.

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/real-benjamin-buttons-brothers-matthew-michael-clark-aging-193400085.html

By the looks of their home, Tony and Christine Clark are raising two rambunctious 7-year-old boys. Model train tracks and Monopoly pieces are scattered on tables and cartoons flicker on the TV set.

But the Clarks' two sons are grown men who share only the same interests and emotional fluctuations of little boys. Like the character portrayed by Brad Pitt in the 2008 film "The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons," Matthew, 39, and Michael, 42, are aging backwards.

Diagnosed with a terminal form of leukodystrophy, one of a group of extremely rare genetic disorders that attack the Myelin, or white matter, in the nervous system, spinal cord, and brain. In the Clarks' case, the condition has not only eroded their physical capacities, but their emotional and mental states as well.
Only six years ago, both brothers were holding down jobs and growing their families. Today, they spend their days in the care of their parents, both in their sixties, playing with Mr. Potato Head, fighting over Monopoly, and in rare lucid moments, struggling to understand why their lives have changed so dramatically.

Before the Clark Brothers were diagnosed, they were living independent lives. Michael served in the Royal Air Force and later became a cabinet maker. Matthew worked in a factory and was raising a teenage daughter. Tony and Christine, meanwhile, had retired and moved from the UK to Spain. Then in 2007, both of their sons fell off the radar. They stopped returning their parents' calls and texts, and as the Clark brothers' conditions developed, their lives fell apart.

Michael surfaced in a soup kitchen, and was referred to medical experts by social workers. After an MRI scan, he was diagnosed with the incurable degenerative disorder. Soon after Matthew received the same news. In the U.S. alone, about 1 in 40,000 children are born with a form of the neurodegenerative disease, according to Dr. William Kintner, President of the United Leukodystrophy Foundation. While some forms of the disorder are potentially treatable if discovered in the earliest stages and not all cause an emotional regression, the brothers are unlikely to be cured. "It's very difficult to do anything once progression has occurred," Dr. Kintner tells Yahoo! Shine.
[With their train set.(Courtesy of Channel4)] With their train set.(Courtesy of Channel4)

As of April, when the Clarks were first written about in the British press, their mental age was 10.

"We will be out walking and things which might interest a toddler interest them, the other day we were walking home when Michael saw a balloon and pointed it out to us," father Tony Clark, told The Telegraph last spring.

Today, the brothers are even younger mentally.

"Just like small children, they wake up a lot during the night," mom Christine said in an interview published in The Independent this week. "I was up seven times with them last night."

After learning of their diagnoses, Tony and Christine returned to the UK and moved in with their sons. Their daily struggles as a family have been chronicled in a British documentary, "The Curious Case of the Clark Brothers," airing Monday in the UK.

Earlier this year, Matthew became a grandfather, when his daughter had a son. But the news for the family was bittersweet, as the Clark brothers' mental age continued to creep backwards.

"There's no return to them being cute little boys," said Christine, who regularly manages their tantrums and fights over Monopoly. "They're big strong men—and that presents a quite different set of problems."

More recently, even their physical strength began deteriorating.

"A few weeks ago, they could still manage with a knife and fork, but now that's getting too difficult for them—they get the food onto their forks, but somehow it all falls off before it reaches their mouths," she said.

Donors and genetic disorders: how much do you know?

Now walking is the next hurdle; Matthew is already confined to a wheelchair.

"The likelihood that they're on a terminal course is fairly certain, but who knows?" says Dr. Kintner, who is familiar with the Clark case but didn't meet the brothers. "If they were citizens of U.S., we'd try to get them to the National Institute of Health for diagnostic work, but in the UK the system is different. There is no comparable organization with genetic diseases, so it's a little more difficult there."

Dr. Kintner estimates there are several million cases of one of the estimated 40 types of leukodystrophies in the U.S., but an exact number is hard to pinpoint. The different forms of the disorder are still being identified and tests for each known type are still being developed. "It's going to take a long time," says Dr. Kintner. "I hope in my lifetime I see a cure for some of them."

amosy007: as bad as mtn is.. I still get 700kb/sec which is around 5.6mbit/sec

Are you sure? Cos its only in the early hours of the morning that I get that kind of speed. During the day, its usually around 450kb/sec which is why I don't do downloads anymore on MTN.